Exiled from the underworld, I am still fearless

Chapter 28 Crazy Woman, Why Are You Hitting Me?

I'm not sure if Ash is an old driver, but this guy is definitely a good ride.

Lying on Ash's back, Zhang Shan held up the wooden stick in his hand.

"drive!"

This hunger skateboard obviously violated the laws of physics. It didn't need any power, and the skateboard just started to accelerate in a daze, and it became faster and faster.

Zhang Shan was holding a wooden stick and slashing his sword immediately, feeling like he was playing "Mounting and Blade".

However, he was not riding a horse, nor was he holding a machete.

"boom!"

Zhang Shan, riding on A Shi's back, smashed a beast-shaped mechanical body to pieces.

"Boom!"

And backhand smashed a humanoid mechanical body.

The description of the weapon "wooden stick" he drew said that it was a hard wooden stick, but no matter how hard it was, it was still a wooden stick. After a few knocks, the wooden stick broke apart unexpectedly.

[Reminder: The durability of the weapon {wooden stick} is less than 10%, and there is a risk of complete damage if you continue to use it. It takes 5 minutes to restore the durability with infinite coins. 】

Zhang Shan was taken aback.

"Damn, my stick is not durable."

"what!"

At this moment, another animal-shaped mechanical body rushed in front of the two people who were walking at high speed on the skateboard.

Taking the wooden stick back into his personal warehouse, Zhang Shan could only grit his teeth and raise his fist.

With the blood of the demon god, even if he maintains a human body, this punch can almost smash the broken copper and iron in his eyes, but it will inevitably hurt his hand.

"Third Brother!"

"It's okay, go ahead, my fist is very hard!"

Seeing Zhang Shan's aura of going to fight, a flash of determination flashed in Ash's eyes.

"Third brother, you ride steadily, let me come!"

After all, Ash called out the blue-level weapon he had drawn earlier, the folded stool, from his personal warehouse.

Although Ash doesn't have any superpowers, his physique of more than 200 kilograms is solid. The moment he brushed against the mechanical body, he picked up the folding stool and slapped it fiercely.

"Snapped!"

Although this stool successfully overturned the mechanical body, he also lost his center of gravity because of the impact force when he was already on the skateboard.

"Ouch!"

The two fell down directly, and Zhang Shan, who was riding on A Shi's back, was thrown out due to inertia, and was very unlucky and landed directly on his face.

Then, Ash's fat body pressed against him again, and the two slid over twenty meters together.

On the side of the road, the skateboard was thrown aside, and the two of them fell in an extremely embarrassing situation.

Zhang Shan pushed away A Shi who was pressing on him, and stood up immediately.

"Ash, are you alright?"

Although Ah Shi's arms and knees were bruised, fortunately he was blocked by Zhang Shan when he just touched the ground, so he didn't hurt his bones.

"I'm fine, how are you, third brother?"

"Me, I'm fine, but I feel like my jaw is gone."

Ash propped himself up and stood up, and glanced at his face.

"It's okay, the chin is still there, it's just full of blood."

"Okay, it's fine as long as it's still there."

Because the speed of the skateboard is fast enough, even if they fall, they are already very close to the parking position of the truck, at most more than 30 meters.

However, there are nearly a hundred mechanical bodies surrounded nearby.

"Third brother, this."

Zhang Shan shook his head.

"You pick up the skateboard, step on it and drive, I'm here to help you attract hatred!"

"Third brother, this is not very good, what if you die."

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up!"

"Oh, here's this for you."

After all, Ash took out something from his personal storage and threw it to him.

[Reminder: Regular items can be used by players at will, and can exert consistent effects. Special note: Items that do not belong to you cannot be collected into the warehouse, nor can they be taken out of the dungeon world. If you want to completely belong to yourself, you can only Trade through the system in unlimited markets. 】

Zhang Shan took the prop thrown to him by Ash, and found that it was a hat with a strange shape.

[Hat of mockery: A very hat that needs to be punched, which can effectively attract the hatred of nearby enemies. 】

"What is this?"

Ash Yitong winked.

"It's the hat of taunting. I drew it before. Third brother, since you want to help me absorb the firepower, do it thoroughly. If I miss it, I will be cold."

"Why is this hat still green?"

"Ham, don't worry about it so much, put it on quickly, I'm going to drive."

Time was running out, so Zhang Shan could only put the mocking hat on his head.

This is a green bowler-like hat, and there is a spring on the hat. The spring extends about ten centimeters upwards, and a small plastic hand with a middle finger is fixed at the end.

All in all, this hat looks very beating, even if it doesn't have the function of ridicule, normal people would want to beat him when they see it.

Although the mechanical body has no life, it has artificial intelligence judgment, and the effect of this hat can actually affect them.

The eyes flashed red, and nearly a hundred mechanical bodies gathered nearby rushed towards Zhang Shan immediately.

"Ashi, let's go."

"Slip away."

After setting up the skateboard, Ash stepped on it and quickly slid towards the direction of the truck.

At this time, Zhang Shan had already taken back the wooden stick that had lost its durability into the warehouse, and standing there empty-handed, he gently closed his eyes.

Running all the way, although he spent a lot of physical strength, but the mana value has recovered a lot, there is no need to keep it in this situation.

[Demon Awakening (Active): Greatly strengthen all natural abilities, physical strength, combat power, and consume magic power within the duration. 】

Just when the mechanical body surrounded him like a fly, Zhang Shan triggered his talent and transformed his body into a demon form.

The body instantly became bigger, and the pupils glowed with a terrifying dark purple light. Incarnate as a devil, Zhang Shan raised the devil's claw without hesitation.

"boom!"

"Di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di!"

When Ash drove the heavy truck and stopped in front of Zhang Shan with a flick of its tail, the nearly one hundred mechanical bodies before had all turned into fragmented parts.

Zhang Shan returned to his human form, his face pale.

Because the talent level is too low, the already extremely low magic power has been seriously overdrawn.

"Third brother, get in the car!"

Holding A Shi's hand stretched out to him from the cab, Zhang Shan gritted his teeth and kicked up.

With a kick of the accelerator, the truck moved again, heading towards the shopping mall where Liuhua and the others were located.

In the cab, seeing that Zhang Shan had wiped out hundreds of mechanical bodies on the street just now, A Shi exclaimed while driving.

"Third Brother, you are still awesome, you are so awesome without weapons, you must be stronger than Sister Hill!"

Zhang Shan leaned on the co-pilot's seat like a man who was drained dry.

"Your sister Hill is better than me, don't talk about this, how is the car?"

Ash held the steering wheel and said happily.

"Fortunately, the car key is inserted in the car, and there is no problem with the car, and it can still be driven."

"Is there enough oil?"

"There's not much oil left. From the map, it's definitely not possible to drive through the foggy forest."

Zhang Shan breathed a sigh of relief and regained some energy.

"It doesn't matter, pick up Liuhua and Hill, let's leave the town first."

"okay!"

Through the information contact on the friend list, Hill and Liuhua, who have gained a lot, are already waiting on the street.

"Crench!"

After a successful merge, the truck stopped.

Zhang Shan opened the co-pilot's door and jumped down, concerned Hill and Liuhua.

"How about you, are you not hurt?"

"Snapped!"

In the next second, Hill slapped him directly in the face.

Covering his face, Zhang Shan was beaten in a daze, and then said angrily.

"Crazy woman, why are you hitting me!"

After Shahir finished the beating, he was also a little surprised by his behavior.

"Uh, I don't know, I just wanted to hit you, so I did it subconsciously."

Ash who was sitting in the cab poked his head out and reminded.

"Third brother, it's a mocking hat, you forgot to take it off."

With five fingerprints on his face, Zhang Shan angrily tore off the green hat from his head, and fell to the ground forcefully.

"Depend on!"

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