The city's best teasing system

Chapter 700 Good man at home

The vast sea, the sound of waves bursts.

A group of seagulls flew by in the distance, but they refused to approach the deserted island.

Zhen Jian picked up the booty and quickly climbed the mountain, arriving at the cave where Zhang Tianai and Liu Yaner lived.

"Zhen Jian!" Zhang Tianai was at the entrance of the cave, and she waved her hand excitedly, with a brilliant smile on her face.

Zhen Jian approached Zhang Tianai, put his arms around her waist, and kissed her directly, her face was bright red.

Liu Yan'er stood beside her, and said in a sour tone, "Hey, do you two think I'm air?"

Zhen Jian let go of Zhang Tianai, hugged Liu Yan'er violently, wrapped her waist with one hand, and her leg with the other, as if dancing a tango, and slapped her very flamboyantly!
"You are satisfied now!" Zhen Jian teased with a smile.

"It's really annoying..." Liu Yan'er smiled very charmingly, her eyes were full of affection.

Zhen Jian let go of Liu Yan'er, drew out a sharp dagger, cut off one of the wild bobcat's hind legs, and handed it to Zhang Tianai together with three poisonous snakes.

"Enough for you two for three days!" Zhen Jian looked at Liu Yan'er.

"That's great, thank you!" Zhang Tianai and Liu Yan'er were very happy and expressed their gratitude.

Zhen Jian warned again: "Liu Yan'er, you must go all out to injure Fang Yuan in the duel tomorrow morning!"

Liu Yan'er nodded: "Don't worry, I won't waste this opportunity."

Zhang Tianai asked: "Where is the location of the duel?"

Zhen Jian said: "On the beach by the sea, let the program group broadcast live."

In an instant, Liu Yaner's eyes sparkled with sparks of revenge...

Zhen Jian then left and returned to the team's cave.

Seeing the wild bobcat slaughtered, Fang Yuan and Reba clapped and cheered.

Zhen Jian said with a smile: "Old Guo, this is a strong male cat. The cat's kidney and cat's whip are reserved for you."

Guo Degang was so happy that he could not close his mouth from ear to ear: "My brother has taken care of you, thank you very much."

Fang Yuan raised her beautiful eyebrows: "Old Guo, it would be a pity if you don't find some Xiaomi to accompany you to supplement your yang energy like this!"

Guo Degang pretended to be serious and said: "I am a good man who loves his wife at home. I never go out to have fun and do things that violate morality and conscience!"

Fang Yuan giggled and said, "Really? What a pity, you've made it up for nothing, wasting medicinal wine and precious ingredients."

Guo Degang said implicitly: "Family life should also be of high quality."

Fang Yuan deliberately said, "Your wife is so happy!"

Reba gasped, staring at the wild bobcat: "Why does this wild cat only have three legs?"

Fang Yuan also took a closer look: "That's right, there are only three legs, what about the other one?"

Zhen Jian said flickeringly: "The wild lynx's hind legs are injured, and its flesh has rotted. I was afraid of getting sick after eating it, so I cut it off directly."

Reba believed it was true: "It's good to cut it off, don't worry about eating."

Guo Degang nodded: "Well, there are many germs in wild animals. If the meat is rotten, it must not be eaten."

Under the current circumstances, Zhen Jian couldn't tell the truth.

Once Fang Yuan found out that Zhen Jian sent wild cat meat to Liu Yan'er and Zhang Tianai, Fang Yuan would definitely make a fuss and even give up tomorrow's duel to delay her elimination.

Suddenly, a tall and slender figure appeared outside the cave, and greeted with a smile: "Hi! Hello everyone!"

Zhen Jian turned around and saw that the tall figure was actually Lin Siling, and Lu Yi was following behind.

Strange, why did they come here?

Guo Degang asked in surprise, "Lin Siling, how do you know we're here?"

Lin Siling said with a smile: "I didn't know, I just happened to bring Lu Yi to catch the poisonous snake, and that's when I saw Zhen Jian enter the cave."

Lu Yi took two steps forward and stretched his head to look into the cave: "I heard from Siling that this cave is a den of poisonous snakes?"

Reba said: "That's right, it is indeed the old den of poisonous snakes. Would you like to come in and take a look around?"

In an instant, Lu Yi's expression became stern, and he clenched the spear with both hands, as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

Guo Degang chuckled a few times: "There are no poisonous snakes in the cave, Reba just teased you!"

"No poisonous snake?" Lu Yi and Lin Siling were stunned at the same time.

Zhen Jian explained: "The last time there was a big earthquake, the passage in the cave collapsed, it was full of stones, and it was tightly blocked."

Lu Yi's bushy eyebrows were frowned, obviously, he didn't believe Zhen Jian's words.

Lin Siling also asked hesitantly: "Really? Is there not even a poisonous snake?"

Guo Degang pretended to be serious and said: "If you two can dig the tunnel, maybe you will find the poisonous snake that was smashed to death! I am sure that the meat of the dead snake has already stink. If you two don't dislike it, you can try the stinky snake meat." the taste of."

Lu Yi sneered, and said to Lin Siling: "Don't listen to Teacher Guo fooling around, you can only believe half of what he says!"

Lin Siling nodded and asked Zhen Jian, "Can Lu Yi and I come in?"

Zhen Jian shrugged: "You can enter, I hope you catch the poisonous snake! However, I want to remind you that if you meet a team member who is like a pig, no matter what, you will not succeed!"

Lu Yi was furious, pointing at Zhen Jian: "You... Who are you calling a pig?"

Zhen Jian raised his head, looked directly into Lu Yi's eyes, and said without hesitation: "You are a pig, even more stupid than a pig!"

"Damn! Little bastard! I've endured you for a long time!" Lu Yi was so angry that his arms trembled, he raised his spear and pointed it at Zhen Jian.

"Your whole family are bastards!" Zhen Jian countered contemptuously.

Lu Yi's teeth were "creaking", his eyes were burning, and he wanted to stab Zhen Jian with a spear!
Lin Siling hurriedly stopped Lu Yi: "Stop making trouble, go into the cave and catch poisonous snakes, I'm so hungry!"

Lu Yi glared at Zhen Jian angrily before leading Lin Siling into the cave.

The two quickly lit the torches and walked cautiously towards the dark passage...

Guo Degang shook his head: "Alas... Lu Yi looks quite kind, but his temper is very violent."

Zhen Jian said contemptuously: "He deserves a beating very much. If he beats him severely, he will be honest."

Fang Yuan smiled and said: "Lu Yi and Lin Siling must be hungry and stupid. They told them that there are no poisonous snakes in the cave, but they refused to listen. They insisted on finding out for themselves, asking for trouble!"

Guo Degang blinked his eyes, with a lewd expression, and said in a low voice, "Zhen Jian, why don't you just block the passage and lock Lin Siling and Lu Yi inside?"

Who knows, Zhen Jian shook his head, feeling that something was wrong.

Because Zhen Jian didn't have the slightest liking for Lu Yi, and he didn't want him to be trapped with Lin Siling.

Lonely men and widows, it is inevitable that there will be sparks of ambiguity.

Zhen Jian ordered: "Leave them alone, let's cook quickly, eat roast wild cat meat at noon, and drink snake meat soup at night."

Fang Yuan hurriedly asked, "Did you catch the poisonous snake?"

Zhen Jian lowered his voice: "There are poisonous snakes in the woods, I will catch them in the afternoon."

Fang Yuan said happily: "That's great, you catch a few more, I'll eat more, build up my strength, and beat Liu Yan'er hard tomorrow!"

Immediately afterwards, the four of them worked together in a division of labor and kept busy...

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