Pit Master System Game Life

In fact, Yang Tianhao didn't need to escape at all, because Fan Jiang couldn't move at this moment!It feels like "flood release" every step of the way, let alone running away!
"You wait for me!"

Fan Jiang managed to squeeze these words out of his mouth, and then rushed to the toilet faster than Yang Tianhao!He has never loved the toilet as much as he does now!

Now if someone occupies the toilet and prevents Fan Jiang from using it, he will probably shoot him down with a gun!So cranky!

"Gudoo-wow-puff!"

Yang Tianhao stood outside the toilet and listened to the voice inside, covering his mouth tightly, forcing himself not to laugh out loud, he was already throbbing with laughter in his heart.

"Yang Tianhao! You bastard! One day sooner or later. Whoops! Damn it! Wow——"

Listening to this tossing, Yang Tianhao finally broke through, and the loud laughter rushed out of the earth and flew to Mars!
"Hahahahahaha——!! Old Fan! Are you okay?"

"roll!"

Fan Jiang roared angrily. It is estimated that he will not eat with a bowl again for a long time, and the shadow in his heart reaches more than 100 square meters!
"Don't be angry! I really didn't do it on purpose! The bowl was so small that I took it as soon as I reached out. I saw that the liquid inside was quite thick, and I thought it was soup!"

Yang Tianhao explained that his attitude was not very good, not to mention Fan Jiang's laughing voice, which made Fan Jiang angry, even strangers wanted to slap him when they heard it!
"Yang Tianhao! I've been unlucky for eight lifetimes knowing you! Get the hell out of here! Don't get in my way!"

Fan Jiang's sulky voice was also a joke in Yang Tianhao's eyes, he was so snarky that he almost danced in circles.

After five or six minutes, Yang Tianhao knocked on the door with a mean hand, and asked in a sullen voice: "Brother Fan, why don't you come out? Be careful of hemorrhoids from squatting for too long!"

"Bang!" Fan Jiang slammed the door and yelled, "If I get hemorrhoids, you'll get mouth sores! One place!"

Yang Tianhao patted his thigh and laughed until he burst into tears. If he wasn't afraid of making Fan Jiang anxious, he would come out without wearing pants and beat him up, he would definitely break in to see what Fan Jiang's expression was like.

"Old Fan, the world is unpredictable, you better accept the reality, hurry up and finish the stretching, and go to the hospital if it doesn't work, it's better than not being able to pull up your pants! Haha——"

This time, Fan Jiang didn't say anything, and there was no movement in the toilet. Yang Tianhao laughed for a while, and suddenly felt something was wrong, and his heart "thumped".

"Don't poop until you collapse and faint!"

Yang Tianhao rubbed his hands in a hurry, but the door was closed and it was not easy for him to go in, so he could only worry outside.

"Bang bang!" Yang Tianhao slammed the door three times.

"Fan Jiang! Fan Jiang, are you okay! Do you need me to call an ambulance? How is it? Are you feeling better?!"

While banging on the door, Yang Tianhao's voice trembled a little. The longer the time passed, the more frightened he became.

After a while, no one responded. Yang Tianhao didn't want to delay any longer. If Fan Jiang really fainted, his life might be in danger if he continued this way!
"Hey! Bring some people!"

Yang Tianhao yelled at the back kitchen, and upon hearing his call, four or five people walked to the door of the toilet.

"The foreman may have fainted inside, let's break open the door together!" Yang Tianhao ordered to the people next to him.

"Boss, is Brother Fan okay?" the waiter asked.

"I don't know!" Yang Tianhao responded, and then put on a posture of rushing forward, ready to smash the door open, and the people next to him followed suit.

"I'll count one, two, three, let's work hard together!"

Yang Tianhao made a good move and shouted: "123!"

Just about to rush in to save people, what Yang Tianhao didn't expect was that the door opened by itself before he hit the door!
Due to too much inertia, Yang Tianhao didn't stop the car in time, and ran forward in a dash, took advantage of the opportunity to rush into the toilet, and fell like a dog eating shit.

Logically, the people next to him should also go in together, but after Yang Tianhao rushed into the toilet, the door slammed shut with a loud bang!
The waiters outside didn't know what happened, but when they saw Yang Tianhao go in, they thought there was nothing to worry about, and after two or three seconds, they went back to their respective posts and continued to work.

The toilet compartment was spacious enough for two people to stand upright. Yang Tianhao, who was lying on the ground, was slow and slow, and it took a long time before he gradually stood up.

Because of the violent blow, Yang Tianhao's eyes suddenly went dark, and he was so frightened that he shouted: "Oh my god! I'm blind!"

After crying and howling for a while, Yang Tianhao finally saw his situation clearly, which was even worse than his going to the execution ground!
I saw Fan Jiang standing in front of Yang Tianhao face to face, looking at him with desperate eyes, he might take him away at any time!Go straight back to "home"!
"Brother Fan."

Seeing Fan Jiang's vicious look, the "Old Fan" in Yang Tianhao's mouth became "Brother Fan" again, looking at that unlucky appearance made him want to be slapped.

"Keep laughing, why don't you laugh?"

Fan Jiang's face was so gloomy that it was as dark as the sky outside, making one feel cold and frightened.

"Brother Fan! This is the last time! I promise I will never laugh at you again! I will laugh at you again in the future! I am"

Yang Tianhao looked around randomly, but couldn't find a suitable word to describe his honesty.

Fan Jiang was excited. Seeing Yang Tianhao swearing, he flashed away and showed him the "achievements of victory".

Yang Tianhao is also cheap, his eyes were about to look into the toilet, but he happened to see that big beach!

"Well!" Yang Tianhao quickly covered his mouth, until then he realized that there was an indescribable smell going straight into his nose.

"What's the matter? Didn't you still swear just now? Did you go back on it? It's okay to go back on it! There's no need to be this friend in the future!"

While talking, Fan Jiang felt like a troubled aunt. If Yang Tianhao didn't say something, this matter would never end.

"Oh! That's it!"

Yang Tianhao pointed at the contents of the toilet with his finger, this time his sincerity was great enough, Fan Jiang's complexion improved slightly.

"Good boy! Since you have said that, I have to give you this face. Next time, I will put up a big-character poster at the door! If you don't believe me, try it!"

After finishing speaking, Fan Jiang tightened his belt, flushed the toilet, and walked out of the toilet cubicle.

As a result, before taking two steps, he turned his head and came back, kicked Yang Tianhao out, and closed the door with a "snap", followed by a series of sounds just now.

Only then did Yang Tianhao take a breath, he almost suffocated him to death just now!
In order to keep this matter from beginning to end, Yang Tianhao didn't argue with Fan Jiang any more, saving him a while in An'an.

The laxatives were really powerful, and Fan Jiang didn't feel better all night. He had to go to the toilet every 5 minutes, which made him lose his face.

Looking at it, Yang Tianhao felt a little guilty, and hurried to the hospital to buy some Xieliding, prepared it for Fan Jiang himself, and sent it to his hand to watch him drink it.

After drinking the antidiarrheal medicine, Fan Jiang's condition improved slightly, and the few trips before were enough for him.

"Is it better?" Yang Tianhao asked cautiously.

Fan Jiangla's lips turned white, and he stared at him feebly, without even the strength to speak.

"You wait! I'll find you something to eat!"

After Yang Tianhao finished speaking, he got up and walked outside. Fan Jiang quickly grabbed him and pointed to his mobile phone, meaning to let him order takeaway.

Just after the laxative incident, Fan Jiang swore in his heart that he would never eat anything Yang Tianhao handed over to him again!

"Cut, stingy! Order takeaway, order takeaway! You pay for it!" After finishing speaking, Yang Tianhao picked up his mobile phone and ordered some porridge and side dishes for Fan Jiang, which was considered for him.

After eating, Fan Jiang's condition finally improved, and he had the strength to scold Yang Tianhao, this guy!It was just a scolding meal!Yang Tianhao can't say anything yet, it was his fault after all.

"Are you comfortable with scolding?" Yang Tianhao smiled and showed his hospitality.

"no!"