Lord of the People: Kaili's Booster at the beginning

There was silence all around.

The female ghost froze there.

That had soared to 99% of the crisis level, and instantly dropped to 50%.

"Huh (O_O)?"

The female ghost froze.

Lin Xiaobai coughed in embarrassment, and said: "Sorry, sister, you suddenly came over like this, it really makes people want to kiss, hehe
Please forgive my rudeness, because you are too in line with my aesthetic. "

The female ghost said dully: "Is it in line with your aesthetics?"

Drop after drop of viscous liquid dripped from the slit in that face.

The smelly tentacles and barbs are like acting in a horror movie.

Lin Xiaohuai held his beating heart, blushed slightly and said, "That's right. I've admired girls with good teeth and tentacles since I was a child!"

He stretched out his hand, grasped the two sticky tentacles hanging down from the gap, and stroked the mucus.

"Especially the type of slimy sister, who is really comparable to Bai Yueguang in my mind."

The female ghost said dully: "Uh"

Something is wrong!
Something is wrong with this human!
Why was he so calm when he showed that perfect face, and even more excited when he showed a terrifying face? !
Lin Xiaohuai was beside (*╰╯`) stroking the sticky tentacles.

Time seemed to be frozen.

But at this moment, Lin Xiaobai's movements suddenly stopped and he frowned.

The female ghost immediately reacted, narrowing her eyes and sneering, "What's the matter? Don't you like the sticky sister with good teeth?"

[Crisis degree 70%]

Lin Xiaohuai said seriously: "I see some problems, sister, do you usually pay attention to oral hygiene?"

The female ghost said dully, "What's none of your business?"

Lin Xiaohuai suddenly stood up, and said deeply: "This statement is wrong,

Since as a beautiful lady, how can I allow myself to have any flaws?
o(*￣︶￣*)o
I think sister, you really need a delicate maintenance! "

"And I'm one of those professionals who's really good at taking care of other people."

The female ghost said dully: "Uh o_O"

After a few minutes.Lin Xiaobai looked at the female ghost with a mouthful of shiny white teeth in satisfaction, took out a small bottle of breath freshening medicine, and sprayed it on the teeth.

"Do you feel that your breath has become much fresher now?"

Lin Xiaobai took out the mirror, put it in front of her with a smile and excitedly.

Looking at the barbs and fresh tentacles in her shiny crack in the mirror, her expression was dull.

In fact.

During the past few minutes, she has basically been in a state of brain shutdown.

Because something is wrong!
This direction of development is absolutely different from what she imagined!

It's fine if he's not afraid, but he even gave her oral care with an excited face.

Is this a normal human reaction?
Follow the normal routine.

You shouldn't be screaming in terror right away
And run away in a fright?
Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this human!

Ka Ka Ka Ka -! !

The woman stretched out her hand and forcefully closed her cleaved face, restoring the previous image of a charming human sister.

Snapped--! !

She patted the counter and said coldly:
"Don't be so glib, I'm here to see you for something serious, tell me! Did you see a pig-headed demon yesterday?"

[Crisis degree 71%]

Lin Xiaobai thought for a while, and said, "Yes."

The female ghost narrowed her eyes and said with a sneer, "You punched him and saved a baby from his hands, didn't you?"

The ghost baby instantly appeared in Lin Xiaobai's mind.

"Dare to ask who you are?"

The female ghost said murderously, "I am her mother."

Lin Xiaobai: "Σ(っ°Д°;) っ!"

This is definitely something Lin Xiaobai did not expect.

Because there is absolutely no way for him to connect that ghost baby who likes to collapse with this female ghost in front of him.

Lin Xiaohuai stared and said: "Be safe, don't be impatient, be safe and don't be impatient, I'm just wondering, how can a beautiful and powerful lady like you let a pig-headed demon snatch the child away?
And you don't look like you've ever given birth to a baby? "

The woman sneered and said, "Don't pretend to be confused."

"You know what, that brat is part of me that fell out of me."

"But since it is formed, then I am her mother."

Lin Xiaobai: "(Д)ノ, it's fucking okay!"

Lin Xiaobai tried his best to calm down his emotions, and said tentatively:
"Who are you here, lady?"

The woman licked her scarlet lips with a sneer, and said, "Of course I want to take back my own child, if I guess right.
My child should have formed a ghost king monster by now, right? "

Lin Xiaohuai stared, stepping back step by step.

"Um, how should I say it?.(ˇˇ)"

And the woman's face cracked again in an instant, and the smelly mucus was continuously flowing from top to bottom.

Countless tentacles clattered out from her hair, and eyeballs grew one after another on the slender hands.

With a sneer, she approached Lin Xiaohuai step by step, saying, "Killing! Malice! Resentment! Evil!"

"My child has all the pleasing qualities that I have. Since it is born, it will definitely become a qualified hunter, bringing disaster and nightmare to everyone!"

[Crisis degree 81%]

[Crisis degree 91%]

Lin Xiaohuai retreated tremblingly, the medicine cabinet stuck behind him was already irreversible.

"Ma'am, wait a minute!
How can you be sure that baby is yours?If you want to take it away, I think that pig-headed devil should come over and testify in person! "

Lin Xiaobai eagerly delayed the time.

The woman sneered.

"Confrontation? Good! I'll let him confront you right now!"

With a sound of wow, she opened her bloody mouth in an instant, accompanied by bursts of rumination.

A mucus-filled pig's head dropped from her mouth on the counter.

Plop--the pig's head, which was almost corroded, stared straight at Lin Xiaobai. Lin Xiaobai recognized it at a glance, it was the pig-headed monster that was sent flying yesterday!
Lin Xiaobai: "(ΩДΩ)!!"

have eaten!Good guy, no dead pig will be spared!

That pig-headed demon has been eaten by this female ghost!

"Hand over my child right now!"

The woman approached step by step with a sneer, and countless tentacles surged around Lin Xiaohuai.

"Perhaps, I can still consider sparing your life!"

Lin Xiaohuai leaned his back against the wall, and said seriously: "Hand it up! Definitely do it! It's just that your child may be a little different from what you imagined."

But it is at this time.

From behind the curtain, small footsteps were suddenly heard.

Lin Xiaobai thumped slightly.

The female ghost immediately raised her head, sensing the breath, a sneer appeared on her face, and said:
"It seems that my child has heard the voice coming, ︿(￣︶￣)︿hehehe!!!"

She no longer paid attention to Lin Xiaobai.

Turning around, facing the curtain, countless tentacles frantically surged around her, and the smile on her face became more chaotic and distorted.

"Just let me take a look, what does my child look like now, is it an indescribable distortion?

There are still malicious taboo ghosts rolling around, I really look forward to it!

Hehehehe——! ! "

Lin Xiaohuai swallowed a mouthful of saliva, stared and said, "I think you'd better not have any expectations, ma'am!"

Because (ˇˇ) want to ~
because