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Chapter 536 Prepare to Eat the Whole Snake Feast

Zhou Yunqian was taken aback, and said with a smile: "You carry me? Wouldn't it be hotter?"

Zhen Jian said: "Although it's hot, it's fast. You won't sprain your feet, and you won't be attacked by giant lizards."

Only then did Zhou Yunqian remember that the giant toothless lizard was released back into the jungle by Director Hu.

She said: "I don't understand, why did Director Hu let go of the giant lizard?"

Zhen Jian said: "Intentionally add some unsafe factors to increase the ratings of the show."

Zhou Yunqian said: "If I were Director Hu, I would put in a few wild wolves to increase the ratings!"

Zhen Jian said: "First pull out all the wolf's fangs?"

Zhou Yunqian giggled: "Wild wolves have lost their teeth, can they still survive?"

Zhen Jian grabbed Zhou Yunqian's hand: "If you don't want me to carry it, then I will hold you and walk faster!"

Zhou Yunqian didn't refuse, and asked Zhen Jian to hold hands and speed up the pace.

When the two arrived at the front of the cliff, they saw Zhou Yunqiang sitting on a rock drinking water, and kept waving away the poisonous mosquitoes.

Zhen Jian said sharply: "Ah Qiang, you are lazy and don't work!"

Zhou Yunqiang ignored Zhen Jian and continued to drink water.

Zhou Yunqian said: "Ah Qiang, let me help you and try to move the 100 yuan stone before dark."

Zhou Yunqiang said: "Sister, I don't need your help for this kind of tiring work, I can handle it myself!"

Zhou Yunqian said: "Yesterday when you moved the rocks, you got blood blisters on the soles of your feet, and they haven't healed yet."

Zhou Yunqiang curled his lips: "The more I suffer, the happier someone is."

Zhen Jian understood what Zhou Yunqiang meant, and he deliberately sarcastically.

Zhou Yunqian said: "Zhen Jian, Liu Xiang doesn't move stones. It's too hard to rely on A Qiang alone. Today I only move 50 yuan, okay?"

"No!" Zhen Jian rebuffed flatly, and said in a clear voice, "Heaven will send a great mission to the people. You must first suffer from your will, your muscles and bones, your body and skin, and your body! For the powerful Gao Shuaifu, it is not a problem!"

Zhou Yunqiang sneered: "Zhen Jian, stop pretending to be a big show! Don't worry, I will definitely finish moving the stones and let you build a house in time, and I will move in tonight!"

Zhen Jian said: "Okay, I am ambitious, I am looking forward to it! You two move slowly, I will catch the poisonous snake first."

As soon as the voice fell, there was a "rusting" sound in the grass next to it.

Zhou Yunqian exclaimed: "Big lizard!"

Zhen Jian took a closer look, and said with a smile: "It's not a lizard, it's a poisonous snake! It's a poisonous snake, and the poisonous snake arrived. What a coincidence!"

Sure enough, a gray poisonous snake got out of the grass and rushed up the mountain.

Zhen Jian ran after him, not in a hurry to catch the gray poisonous snake, but wanted to follow it, trying to find more poisonous snakes...

Zhou Yunqiang and Zhou Yunqian struggled out of the jungle with the stones in their arms and arrived at the guest team's camp.

Guo Degang hurriedly asked, "Where is Zhen Jian?"

Zhou Yunqian threw down the stone and wiped the sweat from her forehead: "He chased a poisonous snake and went up the mountain."

Guo Degang beamed with joy: "Haha, that's great, Tingting and I have a lucky meal tonight!"

Zhou Yunqiang also threw stones, and his arms and legs were swollen with more than a dozen bites from poisonous mosquitoes.

Zhou Yunqian unscrewed the bottle cap, took a sip of water, and then asked: "Liu Xiang, what about the mosquito repellent trick that you and Teacher Jin Xing learned from Huang Shulei? Use it quickly!"

Liu Xiang spread his hands together: "During the game in the afternoon, I observed carefully. There are no wild plants that repel mosquitoes in the woods!"

Pan Xiaoting asked: "Why not? Where did Huang Shulei pick it?"

Liu Xiang said: "I don't know. He didn't disclose the specific location. He only told us that there are many in the woods."

Guo Degang shook his head: "People with higher education are better at deceiving people! Huang Shulei deliberately fooled you and Teacher Jin Xing."

Zhou Yunqian said: "Huang Shulei is so cunning when he knows people and faces but doesn't know his heart!"

Liu Xiang's thick eyebrows frowned: "He won't be fooling around, maybe I didn't look for the right place..."

At this time, a figure came, holding a stack of stones!
"Zhen Jian!" Pan Xiaoting shouted.

It was Zhen Jian, with a smile on his face, holding a stone with both hands, and five poisonous snakes on his shoulders.

Seeing the little fish like a greedy cat, Guo Degang rushed forward, stared at the poisonous snake on Zhen Jian's shoulder, and grinned: "Hehe... your efficiency is really high!"

Zhen Jian put down the stone and said triumphantly: "My luck is so good, I followed this gray poisonous snake, found the snake's nest, and caught it all!"

Guo Degang said: "Five snakes can be grilled and stewed!"

Zhen Jian said: "Old Guo, you hand over the poisonous snake to Liu Tao, she will kill it and deal with it. Let's have a whole snake feast tonight!"

Guo Degang immediately agreed: "Okay, I'll go right away!"

Liu Xiang snorted disdainfully: "Damn, the whole snake feast, laugh your teeth out!"

Zhen Jian raised his fist: "Liu Paopao, your teeth didn't fall out from laughing, they were knocked out by me!"

Thinking of Zhou Yunqiang's back molars, Liu Xiang restrained himself a little bit with interest.

Zhou Yunqian hurriedly urged: "Zhen Jian, you have caught the poisonous snake, let Teacher Jin Xing go soon?"

Who knows, Zhen Jian shook his head: "Wait a minute, I still have something to do."

Zhou Yunqian was taken aback, and quickly asked, "What's the matter?"

Zhen Jian said with a smile: "The combination of poisonous snake meat and seagull meat is very delicious. I'm going to the beach to catch a seagull!"

Zhou Yunqian stared round her eyes: "Catch the seagull? Did I hear correctly?"

Guo Degang and Pan Xiaoting were also surprised.

Zhen Jian said: "This afternoon, Lao Guo and Sister Tingting performed very well, I must reward them well!"

Guo Degang's eyes lit up: "I'm looking forward to it!"

Pan Xiaoting hurriedly asked: "Seagull meat, can I eat it?"

Zhen Jian said: "Of course I can eat it! In the first phase of the specialty food live broadcast competition, our blue team used poisonous snake meat and seagull meat to make a special dish - Youlong Xifeng! It won the title of the best dish!"

"Wow! The best dish!" Pan Xiaoting was also full of anticipation, "The taste must be great!"

Zhen Jian said: "In the evening, it's the time for the seagulls to return to their nests, so I'll hurry to catch one!"

Guo Degang said with a smile: "Catch two, I have a big appetite!"

Zhen Jian's face straightened: "Seagulls are protected birds, they cannot be killed indiscriminately!"

Guo Degang hurriedly raised his voice: "Too many seagulls will destroy the ecological balance, and they must be hunted properly!"

Zhen Jian said seriously: "Okay, then catch two seagulls!"

Zhou Yunqian hurriedly asked, "How long will it take you?"

Zhen Jian said: "Go to the west of the island first, catch two seagulls and then return, it will take at least three to ten minutes!"

Zhou Yunqian said anxiously: "It's been such a long time, can't you hurry up?"

Zhen Jian's real purpose in catching the seagulls was to delay Jin Xing's stay in the cellar with the giant lizard for a while to stimulate his nerves.

Zhen Jian nodded: "Okay, I'll try to hurry up!"

After speaking, he ran into the blue team's camp, picked up a spear, and hurried away to the west of the isolated island.

Reba came after her: "Zhen Jian! Wait for me!"

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