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Seeing Peng Yuyan's tragedy, Huang Shulei quickly picked up a bottle of water and handed it to Wang Lidan.

"This is the mineral water rewarded by the program group. It is relatively clean. Help Yuyan wash the wound quickly to avoid infection."

Wang Lidan obeyed the order, poured mineral water carefully, and poured it on the wound on Peng Yuyan's shoulder, causing his thick eyebrows to frown in pain...

Huang Shulei wiped off the mud from his face and said to Zhen Jian: "Student Zhen Jian, thank you for your timely rescue."

Zhen Jian raised his head and chest up, and said righteously: "You are welcome! These stinky monkeys are really hateful and hooligan! They actually tore off Sister Yan'er's vest and snatched Teacher Zhao's skirt! I had to do it, Heroes save the beauty!"

The implication is that Lao Tzu is sympathizing with the fragrance and cherishing the jade, not showing kindness to help the red team.

Liu Yan'er's eyes were smiling: "Zhen Jian, I'm sure I'm not mistaken, you are worthy of being a real man! In times of crisis, you show your true qualities as a hero!"

Zhen Jian's voice was thick and pretentious: "It's a trivial matter, it's not worth mentioning. It's my duty to protect beautiful women."

Zhao Shiya took the T-shirt that Chen Hao took off, and quickly wrapped it around her waist to block the graceful curves. She smiled at Zhen Jian and expressed her gratitude.

Zhen Jian took the opportunity to say: "Actually, Peng Yuyan is also a man. Unfortunately, he was bitten by a monkey in order to save Wang Lidan. Chen Hao, what are you still doing, quickly disinfect Peng Yuyan!"

Chen Hao was taken aback, and asked in puzzlement, "How to sterilize?"

Zhen Jian raised his voice: "There must be a lot of germs in the mouth of wild macaques, and I'm afraid it can't be removed by just rinsing with mineral water! As we all know, human saliva has a special effect on killing germs! Therefore, we must suck out Peng Yu now. Disinfect the dirty blood in Yan's wound carefully!"

In an instant, Chen Hao's expression changed drastically: "Disinfect with your mouth? Suck... suck out the dirty blood?"

Zhen Jian nodded: "Yes, this method is the simplest, most direct, and has quick results!"

Chen Hao was shocked, he glanced at Peng Yuyan, then at Huang Shulei.

Before Huang Shulei could speak, Peng Yuyan quickly waved his hands and said casually: "There is no need for disinfection at all, it's just a small injury. I often get hurt when filming, and I'm used to it."

Zhen Jian said loudly: "Handsome guy, you should know that after being bitten by a wild dog, it is very easy to get rabies. Once an attack occurs, the mortality rate is almost [-]%! The wild macaques on the small island have bitten a lot of things every day, just in case they also have rabies virus Woolen cloth?"

After hearing this, Peng Yuyan's face darkened, and he couldn't help worrying...

Chen Hao sneered and squinted at Zhen Jian: "If there is rabies virus in Peng Yuyan's wound, if I use my mouth to help him suck blood and disinfect him, wouldn't I be infected by him?"

Zhen Jian continued to fool around: "Don't worry, as long as your mouth and tongue are not damaged, you won't be infected."

Chen Hao hurriedly said to Huang Shulei: "Professor Huang, it's really unfortunate. I have oral ulcers these two days, and I can't disinfect Peng Yuyan. You should do it!"

Huang Shulei hastily raised his hand to cover his cheeks: "Oh... we both share the same fate, and I also have mouth ulcers, and my gums are bleeding..."

In the face of danger, it is clear at a glance who is a coward and who is a warrior.

Zhen Jian suppressed his laughter and said to Peng Yuyan: "Handsome guy, you can only help yourself, lick your own wounds like a lone wolf."

This sentence is tragic and desolate, and seems to be indicting the cruel reality and selfish humanity.

Helpless, Peng Yuyan twisted his neck, trying to stick out his tongue, trying to lick the wound on his shoulder.

It's a pity that the tongue can't reach it, and Peng Yuyan's expression is embarrassed.

Unexpectedly, Wang Lidan stepped forward quickly, hugged Peng Yuyan's shoulder without hesitation, opened his mouth, and sucked his wound!

In an instant, Zhen Jian was dumbfounded, and Huang Shulei, Chen Hao and others were also stunned!

Five seconds later, Wang Lidan spat out a mouthful of blood and continued to lower her head to disinfect Peng Yuyan...

Zhen Jian couldn't help but think of how he used his saliva to disinfect Wang Lidan's toes that afternoon in order to complete the system's tricky task.

Afterwards, Wang Lidan gave Zhen Jian four bottles of spring water as a thank you, and at this moment, she personally disinfected Peng Yuyan's wound, which shows that this is a girl who knows how to be grateful.

Zhen Jian decided to invite Wang Lidan to visit the "safe haven" behind the earth slope another day, chat with her, and talk about life...

Suddenly, there was a commotion behind him, and Zhen Jian immediately turned his head.

I saw Wang Bo standing on the boulder at the entrance of the col, holding a torch high, mobilizing before the war.

"Dear comrades! The Monkey King's morale has just suffered a heavy blow. Let's take the opportunity to attack and fight hard to win the final victory and capture more quail!"

Huang Chao, Jin Tian, ​​Tang Yan, Lin Siling and Yang Feifei all held burning torches, and there were a pile of torches and dry branches under their feet.

Looking at the formation of the green team, Zhen Jian understood that Wang Bo was trying to use fire tactics!
Huang Shulei hurried over to stop him, and said anxiously: "Wang Bo, stop! Don't attack with fire! It will burn the quail to death!"

Wang Bo ignored Huang Shulei, his expression was serious, and he looked at the monkey king in the mountain depression.

Huang Chao raised his thick eyebrows, and said with a smile, "Why can't you use fire to attack? It's just right to burn it to death, so you don't have to bother to catch it, and you can eat roasted quail directly!"

Huang Shulei said sharply: "The female quail must be caught alive, they can lay eggs every day."

Huang Chao pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "The quail eggs are too small to fit between the teeth! We have already figured it out, no matter if it is a male quail or a male quail, we will kill them all, and the battle will be settled quickly!"

Huang Shulei shook his head: "No, no, absolutely not! Think about it, if you catch six female quails, there will be six quail eggs per day, on average..."

"Stop talking!" Wang Bo interrupted Huang Shulei impatiently, "put away your theory, it won't work in front of these monkeys! In order to catch twelve quails as soon as possible, I can only Make a tough move!"

Huang Shulei blushed with anxiety, and pointed at Wang Bo's nose: "You...you are not qualified to burn quail to death! They are the common prey of the three teams!"

Huang Chao retorted: "Professor Huang, stop talking nonsense. The rules of the competition task are very simple. Whoever catches the most quails will win! No matter whether the quails are alive or dead, as long as they win the competition, they can get fishing rods and fishing rods." Fishnet! Our green team is more pragmatic, and we want to eat quail meat and get prizes!"

Huang Shulei was furious, turned to Zhen Jian and said, "Zhen Jian! Please persuade them not to burn the female quail to death!"

Wang Bo was condescending, staring at his eyes: "Huang Shulei, why don't you encourage Zhen Jian! Your red team has already failed, and now it's our turn to attack as you like, you have no right to interfere!"

In an instant, Huang Shulei was speechless...