The city's best teasing system
Chapter 657
The volcano is still erupting, and clouds of smoke hang over the deserted island.
The sky was dark and the volcanic ash was denser.
Zhen Jian said sharply: "Nonsense! You three are old men, can you be compared with the female team members?"
Jin Xi was so angry that his eyes were burning: "Little bastard, it's hard not to be a bitch? You open your eyes wide, my wife is a woman!"
Zhen Jian shrugged: "I really don't see how you look like a woman!"
Jin Xi put his hands on his hips and yelled arrogantly: "Why don't you explain clearly, why don't I look like a woman?"
Zhen Jian's thick eyebrows slightly raised: "Need I explain it in detail? Everyone has seen it and knows it well!"
After hearing this, Jin Xing almost vomited blood.
Guo Degang took the opportunity to applaud: "Zhen Jian's explanation is really good! The thinking is clear, the order is clear, and it is convincing!"
Just as Jin Xing was about to curse, he was choked by the volcanic ash and coughed repeatedly...
At the same time, Liu Yaner, Zhang Tianai, Wang Lidan and Zhao Liying hurried into the cave.
Zhen Jian glanced at Zhang Tianai's grass skirt, and said with a smile: "Slender waist and long legs, devil figure!"
Zhang Tianai was busy patting the volcanic ash on his hair, ignoring Zhen Jian's teasing.
Huang Shulei said helplessly: "Teacher Jin Xing, stop bickering with Zhen Jian, and go hide under the pine tree!"
Suddenly, smoke came out of Jin Xi's head, Liu Xiang's T-shirt caught fire, and Huang Shulei screamed!
Zhen Jian opened his eyes wide in astonishment: "Fuck...what's going on?"
Immediately afterwards, Jin Xing's hair caught fire, and Huang Shulei's hair and T-shirt also caught fire!
Zhen Jian wanted to go out to help put out the fire, but Jin Xie, Liu Xiang, and Huang Shulei rushed into the cave and fell to the ground, rolling over and over.
Zhang Tianai's voice changed in fright, and Wang Lidan and Zhao Liying also turned pale.
Zhen Jian immediately raised his foot, aimed at Jin Xi, Liu Xiang and Huang Shulei, and stomped on them quickly!
Accompanied by a series of miserable screams, the strange flame finally went out.
Jin Xing's hair was almost burnt, and his face was dirty; Liu Xiang was covering his red and swollen shoulders, and his back was covered with footprints; Huang Shulei's nostrils were bleeding, and he was gasping heavily on his stomach.
Liu Yan'er stammered and asked, "You...you...how could... catch fire?"
Huang Shulei was still in shock, his eyes filled with fear: "Volcanic ash, very hot, very hot..."
Zhen Jian hurriedly stood at the entrance of the cave and found that the particles of volcanic ash were several times larger than before.
Guo Degang also came over, reached out his hand curiously, caught a piece of volcanic ash, and immediately screamed from the heat!
When Zhen Jian saw it, he suddenly came to his senses.
It turned out that the volcanic ash began to grow large and hot enough to ignite anything flammable. No wonder Jin Xie, Liu Xiang and Huang Shulei's bodies were ablaze.
Jin Xi touched his head, and said in a crying voice, "My hair is gone from burning... Zhen Jian, you actually stepped on my face!"
Liu Xiang bared his teeth in pain: "What the hell, my ribs almost broke, Zhen Jian, you are so cruel..."
Huang Shulei wiped off the blood from his nose, and then complained: "Zhen Jian, you are too insidious. You took advantage of this opportunity to put out the fire and poisoned us!"
Zhen Jian scolded angrily: "Grass mud horse!" I was kind enough to save you, but I was bitten instead!Get out of here! "
In an instant, Jin Xie, Liu Xiang, and Huang Shulei obediently shut up, not daring to blame Zhen Jian any more.
Guo Degang looked at the volcanic ash outside the cave, and said worriedly: "According to this rhythm, the show "The Strongest Survivor" is going to stop!"
Lin Siling said: "Yes, the broadcast must be stopped... The current situation is too dangerous."
Zhao Liying timidly asked: "Are we just staying in the cave? When will the show crew come to the rescue?"
Zhen Jian encouraged and said: "Don't worry everyone, the disaster will definitely pass, let's keep calm and wait patiently!"
Suddenly, there was a shrill scream not far from outside the cave!
Liu Xinyao was startled, and quickly made a judgment: "It's Liu Tao who is calling, and Wang Bo!"
Lu Yi was shocked: "When did Liu Tao go up the mountain? Didn't Wang Bo follow the red team? Why is he with Liu Tao again?"
Liu Yan'er hurriedly said: "Just now, Wang Bo joined the team, as for Liu Tao, we didn't see..."
Lin Siling looked outside: "What to do, Wang Bo and Liu Tao are in danger!"
Jin Tian shouted eagerly: "Hurry up and find a way to save people!"
The volcanic ash is so hot that once you walk out of the cave, you will step into purgatory!
Zhen Jian sighed helplessly, he took off his T-shirt and covered his mouth and nose!
Pan Xiaoting hurriedly stopped: "Zhen Jian, you can't go out, you will be burned by volcanic ash!"
Zhen Jian picked up a big clay pot, put it on top of his head, and said proudly: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"
Immediately, Zhen Jian bravely rushed out of the cave, carrying the big clay pot, and walked into the volcanic ash.
Although the head will not be burned by the volcanic ash, Zhen Jian must be careful to prevent the T-shirt from being ignited by the volcanic ash.
"Help! Help..."
Liu Tao's shouts were obviously nearby.
Zhen Jian followed the sound and searched, and finally found that Liu Tao and Wang Bo were hiding in a depression in a boulder.
The surrounding bushes burst into red flames, which continued to grow along with the wind, and spread everywhere with claws and teeth.
Zhen Jian suddenly laughed out loud: "Hahaha...you guys are hiding well, do you want to be a roast turkey?"
Wang Bo's expression was distressed: "I...I'm not roasting a turkey..."
Zhen Jian said: "Then you are a roast duck, and Liu Tao is a roast turkey."
Liu Tao reprimanded unhappily: "Zhen Jian, you are too hurtful, cursing people around the corner!"
Zhen Jian asked: "Why did I curse?"
Liu Tao said: "Stop pretending! You clearly called me a chicken and Wang Bo a duck."
Zhen Jian said: "Didn't you hear clearly? You are a roast chicken, and Wang Bo is a roast duck!"
Wang Bo didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I said, both of you, it's already this time, you still have the time to quarrel? Are you cheap or not?"
Zhen Jian said: "I'm good at playing cheap, and Liu Tao is cheap! Otherwise, how could she have fallen to this point?"
Liu Tao was so angry that she stared round, and then her tone softened: "Okay, okay, I won't quarrel with you, save us!"
Zhen Jian said: "Hearing you two screaming, I thought my life was in danger. Since there is no danger, you two stay here."
Liu Tao shouted in a shrill voice: "Zhen Jian, don't leave! You can't leave us behind!"
Wang Bo also yelled: "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. Are you not afraid of being condemned by your conscience if you leave us?"
Zhen Jian sneered: "Condemn Nima! I took the risk to come here just to save people! You two are safe hiding here, why should I bother? Waste of energy?"
Wang Bo said anxiously: "The fire is getting bigger and bigger, if Liu Tao and I are burned..."
Zhen Jian said: "You are a man, don't you know how to save yourself, don't you know how to be a flower protector? Can't you piss to put out a fire?"
Wang Bo almost went crazy: "Damn! I'm dizzy...I've convinced you..."
Zhen Jian turned and left, walked to a higher position, looked down the mountain...
The sky was dark and the volcanic ash was denser.
Zhen Jian said sharply: "Nonsense! You three are old men, can you be compared with the female team members?"
Jin Xi was so angry that his eyes were burning: "Little bastard, it's hard not to be a bitch? You open your eyes wide, my wife is a woman!"
Zhen Jian shrugged: "I really don't see how you look like a woman!"
Jin Xi put his hands on his hips and yelled arrogantly: "Why don't you explain clearly, why don't I look like a woman?"
Zhen Jian's thick eyebrows slightly raised: "Need I explain it in detail? Everyone has seen it and knows it well!"
After hearing this, Jin Xing almost vomited blood.
Guo Degang took the opportunity to applaud: "Zhen Jian's explanation is really good! The thinking is clear, the order is clear, and it is convincing!"
Just as Jin Xing was about to curse, he was choked by the volcanic ash and coughed repeatedly...
At the same time, Liu Yaner, Zhang Tianai, Wang Lidan and Zhao Liying hurried into the cave.
Zhen Jian glanced at Zhang Tianai's grass skirt, and said with a smile: "Slender waist and long legs, devil figure!"
Zhang Tianai was busy patting the volcanic ash on his hair, ignoring Zhen Jian's teasing.
Huang Shulei said helplessly: "Teacher Jin Xing, stop bickering with Zhen Jian, and go hide under the pine tree!"
Suddenly, smoke came out of Jin Xi's head, Liu Xiang's T-shirt caught fire, and Huang Shulei screamed!
Zhen Jian opened his eyes wide in astonishment: "Fuck...what's going on?"
Immediately afterwards, Jin Xing's hair caught fire, and Huang Shulei's hair and T-shirt also caught fire!
Zhen Jian wanted to go out to help put out the fire, but Jin Xie, Liu Xiang, and Huang Shulei rushed into the cave and fell to the ground, rolling over and over.
Zhang Tianai's voice changed in fright, and Wang Lidan and Zhao Liying also turned pale.
Zhen Jian immediately raised his foot, aimed at Jin Xi, Liu Xiang and Huang Shulei, and stomped on them quickly!
Accompanied by a series of miserable screams, the strange flame finally went out.
Jin Xing's hair was almost burnt, and his face was dirty; Liu Xiang was covering his red and swollen shoulders, and his back was covered with footprints; Huang Shulei's nostrils were bleeding, and he was gasping heavily on his stomach.
Liu Yan'er stammered and asked, "You...you...how could... catch fire?"
Huang Shulei was still in shock, his eyes filled with fear: "Volcanic ash, very hot, very hot..."
Zhen Jian hurriedly stood at the entrance of the cave and found that the particles of volcanic ash were several times larger than before.
Guo Degang also came over, reached out his hand curiously, caught a piece of volcanic ash, and immediately screamed from the heat!
When Zhen Jian saw it, he suddenly came to his senses.
It turned out that the volcanic ash began to grow large and hot enough to ignite anything flammable. No wonder Jin Xie, Liu Xiang and Huang Shulei's bodies were ablaze.
Jin Xi touched his head, and said in a crying voice, "My hair is gone from burning... Zhen Jian, you actually stepped on my face!"
Liu Xiang bared his teeth in pain: "What the hell, my ribs almost broke, Zhen Jian, you are so cruel..."
Huang Shulei wiped off the blood from his nose, and then complained: "Zhen Jian, you are too insidious. You took advantage of this opportunity to put out the fire and poisoned us!"
Zhen Jian scolded angrily: "Grass mud horse!" I was kind enough to save you, but I was bitten instead!Get out of here! "
In an instant, Jin Xie, Liu Xiang, and Huang Shulei obediently shut up, not daring to blame Zhen Jian any more.
Guo Degang looked at the volcanic ash outside the cave, and said worriedly: "According to this rhythm, the show "The Strongest Survivor" is going to stop!"
Lin Siling said: "Yes, the broadcast must be stopped... The current situation is too dangerous."
Zhao Liying timidly asked: "Are we just staying in the cave? When will the show crew come to the rescue?"
Zhen Jian encouraged and said: "Don't worry everyone, the disaster will definitely pass, let's keep calm and wait patiently!"
Suddenly, there was a shrill scream not far from outside the cave!
Liu Xinyao was startled, and quickly made a judgment: "It's Liu Tao who is calling, and Wang Bo!"
Lu Yi was shocked: "When did Liu Tao go up the mountain? Didn't Wang Bo follow the red team? Why is he with Liu Tao again?"
Liu Yan'er hurriedly said: "Just now, Wang Bo joined the team, as for Liu Tao, we didn't see..."
Lin Siling looked outside: "What to do, Wang Bo and Liu Tao are in danger!"
Jin Tian shouted eagerly: "Hurry up and find a way to save people!"
The volcanic ash is so hot that once you walk out of the cave, you will step into purgatory!
Zhen Jian sighed helplessly, he took off his T-shirt and covered his mouth and nose!
Pan Xiaoting hurriedly stopped: "Zhen Jian, you can't go out, you will be burned by volcanic ash!"
Zhen Jian picked up a big clay pot, put it on top of his head, and said proudly: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"
Immediately, Zhen Jian bravely rushed out of the cave, carrying the big clay pot, and walked into the volcanic ash.
Although the head will not be burned by the volcanic ash, Zhen Jian must be careful to prevent the T-shirt from being ignited by the volcanic ash.
"Help! Help..."
Liu Tao's shouts were obviously nearby.
Zhen Jian followed the sound and searched, and finally found that Liu Tao and Wang Bo were hiding in a depression in a boulder.
The surrounding bushes burst into red flames, which continued to grow along with the wind, and spread everywhere with claws and teeth.
Zhen Jian suddenly laughed out loud: "Hahaha...you guys are hiding well, do you want to be a roast turkey?"
Wang Bo's expression was distressed: "I...I'm not roasting a turkey..."
Zhen Jian said: "Then you are a roast duck, and Liu Tao is a roast turkey."
Liu Tao reprimanded unhappily: "Zhen Jian, you are too hurtful, cursing people around the corner!"
Zhen Jian asked: "Why did I curse?"
Liu Tao said: "Stop pretending! You clearly called me a chicken and Wang Bo a duck."
Zhen Jian said: "Didn't you hear clearly? You are a roast chicken, and Wang Bo is a roast duck!"
Wang Bo didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I said, both of you, it's already this time, you still have the time to quarrel? Are you cheap or not?"
Zhen Jian said: "I'm good at playing cheap, and Liu Tao is cheap! Otherwise, how could she have fallen to this point?"
Liu Tao was so angry that she stared round, and then her tone softened: "Okay, okay, I won't quarrel with you, save us!"
Zhen Jian said: "Hearing you two screaming, I thought my life was in danger. Since there is no danger, you two stay here."
Liu Tao shouted in a shrill voice: "Zhen Jian, don't leave! You can't leave us behind!"
Wang Bo also yelled: "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. Are you not afraid of being condemned by your conscience if you leave us?"
Zhen Jian sneered: "Condemn Nima! I took the risk to come here just to save people! You two are safe hiding here, why should I bother? Waste of energy?"
Wang Bo said anxiously: "The fire is getting bigger and bigger, if Liu Tao and I are burned..."
Zhen Jian said: "You are a man, don't you know how to save yourself, don't you know how to be a flower protector? Can't you piss to put out a fire?"
Wang Bo almost went crazy: "Damn! I'm dizzy...I've convinced you..."
Zhen Jian turned and left, walked to a higher position, looked down the mountain...
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