The glory of the king
Chapter 13: A system that knows tricks is too hateful
"Master System, do you think I'm stupid?" Zhang Yin asked with a dark face, only fools would smoke, this system is too unscrupulous!
"Aren't you a stupid host?" the system asked solemnly.
"I#@×·%..." Zhang Yin couldn't help cursing people in dialect... Ah, no, I'm cursing the system, it's really deceiving people too much!
"Verbal insults to the master of the system, warning once, if you commit the crime again next time, all the god badges of the naive host will be deducted." The system said coldly.
"Damn! Could it be that you are a system produced in Lu Province, and you can even understand the dialect, which is too good!" Zhang Yin was surprised.
"The master of this system is proficient in languages from all over the world, and the simple host has no authority to know the origin of the master of this system." The system said.
"Okay, you're amazing!" Zhang Yin gave a thumbs up to the air, the system is a bully, he can neither beat nor scold, he can only passively accept the system's heart-rending remarks, he is the worst host in history up.
"But Master System, you feel your conscience and say that your lucky roulette is a bit too bad, and the footprint of the Great God template is too small? Do you want to adjust it to prove that you are a fair and just system? How are you, my lord?" Zhang Yin said persuasively.
"Not so good!" The system directly refused, Zhang Yin didn't have any human rights in it.
"Don't tell me, didn't you say before that you are a system that implements the concept of fairness and justice? Why do you want to break your own ideas now? The system master should be honest anyway, people are honesty, although you are not a human being, the system master But we should also pay attention to this truth, right?" Zhang Yin still didn't give up.
"Please don't change the concept secretly, 100 master badges can randomly unlock a master template in this system, and 120 master badges can be designated to unlock a bronze-level master, and the host can draw eight times To get a random master template, in terms of cost performance, it is undoubtedly better to choose the master lucky roulette." The system is not so easy to be provoked, and it directly throws out the data to speak.
"It seems to make sense, but I always feel that something is wrong?" Zhang Yin was hit by the system's words in his head, and he couldn't turn around for a while.
"So, does the stupid host want to smoke or not? Please make a choice as soon as possible. It is very tiring for the master of this system to maintain this roulette form." The system began to urge.
"Is there anything wrong? You have a black-tech system, and you can even get god-level game cheats such as the Great God template. You can't maintain a roulette wheel? You are not fooling me!" Zhang Yin said that he was a hundred I don't believe it.
As a result, as soon as his voice fell, it was obvious that the framework formed by the system, including the newly-appeared Great God's lucky roulette, began to become disordered, just like a TV with a weakened signal, rippling back and forth like water waves.
"This...system...my lord...never...don't...speak...panic...zilala..." The system began to respond with a very stuttering voice, accompanied by the sound of zigzag electricity, which made Zhang Yin feel frightened for a while.
Can this system be reliable? It was fine before, why did it suddenly become like this, it won’t explode in my head, Zhang Yin said that he still doesn’t want to die after being single for 19 years!
"Master System, are you okay? If you want to explode, get out of my mind quickly, I haven't lived enough yet!" Zhang Yin said very spinelessly.
"To smoke...or...not to smoke?" The system has no time to talk to Zhang Yin here, it will crash soon.
"Puff!" Zhang Yin was heartbroken. Seeing the system's previous posture, it was obvious that he wanted to pump himself. Naturally, he couldn't let the system down. At least he pretended to be forced twice by using the master template given by the system, so he wanted to reciprocate.
"Deduct the Hanhan host's existing Great God Badge × 10 to draw a lottery." The voice of the system has also become normal, and there is no use of electric sound.
Just under Zhang Yin's word "drawing", the system seemed to be rejuvenated, the disordered frame and roulette began to stabilize, and then the pointer on the king's lucky roulette turned rapidly.
Zhang Yin always felt that he was being tricked. Could it be that this unscrupulous system deliberately did this in order to cheat his god badge, so that he had to follow the meaning of the system.
This guy doesn't think he is narrow-minded. You must know that the lessons learned from the previous gambling are still there, so Zhang Yin thinks he has good reasons to be suspicious.
Seeing that the speed of the pointer slowed down, Zhang Yin felt his heart beating uncontrollably every time he swiped to the plate of the Great God template. Every time he swiped there, he prayed for the pointer to stop, but the result always It is a leisurely row to the next plate.
In the end, it was still fixed on the section "Hanhan host does 150 sit-ups".
Zhang Yin couldn't help but let out a long sigh, it was so close, what a pity!
"Stupid host, please, as the host of the adults of this system, poor physical fitness is not enough!" The system said.
"Who is afraid of anyone if you come here? Don't look at me being skinny. In fact, there is a lot of energy in my body. Can't 150 sit-ups be done casually?" Zhang Yin began to brag.
"Please, stupid host, don't just talk but don't practice fake moves!" The system said with a proverb.
Zhang Yin curled his lips, and immediately lay down. He wrapped his hands around his head, and with a sudden force, he turned his back up, and his movements were fairly standard.
"How is it?" Zhang Yin said triumphantly.
"Please ask the stupid host to complete fifty or more before asking the adults of this system for their opinions." The system said with disdain.
And Zhang Jelly in the lower berth also noticed Zhang Yin's movements, and asked curiously, "A Yin, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing sit-ups, isn't it obvious that I'm doing them?" Zhang Yin replied while doing them.
"Of course I know you're doing sit-ups. I'm asking why you're doing sit-ups all of a sudden?" Zhang Jelly adjusted her glasses and asked in bewilderment.
"I think that although my physical fitness is not bad, it's always right to exercise more. By the way, have you finished reading the book, Little Jelly?" Zhang Yin made an excuse that didn't sound too flawed.
If it weren't for the unscrupulous system forcing him, he wouldn't be so idle to do sit-ups. Isn't this nothing to blame?In Zhang Yin's cognition of the game nerd, that is, if he can sit, he will not stand, and if he can lie down, he will never sit.
"Yes, I finished reading the book." Zhang Jelly finally finished wandering in the ocean of knowledge. The high-pitched game voice with four kills in one round didn't interfere with Zhang Jelly.
"That's a good relationship. I'll show you my great achievements later. Brother won three MVPs today. I'm about to become a king. I'll take you flying by then, little jelly. "Zhang Yin boasted about his record today.
"Really? I don't really believe it!" Zhang Jelly didn't believe it. He knew Zhang Yin's level well, and he was believable if he picked up a double kill or a triple kill. As for the quadruple and pentakill No matter how you look at it, it is difficult to get along with Zhang Yin.
"You'll know when I finish my sit-ups and show you my record." Zhang Yin was not in a hurry to prove it, after all the facts were there, and he wasn't panicked at all.
"Then I'll wait and see." Zhang Jelly smiled slightly.
"28, 29, thirty... Huh... I can't do it, I'm so tired, I need to rest for a while." Zhang Yin fell down tired after finishing [-] sit-ups.
"Hanhan host, do you still remember what you told the master of this system before? Didn't you say that you have a lot of energy? Didn't you say that you can finish it casually? That's it? That's it? Hanhan host, you're doing it yourself. My own face!" The system immediately taunted.
Zhang Yin was panting tiredly, but he was lying down and mocking. This is the legendary dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
"Hanhan host quickly get up and continue working, don't pretend to be dead in front of the master of this system, after testing by the master of this system, everything about the host's body is normal, except for some kidney deficiency." The master of the system said clearly.
"Master System can eat and talk nonsense, what is some kidney deficiency, my kidney is very good!" Zhang Yin suddenly became unhappy, being said that kidney deficiency is unacceptable for any man, this is very vicious remarks.
"If the stupid host wants to prove it, he should quickly complete 150 sit-ups, otherwise the system will default to the stupid host's kidney deficiency." The system exasperated.
Anyone with a discerning eye can see this kind of provocation, and Zhang Yin just likes this one. He exerted all his strength, and after doing dozens of sit-ups in a row, he was tired again. Down.
"A Yin, don't do it if you're too tired, and you have to exercise to a certain extent." Zhang Jelly couldn't bear Zhang Yin tormenting himself like this.
"It's okay, I can hold on to the little jelly, and it's almost finished, trust me." Zhang Yinqiang said.
"Hanhan host, please rest assured, the physical training done by this system is within the limit of the Hanhan host's physical fitness, and there will be no situation where excessive exercise is counterproductive. Come on, Hanhan host!" The system said.
"Master System, it's better not to say your consoling words, and can you take some time to cheer me up?" Zhang Yin couldn't help complaining.
"Silly host has time to complain about this system, why don't you do a few more sit-ups!" the system said.
"I'm not too tired. I need to have some fun. Master System doesn't know how to feel sorry for your wise and mighty host." Zhang Yin curled his lips.
"Ayin, I've poured water for you, remember to drink it when you're done." Zhang Jelly put the water glass on the table.
"Little Jelly, you are such a warm man, whoever marries you will be blessed." Zhang Yin joked with a smile.
"Get out!" Zhang Jelly scolded angrily, whoever marries him will be blessed, and he is not a girl, so if he can't use words, don't use them!
"Aren't you a stupid host?" the system asked solemnly.
"I#@×·%..." Zhang Yin couldn't help cursing people in dialect... Ah, no, I'm cursing the system, it's really deceiving people too much!
"Verbal insults to the master of the system, warning once, if you commit the crime again next time, all the god badges of the naive host will be deducted." The system said coldly.
"Damn! Could it be that you are a system produced in Lu Province, and you can even understand the dialect, which is too good!" Zhang Yin was surprised.
"The master of this system is proficient in languages from all over the world, and the simple host has no authority to know the origin of the master of this system." The system said.
"Okay, you're amazing!" Zhang Yin gave a thumbs up to the air, the system is a bully, he can neither beat nor scold, he can only passively accept the system's heart-rending remarks, he is the worst host in history up.
"But Master System, you feel your conscience and say that your lucky roulette is a bit too bad, and the footprint of the Great God template is too small? Do you want to adjust it to prove that you are a fair and just system? How are you, my lord?" Zhang Yin said persuasively.
"Not so good!" The system directly refused, Zhang Yin didn't have any human rights in it.
"Don't tell me, didn't you say before that you are a system that implements the concept of fairness and justice? Why do you want to break your own ideas now? The system master should be honest anyway, people are honesty, although you are not a human being, the system master But we should also pay attention to this truth, right?" Zhang Yin still didn't give up.
"Please don't change the concept secretly, 100 master badges can randomly unlock a master template in this system, and 120 master badges can be designated to unlock a bronze-level master, and the host can draw eight times To get a random master template, in terms of cost performance, it is undoubtedly better to choose the master lucky roulette." The system is not so easy to be provoked, and it directly throws out the data to speak.
"It seems to make sense, but I always feel that something is wrong?" Zhang Yin was hit by the system's words in his head, and he couldn't turn around for a while.
"So, does the stupid host want to smoke or not? Please make a choice as soon as possible. It is very tiring for the master of this system to maintain this roulette form." The system began to urge.
"Is there anything wrong? You have a black-tech system, and you can even get god-level game cheats such as the Great God template. You can't maintain a roulette wheel? You are not fooling me!" Zhang Yin said that he was a hundred I don't believe it.
As a result, as soon as his voice fell, it was obvious that the framework formed by the system, including the newly-appeared Great God's lucky roulette, began to become disordered, just like a TV with a weakened signal, rippling back and forth like water waves.
"This...system...my lord...never...don't...speak...panic...zilala..." The system began to respond with a very stuttering voice, accompanied by the sound of zigzag electricity, which made Zhang Yin feel frightened for a while.
Can this system be reliable? It was fine before, why did it suddenly become like this, it won’t explode in my head, Zhang Yin said that he still doesn’t want to die after being single for 19 years!
"Master System, are you okay? If you want to explode, get out of my mind quickly, I haven't lived enough yet!" Zhang Yin said very spinelessly.
"To smoke...or...not to smoke?" The system has no time to talk to Zhang Yin here, it will crash soon.
"Puff!" Zhang Yin was heartbroken. Seeing the system's previous posture, it was obvious that he wanted to pump himself. Naturally, he couldn't let the system down. At least he pretended to be forced twice by using the master template given by the system, so he wanted to reciprocate.
"Deduct the Hanhan host's existing Great God Badge × 10 to draw a lottery." The voice of the system has also become normal, and there is no use of electric sound.
Just under Zhang Yin's word "drawing", the system seemed to be rejuvenated, the disordered frame and roulette began to stabilize, and then the pointer on the king's lucky roulette turned rapidly.
Zhang Yin always felt that he was being tricked. Could it be that this unscrupulous system deliberately did this in order to cheat his god badge, so that he had to follow the meaning of the system.
This guy doesn't think he is narrow-minded. You must know that the lessons learned from the previous gambling are still there, so Zhang Yin thinks he has good reasons to be suspicious.
Seeing that the speed of the pointer slowed down, Zhang Yin felt his heart beating uncontrollably every time he swiped to the plate of the Great God template. Every time he swiped there, he prayed for the pointer to stop, but the result always It is a leisurely row to the next plate.
In the end, it was still fixed on the section "Hanhan host does 150 sit-ups".
Zhang Yin couldn't help but let out a long sigh, it was so close, what a pity!
"Stupid host, please, as the host of the adults of this system, poor physical fitness is not enough!" The system said.
"Who is afraid of anyone if you come here? Don't look at me being skinny. In fact, there is a lot of energy in my body. Can't 150 sit-ups be done casually?" Zhang Yin began to brag.
"Please, stupid host, don't just talk but don't practice fake moves!" The system said with a proverb.
Zhang Yin curled his lips, and immediately lay down. He wrapped his hands around his head, and with a sudden force, he turned his back up, and his movements were fairly standard.
"How is it?" Zhang Yin said triumphantly.
"Please ask the stupid host to complete fifty or more before asking the adults of this system for their opinions." The system said with disdain.
And Zhang Jelly in the lower berth also noticed Zhang Yin's movements, and asked curiously, "A Yin, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing sit-ups, isn't it obvious that I'm doing them?" Zhang Yin replied while doing them.
"Of course I know you're doing sit-ups. I'm asking why you're doing sit-ups all of a sudden?" Zhang Jelly adjusted her glasses and asked in bewilderment.
"I think that although my physical fitness is not bad, it's always right to exercise more. By the way, have you finished reading the book, Little Jelly?" Zhang Yin made an excuse that didn't sound too flawed.
If it weren't for the unscrupulous system forcing him, he wouldn't be so idle to do sit-ups. Isn't this nothing to blame?In Zhang Yin's cognition of the game nerd, that is, if he can sit, he will not stand, and if he can lie down, he will never sit.
"Yes, I finished reading the book." Zhang Jelly finally finished wandering in the ocean of knowledge. The high-pitched game voice with four kills in one round didn't interfere with Zhang Jelly.
"That's a good relationship. I'll show you my great achievements later. Brother won three MVPs today. I'm about to become a king. I'll take you flying by then, little jelly. "Zhang Yin boasted about his record today.
"Really? I don't really believe it!" Zhang Jelly didn't believe it. He knew Zhang Yin's level well, and he was believable if he picked up a double kill or a triple kill. As for the quadruple and pentakill No matter how you look at it, it is difficult to get along with Zhang Yin.
"You'll know when I finish my sit-ups and show you my record." Zhang Yin was not in a hurry to prove it, after all the facts were there, and he wasn't panicked at all.
"Then I'll wait and see." Zhang Jelly smiled slightly.
"28, 29, thirty... Huh... I can't do it, I'm so tired, I need to rest for a while." Zhang Yin fell down tired after finishing [-] sit-ups.
"Hanhan host, do you still remember what you told the master of this system before? Didn't you say that you have a lot of energy? Didn't you say that you can finish it casually? That's it? That's it? Hanhan host, you're doing it yourself. My own face!" The system immediately taunted.
Zhang Yin was panting tiredly, but he was lying down and mocking. This is the legendary dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
"Hanhan host quickly get up and continue working, don't pretend to be dead in front of the master of this system, after testing by the master of this system, everything about the host's body is normal, except for some kidney deficiency." The master of the system said clearly.
"Master System can eat and talk nonsense, what is some kidney deficiency, my kidney is very good!" Zhang Yin suddenly became unhappy, being said that kidney deficiency is unacceptable for any man, this is very vicious remarks.
"If the stupid host wants to prove it, he should quickly complete 150 sit-ups, otherwise the system will default to the stupid host's kidney deficiency." The system exasperated.
Anyone with a discerning eye can see this kind of provocation, and Zhang Yin just likes this one. He exerted all his strength, and after doing dozens of sit-ups in a row, he was tired again. Down.
"A Yin, don't do it if you're too tired, and you have to exercise to a certain extent." Zhang Jelly couldn't bear Zhang Yin tormenting himself like this.
"It's okay, I can hold on to the little jelly, and it's almost finished, trust me." Zhang Yinqiang said.
"Hanhan host, please rest assured, the physical training done by this system is within the limit of the Hanhan host's physical fitness, and there will be no situation where excessive exercise is counterproductive. Come on, Hanhan host!" The system said.
"Master System, it's better not to say your consoling words, and can you take some time to cheer me up?" Zhang Yin couldn't help complaining.
"Silly host has time to complain about this system, why don't you do a few more sit-ups!" the system said.
"I'm not too tired. I need to have some fun. Master System doesn't know how to feel sorry for your wise and mighty host." Zhang Yin curled his lips.
"Ayin, I've poured water for you, remember to drink it when you're done." Zhang Jelly put the water glass on the table.
"Little Jelly, you are such a warm man, whoever marries you will be blessed." Zhang Yin joked with a smile.
"Get out!" Zhang Jelly scolded angrily, whoever marries him will be blessed, and he is not a girl, so if he can't use words, don't use them!
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