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Zhen Jian shook his head and sighed deliberately.

"Sigh... I never expected that although the special guests are famous, they don't have the spirit of dedication! Even the captain is a coward!"

After finishing speaking, Zhen Jian winked at Guo Degang.

How smart Guo Degang is, he understood it, raised his head and said: "I am not talented, and I am willing to test the poison with myself. I will use myself to do experiments to understand the number of weeds burned, so as to control the concentration of poisonous gas!"

Zhou Yunqian was taken aback: "Ms. Guo, you... you really want to? Are you kidding me?"

At this moment, Jin Xi showed a mocking smile, and he didn't believe Guo Degang at all, thinking that he was talking big.

Guo Degang smiled lightly, and said in a deep voice: "The Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? I, Guo Degang, don't take risks. Who can help everyone drive away poisonous mosquitoes and get peace and health?"

"Wow..." Zhou Yunqian admired sincerely, "Ms. Guo, you are amazing!"

Zhen Jian applauded in time: "You are worthy of being a master of art! Your righteousness is as thin as the sky! You are strong and strong! You are full of pride!"

Guo Degang changed the subject: "However, I have one condition!"

Liu Xiang hurriedly asked: "What conditions?"

Guo Degang said: "If my experiment is successful, Jin Xing must give up the captain's position, and I will be the new captain of the guest team!"

"What?" Jin Xi's eyes widened, "Ask me to abdicate?"

Guo Degang said with a smile: "Look at how scared you are, as if giving up the throne of the emperor!"

Jin Xing waved his hand: "No! I firmly disagree!"

Guo Degang said: "You don't agree? Well, then please do the experiment yourself, burn weeds in the tent and smoke the mosquitoes."

Jin Xi was stunned, then sneered: "Guo Degang, you want to fool me, don't you? Why should I take risks? Who said that we must use this kind of weed to drive away mosquitoes? Its smell is poisonous, so let's just stop burning it! Why take the risk of doing experiments and use yourself as a guinea pig?"

Guo Degang was stunned for a moment, his eyeballs rolled around, and he said with a smile: "Hey, how could I fool you? This kind of weed obviously has a certain ability to repel mosquitoes, but it needs to be used with caution! Just like mosquito coils It’s fine to order one plate in the bedroom, but if you order ten plates, the mosquitoes will be killed and people will be fainted too!”

Zhou Yunqian nodded: "Teacher Guo's words are very reasonable, and you should use them with caution... For example, Zhen Jian gave me the leaves of mosquito repellent grass, five leaves are just right, if ten leaves, the strong mint smell will make me unable to open my eyes, which is a bit offensive. faint."

Guo Degang said: "Everything is too late, and things will be reversed when they are extreme. We must exercise restraint!"

Liu Xiang also nodded, and said to Jin Xing: "Mr. Jin Xing, let's smoke the mosquitoes with this kind of weed, otherwise, we will definitely not survive tonight!"

Zhen Jian laughed secretly, Guo Degang's eloquence was really good, and he had the ability to turn things around, instantly convinced Zhou Yunqian and Liu Xiang.

Jin Xing looked embarrassed, he didn't know whether to agree or refuse.

At this time, Pan Xiaoting came, and after understanding the situation, she said with a smile: "How about this, let's vote with a show of hands—whoever is willing to do the experiment himself and control the amount of weeds burned will be qualified to be our captain!"

Zhou Yunqiang immediately raised his hand: "I agree with Xiao Ting's suggestion. As the captain, you must have a fearless spirit of daring to contribute! Teacher Jin Xing, Teacher Guo Degang, this is your chance to test you!"

Liu Xiang and Zhou Yunqian also raised their hands in agreement and looked at Jin Xi.

Guo Degang said with a smile: "Look, everyone voted unanimously! Jin Xi, are you willing? If not, I will do the experiment!"

After speaking, Guo Degang walked towards the camp of the guest team.

"Stop!" Jin Xi yelled sharply, "Who says I don't want to!"

Guo Degang was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Jin Xing to face the difficulties.

Jin Xing said: "I can do the experiment myself, but burning wild grass in the camp has no obvious effect! I decided to burn it in the woods, where there are more poisonous mosquitoes!"

Zhen Jian cursed secretly, "Damn it, Jin Xing is too cunning. He went to the place where poisonous mosquitoes gathered and tried to burn weeds. The effect is absolutely obvious, and the accurate result will be known soon."

"Okay!" Guo Degang smiled awkwardly, "Teacher Jin Xing is very smart and knows how to use the environment."

Jin Xi raised his eyebrows: "Stay alone in the tent and burn wild grass, isn't it mentally handicapped?"

Immediately, Jin Xi picked up a bundle of weeds and walked into the jungle...

Zhou Yunqian looked directly into Zhen Jian's eyes and said gratefully: "Thank you for saving me just now and carrying me to the beach."

Zhen Jian said: "It's a trivial matter, you're welcome! Are you still dizzy? Do you want to go to our camp, rest for a while, and drink some natural coconut juice?"

In an instant, sweet coconut juice appeared in Zhou Yunqian's head, and she couldn't help agreeing: "Okay, I really want to drink coconut juice."

Zhen Jian made an invitation gesture, and Zhou Yunqian happily went to the blue team's camp.

With the sea breeze blowing, Zhou Yunqian's long hair fluttered, her hula danced, and she had a graceful figure.

Zhen Jian admired Zhou Yunqian intently, and a small evil flame ignited in his heart, which seemed to start a prairie fire.

Guo Degang approached Zhen Jian and said in a low voice: "Damn it, Jin Xing won't be fooled, I'm wasting my words!"

Zhen Jian encouraged and said: "Don't be discouraged, you still have a chance, I will help you."

Guo Degang looked at the jungle and said worriedly: "If Jin Xi's experiment is successful, my hope of being the captain will be slim..."

Just as Zhen Jian was about to say a few words of comfort, a scream came from the jungle!

Guo Degang stopped suddenly, his eyes lit up: "It's Jin Xi's cry!"

"Help! Help..."

Sure enough, it was Jin Xing who was yelling, what danger did he encounter?
Hearing the cry for help, Zhou Yunqian immediately turned around and exclaimed: "Teacher Jin Xing is in danger, go and save him!"

Zhen Jian smiled and said, "Haven't you heard the story of "Wolf is Coming"? Jin Xing must be acting. I don't want to do experiments for fear of being poisoned."

Guo Degang said: "Jin Xi's acting skills are not bad, his cries for help are very real, a bit tragic after modernism, expressing his nostalgia for this world..."

Before he finished speaking, Liu Xiang ran out of the jungle: "It's not good! Teacher Jin Xing fell into the mud pit!"

Guo Degang said: "Look, there is still a cast member. Liu Xiang's acting skills are not bad either, so he can go to film a TV series."

Liu Xiang kept waving anxiously: "Everyone, come and help! Teacher Jin Xing is in danger! Come quickly!"

Guo Degang said with a smile: "Let's go and have a look, and appreciate Jin Xing's wonderful acting skills."

Lin Siling, Jin Tian and Wang Bo also ran out of the camp when they heard the movement.

Everyone quickly walked into the jungle, and Jin Xi kept calling for help with a hoarse voice.

After walking more than ten meters, Zhen Jian found that Jin Xing was really in a mud pit!

He sank very deep, and the dirty muddy water had already submerged up to his chest...