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Zhen Jian pointed at Wang Lidan and said solemnly: "Wang Lidan's hair is black, her face is ruddy, and she is radiant! Obviously, the yang energy in her body is relatively abundant! That's why I dared to let her drink cold mosquito repellent water!"

Wang Lidan listened very well and smiled.

Zhen Jian went on to say: "As for Peng Yuyan, he has thick eyebrows, big eyes, muscular body, and looks full of masculinity. Who would have thought that this guy is strong on the outside, weak on the stomach, and weak in the kidneys!"

At this time, Peng Yuyan walked over holding his stomach: "You have a weak kidney..."

Zhen Jian said unceremoniously: "Big handsome guy, your seal is dark, your complexion is gray, and you just pooped, and you showed the symptoms of kidney deficiency, why are you so stubborn?"

"I..." Peng Yuyan was almost crazy, his stomach was rumbling,
Zhen Jian said loudly: "It doesn't matter if a man has kidney deficiency, I'm afraid I won't admit it! It doesn't matter if a woman has small breasts, I'm afraid I will feel inferior!"

Zheng Shuang rolled her eyes: "Hey, what are you looking at me for!"

Zhen Jian said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I can't help but care about you out of instinct. I hope your appearance will change and your figure will be better!"

"Hmph! You're being talkative!" Zheng Shuang turned her face away not wanting to face Zhen Jian, but the girl still had emotions.

Suddenly, Peng Yuyan yelled: "Professor Huang, I can't do it again, my stomach hurts! Wait a little longer..."

Seeing Peng Yuyan's embarrassed appearance, Zhen Jian almost laughed out loud.

According to the current situation, Peng Yuyan will lose his combat effectiveness and will not be able to resist the attack of the predators tonight.

"Go!" Zhen Jian ordered, leading the blue team to move on.

After a hundred meters, the road became narrow, and then Zheng Zidan, An Qiya, and Zhao Wenzhuo appeared.

Zhen Jian knew very well that he had cleared the last obstacle and was about to reach the finish line.

Zheng Zi held a self-defense stick in his hand, and asked with a smile: "Zhen Jian, is Peng Yuyan having diarrhea?"

Zhen Jian said, "He's in the back, go and see for yourself."

As soon as the words were finished, there was the sound of chaotic footsteps, and Zhen Jian turned his head abruptly.

I saw Tang Yan and Tyson leading the members of the green team rushing over.

At this moment, Tang Yan looked very happy, and Lin Siling held a black electric baton in her hand!

Zhen Jian hurriedly asked: "Sister Si Ling, did Tyson defeat Zhou Shiming?"

Lin Siling smiled and said: "No! After three rounds, Tyson's points are low, so he lost."

"Losing?" Zhen Jian was surprised, "How did you get this electric baton?"

Jin Tian interjected, "Tang Yan attacked from behind, and Tyson took the opportunity to attack. The two teamed up to knock Zhou Shiming unconscious and snatched the electric baton!"

Zhen Jian nodded: "It turned out to be playing dirty tricks, admiration, admiration!"

Tang Yan said contemptuously: "Zhou Shiming played tricks first, he was as nimble as a monkey, he kept teasing Tyson, I had to sneak attack!"

The reasons are high-sounding and plausible.

Zhen Jian teased: "Sister Si Ling, you hold an electric baton in your hand, you look like a queen, which makes me admire you even more!"

Lin Siling joked, "I'll give you a stick and see if you still love her!"

Zhen Jian stared at Lin Siling's long legs: "Then find a quiet place, let's compete and see who is stronger?"

Lin Siling's experience was rich, and she immediately heard the implication. Her face was slightly red, and the fluorescence in her eyes was shining.

Liu Xinyao rolled her eyes, and said in a sour tone, "You two are flirting, is Zheng Zidan just air!"

Zhen Jian said provocatively: "I can't live without the air, and I feel relaxed without Zheng Zidan! So, he is not air, but a stinky fart!"

Jin Tian cooperated and said: "Smelly farts can kill people, you must be careful."

Zhen Jian took a few steps forward and looked down upon Zheng Zidan: "Universal Invincible Pill, why do you want to be abused by me? Still playing the game "The Adventures of Tintin"?"

Zheng Zidan raised his head: "Leave the whip and electric baton, and you can leave."

Zhen Jian raised his thick eyebrows: "Fuck, confiscate the weapons? Only looters are allowed to set fire, but we are not allowed to light lamps? Zheng Zidan, you are so naive, you don't know the heights of heaven and earth!"

Zheng Zidan sneered, shaking the metal stick in his hand: "It's not certain who abuses whom today!"

Zhao Wenzhuo also raised an electric baton to demonstrate to the team members.

An Qiya pressed the anti-wolf electric shock baton in her hand, and a blue electric current shone.

Zhen Jian thought to himself, the green team can no longer get weapons, otherwise, their combat effectiveness will be greatly enhanced.

Moreover, if Zhen Jian defeated Zheng Zidan, Zhao Wenzhuo and An Qiya, Huang Shulei would take advantage of the loopholes and reach the finish line.

Right now is the most critical moment for the red team, and Huang Shulei is worrying about Peng Yuyan's diarrhea.

Therefore, Zhen Jian decided that instead of letting Huang Shulei take advantage of the off-the-shelf, he must outsmart Zheng Zidan and pass the fourth hurdle skillfully.

Zhen Jian thought for a while, walked up to Zheng Zidan, and said in a low voice, "You know the deal between me and Wu Jing, right?"

Zheng Zidan stared at Zhen Jian warily, and replied, "Of course I know, what do you want to do?"

Zhen Jian said: "You are using me to weaken Peng Yuyan's combat effectiveness in order to rob the red team's camp, right?"

Zheng Zidan was startled, and the muscles on his face trembled.

Zhen Jian said: "Your plan is pretty good, but you have neglected a little bit! In my hand, I have a bottle of special medicine for treating diarrhea! If I give Peng Yuyan to take it now, half an hour later, his fighting power will recover. Definitely resisting desperately to prevent you from snatching the food and tools of the red team."

After Zheng Zidan heard this, he was extremely shocked inside, but on the surface he pretended to be calm: "You and Huang Shulei have been confronting each other, giving Peng Yuyan medicine to treat diarrhea, what good will it do you?"

Zhen Jian said: "It doesn't matter if it's good for me or not, as long as it's bad for you, I'm happy."

Zheng Zidan's face was ashen, but he didn't expect Zhen Jian to strike back.

Zhen Jian went on to say: "To be honest, you, Zhao Wenzhuo, and An Qiya are not my opponents. I really don't want to abuse you! Besides, once I attack, Tang Yan and Tyson will take advantage of the fire and rob me, and Huang Shulei will also take advantage of it." Li! So, you obediently get out of the way and let Laozi lead people there, as for how you deal with the red team and the green team, I will not interfere."

Zheng Zidan looked directly into Zhen Jian's eyes: "You are very smart."

Zhen Jian looked at An Qiya's long legs, and said with a smile: "I'm tired of fighting and killing, why don't you spend some time flirting with beauties and bubble girls."

Zheng Zidan said: "What if, after I let you go, you sneak attack?"

Zhen Jian said: "As long as you try your best to stop the red team and the green team, why should I be a hindrance?"

Zheng Zidan grinned and smiled: "Stinky boy, you also play the trick of 'borrowing a knife to kill'!"

Zhen Jian said: "Take advantage of each other!"

Zheng Zidan's thick eyebrows frowned slightly: "Okay, who gave you the medicine, I will let your blue team pass! But, when you reach the fifth level, don't try to play tricks!"

Zhen Jian hurriedly asked: "Where is the fifth level?"