Pit Master System Game Life

On the other side, Yang Tianhao's face was flushed red, he tightly covered his "source of sexual blessing" with his hands, and jumped two meters high with a loud "ow!" "Teng!" De fell down on the bed, and shouted from the depths of his throat: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

All these actions only took a second.

After half an hour of silence, no one spoke. Yang Tianhao lay on the bed in silent tribute to his lost "sexual blessing". Wang Le was frantically thinking about countermeasures. On the surface, it looked calm, but secretly, it was turbulent!A big battle is imminent!
In order to make himself look more imposing, Yang Tianhao had to put on clothes, but his movements became much slower. It seems that a man's private parts should not be easily injured.

"Wang Le."

Yang Tianhao called Wang Le's name with a low voice like a beast, telling him to put down his phone and prepare to face reality.

"What are you doing? Order takeaway? I want a rice in a bamboo tube, a roast chicken, and a bottle of beer."

After finishing speaking, Wang Le continued to look at the phone, as if nothing had happened. The pain made Yang Tianhao's body tremble, and Wang Le's reaction made his brain tremble!

"You have the guts to say it again."

Yang Tianhao's voice was very calm, but when he spoke, flames seemed to have risen from the top of his head. In order to avoid danger to his life, Wang Le stood up, walked to the door, and stretched out his thumb in a pose of "You are awesome!" .

"Come on big brother, you are the best!"

Yang Tianhao felt like he was being treated as a fool, so he ran after him. Wang Le reacted extremely quickly, and it took less than two seconds to rush out of the door.

The two stood facing each other in the corridor, their faces clouded with murderous intent, Wang Le clenched his fists, his eyes full of helplessness, Yang Tianhao glared angrily, thinking about the suffering part of his body.

"Do you have to do this?" Wang Le asked in a low voice.

"You should have known this was the result." Yang Tianhao replied.

"I can't help myself." Wang Le closed his eyes.

"When you make a choice, you pay the price."

The two questioned each other in a low voice. After Yang Tianhao said this with mixed feelings, a woman's voice suddenly came from behind him, shouting at the top of his throat: "Do you need to clean up your house?" ?”

After hearing the question, Wang Le instantly smiled, Yang Tianhao also stood at attention, and said very politely: "Ah, it's hard work, just clean it a little bit."

At this time, a couple walked by, and the woman whispered in the man's ear, "It's the two of them, standing in the corridor like crazy, I didn't dare to go from here just now!"

In the strange eyes of the stranger, Yang Tianhao coughed twice to hide his embarrassment, then walked to Wang Le's side, waiting for the aunt to clean up the house.

"You're being treated like a fool."

"You too!"

"Pfft! Hahaha——"

"Hehehe-"

There was no "war" and the two reconciled silently, standing in the corridor and giggling loudly.

"Hey, boy."

Holding a rag in her hand, the aunt stood at the door and called out to them both, she said with disgust on her face, "You look pretty good, and you look pretty clean, why did the toilet get so dirty, you guys are too old, so be more restrained! "

After speaking, the aunt gave them a look of "I understand everything!", and walked away with the blackened rag.

"This!" Yang Tianhao pointed at the back of the aunt, and looked at Wang Le with an innocent face. It was obviously the dust brought out from the waiting hall, but the aunt thought it was something else!

"I provoked someone!"

Yang Tianhao said to Wang Le with a mournful face, without any explanation, this is the second time he has been treated as gay!
If the other one is a handsome guy, Yang Tianhao can swallow this breath, the key is standing next to Wang Le!
"This aunt is too ignorant! With my face, how can I be a couple with you? I'm such a good boy for nothing!"

Wang Le was only taking it as a joke, but when he heard that Yang Tianhao was on the line, he felt unhappy immediately, so he poked him and said: "Obviously you are not good enough for me! You don't even look in the mirror to see who is short and poor Frustration!"

Having said that, the two of them shut up very tacitly at the same time, and slowly opened the distance, staring at each other. Wang Le first said: "Continue with what happened just now."

Yang Tianhao replied obediently: "Yes."

This farce lasted until very late, and the two of them were not too tired. They didn't go back to the house to rest until they were exhausted and had no strength at all.

Wang Le had long planned to stay up late, so he would not sleep even in bed.

Yang Tianhao was different. He had just fought a battle with the "mutant" and he was exhausted. He had acted with Wang Le for such a long time, and he could fall asleep just by lying down.

In order to keep Yang Tianhao awake, Wang Le would disturb him every half hour.

"Hey! Mouse, don't fall asleep!"

Wang Le pushed Yang Tianhao, telling him to open his eyes quickly, otherwise he would wake him up when he fell asleep, and he didn't know how many troubles he would cause.

"Your sister! You don't sleep at night, Xiuxian?!"

"I have to drive the car in a while, don't sleep too hard!"

Hearing this, Yang Tianhao still didn't wake up, scratched his face, turned over and fell asleep again.

"Do you know why the upgrade failed?"

Wang Le suddenly asked this.

After Yang Tianhao heard it, his eyes opened suddenly, almost in the rhythm of staring round, a carp jumped up from the bed and asked, "Why?"

Wang Le smiled with a mysterious look on his face.

Yang Tianhao, who seemed to feel cheated, just wanted to lie down, when Wang Le said, "Actually, both you and I may fail to upgrade. That person today is not a special case."

"No way, don't scare people." Yang Tianhao didn't believe it.

"Where is your virtual elf, call him out and ask, and you will know everything." Wang Le replied.

Yang Tianhao originally wanted to call the little monk out, but after thinking about it, even if the little monk came, he would definitely be full of tongues, and he couldn't believe five out of ten sentences, so it would be more reliable to ask Wang Le directly.

"Just tell me directly, without asking the elves."

"What I said may not be all right. It is more comprehensive for you to ask the elves." Wang Le explained.

Wang Le didn't know how unreliable the little monk was, if he knew, he would definitely not let Yang Tianhao call him.

"Don't tell me, don't tell me I'm asleep." Yang Tianhao squinted at Wang Le, waiting for his next sentence.

"What I said may not be true, just listen to it." Wang Le explained, "You say what you say, and I have my own judgment." Yang Tianhao replied to him.

"That person has a green light today, which is higher than mine, because you are only at level [-] now, so you won't encounter such a problem. The higher the level, the greater the risk of upgrading. Have you ever played the game?"

Yang Tianhao nodded. A bad boy like him would be sorry for his status if he didn't play games.

"In web games, the better the properties of synthesizing equipment, the higher the probability of failure when synthesizing. Just like ours, the higher the level of upgrade, the greater the possibility of failure. knew."

Wang Le roughly explained the meaning of upgrade failure, and Yang Tianhao suddenly fell into panic. Once a person like him fails to upgrade, he must be a disaster, which can be tossed more than ordinary disasters and can harm people!
"Actually, he's not quite right."

The little monk's voice sounded in mid-air.Interrupting Yang Tianhao's fearful association, he fell on the bed and said, "He only mentioned one situation."

"What do you mean?" Yang Tianhao hurriedly asked.

"Who are you talking to?" Wang Le asked Yang Tianhao when he saw Yang Tianhao suddenly say something wrong.

Yang Tianhao ignored Wang Le, but anxiously asked the little monk what happened after he failed to upgrade.

"If you fail to upgrade, you will indeed deteriorate and become a monster, just like the person today." The little monk replied.

"You saw it too?" Yang Tianhao asked.

"Of course, can I not see such a big movement?"