The system sent me C to debut

Little Q suddenly jumped up and circled around Sun Yizhou non-stop, screaming while running, very excited.

"What happened?"

"Little Q, what are you doing?"

Sun Yizhou almost fainted.

Li Shan and Jiang Lou were also attracted by the movement here.

"Hey, Zhuang Yan and the others have been back for several days, right?"

"Since they left, our wooden house seems to be less angry, and even Yizhou is listless."

"Yeah, but all young people are like this, isn't it the same when we were young? It's boring without a partner."

Xiao Q bit Sun Yizhou's trousers, as if he wanted to take Sun Yizhou somewhere.

But how could Sun Yizhou know that with such a rough nerve.

Seeing that Sun Yizhou was motionless, Xiao Q ran away by himself.

The yard gate was left open, and Xiao Q ran out in a flash.

After Sun Yizhou reacted, Xiao Q had already disappeared.

5 minute later.

Just as Sun Yizhou put on his shoes and was about to go out to find Xiao Q, he heard a commotion outside.

Walking out the door, I saw Zhuang Yan and the three of them.

"Big brother!"

"Brother, you are back!"

Zhuang Yan was teasing Xiao Q who was running around excitedly at his feet,

When they came back, the car broke down halfway, and they had just walked outside not far away when they saw Xiao Q rushing over.

Presumably it smelled of them.

Zhuang Yan thought to himself that this dog is really spiritual.

Sun Yizhou rushed over at a trot.

Take a leap!
He rushed towards Zhuang Yan directly.

As soon as Zhuang Yan looked up, he saw that big man Sun Yizhou rushing towards him, his pupils dilated suddenly in fright.

Then immediately hide aside.

call!
Very risky!

Fortunately, he escaped in time!
Otherwise, this image will be shattered!

"what!"

"puff!"

Zhuang Yan was rejoicing that he had 'dodged a catastrophe' when he heard Liao Jie's scream, followed by the sound of something falling.

This movement surprised Li Shan and Jiang Lou, and they ran out to have a look.

See this scene.

Zhuang Yan and Shen Zike stood aside, nothing happened.

But Liao Jie behind them suffered.

Liao Jie squatted down on the ground, and kissed passionately on the ground.

Sun Yizhou also fell to the ground, his head still on Liao Jie's lap.

The corner of Li Shan's mouth twitched fiercely.

These two guys fell in love and killed each other so fiercely as soon as they met?

"The three of you are finally back!"

"Yizhou seems to have changed in the past few days. The whole person is lifeless. Mr. Li and I almost thought that there was something wrong with him."

"It's all right now, it seems that there should be nothing wrong."

Jiang Lou said with a smile on his face.

"Oh, I'm a mother-in-law"

This fall knocked out Liao Jie's native language.

He kept rubbing his buttocks, the blow just now was so hard that he almost thought his pelvis was cracked!
"Sun! One! Chau!"

"Did you grow up on pig feed?! Don't you know how much you weigh?"

"Master's internal organs are going to be knocked out of place by you!"

"hiss--"

Liao Jie had a painful face, stood up with some difficulty, hurt Sun Yizhou a few words, and then looked at Zhuang Yan resentfully.

That means: Brother, why are you hiding?Made me miserable!

Zhuang Yan coughed in embarrassment.

"You two have a good relationship!"

Thinking of the "bang" just now, Zhuang Yan felt pain even thinking about it.

Fortunately, I escaped!
"You only eat pig feed!"

"Have you ever practiced golden bell jars or iron cloth shirts? My face was deformed by you!"

"If you are disfigured, you can wait to receive my lawyer's letter!"

"cut!"

"Humph!"

As soon as the two met, they bickered and glared at each other as if they were fighting.

Zhuang Yan and the others looked at the childish look of these two guys and laughed.

"Hurry up and pack your things, why are you standing there stupidly? The guests will come in a while."

"Are there any guests today?"

Zhuang Yan asked.

"Ah."

As soon as the voice fell, there was a rush of bells in the house.

"Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell..."

"what sound?"

"Looks like the phone on the living room table?"

"Isn't it? That phone hasn't rang since we came here, what's going on today...could it be a phone scam?"

"Go, go, you're the one who cheated."

Zhuang Yan dragged his luggage and walked in.

"I gonna go see."

This is a landline phone.

Zhuang Yan picked up the phone, "Hi, hello, who is this?"

There was a buzzing on the phone,

rustling...

Could it be a supernatural phone call?
After a while, a human voice came from the opposite side,

"Hello, is this a wooden house in the forest?"

Hearing this voice, Zhuang Yan trembled all over.

Fuck!This opposite is a shemale!

Hearing this voice, the young master had goose bumps all over his body!

How would you describe that voice?
It's like a hairy, sloppy, foot-picking guy holding his voice and pretending to be a loli girl!
And it's still very obvious the feeling of a big man picking his feet!
Zhuang Yan reacted and said, "Yes, who are you?"

The other side coughed twice, "You will know this later."

"I want to order now! What do you have?"

order?

What the hell?

Zhuang Yan was stunned for a moment, when did we have to order food?

It seems that the person opposite should be a guest.

"Um, we have everything here, what do you want to eat?"

"Have everything? Then I'll be rude."

"Let's have a lion's head first, and the lion's head must be big and tender; then a salt-baked chicken and a Dongpo meat, the salt-baked chicken must be tender, delicious and juicy! Dongpo meat must be tasty, and vegetables should be served Let’s make fried baby dishes, remember, baby dishes must not be too soft or rotten, but sour, crispy and refreshing! Add some chili, but not too spicy, if possible, have dessert after dinner, I don’t have any requirements for dessert after dinner, you guys Just watch and do it!"

"So be it."

The other party spoke a long series of words in one breath, and Zhuang Yan was taken aback for a while.

"Row."

The other party said, "Hurry up and get ready, I'm on my way, and I'll be there in the afternoon."

"Okay okay."

After hanging up the phone, Zhuang Yan immediately told Jiang Lou,
"Ms. Jiang, I'm a guest, ordering food."

"Oh? What did he order?"

"Uh..." Zhuang Yan paused, "The other party ordered a bit too much."

"many?"

"Well, the other party said that they want a lion's head, salt-baked chicken, Dongpo pork, baby vegetables, and dessert."

Zhuang Yan narrated what the guest said, and everyone present was stunned after listening.

Is this treating them as a gourmet show?
You can't order so much when you go to a restaurant, right?
"What? Say it again!?"

Jiang Lou immediately picked up the broom.

"Is the other party a man or a woman?"

Zhuang Yan thought for a while and said, "I don't know."

"I don't know? Can't even distinguish between men and women? Then tell me what are the characteristics of his voice and tone?"

"Teacher Jiang really can't hear it. The voice is like a ladyboy!"

"what?"

"Shemale!"

"Ha ha ha ha."

Zhuang Yan's words made everyone dumbfounded.