The city's best teasing system
Chapter 679
Zhen Jian smiled and said: "That's right! You run down the mountain naked and come back up again! Besides, you are not allowed to wear dust masks and goggles! Do you dare?"
Wu Jing continued to be in a daze, thinking he had heard it wrong.
Guo Degang hurriedly said: "Zhen Jian, your bet is too much, it's too exciting! It's a complete test of a man's courage and courage! I don't think Wu Jing dares to play at all!"
In an instant, Wu Jing's thick eyebrows came together, and he clenched his fists.
An Qiya blinked her eyes and said encouragingly: "I believe that Angkor is the best, he will not lose [-]%! I support Angkor!"
Wang Zhixuan understood, and also encouraged Wu Jing's emotions: "Captain, I support you too! Quickly make a bet with Zhen Jian, let him be convinced to lose, and run down the mountain obediently!"
Instigated by the two beauties in pink, Wu Jing smiled and said proudly, "Okay! Zhen Jian, I bet you!"
Zhen Jian cursed inwardly, what the hell, Wu Jing was not encouraged by the "exciting method", but was encouraged by An Qiya and Wang Zhixuan.
Just in response to that sentence: Heroes are saddened by beauty!
Zhen Jian was secretly happy, and quickly asked: "Wu Jing, are you sure you don't regret it?"
Wu Jing raised his head, and pretended to say: "A man, if you say something, it's hard to follow!"
Zhen Jian said: "Who the hell is going back on his word? Who the hell is a bastard! He gave birth to a son without eyes! He died and no one buried him! In the next life, he will be entrusted to be a pig!"
Guo Degang said with a smile: "Isn't this curse too light? To be born into a pig, to sleep when full, to be carefree, isn't it carefree?"
Wu Jing stared, and urged impatiently: "Don't be so wordy! Tell me quickly, how did I turn sea water into fresh water?"
Zhen Jian chuckled, ready to make Wu Jing make a fool of himself and embarrass him.
Zhou Shiming pretended to be a tiger, and shouted loudly: "Why are you laughing! Say it quickly!"
Zhen Jian paused for five or six seconds, and then said slowly: "The salt content of seawater is very high, so it cannot be drunk directly, but the seawater is boiled to collect water vapor to form distilled water, which can be drunk safely! Therefore, Wu Jing Using the method of 'distillation', he lit a fire to burn seawater, and he also made burning tools!"
After listening to Zhen Jian's words, Wu Jing frowned, his eyes contained resentment and a bit of surprise.
An Qiya deliberately retorted: "Zhen Jian, you are talking nonsense, how can we have any tools to burn distilled water?"
Zhen Jian pointed to the stone at Wu Jing's feet: "If you guess correctly, the tools Wu Jing made out of bottles and jars are hidden behind the stone!"
In an instant, Wu Jing's face changed drastically, and Zhen Jian guessed the truth.
Zhou Shiming exclaimed: "Damn it! You were wrong!"
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "Monkey Boxing King, do you want to be ashamed? I obviously rely on my own wisdom to reason and analyze, how can I be fooled?"
"Monkey boxing champion?" Zhou Shiming's expression was embarrassing, "Damn, I'm the flyweight boxing champion! Not the monkey boxing champion!"
Zhen Jian said contemptuously: "In my eyes, your boxing is equivalent to monkey boxing, and your behavior is more funny than a monkey!"
"You..." Zhou Shiming's eyes were burning with anger, "You not only insulted my boxing skills, but also insulted my competition results!"
Zhen Jian stopped talking to Zhou Shiming, and said to Wu Jing: "Take off your clothes quickly, and run back and forth down the mountain, let us open our eyes."
At this moment, Wu Jing's bowels were green with regret, his face turned from ashen to red, extremely embarrassed.
Guo Degang said: "One word from a gentleman, four horses are hard to chase! Wu Jing, you are a man, so you are willing to gamble and admit defeat, and we will cheer for you!"
Who knows, Wu Jing grinned: "Hey hey hey... I just made a joke just to brighten up the atmosphere, are you serious? How can I take off my clothes in front of netizens and fans? Haha, don't be so special Funny!"
Fang Yuan said sharply, "Wu Jing, do you want to go back on your word? Shameless!"
Wu Jing said: "It's not that I repent, but that the relevant departments are very strict and have issued clear regulations on variety shows. Any content that is vulgar, sensational, affects the physical and mental health of young people, and violates the main theme of society is not allowed! Otherwise, the program will be banned. Stop broadcasting! The consequences are extremely serious!"
The words are sonorous and powerful, just like a leader speaking at a meeting.
Zhen Jian yelled angrily: "Stop that bitch! Don't be fooled! Go down the mountain quickly! It's an indecent picture, Director Hu will let the post-production staff play rice mosaics!"
Wu Jing continued to quibble: "If I do this and cause the program to be suspended, everyone, you will not be able to make any money, and the economic loss will be huge!"
In an instant, Fang Yuan and Reba showed worried expressions.
Zhen Jian scolded angrily: "Wu Jing, are you a man? Are you talking nonsense when you bet? I'll count to three, if you don't just go down the mountain, I will do it myself, and I will embarrass you. Grandma's house!"
Wu Jing immediately drew out a sharp dagger and pointed it at Zhen Jian: "Stinky boy, you're so proud of yourself! If you have the guts, come here, I will help you bleed!"
Zhen Jian raised his spear: "One inch long, one inch strong, you hold a small dagger, how dare you challenge me?"
Wu Jing sneered: "Why, you dare to stab me with a spear?"
As soon as the words fell, Zhen Jian picked up his spear and slammed it at Wu Jing's wrist!
Snapped!Wu Jing screamed, and the dagger fell.
Zhen Jian kicked Wu Jing again and kicked Wu Jing down hard. His head hit the stone wall of the cave, the pain made him stare in eyes and he almost fainted.
Immediately afterwards, Zhen Jian used [-]% of his strength to slap Wu Jing twice, causing his nose to bleed, his ears to ring and his eyes to tingle, and he finally passed out...
After an unknown amount of time, Wu Jing woke up and opened his eyes with difficulty.
Volcanic ash, here and there, is about to stop falling.
It was so cold, Wu Jing couldn't help shivering a few times...
Taking a closer look, I was tied to the bottom of the pine tree by the rope.
He was wearing nothing but a transparent dust mask on his stomach!
Haha, actually caught a mask!It's so funny, it's better not to wear it!
Wu Jing hurriedly shouted: "Who tied me here? Fuck you! Let me go!"
Zhen Jian walked out of the cave quickly, followed by Zhou Shiming, Zhao Wenzhuo, An Qiya and Wang Zhixuan.
Zhou Shiming's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, Zhao Wenzhuo's forehead was painted, and both of them were injured.
An Qiya said: "Brother Ang, we dare not let you go, look at Brother Ming and Brother Wen, both were injured by Zhen Jian."
Wu Jing's face was livid, his legs were trembling: "Why is it so cold...I must have caught a cold..."
Wang Zhixuan put her arms around her shoulders: "Angkor, you don't have a cold, it's because the temperature on the island is getting lower and lower."
Wu Jing yelled: "Zhen Jian! Let me go! You have eaten the guts of a leopard! Let me go..."
At this time, Guo Degang, Fang Yuan and Reba also came out of the cave, and they admired Wu Jing's ugly appearance with great interest...
Wu Jing continued to be in a daze, thinking he had heard it wrong.
Guo Degang hurriedly said: "Zhen Jian, your bet is too much, it's too exciting! It's a complete test of a man's courage and courage! I don't think Wu Jing dares to play at all!"
In an instant, Wu Jing's thick eyebrows came together, and he clenched his fists.
An Qiya blinked her eyes and said encouragingly: "I believe that Angkor is the best, he will not lose [-]%! I support Angkor!"
Wang Zhixuan understood, and also encouraged Wu Jing's emotions: "Captain, I support you too! Quickly make a bet with Zhen Jian, let him be convinced to lose, and run down the mountain obediently!"
Instigated by the two beauties in pink, Wu Jing smiled and said proudly, "Okay! Zhen Jian, I bet you!"
Zhen Jian cursed inwardly, what the hell, Wu Jing was not encouraged by the "exciting method", but was encouraged by An Qiya and Wang Zhixuan.
Just in response to that sentence: Heroes are saddened by beauty!
Zhen Jian was secretly happy, and quickly asked: "Wu Jing, are you sure you don't regret it?"
Wu Jing raised his head, and pretended to say: "A man, if you say something, it's hard to follow!"
Zhen Jian said: "Who the hell is going back on his word? Who the hell is a bastard! He gave birth to a son without eyes! He died and no one buried him! In the next life, he will be entrusted to be a pig!"
Guo Degang said with a smile: "Isn't this curse too light? To be born into a pig, to sleep when full, to be carefree, isn't it carefree?"
Wu Jing stared, and urged impatiently: "Don't be so wordy! Tell me quickly, how did I turn sea water into fresh water?"
Zhen Jian chuckled, ready to make Wu Jing make a fool of himself and embarrass him.
Zhou Shiming pretended to be a tiger, and shouted loudly: "Why are you laughing! Say it quickly!"
Zhen Jian paused for five or six seconds, and then said slowly: "The salt content of seawater is very high, so it cannot be drunk directly, but the seawater is boiled to collect water vapor to form distilled water, which can be drunk safely! Therefore, Wu Jing Using the method of 'distillation', he lit a fire to burn seawater, and he also made burning tools!"
After listening to Zhen Jian's words, Wu Jing frowned, his eyes contained resentment and a bit of surprise.
An Qiya deliberately retorted: "Zhen Jian, you are talking nonsense, how can we have any tools to burn distilled water?"
Zhen Jian pointed to the stone at Wu Jing's feet: "If you guess correctly, the tools Wu Jing made out of bottles and jars are hidden behind the stone!"
In an instant, Wu Jing's face changed drastically, and Zhen Jian guessed the truth.
Zhou Shiming exclaimed: "Damn it! You were wrong!"
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "Monkey Boxing King, do you want to be ashamed? I obviously rely on my own wisdom to reason and analyze, how can I be fooled?"
"Monkey boxing champion?" Zhou Shiming's expression was embarrassing, "Damn, I'm the flyweight boxing champion! Not the monkey boxing champion!"
Zhen Jian said contemptuously: "In my eyes, your boxing is equivalent to monkey boxing, and your behavior is more funny than a monkey!"
"You..." Zhou Shiming's eyes were burning with anger, "You not only insulted my boxing skills, but also insulted my competition results!"
Zhen Jian stopped talking to Zhou Shiming, and said to Wu Jing: "Take off your clothes quickly, and run back and forth down the mountain, let us open our eyes."
At this moment, Wu Jing's bowels were green with regret, his face turned from ashen to red, extremely embarrassed.
Guo Degang said: "One word from a gentleman, four horses are hard to chase! Wu Jing, you are a man, so you are willing to gamble and admit defeat, and we will cheer for you!"
Who knows, Wu Jing grinned: "Hey hey hey... I just made a joke just to brighten up the atmosphere, are you serious? How can I take off my clothes in front of netizens and fans? Haha, don't be so special Funny!"
Fang Yuan said sharply, "Wu Jing, do you want to go back on your word? Shameless!"
Wu Jing said: "It's not that I repent, but that the relevant departments are very strict and have issued clear regulations on variety shows. Any content that is vulgar, sensational, affects the physical and mental health of young people, and violates the main theme of society is not allowed! Otherwise, the program will be banned. Stop broadcasting! The consequences are extremely serious!"
The words are sonorous and powerful, just like a leader speaking at a meeting.
Zhen Jian yelled angrily: "Stop that bitch! Don't be fooled! Go down the mountain quickly! It's an indecent picture, Director Hu will let the post-production staff play rice mosaics!"
Wu Jing continued to quibble: "If I do this and cause the program to be suspended, everyone, you will not be able to make any money, and the economic loss will be huge!"
In an instant, Fang Yuan and Reba showed worried expressions.
Zhen Jian scolded angrily: "Wu Jing, are you a man? Are you talking nonsense when you bet? I'll count to three, if you don't just go down the mountain, I will do it myself, and I will embarrass you. Grandma's house!"
Wu Jing immediately drew out a sharp dagger and pointed it at Zhen Jian: "Stinky boy, you're so proud of yourself! If you have the guts, come here, I will help you bleed!"
Zhen Jian raised his spear: "One inch long, one inch strong, you hold a small dagger, how dare you challenge me?"
Wu Jing sneered: "Why, you dare to stab me with a spear?"
As soon as the words fell, Zhen Jian picked up his spear and slammed it at Wu Jing's wrist!
Snapped!Wu Jing screamed, and the dagger fell.
Zhen Jian kicked Wu Jing again and kicked Wu Jing down hard. His head hit the stone wall of the cave, the pain made him stare in eyes and he almost fainted.
Immediately afterwards, Zhen Jian used [-]% of his strength to slap Wu Jing twice, causing his nose to bleed, his ears to ring and his eyes to tingle, and he finally passed out...
After an unknown amount of time, Wu Jing woke up and opened his eyes with difficulty.
Volcanic ash, here and there, is about to stop falling.
It was so cold, Wu Jing couldn't help shivering a few times...
Taking a closer look, I was tied to the bottom of the pine tree by the rope.
He was wearing nothing but a transparent dust mask on his stomach!
Haha, actually caught a mask!It's so funny, it's better not to wear it!
Wu Jing hurriedly shouted: "Who tied me here? Fuck you! Let me go!"
Zhen Jian walked out of the cave quickly, followed by Zhou Shiming, Zhao Wenzhuo, An Qiya and Wang Zhixuan.
Zhou Shiming's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, Zhao Wenzhuo's forehead was painted, and both of them were injured.
An Qiya said: "Brother Ang, we dare not let you go, look at Brother Ming and Brother Wen, both were injured by Zhen Jian."
Wu Jing's face was livid, his legs were trembling: "Why is it so cold...I must have caught a cold..."
Wang Zhixuan put her arms around her shoulders: "Angkor, you don't have a cold, it's because the temperature on the island is getting lower and lower."
Wu Jing yelled: "Zhen Jian! Let me go! You have eaten the guts of a leopard! Let me go..."
At this time, Guo Degang, Fang Yuan and Reba also came out of the cave, and they admired Wu Jing's ugly appearance with great interest...
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