I really don't want to be a star

"I heard you were looking for me?"

The voice of the cold and domineering president came out, arousing the excitement of many girls.

There was an uproar in the live broadcast room.

"My God, how is that possible?"

"It can't be Su Zijin's voice!"

"This is recorded!"

"Could this be the legendary voice actor?"

"Seiyuu? No! This is ventriloquism! When will Su Zijin learn ventriloquism?"

……

Su Zijin thought of a martial arts master who was very popular recently, and suddenly jumped off the black chair with a slap!Soon!
Covering his eyes with his left hand, he pointed at the camera with his right hand and pretended to curse.

"Why don't you talk about martial arts!"

An old voice appeared, it was Mr. Ma who was very popular on the Internet.

Su Zijin covered his eyes and was in a daze, as if he was punched to the ground three times while spinning around.

"sorry Sorry."

The young voice kept apologizing for his recklessness.

"Young man, sneak attack, you sneak attack! I was careless and didn't dodge.

I have unique skills in receiving, transforming and sending.

Look how fast my punch is!As far as the tip of my nose, I thought that traditional martial arts would be the best, but I didn't expect you to sneak attack without talking about martial arts!Come cheat!
My 69 year old comrade!
I advise you to drink mouse tail juice! "

Although there was only Su Zijin on the screen, the sound of Ma Baoguo covering his eyes, the sound of the boxer apologizing, and the sound of the referee calling for a stop,
The crowd on the side screamed in surprise.

It can be said that there are good ventriloquists in Beijing.

Su Zijin watched the 666 and surprised sounds from the barrage.

Xindao, you think that I have practiced for nothing during this time. Do you know how much effort I have spent on this skill that can mix equipment with girls who eat chicken costumes?

I want to let the majority of people who play chicken and eat chicken understand a truth, what you lose is just a game, but what I lose is the whole love!
Su Zijin was playing around happily, but most of the people who came to see him really didn't want to watch the entertainment live broadcast, but wanted to see his women's clothing...

No, it's singing!
In order to satisfy the enthusiastic shouts of the masses, Su Zijin picked up the guitar and swept the strings a few times. The sound of the strings being plucked interrupted his imagination.

"Hello, I don't know what you like? Today, Su Zijin's karaoke machine will perform for everyone!"

With bullet screens flying past, Su Zijin saw "Itch" at a glance.

Feel like you've been attacked maliciously.

"Is it interesting for you to attack me with this kind of women's clothing without looking at it?"

You look at other people's fans, when you see idols coming, they are excitedly holding hands and touching their faces.

Hello, give me a sentence.

"Come on, brother, women's clothing or not. Is this okay? This is not good, you can't come and attack my 69-year-old comrade!"

Su Zijin felt that fans who liked her were abnormal, but after such a long time, she became bearish.

If it’s not normal, it’s not normal, it’s up to you.

"In this way, let me sing "Suyan" for everyone! Everyone knows that the song "Suyan" is a chorus of two people. Today I will work harder and solve it alone."

"If you donate more than [-] rockets today, I can also make women's clothes for everyone!"

In his mind, Gouzi resisted Su Zijin's attitude of bending his waist for five buckets of rice.

Twirling his little butt, his short legs followed, the dog flicked his head, and rolled his eyes.

"You just want to dress up as a woman, so don't make so many excuses, okay? Although I'm not human, you are a real dog!"

Su Zijin squeezed the dog into a ball and threw it out angrily.

Pick up the guitar and play the accompaniment without makeup.

"Another quiet night! . . . "

Su Yan, Su Zijin, is very familiar with the road, and she is almost impeccable in all aspects of details.

With Su Zijin's quiet singing, it brought great music enjoyment to everyone.

It is even more surprising that Su Zijin plays two roles alone.

Fans who like Su Zijin are mostly divided into two types, one is that they like Su Zijin's appearance, which is an out-and-out beauty dog, and the other is that they like his songs, which belong to those who appreciate Su Zijin talent.

But recently another kind of black fan appeared, who likes to tease Su Zijin.

"On a rainy day, go shopping in the photo, crying and laughing at other people's faces."

A sweet voice came from Su Zijin's mouth, making Su Zijin, who was already delicate, even more charming.

"I want to see Su Zijin's women's clothing! Dangdangdang brushes out [-] rockets for Su Zijin."

Su Zijin was singing to his heart's content, when he was caught off guard by eight hundred rockets.

what?It's amazing to have money!

Well, being rich is great.

"Women's clothes! Women's clothes!"

Countless people in the bullet screen actively supported him, and the entry of millions of red necks into Beijing made Su Zijin great again.

Su Zijin usually just said it, but he didn't expect that some local tyrants would give gifts.

He belongs to the kind of person who is very sincere in his words, but shrinks back when he sees so many people wanting to see his women's clothing.

Oh, what a shame!

"No, I didn't prepare clothes today! How about women's clothing, or another day, next time!"

Su Zijin said to the fans in a tentative tone.

But the fans obviously didn't buy it collectively, saying that if Su Zijin didn't wear women's clothes, they would hack him.

Su Zijin couldn't bear the barrage of curses and artillery fire.

At this time, the voice-over sounds a prop group.

In an instant, a lady's ancient style shirt was thrown over to him.

And then it came.

"Go to women's clothing."

In the blink of an eye, Su Zijin struggled to make the biggest decision in three to four minutes.

During the few minutes when Su Zijin stopped broadcasting, the number of people in the live broadcast room unexpectedly rose to more than 50.

Most people came here because they had seen the picture of Su Zijin's women's clothing.

But is it so attractive to say that women's clothing is so attractive?
The author thinks about it and dispels this terrible idea.

When the blacked-out screen was turned on again, the recently popular sound effect of changing clothes appeared on Douyin.

With a bang, it's quick!
The person who appeared in the picture was dressed in a long dress with water sleeves, his face was like a peach blossom, and his complexion was like jade.

The person in the painting raises his sleeves slightly in front of the mirror, tilts his face slightly, and smiles, with a pair of clear water eyes full of sadness.

Can't help but let people say, whose family is a good lady!
"Hello everyone, I'm a friend of Su Zijin's, and we happen to look alike, so the photos of his women's clothing in the past are actually my photos.

Sorry for making Zijin suffer so much, the little girl is so polite! "

In the picture, the delicate woman squatted slightly and said softly and said hello, her temperament is not a bit weaker than that of the Jiangnan woman, and her frown and smile are very comparable.

With a smile, people fall into the country, and with a smile, flowers lose color.

"My God, is it true that Su Zijin's photo is not his, but this good sister's.

Such a pretty sister. "

"The upstairs must be blind! This face, this figure, how could it be Su Zijin's niche.

Come, lady.I have been looking for you for so many years, and I finally found you today. "

"Wow! So beautiful!"

"I have to say, Su Zijin's temperament is amazing, she was born to sing Huadan. I like it so much, wow!"

"Suddenly I found that a female costume guy and a voice actor are a good match!"

"Upstairs, we must protect Su Zijin, a friend, and we must not let Su Zijin hide him."

"Brothers put protection on the public screen!"

For a moment, the word "protection" was all over the place.

"You guys are so annoying, don't be ashamed of others."

The charming voice with three points of anger can't help but make people feel uncomfortable.

But when many people saw such a perfect man, their hearts immediately turned cold.

"It's over, I don't believe in love anymore!"

"How can there be such a beautiful man, sisters, I can't do it anymore, lick the screen."

"Can you be a little bit more promising? Hurry up and take a screenshot while this friend is still there. You must not let Su Zijin do that messy thing again."

The frowns and smiles of the women's clothing on the screen are all touching.

When everyone sees the person in the mirror, they don't know the gender, and they suspect that they are heavenly beings.

Looking at the "woman" in the mirror shed tears and panted slightly.When you are quiet, you are like a beautiful flower shining in the water, and when you are in action, you are like a weak willow supporting the wind.The heart has one more opening than the stem, and the disease is like Xizi's three points.

Weeping and turning flowers lose color, laughing startled Hong stopped for three minutes.

I have to say that when a man is beautiful, there is nothing wrong with a woman.

As long as the gender is not too rigid, it is difficult to find a girlfriend, but you can still have a boyfriend.

But Su Zijin would never be a slave, watching the screen, he immediately asked to change back to a man.

"Guest officers, Zijin is looking for me later, so I can't stay for long. Don't miss me, I'm very busy and don't usually have time.

So if you like me, come to Su Zijin! "

……

"Su Zijin, if you dare to let the lady in women's clothing go, believe it or not, I will make you disappear too!"

"Su Zijin, I know you have a friend, but please let this friend stay a little longer!"

Following Su Zijin's words, the barrage exploded.

Probably they all mean the same thing, that is, let Su Zijin stay for a while longer.

Su Zijin was also cracked, and he wasn't usually so hot.

Immediately I was a little jealous of myself, but I looked at myself in the camera.

With a snort, he was full of anger.

Oh, why am I so pretty!