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Chen Hao and Peng Yuyan were sitting in front of the cave, talking and laughing.

Seeing that Zhen Jian had entered the camp, Chen Hao stood up vigilantly and asked sharply, "What are you doing here?"

Zhen Jian pretended to be polite and said politely: "Good afternoon! I want to find Liu Yaner, Wang Lidan and Zhao Shiya."

Chen Hao said impatiently: "They are sleeping with Professor Huang, don't disturb them!"

Zhen Jian's eyes widened: "Damn it! Huang Shulei is so shameless? He's with a female player..."

Chen Hao hurriedly changed his words: "No, no, they and Professor Huang took a nap in the cave, and they slept separately!"

Zhen Jian smiled ambiguously on purpose, and nodded: "I understand, I understand."

Peng Yuyan patted Chen Hao on the shoulder: "Fortunately, you explained clearly, otherwise, it would be easy to cause misunderstanding."

Chen Hao squinted at Zhen Jian, and said arrogantly: "Since you understand, please go back!"

"Good!" Zhen Jian took two steps back, suddenly raised his head, and shouted loudly, "Liu Yaner! Wang Lidan! Zhao Shiya! Come out! Liu Yaner! Wang Lidan..."

Chen Hao was furious immediately, and stopped Zhen Jian: "Shut up! Stop yelling!"

Zhen Jian continued to shout: "Liu Yaner! Liu Yaner! Wang Lidan..."

Peng Yuyan raised his fist and threatened Zhen Jian: "Please shut up! This is a private property, loud noise is strictly prohibited!"

Zhen Jian grinned and teased: "Private territory? Damn, what a professional term, it seems very cultured! Handsome guy, which university did you study in?"

Peng Yuyan was taken aback, not daring to answer easily, for fear of falling into Zhen Jian's trap and being ridiculed by him.

"What are you doing?" Liu Yan'er rubbed her eyes and walked out of the cave, followed by Huang Shulei and Wang Lidan.

Huang Shulei stretched his waist, and asked in bewilderment: "Zhen Jian, why are you here? Didn't you fetch spring water this morning?"

Watching Wang Lidan and Liu Yaner, Zhen Jian said loudly: "In order to promote the friendship between the red and blue teams, I personally invited Liu Yaner, Wang Lidan and Zhao Shiya to participate in the special barbecue banquet of our blue team! However, Chen Hao Dogs rely on people's power to stop me!"

Chen Hao was so angry that his thick eyebrows stood on end, and his face was ferocious.

Liu Yan'er was very pleasantly surprised: "Barbecue banquet? What are you grilling?"

Zhen Jian said: "Guess."

Wang Lidan asked excitedly: "Grilled fish or shrimp? Or grilled oysters? Grilled snake?"

Zhen Jian shook his head: "Not at all! If the three beauties are interested, please arrive at the blue team on time in 10 minutes, waiting for your visit!"

In an instant, Huang Shulei's stomach growled, and he hurriedly said, "We are all very interested."

Zhen Jian said with a serious expression: "I'm sorry, Professor Huang, I only invite the three beauties from the red team."

Huang Shulei was slightly disappointed, and said with self-mockery: "Haha, our male team eats too much, so it's okay not to go, let the girls eat more, so that they can participate in the competition at night!"

Zhen Jian suppressed his laughter, waved his hand, and left gracefully, rushing to the green team.

Before entering the camp, I heard Wang Bo's roar!
"Who stole my flint and steel? Who? Who!"

The guy finally found out that two natural flint and steel had disappeared.

Zhen Jian quickly walked up to Wang Bo, pretending to be surprised and asking, "Brother Wang, what happened?"

Wang Bo stared straight at Zhen Jian, as if examining a prisoner, while Huang Chao, Lin Siling and others stood around.

Jin Tian explained: "Our team's two flint and steel are missing."

Zhen Jian immediately glared, and yelled at Wang Bo: "Fuck, what are you looking at me for? The blue team has windproof lighters and solar-powered flashlights, and they don't need primitive and outdated things like natural flint and steel!"

After listening to Wang Bo, he couldn't help but nodded, his face softened a little.

Zhen Jian took the opportunity to instigate: "Whoever doesn't have a lighter, you should suspect him, please don't wrong me!"

Huang Chao's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly reminded Wang Bo: "Give Huang Shulei's lighter to Zhen Jian! Once the red team's bonfire goes out, it will be a disaster... So, Huang Shulei must have done it!"

A murderous look appeared in Wang Bo's eyes, and he clenched his fists.

Huang Chao analyzed: "I don't think Huang Shulei will steal things himself. He will definitely send Chen Hao out. That kid is bad and lecherous, and he has been against us all the time!"

Lin Siling hurriedly said: "To catch a thief, you have to get the stolen goods. You have to see the flint and steel in the red team with your own eyes, so you can be sure that they stole it."

Wang Bo gritted his teeth, held back his anger, raised his head and asked Zhen Jian, "Why are you here?"

The frame-up was successful, and Zhen Jian was in full bloom.

He smiled and said: "In order to promote the friendship between the blue team and the green team, I would like to invite Lin Siling, Jin Tian, ​​Tang Yan and Yang Feifei, four beauties, to our camp for a special barbecue banquet!"

Jin Tian beamed with joy: "Barbecue banquet? That's great!"

Lin Siling asked in surprise, "Zhen Jian, did you catch a lot of seafood?"

Zhen Jian said with a smile: "It's not seafood, but it's more delicious than seafood! Four beauties, are you interested?"

Yang Feifei hurriedly said: "Of course I'm interested, when will I participate?"

Zhen Jian said: "It will start right away, everyone is welcome to come."

Huang Chao blinked and swallowed wildly: "What is the barbecue? I want to participate too!"

The teams were in short supply of food, and they didn't have enough food at noon. No matter who heard that there was delicious food, it was difficult to control the gluttons in their stomachs.

Zhen Jian shook his head: "I'm sorry, I only invite beautiful women, not handsome men."

Huang Chao sighed: "It's a pity, I'm so handsome, God is jealous of talents!"

Wang Bo said with a smile: "I am more graceful, not a handsome guy, I should be eligible to participate in the barbecue banquet?"

Zhen Jian said: "Brother Wang, don't get meddled, go find flint and steel!"

Wang Bo pursed his mouth, very disappointed.

Suddenly, Tang Yan opened her eyes wide, as if she understood something, she was about to speak, but when she saw Zhen Jian winking, she shut up knowingly.

Under the expectant eyes of Lin Siling, Jin Tian, ​​and Yang Feifei, Zhen Jian turned and left, returning to the blue team's camp.

Wang Bo and Huang Chao entered the jungle angrily, and asked Huang Shulei Xingxing to question their crimes...

At this moment, Sun Tianlei, Liu Xinyao and Yi Ni squatted in front of the pot-shaped boulder, staring curiously at the red dung beetle and white toad inside.

Zhen Jian approached slowly, admiring the graceful curves of Liu Xinyao and Yi Ni.

One is a youthful and beautiful school flower, and the other is a charming little Huadan. Both of them have their own merits and charms.

Seeing Zhen Jian standing beside him, Sun Tianlei hurriedly asked, "This...you caught this?"

Zhen Jian said: "That's right, it's my spoils. I'm going to have a barbecue and entertain the beauties of the red and green teams!"

"Barbecue?" Liu Xinyao was astonished, "Oh my god, what are you kidding..."

Sun Tianlei reached out and touched Zhen Jian's forehead: "Brother, don't you have a fever?"

Before Zhen Jian could tease her, the beauties from the red team and the green team walked over...