Crazy, dare to crack down on this celestial master
Chapter 2 Pinch your finger and calculate 1 years before and after
At this moment, demons danced wildly outside the gate of the building.
Once the famous Internet celebrities Coat Brother and Ramen Brother, etc., after they become popular, there will be countless small Internet celebrities blocking the door.
At this moment, Mao Jun is not an Internet celebrity, but he is better than an Internet celebrity.
The same is true of Mao Jun after being cracked down on counterfeiting. Countless small Internet celebrities blocked the door and cursed, just to get the biggest popularity now.
"Look, brothers in the live broadcast room, the fake Feng Shui master has come out!"
"I didn't expect this dog to dare to come out. He is the most popular Feng Shui master on the Internet. He is known as Mao Jun in the south and horse in the north, and Mao Jun, who is on the same level as the horse Baoguo with lightning five consecutive whips."
"He looks like a dog, why don't he do some personnel work, let the brothers in the live broadcast room see the real face of this dog today."
The little Internet celebrities around the door saw Mao Jun like a cat smelling fishy, and they all stared at Mao Jun with bright eyes.
At the same time, he began to curse wantonly in his live broadcast room, as if Mao Jun had done something outrageous.
Mao Jun, who was walking out, felt that his sleeves were tightening, and he turned around to find that his apprentice Su Xiaoli had grabbed his sleeves.
"Master, let's go back, these Internet celebrities can do anything." Su Xiaoli said cautiously.
Mao Jun sneered and said: "It's okay, if you really dare to be presumptuous in front of me, as a teacher, let them know what it means that a Feng Shui master cannot be bullied!"
Immediately, Mao Jun took his little apprentice and walked forward step by step.
At this moment, a person with a selfie stick walked out of the crowd. This person was obviously a man, but his face was more powdered than a woman's.
"Oh my god, isn't that Brother Han? Brother Han is going to teach this lifeless liar himself."
"I'm so angry that I let Brother Han take the lead. If I went out earlier, wouldn't I have caught this wave of traffic!"
"You can go away, brother Han is a big anchor with tens of millions of fans, you are just a small Internet celebrity, let you go up now, do you dare? The Han family army will not spray you to death!"
Several small internet celebrities looked at the big internet celebrity Brother Han enviously. They really seemed to want to rush over to Mao Jun one step ahead of Brother Han, but they didn't dare.
In the Internet celebrity circle, traffic is king, and whoever has more traffic will be awesome, and if someone knocks out his teeth, he will swallow his stomach, and even say flatteringly that the other party fights well.
Although the other Internet celebrities rushed over to embarrass Mao Jun first, they all picked up their mobile phones and aimed at Mao Jun and Brother Han, ready to ruthlessly rub their traffic.
Under everyone's gaze, Brother Han came to Mao Jun with a face full of sarcasm.
"Mr. Mao, I am Ye Han, the anchor of Tiger Shark. The reason why I came to see you this time is because my fans asked me to give you a few words."
Brother Han stood in front of Mao Jun with a haughty look, like an elder looking down from a high position and teaching a junior.
"My fans asked me to tell you that the way of heaven is reincarnation. If you don't believe me, look up and see who is spared. A liar like you should die with a household registration book."
"I really don't know. Where did you come from for being thick-skinned? You've already been cracked down on, and you still have the face to start a company here. Get out of here, and don't embarrass us in Shanghai!"
"This is the advice my fans asked me to give you. Be an honest person and do things in a down-to-earth manner. Be careful of your bad eyes."
The words were extremely harsh and hard to hear to the extreme, but the other small Internet celebrities present applauded and applauded, and Brother Han's live broadcast room became even more heated.
"Haha, Brother Han scolded you well, my blood boiled when I heard that."
"I hate this kind of liar the most in my life. If I meet him, I will cut him into pieces."
"Look at this bastard, there's no trace of guilt on his face, a scum like him should be damned!"
The viewers in the live broadcast room were going to be furious at the moment. Brother Han is a big anchor with tens of millions of fans, so he took the time to persuade him, but this bastard was in a daze!
That's right, Mao Jun was in a daze because he heard the system prompt.
[Ding, the host is facing the enemy's provocation, please make a choice. 】
[Option [-]: Forbear in the face of provocative hosts, admit mistakes, and admit to everyone present that you are a liar, you can get the title 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'. 】
[Title of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Wearing this title can give you an aura of contempt, you can be despised and ridiculed by everyone, and you can easily irritate your enemies. 】
[Option [-]: Respond strongly to the provocation and shock everyone. The reward depends on how shocked everyone is. 】
Mao Jun did not expect the system to have such a function.
"You don't need the system to ask multiple-choice questions, I won't let this bastard go, I'll choose two!" Mao Jun thought to himself.
[Ding, the choice is successful, please host to respond strongly. 】
Seeing Mao Jun in a daze, Brother Han sneered and said, "I'm guilty of what I said. If I knew I would become a rat crossing the street, you shouldn't be cheating. I might as well tell you, admit your mistake now." , the whole network will not let you go!"
Mao Jun sneered and said: "You are a scumbag like you, you have the face to act presumptuously in front of my Feng Shui master, I think you really don't know how to write the word 'death', as long as I want, I can kill those shady broken things of yours." Figure it all out and tell your audience.”
"Ha ha……"
Brother Han laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up from laughing.
"You have already been cracked down on fakes. You still dare to call yourself a Feng Shui master to deceive people. You really don't want to hit the south wall and don't look back. Today I will crack down on you again and ruin your reputation."
Brother Han grinned and said: "You count it now, what shameful things I have done, if you can't figure it out, or make up something to smear me, I will take the video of the live broadcast room and sue you for defamation! "
At this moment, Brother Han is about to jump up happily. He came here just to catch traffic.
Before coming here, he had already thought about it. Mao Jun had already become a frightened bird after being cracked down on fakes. He didn't dare to talk nonsense. He would try his best to irritate the other party, and then severely crack down on him.
Then find a group of big Vs and sailors to hype, and you can earn a lot of traffic.
He originally thought that it would be difficult for Mao Jun to be irritated, but he didn't expect that the process of irritating him was much easier than imagined.
"You have thin skin, missing forks at the end of your eyebrows, and sunken cheekbones. From the looks of your face, you are a villain." Mao Jun said coldly.
Brother Han said with a disdainful smile: "Don't tell me these incomprehensible things, don't you say that you can figure out the shameful things I have done, if you can't tell, I won't let you go!"
"If you want to die, I will fulfill you."
If it was the predecessor of the liar before, Mao Jun would have fled as far as he could, but the current Mao Jun is different. With the "Five Fingers Counting the Universe" in hand, Mao Jun is full of confidence.
Mao Jun, who has the "five fingers to count the universe", has reached the point where the ancient times shine in the art of physiognomy and derivation of medicine. If you do the calculation with your fingers, you can know that it has been 500 years before and after, let alone a great anchor with a treacherous appearance .
Once the famous Internet celebrities Coat Brother and Ramen Brother, etc., after they become popular, there will be countless small Internet celebrities blocking the door.
At this moment, Mao Jun is not an Internet celebrity, but he is better than an Internet celebrity.
The same is true of Mao Jun after being cracked down on counterfeiting. Countless small Internet celebrities blocked the door and cursed, just to get the biggest popularity now.
"Look, brothers in the live broadcast room, the fake Feng Shui master has come out!"
"I didn't expect this dog to dare to come out. He is the most popular Feng Shui master on the Internet. He is known as Mao Jun in the south and horse in the north, and Mao Jun, who is on the same level as the horse Baoguo with lightning five consecutive whips."
"He looks like a dog, why don't he do some personnel work, let the brothers in the live broadcast room see the real face of this dog today."
The little Internet celebrities around the door saw Mao Jun like a cat smelling fishy, and they all stared at Mao Jun with bright eyes.
At the same time, he began to curse wantonly in his live broadcast room, as if Mao Jun had done something outrageous.
Mao Jun, who was walking out, felt that his sleeves were tightening, and he turned around to find that his apprentice Su Xiaoli had grabbed his sleeves.
"Master, let's go back, these Internet celebrities can do anything." Su Xiaoli said cautiously.
Mao Jun sneered and said: "It's okay, if you really dare to be presumptuous in front of me, as a teacher, let them know what it means that a Feng Shui master cannot be bullied!"
Immediately, Mao Jun took his little apprentice and walked forward step by step.
At this moment, a person with a selfie stick walked out of the crowd. This person was obviously a man, but his face was more powdered than a woman's.
"Oh my god, isn't that Brother Han? Brother Han is going to teach this lifeless liar himself."
"I'm so angry that I let Brother Han take the lead. If I went out earlier, wouldn't I have caught this wave of traffic!"
"You can go away, brother Han is a big anchor with tens of millions of fans, you are just a small Internet celebrity, let you go up now, do you dare? The Han family army will not spray you to death!"
Several small internet celebrities looked at the big internet celebrity Brother Han enviously. They really seemed to want to rush over to Mao Jun one step ahead of Brother Han, but they didn't dare.
In the Internet celebrity circle, traffic is king, and whoever has more traffic will be awesome, and if someone knocks out his teeth, he will swallow his stomach, and even say flatteringly that the other party fights well.
Although the other Internet celebrities rushed over to embarrass Mao Jun first, they all picked up their mobile phones and aimed at Mao Jun and Brother Han, ready to ruthlessly rub their traffic.
Under everyone's gaze, Brother Han came to Mao Jun with a face full of sarcasm.
"Mr. Mao, I am Ye Han, the anchor of Tiger Shark. The reason why I came to see you this time is because my fans asked me to give you a few words."
Brother Han stood in front of Mao Jun with a haughty look, like an elder looking down from a high position and teaching a junior.
"My fans asked me to tell you that the way of heaven is reincarnation. If you don't believe me, look up and see who is spared. A liar like you should die with a household registration book."
"I really don't know. Where did you come from for being thick-skinned? You've already been cracked down on, and you still have the face to start a company here. Get out of here, and don't embarrass us in Shanghai!"
"This is the advice my fans asked me to give you. Be an honest person and do things in a down-to-earth manner. Be careful of your bad eyes."
The words were extremely harsh and hard to hear to the extreme, but the other small Internet celebrities present applauded and applauded, and Brother Han's live broadcast room became even more heated.
"Haha, Brother Han scolded you well, my blood boiled when I heard that."
"I hate this kind of liar the most in my life. If I meet him, I will cut him into pieces."
"Look at this bastard, there's no trace of guilt on his face, a scum like him should be damned!"
The viewers in the live broadcast room were going to be furious at the moment. Brother Han is a big anchor with tens of millions of fans, so he took the time to persuade him, but this bastard was in a daze!
That's right, Mao Jun was in a daze because he heard the system prompt.
[Ding, the host is facing the enemy's provocation, please make a choice. 】
[Option [-]: Forbear in the face of provocative hosts, admit mistakes, and admit to everyone present that you are a liar, you can get the title 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'. 】
[Title of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Wearing this title can give you an aura of contempt, you can be despised and ridiculed by everyone, and you can easily irritate your enemies. 】
[Option [-]: Respond strongly to the provocation and shock everyone. The reward depends on how shocked everyone is. 】
Mao Jun did not expect the system to have such a function.
"You don't need the system to ask multiple-choice questions, I won't let this bastard go, I'll choose two!" Mao Jun thought to himself.
[Ding, the choice is successful, please host to respond strongly. 】
Seeing Mao Jun in a daze, Brother Han sneered and said, "I'm guilty of what I said. If I knew I would become a rat crossing the street, you shouldn't be cheating. I might as well tell you, admit your mistake now." , the whole network will not let you go!"
Mao Jun sneered and said: "You are a scumbag like you, you have the face to act presumptuously in front of my Feng Shui master, I think you really don't know how to write the word 'death', as long as I want, I can kill those shady broken things of yours." Figure it all out and tell your audience.”
"Ha ha……"
Brother Han laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up from laughing.
"You have already been cracked down on fakes. You still dare to call yourself a Feng Shui master to deceive people. You really don't want to hit the south wall and don't look back. Today I will crack down on you again and ruin your reputation."
Brother Han grinned and said: "You count it now, what shameful things I have done, if you can't figure it out, or make up something to smear me, I will take the video of the live broadcast room and sue you for defamation! "
At this moment, Brother Han is about to jump up happily. He came here just to catch traffic.
Before coming here, he had already thought about it. Mao Jun had already become a frightened bird after being cracked down on fakes. He didn't dare to talk nonsense. He would try his best to irritate the other party, and then severely crack down on him.
Then find a group of big Vs and sailors to hype, and you can earn a lot of traffic.
He originally thought that it would be difficult for Mao Jun to be irritated, but he didn't expect that the process of irritating him was much easier than imagined.
"You have thin skin, missing forks at the end of your eyebrows, and sunken cheekbones. From the looks of your face, you are a villain." Mao Jun said coldly.
Brother Han said with a disdainful smile: "Don't tell me these incomprehensible things, don't you say that you can figure out the shameful things I have done, if you can't tell, I won't let you go!"
"If you want to die, I will fulfill you."
If it was the predecessor of the liar before, Mao Jun would have fled as far as he could, but the current Mao Jun is different. With the "Five Fingers Counting the Universe" in hand, Mao Jun is full of confidence.
Mao Jun, who has the "five fingers to count the universe", has reached the point where the ancient times shine in the art of physiognomy and derivation of medicine. If you do the calculation with your fingers, you can know that it has been 500 years before and after, let alone a great anchor with a treacherous appearance .
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