Forbidden Territory: Start as Monkey King

If a woman shows the appearance of a small bird to a man, it proves that the woman must want to draw something from that man.

It may be for money, or it may be for other things.

Anyway, it's kind of like that.

But it just so happens that Shen Han understands that meaning somewhat, but he doesn't know enough, he only understands whether women are looking for money, sex or feelings.

Obviously, he didn't know much, but to a certain extent, he knew enough, at least he could see that Liu Xian'er in front of him was just trying to figure out feelings.

So Shen Han gently touched her long hair, then put it in front of his nose and sniffed it slightly, and said: "It smells so good."

Liu Xian'er raised her head, her cheeks were a little red, and she said, "Is it fragrant? If it is fragrant, you often smell it."

What she said has expressed too much.

Shen Han also understood a lot, of course he knew what Liu Xian'er meant.

He let down his hair, gently patted Liu Xian'er's head, and said, "I'm going to find something, do you want to come with me?"

Of course, what he said was enough, and Liu Xian'er existed in ancient times, how could he know less than Shen Han?So her eyes lit up, she smiled at Shen Han, and said: "Of course! You are my benefactor, even if you want me to leave, I will not leave."

"Very good." Shen Han looked at her watery eyes and smiled slightly.

Liu Xian'er also smiled, her eyebrows seemed to have really turned into willow leaves.

【Good match! 】

[awsl, why does my husband match up with any woman he catches? 】

[That's because they are all good-looking, if my husband is with an ugly girl, he will definitely not be a good match! 】

[The truth is revealed upstairs. 】

[Only I am wondering why the women who have met Father Han are basically interested in Father Han? 】

[Upstairs you are not alone. 】

[Upstairs upstairs, upstairs said you are not a person. 】

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The barrage in the live broadcast room is always fun.

It's just a pity that Shen Han couldn't see the barrage in the live broadcast room, otherwise he would definitely laugh.

In Shitou Village, Xiao Shitou looked at Shen Han and Liu Xian'er, his small mouth suddenly opened, revealing his cute little teeth.

Purely, he just felt that his master looked very happy, so he also became happy.

——Children's happiness is always so simple and pure.

At this time, Chen Nan's face was like a bitter melon, not only a little blue, but also a little stuttered, his face was very strange, bulging and wrinkling at the same time, it looked like the lines and bumps on the bitter melon, it was sloppy .

No one can know that he has unspeakable pain.

Shen Han said softly: "Shall we leave now?"

"Okay." Liu Xian'er responded.

"Huh", Shen Han called out somersault cloud, took Liu Xian'er's little hand, stepped on top of somersault cloud, and then he beckoned, a celestial light gushed out, enveloping Chen Nan and Xiao Shitou in it , placed on somersault cloud.

Ao Han and Xiao Tian both turned into a flowing shadow and flew above the clouds.

The streamer flies like a fairy.

Shen Han and others quickly returned to the Xiao family compound. At this time, Xiao Yan and Li Qiye had prepared everything, packed their bags, and looked at Shen Han excitedly.

Acting with Shen Han, this kind of thing like their dream has actually come true, how can this make them not excited?

When the girls of Artis saw Shen Han, their faces were overjoyed, and when they saw Shen Han holding a white hand, the expressions on their faces suddenly changed.

The faces of Xiao Xiang'er and Xiao Yu even turned black.

How long have you been out?Another kidnapped woman?This bad guy is really brave!

Seeing the faces of these women, Liu Xian'er not only showed no fear, but even smiled gently at them, as if she had a unique affinity with her.

She was born in ancient times, she has seen many things, encountered many powerful enemies, and her experience is quite profound. The gazes of the girls of Artis can't affect her in the slightest.

Even her affinity can make the girls feel a little oppressed and suffocated.

"This woman is definitely not easy to deal with!"

The girls immediately came to a conclusion.

The aura of this woman is so powerful that the women have never seen before.

Her strength does not lie in her strength, but in her affinity.

She seems to be able to tolerate everything that cannot be tolerated, but no one can feel that she is easy to bully, and can even feel that if she is bullied, she will definitely use thunderous means to make the person who bullies her extremely regret.

This feeling is unprecedented among women.

Surprised, panicked, pondered... For a while, the expressions on the faces of the girls changed again and again, and finally became friendly.

No one knows how much they thought during this time.

Just like no one can understand what some animals do, it's just that women's minds are far more difficult to understand than what animals do.

……

A woman's heart, a needle under the sea.

I don't know which friend said this sentence, it is too correct.

Just now Xiao Xiang'er and Xiao Yu's complexions were still a little dark, but now they walked slowly to Liu Xian'er, pulled her out of Shen Han's hand and brought her to the nest of women, laughing and laughing They chatted, glanced at Shen Han from time to time, and then chatted chirpingly again.

Shen Han glanced at them, didn't say anything, and didn't listen.

With his strength, wanting to listen to what these women said was even easier than killing a main god.

But he didn't.

Because he has always felt that people who eavesdrop on other people's conversations are like dogs eating shit, disgusting and ugly, like a pervert.

Of course Shen Han would not be a pervert.

If he is allowed to be a pervert, then he will definitely commit suicide.

What's more, what can a group of women laugh and chatter together?
What else can they talk about?
You can figure it out with your toes.

They chatted more or less with a group of men who laughed and laughed now and then.

What is there worth Shen Han to listen to?
breeze.

Shen Han looked at Chen Nan, Xiao Shitou, Xiao Yan and Li Qiye who had carried their bags, and said, "Are you ready?"

"Yes, big brother, I have already told my father to go out with you, and to bring Sister Yu and Sister Xiang with me. My old father readily agreed..." Xiao Yan said this, with some hesitation in his eyes, but in the end it was I didn't say anything more.

Shen Han didn't say much.

——He will not ask what others do not want to say, just as he will not overhear what others say.

"The old man of my family didn't want me to go, because he recently got a few cows and more than a dozen chickens, ducks, fish and geese from somewhere, and wanted me to let them go. I let them go? I let them go." The fart was pretty much the same, so I didn't even bother to talk about it, and ran away."

"At first, the old man wanted to hit me twice with a walking stick, but I hid his walking stick long ago. I said that I went out with you, brother. I don't know if the old man heard it, but it doesn't matter. Anyway, he Now I'm either looking for a crutch or blowing my beard and staring by myself."

Li Qiye shrugged his shoulders and said.

"Brother Ye Zi, you're kind of bullying the old man like this, I'll save it for you first, and use it together when I want to beat you up." Xiao Shitou raised his little fist, pretending to be fierce, but actually cute the way.

But Li Qiye didn't think he was cute at all. He felt that this little guy was really vicious. If he could punch Xiao Yan out with one punch, he still had no cultivation. into a serious injury?
So he hurriedly hid behind Xiao Yan, and said to Xiao Yan: "Xiao Yanzi, if brother and I unfortunately meet Xiao Shitou, then you must help me."

Xiao Yan scratched his head, looked at Xiao Shitou suspiciously, and said, "Little Shitou, did you hear something just now? I feel like someone farted?"

"Someone just farted, it stinks, Brother Yanzi, that fart is right next to you, run quickly." Xiaoshi pinched his nose, frowned, and slapped it with his palm, as if he really smelled the smelly fart General, said.

"No wonder I said why it stinks so badly? It turns out that the stinky fart is right next to me." As Xiao Yan said, he hurried away, leaving behind Li Qiye who looked like a dementia.

"I, Li Qiye, a genius of a generation, a young Mahayana, was called a stinky fart today. I really can't bear it, I can't bear it if I'm familiar with it!"

Li Qiye originally wanted to violently hurt people, but he thought of Xiao Yan, who created his own kung fu, and Xiao Shi, whose combat power was comparable to that of a tribulation.

He once again chose to obey his will.

Li Qiye, who chose to obey his will, now looked at Xiao Yan and Xiao Shitou with softened eyes.

Really bear the calm for a while, take a step back to open up the sea and the sky... What a fart!
"When I grow up, I must make them so big that I don't even know my elder brother! Anything with calm seas and a bright sea and sky is all shit! It's a coaxing child! The more you think about it for a while, the more you get angry, and the more you take a step back, the worse you will be!"

He really wanted to draw his sword to fight against Yan Yan and Shi, but he knew in his heart that any of these two people would be hanged and beaten, so he knelt down on the ground, grabbed a handful of grass, and squeezed it in his hands.

"Little Ye Zi, what are you doing?" Xiao Yan asked with some doubts.

"It's nothing, I'm just weeding your house." He said and held the grass in his hand - holding the grass.

"Oh, thank you then." Xiao Yan thanked.

"You're welcome, we are brothers." Li Qiye said with a smile, but his "brother" brother son seemed a little heavy.

However, Xiao Yan didn't have any doubts, instead he nodded heavily and said, "That's right, we are brothers."

Seeing him like this, Li Qiye grasped it even harder.

Shen Han looked at the way he was holding the grass tightly, and couldn't help feeling amused in his heart, he didn't expect this kid to be so funny.

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