The city's best teasing system
Chapter 590
Hearing the cry, Zhen Jian chuckled, his plan finally succeeded.
Reba stood at the exit, looking outside curiously.
Zhen Jian stepped forward quickly, and hugged Reba's slender waist: "Be careful, there is a cliff outside!"
Reba couldn't help shivering, her legs felt weak, and she said timidly, "I'm afraid of heights..."
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "In the competition game of finding the treasure chest, I tied a rope around Li Ziyi's waist, put her outside the cliff, and got the treasure chest smoothly! If you encounter the same task, Reba, can you overcome it?" Fear of heights, like Li Ziyi?"
Reba shook her head: "I dare not kill me!"
Outside the cave, the wind howled and the rain fell heavily.
On the surface of the sea in the distance, there is a faint light shining, which looks very mysterious.
Lin Siling stared down the mountain and said in a low voice, "I can't see anything, and I don't know how much the island has been submerged by the sea..."
Yi Ni said: "Poor quail, poor squirrel, alas..."
Zhen Jian let Reba go, and said: "Now, we are completely safe, this cave is very strong, not afraid of earthquakes, let alone tsunamis! Let's rest, and go down the mountain after dawn!"
Suddenly, Wang Bo's shout came from the passage: "Zhen Jian! Quickly remove the stone and let me in!"
"Let me go in too... help, help!"
It was Zhou Yunqian's voice, she was being besieged by monkeys...
Zhen Jian immediately removed the stone blocking the passage, Huang Shulei hurried over, followed by Zhou Yunqian and Liu Xiang.
When Zhou Yunqian entered the cave, Zhen Jian suddenly lifted his foot and kicked Liu Xiang down: "Why are you joining in the fun, this is not the place for you!"
Immediately afterwards, several monkeys surrounded Liu Xiang, grabbed rocks and threw them at him!
Zhen Jian blocked the passage again, and Liu Xiang kept yelling...
Liu Xinyao said with a smile: "If you want to take advantage of the opportunity, there is no way!"
At this moment, Zhou Yunqian's hair was disheveled and her face was pale.
There were a few scratch marks on her leg, obviously scratched by a monkey, but fortunately there was no bleeding.
Wang Bo was still in shock and said: "Fuck, these monkeys are crazy, like they have been injected with chicken blood, they will catch anyone they see!"
Zhen Jian said: "Just now I asked you to go together, you didn't want to! If Zhou Yunqian hadn't asked for help, you wouldn't have had a chance to come in."
Wang Bo said: "Who the hell knows that there is a large group of monkeys hiding here?"
Zhou Yunqian exhaled and accused angrily: "Zhen Jian, you deliberately drove the monkey out to attack us?"
Zhen Jian said: "This is the monkey's lair. If someone invades the territory, they will naturally resist! Look, Lao Guo's forehead was smashed into a big bag by the monkey!"
Guo Degang raised his head and showed Zhou Yunqian with a mournful face.
The swelling is not only big, but also black and purple.
Only then did Zhou Yunqian stop complaining, and said worriedly: "Ah Qiang is still outside..."
Zhen Jian said: "That was his choice, no one forced him to follow behind Jin Xi."
Guo Degang said: "This shows how important it is to choose the team correctly!"
Pan Xiaoting comforted: "Don't worry, Ah Qiang is strong and strong, and there are Liu Xiang, Peng Yuyan, and Huang Shulei. Together, the four of them will definitely defeat the monkey!"
Zhou Yunqian hummed, and the panic in her eyes gradually disappeared.
Zhen Jian ordered to push all the torches together, and everyone sat in a circle.
Yi Ni said: "It's only ten o'clock now, at least eight hours before dawn..."
Guo Degang rubbed his temples: "The night is long, I don't want to sleep!"
Jin Tian said: "Teacher Guo, tell us a joke!"
Fang Yuan said, "It's all like this, who is in the mood to listen to jokes?"
Guo Degang laughed straight: "Actually, I should tell some interesting jokes. Everyone can talk and laugh happily, and have fun while suffering!"
Liu Xinyao said, "That's right, Teacher Guo, let's talk quickly."
Guo Degang pondered for a while, and then began to dance with joy, talking wildly in a cadenced tone.
Zhen Jian sat leaning against the boulder blocking the passage, and heard the shouts of the team members and the hissing of the monkeys from the area in front of the cave. The two sides were fighting fiercely...
After 5 minutes, the chaotic sounds gradually stopped. Obviously, the monkeys were driven out of the cave.
Guo Degang told several jokes in a row, he felt thirsty: "Is there any water?"
Running away in a hurry, who will bring water?
Lu Han said: "It's raining outside, let's drink some rainwater."
Guo Degang shook his head: "Rainwater is not clean, I still understand this common sense."
Lu Han said: "filter it, and you can drink it."
Guo Degang asked: "How to filter?"
"Use T-shirts, socks, or girls' sanitary products," Luhan said.
Guo Degang said with a smile: "Have you learned the skills of survival in the wilderness?"
Lu Han said: "I haven't studied it, I only watched related programs, so I know a little bit."
Liu Xinyao hurriedly asked: "Girls' sanitary products? What exactly are they?"
Lu Han's expression was a little embarrassed, his face was reddish, and he said falteringly: "It's...it's Aunt Towel..."
Zhen Jian suddenly realized: "That's right, after the aunt's towel is taken apart, it can indeed filter dirty water, it can also be used as a band-aid, and the silk floss inside can light a fire."
Fang Yuan immediately said, "Liu Tao, please donate your aunt's towel to Lao Guo!"
Guo Degang was suddenly delighted: "Oh? Liu Tao has an aunt's scarf?"
In an instant, Liu Tao's face turned red, and she didn't know how to answer.
Zhen Jian said: "There are always a few days every month when Liu Tao needs to bring his aunt's towel! Old Guo, are you sure you need Liu Tao's aunt's towel?"
Only then did Guo Degang understand, his head shook like a rattle: "Liu Tao used it, I don't want it!"
"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed.
Zhen Jian said: "Old Guo, you are really thirsty, so just catch the rainwater with your hands, drink less, and you won't get sick."
Guo Degang asked: "Really?"
Zhen Jian said: "Even if you have diarrhea, don't be afraid, because I have a special medicine to treat diarrhea!"
Guo Degang nodded again and again: "Why didn't you tell me earlier, you can feel at ease if you have medicine!"
After speaking, Guo Degang walked to the entrance of the cave, stood cautiously on the edge of the cliff, and stretched out his hand to catch the rainwater outside.
Pan Xiaoting hurriedly reminded: "Teacher Guo, stand still!"
Guo Degang said: "I am relatively solid, and I will definitely stand firm."
Suddenly, a bird flew over and bumped into Guo Degang's face. He was so frightened that he took a few steps back and fell on his back!
Immediately afterwards, another five or six birds flew in. They fluttered their wings and screamed shrill...
The seabirds were flying around, and the female team members were so frightened that they held their heads and screamed, and the scene was chaotic.
Immediately afterwards, another group of birds rushed in, like crazy.
Zhen Jian was shocked, what happened?Why are seabirds hiding in the mountains instead of in the jungle?
Guo Degang yelled: "Hurry up and catch the bird, roast it and eat it!"
Zhen Jian immediately grabbed the rope and swung it vigorously towards the birds.
Snapped!Snapped……
The seabird was hit by the rope and kept falling, feathers flying...
Reba stood at the exit, looking outside curiously.
Zhen Jian stepped forward quickly, and hugged Reba's slender waist: "Be careful, there is a cliff outside!"
Reba couldn't help shivering, her legs felt weak, and she said timidly, "I'm afraid of heights..."
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "In the competition game of finding the treasure chest, I tied a rope around Li Ziyi's waist, put her outside the cliff, and got the treasure chest smoothly! If you encounter the same task, Reba, can you overcome it?" Fear of heights, like Li Ziyi?"
Reba shook her head: "I dare not kill me!"
Outside the cave, the wind howled and the rain fell heavily.
On the surface of the sea in the distance, there is a faint light shining, which looks very mysterious.
Lin Siling stared down the mountain and said in a low voice, "I can't see anything, and I don't know how much the island has been submerged by the sea..."
Yi Ni said: "Poor quail, poor squirrel, alas..."
Zhen Jian let Reba go, and said: "Now, we are completely safe, this cave is very strong, not afraid of earthquakes, let alone tsunamis! Let's rest, and go down the mountain after dawn!"
Suddenly, Wang Bo's shout came from the passage: "Zhen Jian! Quickly remove the stone and let me in!"
"Let me go in too... help, help!"
It was Zhou Yunqian's voice, she was being besieged by monkeys...
Zhen Jian immediately removed the stone blocking the passage, Huang Shulei hurried over, followed by Zhou Yunqian and Liu Xiang.
When Zhou Yunqian entered the cave, Zhen Jian suddenly lifted his foot and kicked Liu Xiang down: "Why are you joining in the fun, this is not the place for you!"
Immediately afterwards, several monkeys surrounded Liu Xiang, grabbed rocks and threw them at him!
Zhen Jian blocked the passage again, and Liu Xiang kept yelling...
Liu Xinyao said with a smile: "If you want to take advantage of the opportunity, there is no way!"
At this moment, Zhou Yunqian's hair was disheveled and her face was pale.
There were a few scratch marks on her leg, obviously scratched by a monkey, but fortunately there was no bleeding.
Wang Bo was still in shock and said: "Fuck, these monkeys are crazy, like they have been injected with chicken blood, they will catch anyone they see!"
Zhen Jian said: "Just now I asked you to go together, you didn't want to! If Zhou Yunqian hadn't asked for help, you wouldn't have had a chance to come in."
Wang Bo said: "Who the hell knows that there is a large group of monkeys hiding here?"
Zhou Yunqian exhaled and accused angrily: "Zhen Jian, you deliberately drove the monkey out to attack us?"
Zhen Jian said: "This is the monkey's lair. If someone invades the territory, they will naturally resist! Look, Lao Guo's forehead was smashed into a big bag by the monkey!"
Guo Degang raised his head and showed Zhou Yunqian with a mournful face.
The swelling is not only big, but also black and purple.
Only then did Zhou Yunqian stop complaining, and said worriedly: "Ah Qiang is still outside..."
Zhen Jian said: "That was his choice, no one forced him to follow behind Jin Xi."
Guo Degang said: "This shows how important it is to choose the team correctly!"
Pan Xiaoting comforted: "Don't worry, Ah Qiang is strong and strong, and there are Liu Xiang, Peng Yuyan, and Huang Shulei. Together, the four of them will definitely defeat the monkey!"
Zhou Yunqian hummed, and the panic in her eyes gradually disappeared.
Zhen Jian ordered to push all the torches together, and everyone sat in a circle.
Yi Ni said: "It's only ten o'clock now, at least eight hours before dawn..."
Guo Degang rubbed his temples: "The night is long, I don't want to sleep!"
Jin Tian said: "Teacher Guo, tell us a joke!"
Fang Yuan said, "It's all like this, who is in the mood to listen to jokes?"
Guo Degang laughed straight: "Actually, I should tell some interesting jokes. Everyone can talk and laugh happily, and have fun while suffering!"
Liu Xinyao said, "That's right, Teacher Guo, let's talk quickly."
Guo Degang pondered for a while, and then began to dance with joy, talking wildly in a cadenced tone.
Zhen Jian sat leaning against the boulder blocking the passage, and heard the shouts of the team members and the hissing of the monkeys from the area in front of the cave. The two sides were fighting fiercely...
After 5 minutes, the chaotic sounds gradually stopped. Obviously, the monkeys were driven out of the cave.
Guo Degang told several jokes in a row, he felt thirsty: "Is there any water?"
Running away in a hurry, who will bring water?
Lu Han said: "It's raining outside, let's drink some rainwater."
Guo Degang shook his head: "Rainwater is not clean, I still understand this common sense."
Lu Han said: "filter it, and you can drink it."
Guo Degang asked: "How to filter?"
"Use T-shirts, socks, or girls' sanitary products," Luhan said.
Guo Degang said with a smile: "Have you learned the skills of survival in the wilderness?"
Lu Han said: "I haven't studied it, I only watched related programs, so I know a little bit."
Liu Xinyao hurriedly asked: "Girls' sanitary products? What exactly are they?"
Lu Han's expression was a little embarrassed, his face was reddish, and he said falteringly: "It's...it's Aunt Towel..."
Zhen Jian suddenly realized: "That's right, after the aunt's towel is taken apart, it can indeed filter dirty water, it can also be used as a band-aid, and the silk floss inside can light a fire."
Fang Yuan immediately said, "Liu Tao, please donate your aunt's towel to Lao Guo!"
Guo Degang was suddenly delighted: "Oh? Liu Tao has an aunt's scarf?"
In an instant, Liu Tao's face turned red, and she didn't know how to answer.
Zhen Jian said: "There are always a few days every month when Liu Tao needs to bring his aunt's towel! Old Guo, are you sure you need Liu Tao's aunt's towel?"
Only then did Guo Degang understand, his head shook like a rattle: "Liu Tao used it, I don't want it!"
"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed.
Zhen Jian said: "Old Guo, you are really thirsty, so just catch the rainwater with your hands, drink less, and you won't get sick."
Guo Degang asked: "Really?"
Zhen Jian said: "Even if you have diarrhea, don't be afraid, because I have a special medicine to treat diarrhea!"
Guo Degang nodded again and again: "Why didn't you tell me earlier, you can feel at ease if you have medicine!"
After speaking, Guo Degang walked to the entrance of the cave, stood cautiously on the edge of the cliff, and stretched out his hand to catch the rainwater outside.
Pan Xiaoting hurriedly reminded: "Teacher Guo, stand still!"
Guo Degang said: "I am relatively solid, and I will definitely stand firm."
Suddenly, a bird flew over and bumped into Guo Degang's face. He was so frightened that he took a few steps back and fell on his back!
Immediately afterwards, another five or six birds flew in. They fluttered their wings and screamed shrill...
The seabirds were flying around, and the female team members were so frightened that they held their heads and screamed, and the scene was chaotic.
Immediately afterwards, another group of birds rushed in, like crazy.
Zhen Jian was shocked, what happened?Why are seabirds hiding in the mountains instead of in the jungle?
Guo Degang yelled: "Hurry up and catch the bird, roast it and eat it!"
Zhen Jian immediately grabbed the rope and swung it vigorously towards the birds.
Snapped!Snapped……
The seabird was hit by the rope and kept falling, feathers flying...
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