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Chapter 007
At this moment, Liu Yan'er widened her almond eyes and glared at Fang Yuan.
Huang Shulei's expression became serious: "I agree with Liu Yan'er's suggestion, please Fang Yuan come up with strong evidence to prove that these coconuts belong to your blue team!"
Fang Yuan sneered, and picked up the rope under the tree: "Look, these two ropes are made of Ziyi's and I's skirts. Student Zhen Jian, show Professor Huang how to climb a tree and pick coconuts!"
Just as Zhen Jiang was about to stretch out his hand, Chen Hao suddenly said, "Don't worry! I suggest that you should demonstrate how to make a rope first!"
This guy didn't say a word just now, because he was holding back a stomach full of bad water.
The long skirts of Fang Yuan and Li Ziyi have been completely torn, Liu Xinyao is wearing denim shorts and a small vest, what does Zhen Jian use to weave rope?
Liu Xinyao said angrily: "Chen Hao, are you making things difficult on purpose? How can we have skirts?"
Chen Hao smiled obscenely, staring at Liu Xinyao's graceful curves: "If you don't have a skirt, just use your shorts and vest as a demonstration!"
"Get lost!" Liu Xinyao yelled angrily, her face flushed slightly.
Zhen Jian laughed secretly, Chen Hao had a thick skin, and he was also a lowly one.
Li Ziyi took a step forward and said politely: "Liu Yan'er, can I borrow your skirt and let Zhen Jian demonstrate rope weaving?"
In an instant, Liu Yan'er's face was embarrassed, and she subconsciously protected the hem of her skirt.
She was wearing a white low-necked T-shirt with a light pink chiffon skirt, and the hazy picture was faintly visible.
Zhen Jian understands that Liu Yaner's proud bust is her proudest capital. If she loses her skirt, she will not be able to hide her slightly thick calves, and her shortcomings will be exposed immediately.
Li Ziyi is very smart, she directly hits Liu Yaner's weakness!
Fang Yuan happily urged: "Liu Yan'er, take off your skirt quickly! The weather is hot, you don't need to wear it!"
Seeing that Liu Yaner fell into a passive situation, Huang Shulei coughed a few times and made a relief with a smile: "Let's stop arguing, the two teams will share the coconuts equally, which is fair and reasonable, and everyone is happy!"
"No!" Zhen Jian resolutely refused!
Fang Yuan couldn't help but nodded in approval, admiring Zhen Jian's courage to fight.
Huang Shulei frowned and looked down on Zhen Jian: "Why not? Give me a reason!"
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "I risked my life to climb the tree, and I have the right to distribute the coconuts I worked so hard to pick!"
Huang Shulei raised his head: "Well, for the time being, I believe that you picked it. Excuse me, you are not the captain of the blue team. Why do you have the right to distribute the food?"
This move is extremely insidious, sow discord, in an attempt to cause internal strife.
Chen Hao's eyes were lively, and he took the opportunity to fan the flames: "Zhen Jian, let me remind you, Brother Lei is the captain of the blue team, so he has the right to distribute!"
Sun Tianlei's expression was awkward, and he said against his will: "It's okay, I've always been very open-minded, let Zhen Jian distribute these coconuts!"
Deliberately acting high-spirited and bright, it is easy to gain the support of fans.
Zhen Jian cleared his throat and said solemnly: "I declare that all the coconuts will be given to Liu Yan'er!"
In an instant, everyone was stunned!
Huang Shulei hurriedly asked: "Can you say it again?"
Zhen Jian immediately repeated: "All the coconuts are for Liu Yan'er!"
Fang Yuan's complexion changed suddenly, Liu Mei frowned, and looked at Zhen Jian in confusion, wondering what he was up to.
Liu Xinyao asked in surprise, "Why did you give it to Liu Yan'er?"
Zhen Jian held his head high, and said majestically, "My coconut, I'm in charge!"
Fang Yuan's face turned green, as if she had swallowed a fly alive.
Chen Hao gave Zhen Jian a thumbs up: "Okay! Domineering!"
Liu Yan'er was dubious, and blinked her eyes: "Student, are you sure you will give me all the coconuts?"
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "Totally sure! I am your die-hard fan, please accept this gift!"
Liu Xinyao was completely speechless, and whispered in Li Ziyi's ear, "Zhen Jian is so cheap. He said that the coconut belonged to Fang Yuan, and he said he was a die-hard fan of mine. Now he has become a die-hard fan of Liu Yan'er. Don't Face!"
Wang Xiaoqiang couldn't control it any longer, and shouted with righteous indignation: "Zhen Jian! You've gone too far, how could you be like this..."
Unexpectedly, Sun Tianlei stopped Wang Xiaoqiang and waved his hands boldly: "Professor Huang, don't say anything, the coconuts are all yours!"
Obviously, Sun Tianlei is very rational, he doesn't want the audience to see the blue team fighting among themselves.
Complacent, Huang Shulei directed Chen Hao and Liu Yan'er to continue moving coconuts.
Suddenly, Chen Hao found a stone stick with a strange shape, and he immediately grabbed it: "This thing is good, it can cut open coconuts..."
Liu Xinyao ordered sharply: "Put it down quickly! It's mine!"
Chen Hao threw away the stone stick and said with a smirk, "Hey, it's a broken stick, you can keep it and enjoy it slowly!"
Liu Yan'er picked up the coconut, and looked back at Zhen Jian, her eyes were full of gratitude and a bit of charm.
After Huang Shulei and the others left, Fang Yuan pointed at Zhen Jian's nose angrily, and scolded softly, "You're sick! Turn your elbows out!"
Liu Ziyun sneered contemptuously: "I'm definitely sick, my head is flooded!"
Wang Xiaoqiang was so angry that he jumped up and down: "Damn it! If it wasn't for the live broadcast, I would knock you down with one punch!"
Zhen Jian was very calm, he had already thought of a countermeasure, and hurriedly said: "Everyone, please be safe and listen to my explanation!"
Liu Xinyao shook her head helplessly: "What else can you explain for doing such a cheap thing?"
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "I gave the coconut to Liu Yan'er. Actually, it's a strategy!"
Sun Tianlei squatted down, stretched out his hand to hold the lobster, and squinted at Zhen Jian uncomfortably: "What kind of bullshit strategy?"
Zhen Jian began to fool around: "Just now, Liu Yan'er was fighting against Sister Fang Yuan. If she guessed correctly, she must be jealous of Sister Fang Yuan's beauty, wisdom, talent and fame, so I intentionally flattered Liu Yan'er and gave her a big gift..."
Sun Tianlei interrupted Zhen Jian impatiently: "Don't be verbose, let's get to the point!"
Zhen Jian went on to say: "In order to compete, Huang Shulei may send Liu Yan'er to play a beauty trick, secretly win me over, encourage me to be a traitor, and destroy the unity of our blue team! When the time comes, I will use my tricks and counterattack!"
Sun Tianlei's eyes lit up suddenly: "I see, you first curry favor with Liu Yan'er, throw out the bait, and lure Huang Shulei to take the bait?"
Zhen Jian said: "Yes! Let Huang Shulei be greedy for petty gains and suffer big losses!"
After Fang Yuan heard this, her anger dissipated, and she smiled: "Student Zhen Jian, I blamed you wrong! In fact, you are quite clever, those coconuts are not for nothing!"
Zhen Jian pointed to the coconut tree: "There are still a lot of coconuts on it, I can climb the tree to pick them anytime!"
Wang Xiaoqiang laughed and scratched his scalp: "I'm sorry, I blamed you too..."
Liu Xinyao looked down at the big lobster, and said to Sun Tianlei: "Brother Lei, I'm hungry, let's cook the lobster!"
Li Ziyi asked: "Without fire, how to cook lobster?"
Sun Tianlei was startled, how to make a fire is a difficult problem...
Huang Shulei's expression became serious: "I agree with Liu Yan'er's suggestion, please Fang Yuan come up with strong evidence to prove that these coconuts belong to your blue team!"
Fang Yuan sneered, and picked up the rope under the tree: "Look, these two ropes are made of Ziyi's and I's skirts. Student Zhen Jian, show Professor Huang how to climb a tree and pick coconuts!"
Just as Zhen Jiang was about to stretch out his hand, Chen Hao suddenly said, "Don't worry! I suggest that you should demonstrate how to make a rope first!"
This guy didn't say a word just now, because he was holding back a stomach full of bad water.
The long skirts of Fang Yuan and Li Ziyi have been completely torn, Liu Xinyao is wearing denim shorts and a small vest, what does Zhen Jian use to weave rope?
Liu Xinyao said angrily: "Chen Hao, are you making things difficult on purpose? How can we have skirts?"
Chen Hao smiled obscenely, staring at Liu Xinyao's graceful curves: "If you don't have a skirt, just use your shorts and vest as a demonstration!"
"Get lost!" Liu Xinyao yelled angrily, her face flushed slightly.
Zhen Jian laughed secretly, Chen Hao had a thick skin, and he was also a lowly one.
Li Ziyi took a step forward and said politely: "Liu Yan'er, can I borrow your skirt and let Zhen Jian demonstrate rope weaving?"
In an instant, Liu Yan'er's face was embarrassed, and she subconsciously protected the hem of her skirt.
She was wearing a white low-necked T-shirt with a light pink chiffon skirt, and the hazy picture was faintly visible.
Zhen Jian understands that Liu Yaner's proud bust is her proudest capital. If she loses her skirt, she will not be able to hide her slightly thick calves, and her shortcomings will be exposed immediately.
Li Ziyi is very smart, she directly hits Liu Yaner's weakness!
Fang Yuan happily urged: "Liu Yan'er, take off your skirt quickly! The weather is hot, you don't need to wear it!"
Seeing that Liu Yaner fell into a passive situation, Huang Shulei coughed a few times and made a relief with a smile: "Let's stop arguing, the two teams will share the coconuts equally, which is fair and reasonable, and everyone is happy!"
"No!" Zhen Jian resolutely refused!
Fang Yuan couldn't help but nodded in approval, admiring Zhen Jian's courage to fight.
Huang Shulei frowned and looked down on Zhen Jian: "Why not? Give me a reason!"
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "I risked my life to climb the tree, and I have the right to distribute the coconuts I worked so hard to pick!"
Huang Shulei raised his head: "Well, for the time being, I believe that you picked it. Excuse me, you are not the captain of the blue team. Why do you have the right to distribute the food?"
This move is extremely insidious, sow discord, in an attempt to cause internal strife.
Chen Hao's eyes were lively, and he took the opportunity to fan the flames: "Zhen Jian, let me remind you, Brother Lei is the captain of the blue team, so he has the right to distribute!"
Sun Tianlei's expression was awkward, and he said against his will: "It's okay, I've always been very open-minded, let Zhen Jian distribute these coconuts!"
Deliberately acting high-spirited and bright, it is easy to gain the support of fans.
Zhen Jian cleared his throat and said solemnly: "I declare that all the coconuts will be given to Liu Yan'er!"
In an instant, everyone was stunned!
Huang Shulei hurriedly asked: "Can you say it again?"
Zhen Jian immediately repeated: "All the coconuts are for Liu Yan'er!"
Fang Yuan's complexion changed suddenly, Liu Mei frowned, and looked at Zhen Jian in confusion, wondering what he was up to.
Liu Xinyao asked in surprise, "Why did you give it to Liu Yan'er?"
Zhen Jian held his head high, and said majestically, "My coconut, I'm in charge!"
Fang Yuan's face turned green, as if she had swallowed a fly alive.
Chen Hao gave Zhen Jian a thumbs up: "Okay! Domineering!"
Liu Yan'er was dubious, and blinked her eyes: "Student, are you sure you will give me all the coconuts?"
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "Totally sure! I am your die-hard fan, please accept this gift!"
Liu Xinyao was completely speechless, and whispered in Li Ziyi's ear, "Zhen Jian is so cheap. He said that the coconut belonged to Fang Yuan, and he said he was a die-hard fan of mine. Now he has become a die-hard fan of Liu Yan'er. Don't Face!"
Wang Xiaoqiang couldn't control it any longer, and shouted with righteous indignation: "Zhen Jian! You've gone too far, how could you be like this..."
Unexpectedly, Sun Tianlei stopped Wang Xiaoqiang and waved his hands boldly: "Professor Huang, don't say anything, the coconuts are all yours!"
Obviously, Sun Tianlei is very rational, he doesn't want the audience to see the blue team fighting among themselves.
Complacent, Huang Shulei directed Chen Hao and Liu Yan'er to continue moving coconuts.
Suddenly, Chen Hao found a stone stick with a strange shape, and he immediately grabbed it: "This thing is good, it can cut open coconuts..."
Liu Xinyao ordered sharply: "Put it down quickly! It's mine!"
Chen Hao threw away the stone stick and said with a smirk, "Hey, it's a broken stick, you can keep it and enjoy it slowly!"
Liu Yan'er picked up the coconut, and looked back at Zhen Jian, her eyes were full of gratitude and a bit of charm.
After Huang Shulei and the others left, Fang Yuan pointed at Zhen Jian's nose angrily, and scolded softly, "You're sick! Turn your elbows out!"
Liu Ziyun sneered contemptuously: "I'm definitely sick, my head is flooded!"
Wang Xiaoqiang was so angry that he jumped up and down: "Damn it! If it wasn't for the live broadcast, I would knock you down with one punch!"
Zhen Jian was very calm, he had already thought of a countermeasure, and hurriedly said: "Everyone, please be safe and listen to my explanation!"
Liu Xinyao shook her head helplessly: "What else can you explain for doing such a cheap thing?"
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "I gave the coconut to Liu Yan'er. Actually, it's a strategy!"
Sun Tianlei squatted down, stretched out his hand to hold the lobster, and squinted at Zhen Jian uncomfortably: "What kind of bullshit strategy?"
Zhen Jian began to fool around: "Just now, Liu Yan'er was fighting against Sister Fang Yuan. If she guessed correctly, she must be jealous of Sister Fang Yuan's beauty, wisdom, talent and fame, so I intentionally flattered Liu Yan'er and gave her a big gift..."
Sun Tianlei interrupted Zhen Jian impatiently: "Don't be verbose, let's get to the point!"
Zhen Jian went on to say: "In order to compete, Huang Shulei may send Liu Yan'er to play a beauty trick, secretly win me over, encourage me to be a traitor, and destroy the unity of our blue team! When the time comes, I will use my tricks and counterattack!"
Sun Tianlei's eyes lit up suddenly: "I see, you first curry favor with Liu Yan'er, throw out the bait, and lure Huang Shulei to take the bait?"
Zhen Jian said: "Yes! Let Huang Shulei be greedy for petty gains and suffer big losses!"
After Fang Yuan heard this, her anger dissipated, and she smiled: "Student Zhen Jian, I blamed you wrong! In fact, you are quite clever, those coconuts are not for nothing!"
Zhen Jian pointed to the coconut tree: "There are still a lot of coconuts on it, I can climb the tree to pick them anytime!"
Wang Xiaoqiang laughed and scratched his scalp: "I'm sorry, I blamed you too..."
Liu Xinyao looked down at the big lobster, and said to Sun Tianlei: "Brother Lei, I'm hungry, let's cook the lobster!"
Li Ziyi asked: "Without fire, how to cook lobster?"
Sun Tianlei was startled, how to make a fire is a difficult problem...
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