The bandit has mutated

Zhao Hao laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, it was so funny.

There was a pungent smell in the air, the smell of medicine and the stench were absolutely unmistakable.

Qiyu roared in shame, and ran back to the dormitory in a panic.

Everyone in the men's gang has their own dormitory.

Two people were assigned to a dormitory.

After Qiyu went back to get the wooden basin, she changed into a new pair of trousers, put the old trousers in the wooden basin, and went to the well to fetch water for cleaning.

Zhao Hao also started to change his clothes.

Zhao Hao laughed loudly while doing laundry.

"It's really embarrassing for you! You were so scared that you peed your pants! And I smelled cow dung, did you get scared..."

Before Zhao Hao finished speaking, he was interrupted.

"No."

Qiyu was standing by the well, and threw the bucket into the well water with a thud. Hearing this, the black thread at the end turned back and glared at him. This man-eating look made him want to eat Zhao Hao.

Zhao Hao was washing his own change of clothes on the washboard, but he smiled playfully, knowing that if he continued talking, he might be hacked to death with a sword.

Water is fetched to wash clothes all around.

These are members of the gang of men.

They come and go, whether they are newcomers, outer disciples, inner disciples, closed disciples, or even elders, they can hear two people talking.

Qiyu interrupted Zhao Hao at a critical moment, just to save face, if everyone knew about it, it would be a real embarrassment.

I was so scared that I peed my pants!

There were still people nearby who heard this. They were sitting on the bench, putting their clothes on the washboard and washing them vigorously.

"Such a grown-up person is scared enough to pee his pants!"

"What a waste!"

"I lost all the face of our men's gang!"

The taunting voices from the people around reached Qi Yu's ears, Qi Yu frowned with a black line on her head, and looked at the group of people with dark clouds on her face like a volcano about to erupt.

But these people are indifferent!
Their ranks were basically higher than Qiyu's. Seeing that Qiyu was angry, they didn't take it to heart, they still whispered there, and some almost laughed out loud.

"It's all about you."

Qiyu was furious, and rushed up and grabbed Zhao Hao's collar directly. He didn't dare to get angry at others but poured all his anger on Zhao Hao, "You let others know about my scandal."

"You better let me go! Otherwise, not only will they know that you peed, but I'll tell them that you pulled your pants down."

Zhao Hao's head was close to Qi Yu's ear, threatening with confidence, he shrugged his shoulders helplessly, his words were full of ridicule.

"How dare you threaten me!"

Qiyu lowered his voice.

"I'm just threatening you! Don't forget that your level is lower than mine, even if you fight, you are not my opponent, so I advise you to calm down, otherwise you will definitely suffer!"

Zhao Hao said it lightly and rolled his eyes.

"The level is so high!"

"A high level is a great thing!"

"One day my level will be higher than yours."

"Then I look forward to that day."

The two were arguing there.

Suddenly, a pair of pointing people looked into the distance.

When the two people who were washing clothes saw the white-faced scholar with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks approaching, the smiles on their faces froze immediately.

"This guy Laifu is here to make trouble again!"

Laifu has a very bad habit, that is, he is interested in men and has no interest in women. He often comes here as an excuse to help his brothers and sisters wash clothes, taking advantage of others.

"Let's go quickly."

This 13th-level outer disciple hurriedly left with a wooden basin.

"Wait for me."

Another outer disciple who was talking to him followed closely.

They don't want to be taken advantage of!
"Junior brother, let me help you wash your clothes!"

Laifu walked up to a level 10 rookie and smiled condescendingly.It's just that the appearance after that sharp mouth doesn't look like a good person.

"Thank you, Brother Laifu! I can do it by myself, I don't need help."

The 10th-level rookie has a handsome face and has heard a little about Laifu. The brother who was washing clothes beside him just now said before leaving that Laifu has a problem with his orientation.

But Laifu actually took the initiative to come forward and strike up a conversation skillfully.

The 10th-level rookie frowned. He saw Laifu looking down at his clothes with golden lights in his eyes, as if he saw some treasure, and almost burst into tears.

Isn't it a woman's underwear?See how excited you are?
"You're welcome, helping newcomers is what seniors should do. It's not clean for you to wash your clothes like this. I'll teach you how to do it step by step."

Laifu stretched out two hands, 10 fingers moved restlessly, and slowly grabbed towards the water basin, the slow movements seemed to be brewing some emotions.

The level 10 rookie trembled all over, and Laifu actually grabbed his two hands which were washing clothes in the sink!

"Senior brother, no need, I remembered that there is something urgent in the dormitory, so I'll go back first."

He refused, and left without looking back, holding the water basin.

The other disciples noticed something was wrong and looked over, seeing the smile on Lai Fu's face all froze and left silently without saying a word.

Zhao Hao and Qiyu who were still arguing were left at the scene.

The two people are still holding me and holding you, arguing endlessly, not noticing that everyone else around them has left.

It was him!

Blessing!

The two were not surprised to see Laifu, after all, Laifu was their roommate.

The two had made an exception and became outer disciples who were only eligible to become level 13. They shared the same dormitory with the outer disciples and were assigned to the same dormitory as Laifu. The three formed a small team.

Two people saw Laifu, and Laifu also saw two people.

"Zhao Hao, let me wash your clothes for you!"

"no, I'm fine!"

Zhao Hao quickly refused. After all, since entering the dormitory, Laifu showed too much enthusiasm, which made him feel a little uncomfortable. He always felt that Laifu was a little weird. Hearing that Laifu asked for help to wash these close-fitting Of course, Zhao Hao refused the clothes.

Defenses can not do without!
Zhao Hao was obviously wary of Laifu.

"Qiyu, I'll help you do the laundry!"

Unwilling to give up, Laifu saw the clothes in the basin on the ground and involuntarily took a step forward, put his hands in the water and began to wash the clothes vigorously.

There was a creaking sound!
"no, I'm fine!"

Qi Yu was careless at first, but suddenly remembered something important and hurriedly refused.

If this is discovered, it will be embarrassing!
After all, three people belong to one dormitory.

Being under the same roof, if this matter is known, Qi Yu will not only have to endure the pointing and pointing from outside, but also may not be at peace in the dormitory.

"You are welcome! We are in a small team now, and your qualifications are not as high as mine. I am equivalent to your squad leader, and I should take care of your daily life."

Laifu smiled and scrubbed the clothes.

You are too familiar!
Zhao Hao and Qi Yu glanced at each other, this roommate is really a strange thing, obviously level 13, but laughing like a low level person to please two people.

This is so illogical!
According to the logic of normal people, there is no need for high-level people to be so enthusiastic. It is normal for Laifu to ask two people to help her with laundry.

"It's really not necessary."

Qi Yu ran to the front and wanted to fight.

"You really don't have to be polite to me."

Laifu leaned his body to protect the clothes in his hand, and responded solemnly with a smile on his face all the time.

This is really not polite to you!
Qiyu stretched out her hand to fight for it, but Laifu easily dodged it.

Qiyu's face was livid, and there was fire in his heart, but he couldn't burst out immediately. After all, he didn't reach out to hit the smiling face.

Qiyu clasped her arms around her chest, with a gloomy expression on her face, leaving Laifu with a lonely back, as if she was ashamed to face others, so she turned her head away.

Immediately afterwards, an incredible scene happened to Zhao Hao.

Laifu took the opportunity to take the trousers up to his nose and sniffed them vigorously.

Zhao Hao shook his head, it seemed that Laifu had smelled the stench above, felt a little gloating in his heart, and gave Qiyu a wink.

Qiyu turned her head suspiciously, just in time to see this scene, her whole face flushed suddenly, from forehead to heel.

In fact, both of them wanted to be crooked.

Laifu didn't smell the smell on it, but stuck his nose to it habitually. This man's smell of urine was like an unstoppable cigarette to him, which refreshed him.

If other people see this scene, they will definitely step forward to take over their obligations, and then angrily accuse Laifu of being a pervert.

The two of them stared closely, and the scene fell into silence.

Qiyu pondered for a while, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and then he frowned and came up with a good excuse to answer.

"Brother Laifu, I didn't bring paper with me when I went to the latrine, so I took off my pants to use as toilet paper, so there is some smell on it."

good excuse!

Qi Yu wanted to give herself a thumbs up just after she finished speaking, and this reason is too good.

"You mean... it's covered with rice paddies..."

After being reminded by Qiyu, Laifu found out that there was a foul smell on it, he raised his head in stupefaction, looked at the yellowed water in the tub, stopped scrubbing the clothes, and asked tentatively.

"Yes."

Hearing his answer, Qiyu was taken aback for a moment, and then nodded approvingly.

Laifu slowly raised his hands in the water basin, placed them in front of his eyes, and the wrinkles on his face twitched for a while. There were no wrinkles on his youthful face, but now many wrinkles appeared out of thin air.