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"Stinky rascal!" Yang Feifei also scolded.

Zhen Jian said with a smile: "It's not that I'm playing hooligans, but that the quail is too naughty, and it just burrows into the grass skirt! Please put yourself in another way, if the quail gets into my clothes, you will definitely grab it too! Then, Not only will I be covered in bruises, but I will even become a eunuch! Then, who will be responsible for the rest of my life?"

Puchi, Jin Tian laughed out loud.

Zhen Jian stood up slowly, and said in an extremely deep tone: "All beauties, let's compare our hearts and understand each other!"

At this moment, Liu Xinyao and Yi Ni were still standing in front of the puddle, trying their best to block Wang Bo and Huang Chao.

Due to the unfavorable position and the muddy and slippery conditions, Wang Bo and Huang Chao were embarrassed and embarrassed, and had no chance to escape the puddle.

Huang Chao raised his head and shouted angrily: "I think you two are women, so you didn't fight back! I solemnly warn you two, if you don't get out of the way, I will start a storm, even I am so scared!"

This guy's face was covered in mud, and his eyes and teeth were very white, which was very funny.

Liu Xinyao crossed Xiaoman's waist with one hand, and pointed at Huang Chao's nose with the other: "You're crazy, hurry up! See if I don't kick you down, eat a few mouthfuls of mud!"

Huang Chao was extremely angry and ashamed, neither scolded nor beat him, almost going crazy.

Wang Bo clenched his fists and yelled angrily: "The tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by dogs! A villain succeeds, but a woman is difficult to raise!"

Yi Ni retorted sharply: "Who are you calling a dog? You have become a dog in the water, and you have the nerve to be rampant?"

Wang Bo was stunned by choking, he shrank his neck, and muddy water dripped down the tip of his hair.

Zhen Jian held the quail tightly, and said with a smile: "Yaoyao, Yi Ni, let them go, I've already caught the quail!"

"Wow!" Liu Xinyao was overjoyed, "This quail is not small, its meat must be delicious!"

Seeing the quail in Zhen Jian's hands, Wang Bo and Huang Chao suddenly withered, showing jealousy.

Jin Tian came over, pouted and said, "Brother Wang, Yang Feifei and I almost caught a quail, but Zhen Jian snatched it away..."

When Huang Chao heard it, he yelled at the top of his voice: "Zhen Jian! You are so thick-skinned to grab things from women!"

Zhen Jian said brazenly: "Thank you for the compliment! Thick-skinned, eat enough!"

Using both hands and feet, Wang Bo climbed out of the puddle and said angrily, "Zhen Jian! You are simply despicable and shameless!"

Zhen Jian's bushy eyebrows were furrowed, and he said sharply: "I'm going to throw the quail into the puddle now, and let Yaoyao and Yi Ni go down and catch it. Feel your own conscience, will you also jump into the puddle in a despicable and shameless way?" , grab quail with them?"

In an instant, Wang Bo's weak spot was hit, he shrugged his mouth and stopped talking.

Huang Chao stared straight at the quail, deliberately fanning the flames: "Zhen Jian, don't just talk and practice, throw the quail quickly, show us, throw it quickly!"

Zhen Jian sneered, and said contemptuously, "Throw me! Do you think I'm an idiot? I threw it one second, and you will definitely jump into the pit to catch quails the next second!"

Huang Chao heyed twice: "If you dare not throw it, don't force it!"

Too lazy to pay attention to Dou Bichao, Zhen Jian led Liu Xinyao and Yi Ni out of the grass, Liu Yaner and Wang Lidan followed closely like followers.

Suddenly, Wang Lidan asked: "Zhen Jian, is this quail male or female?"

Zhen Jian suddenly stopped: "Just now I was so happy that I forgot to read it! I guess it should be a male quail!"

Jin Tian also came over and asked curiously, "Master? Are you guessing randomly?"

Zhen Jian glanced at Jin Tian's red skirt: "It's not a random guess, I have a basis."

Jin Tian asked: "What basis?"

Zhen Jian said: "Because this quail likes to drill skirts!"

Jin Tian came to her senses and angrily scolded: "Get lost! Shameless!"

Wang Lidan asked again: "How to tell the sex of a quail?"

Zhen Jian held up the quail and said loudly: "It's very simple, just lift its tail and you can tell the male from the female!"

"Stinky rascal..." Liu Yan'er muttered with a smile.

Zhen Jian raised his thick eyebrows: "Sister Yan'er, your life experience is definitely richer than mine, stop pretending to be innocent, and don't pretend to be a white lotus."

"Hate it..." Liu Yaner rolled her eyes.

Zhen Jian held the quail tightly with one hand, and pulled its tail with the other. While observing, he said to Wang Lidan: "Look, there is a bulging bump on its back, which means it is a male quail!"

Wang Lidan approached and opened her eyes wide: "What is this lump of meat?"

Zhen Jian reminded: "What a man has, what a male quail has. I don't need to explain it clearly, you should understand, right?"

In an instant, Wang Lidan's face turned red.

Liu Xinyao giggled, and patted Zhen Jian's shoulder: "Xiao Jianjian, in front of so many beauties, can you be more tactful?"

Zhen Jian's voice was thick and pretentious: "The biggest advantage of me is being straightforward and honest. Why should I be tactful? I am not a literati and poet of the tactful school. Moreover, Wang Lidan definitely doesn't like hypocritical boys who beat around the bush."

Wang Lidan's heart trembled slightly, and she covered her mouth and smiled.

Yi Ni asked in a low voice, "It's strange, why is this quail hiding here alone? Could it be that there are other quail hiding nearby?"

Zhen Jian's eyes lit up suddenly: "Yes, there may be..."

Before they finished speaking, Wang Bo and Huang Chao grabbed their spears, walked to the pile of rocks ahead, and kept beating the stones in an attempt to scare the quail out!
Zhen Jian originally thought that the quails were hiding near the cliff, but unexpectedly, by mistake, one was caught here!
Seeing Wang Bo and Deng Chao looking for quail, Zhen Jian was secretly worried.

If there really is a group of quail hidden in the rubble, wouldn't it be cheaper for the green team?
Zhen Jian hurriedly put the quail in Liu Xinyao's straw backpack, and told her to take care of it.

Immediately afterwards, Zhen Jian picked up the dagger, cut off the gray poisonous snake's head, and handed the snake's body to Yi Ni.

Then, holding the spear tightly, Zhen Jian walked quickly to the pile of rocks, watching Wang Bo and Huang Chao vigilantly, lest they find quail.

Snapped!Pa... Huang Chao hit the rock hard, wishing to smash all the quail out.

Jin Tian smiled and said, "Brother Wang, the quail that Zhen Jian caught just now is male, not female!"

When Wang Bo heard this, he smiled: "It's good if it's a public one! We still have a lot of opportunities!"

Huang Chao's face was covered with mud, dirty like a mud monkey, and he said angrily: "Zhen Jian, move away! Don't hinder us from catching quail! I get annoyed when I see you!"

Zhen Jian was so angry that he really wanted to kick Dou Bichao away!
Wang Bo sneered: "The lice on the monk's head are obvious! Zhen Jian is trying to wait for us to find the quail, and take the opportunity to sneak attack!"

Zhen Jian didn't refute, he raised his spear and stabbed down with all his might!
Poof, the spear pierced into the solid soil, half a meter deep!

Huang Chao said proudly and disdainfully: "What are you playing? If you have the ability, can you insert a quail?"