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Hearing that Zhou Yunqian wanted to spend the night in Zhen Jian's house, Zhou Yunqiang's expression changed drastically!
"Sister! What nonsense are you talking about? How can you be with Zhen Jian?"

"I'm not talking nonsense!" Zhou Yunqian smiled, "Student Zhen Jian is very hospitable and will definitely take good care of me."

Guo Degang nodded again and again: "Yes! Zhen Jian, hurry up and take Zhou Yunqian away, let's spend a good night together!"

Seeing Zhou Yunqian's wink, Zhen Jian suddenly realized that staying overnight was just a cover for secret talks.

"Go! I promise to satisfy you and enjoy the treatment of a five-star hotel!" Zhen Jian teased with a smile and made an invitation gesture.

Zhou Yunqian said: "Don't worry, the grass skirt is not finished yet, you can chat for a while, wait for me."

Zhen Jian could only squat down, reached out to pick up a branch, and threw it into the fire.

For some reason, his heartbeat quickened, and he had a premonition: tonight, he would probably complete the task assigned by the system, successfully deal with Zhou Yunqian, get the corresponding playful points, and break through the [-]-point mark!
Zhou Yunqian lowered her head and continued to weave the grass skirt with Pan Xiaoting.

Jin Xi's gaze met Zhen Jian's, and he rolled his eyes in disdain, despising Zhen Jian.

Zhen Jian said unhappily: "You are so arrogant, you have the guts to live in the stone house I built, go sleep in the tent!"

Jin Xi had suffered a lot of criticism and stares, and now he has developed a strong psychological quality, but he has never been ridiculed and despised in public, so he can't bear it, and a flame of anger is burning.

Immediately afterwards, Jin Xing stood up abruptly and pointed to Zhen Jian's nose: "I don't care about the broken house you built, and I will live in a tent tonight, even if there is hail, use a knife!"

Zhen Jian applauded: "Okay! You have backbone! Thank you for lightening my burden. I don't need to build a stone house for you tomorrow!"

Guo Degang hurriedly persuaded him kindly: "Mr. Jin Xing, why are you bickering and angry with a young man? If you don't have a house, how can you avoid the wind and rain? How can you resist the vicious predators and wild animals on the island?"

Zhen Jian said: "Old Guo, don't worry, Mr. Jin Xing is not an ordinary person, he has a great aura, as long as he farts, he can drive away predators and scare away wild beasts!"

"Hehehe..." Pan Xiaoting and Zhou Yunqian laughed at the same time.

Guo Degang said solemnly: "No, I want to correct you, that is not an aura, but a stink bomb!"

Puchi!Jin Xing couldn't help laughing, and turned his face again in an instant.

Liu Xiang said: "Student Zhen Jian, I think you have quite a personality and are quite rebellious."

Zhen Jian was taken aback, not understanding Liu Paopao's intentions

Liu Xiang said, "Am I guessing right?"

Zhen Jian took advantage of the situation and perfunctory: "That's right, my character is indulgent and unrestrained, I don't care about trifles, and my words are not shocking! And I have a thick skin, and I am good at playing cheap! You better be careful, don't fall into my poison!"

Pan Xiaoting pursed her lips and smiled, her eyes shining brightly.

Liu Xiang took a branch and stirred up the fire: "Just now you said that when a woman with a rebellious personality meets a man she likes, she will often do the opposite and go against him! Then, when you meet a man you like Wouldn't that woman also show hostility?"

Zhen Jian replied without thinking: "It depends on what kind of woman she is! If she is rebellious and arrogant, I will definitely embarrass her on purpose, kill her vigor, and dampen her self-confidence!"

Liu Xiang nodded, smiled and said, "Oh, I see."

Zhen Jian asked: "What do you understand?"

Liu Xiang pointed to Jin Xing and said, "Teacher Jin Xing is an excellent woman who is rebellious and has the right to be arrogant! Zhen Jian has been fighting against her since noon until now. So, you like her in your heart!" "

Fuck, Liu Paopao is so cunning, waiting here for Zhen Jian, trying to lead him into the ditch.

Jin Xi frowned, and said in an unhappy tone: "Liu Xiang, what kind of international joke are you making? If Zhen Jian likes me, I'd rather not be a woman!"

Nima, really ambitious, even gave up his lifelong ideals and pursuits.

Liu Xiang laughed straight: "Teacher Jin Xing, don't be angry, you are idle on a rainy day, just looking for an interesting topic, let's discuss it!"

Looking at Jin Xing's orchid fingers and strong calves, Zhen Jian's stomach could not help but churn a few times, and he said coldly: "The price of being a woman, in exchange for contempt and belittling me, this kind of rare courage is simply a shame. Shocking and weeping ghosts and gods! Admiration, admiration! Fortunately, I don't have the slightest affection for you, and you don't need to be a man again!"

In an instant, Jin Xi's face turned red, his eyebrows were furrowed together in anger, his expression seemed to swallow a few flies.

Liu Xiang originally wanted to play tricks on Zhen Jian, but it turned out to be self-defeating.

Guo Degang said with a smile: "You guys are really interesting. What you say is better than cross talk. I'm learning with an open mind."

Liu Xiang was already stuck, and he didn't know how to end it, which was extremely embarrassing.

Zhen Jian took the opportunity to counterattack: "The man who likes Jin Xi is definitely an extraordinary man! He has a very noble moral character, a refined and fresh outlook on the world and life, and has crossed national boundaries, races, and the sky!"

When Jin Xing heard this, his expression softened a little, and then he frowned again.

Zhen Jian said loudly: "If this kind of man is in a very healthy state of mind, then I absolutely adore him! You must use him as a model and an idol! Because he uses his own life to interpret what is truly great. love!"

The eloquence is eloquent, the eloquence is endless, and the irony is sharp.

The more Jin Xi listened, the more he felt something was wrong, he clenched his teeth, his shoulders trembled slightly.

A cold sweat broke out on Guo Degang's forehead, he hurriedly said: "Student Zhen Jian, let's change the subject and talk about how to catch fish and lobsters!"

Zhou Yunqian stopped what she was doing, and gave Zhen Jian a wink to stop him from mocking Jin Xi.

Zhen Jian thought to himself, Jin Xi's love life definitely hides a "secret" that should not be made public!
Guo Degang wiped off his sweat, and asked loudly: "Zhen Jian, is the fish in the sea easy to catch?"

Seeing Jin Xing's angry posture about to go mad, Zhen Jian put it away when he saw it, and said with a smile: "Fish in the sea are easy to catch! The premise is that you must have a fishing rod!"

Seeing that the momentum was not right, Liu Xiang hurriedly said: "In the evening, I saw a fishing rod in the red team's camp. It's strange. How did they get it?"

Just as Zhen Jian was about to explain, Jin Xi suddenly roared sharply, rushed over, and grabbed Zhen Jian's neck!
Fuck, with an absolutely desperate rhythm, Jin Xi's volcano completely erupted!
People who have practiced kung fu must be fierce when fighting; people who have practiced dancing are also unambiguous when fighting!

Jin Xi's expression was extremely ferocious, and he clamped Zhen Jian's neck fiercely with both hands, wanting to strangle him to death...