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Just when Ye Chen was about to take a bath, Qin Wan and Liu Shiyao appeared at the same time, each holding a bowl of porridge.

Ye Chen inadvertently felt his scalp tingling.

Why does it look more and more like a scene where Da Lang is drinking medicine, and if he doesn't want to drink it, he forces him to drink it.

"Well, you guys are..."

"Don't you think that the color of our porridge is not good, and the taste is not right?"

"We are not pedantic people. If customers have requirements, we will of course correct them according to the requirements of customers. This is the fine porridge after our revision."

"Do you understand, the white ones and the sweet ones are all made according to your requirements."

"Aren't you very touched, you should have nothing to say this time, so give it a try."

What else could Ye Chen do, the first time he had already refused, and he still used such absurd reasons.

If you refuse again, it will be a little ignorant.

Most importantly, the white porridge they were holding didn't seem that bad.

Although it can't achieve the perfect color, fragrance and taste, it is not as unsightly as the previous bowl of porridge.

"Since it's hard to refuse your kindness, then I'll take a bite as hard as I can."

He took the porridge from Liu Shiyao's hand and drank it all in one gulp.

"Bah bah bah..."

It went in quickly, and came out even faster. Ye Chen spit out the porridge before he swallowed it in his stomach.

"What the hell is this? Why is it so sweet? Have you killed the sugar seller?"

"It's so sweet that it turns bitter, you are really talented. You can make something as simple as porridge like this. It's the best in the world."

"Bah bah bah."

Ye Chen returned the bowl to Liu Shiyao, shook his head and left.

While walking, there are still broken thoughts in his mouth.

"At this level, sooner or later you will starve to death when you go out. Even if you don't starve to death, you will be poisoned to death by the food you cook."

"This is no food, this is simply poison."

Listening to Ye Chen's broken thoughts, Qin Wan and Liu Shiyao's complexion became extremely ugly.

"Straight male points +1."

"Straight male points +1."

Listening to the notification tone from the system, Ye Chen felt inexplicably comfortable.

Two o'clock straight man point, really a good thing.

It seems that in the future, I need to behave more straight, ten thousand straight men are just around the corner.

Ye Chen was not as good at pulling wool as he was. He caught two people and desperately squeezed them.

"Is it really that bad? It's so bad, hypocritical."

"Come on, let me try it, if I can eat it... vomit... bah bah bah... what kind of stuff is this, can people eat this thing."

Before Liu Shiyao swore that Ye Chen was hypocritical.

But when Liu Shiyao tasted it herself, she realized that it wasn't that Ye Chen was too hypocritical, it was just that the porridge they made was too unpalatable, and it wasn't something people could eat.

"How dare you make Ye Chen eat this kind of thing, it's a waste of food, bah."

After speaking, Liu Shiyao turned around and left, leaving Qin Wan alone.

Qin Wan who stood there blankly looked at the porridge in her hand with a dazed expression, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"This? Does it have anything to do with me? Didn't you make the porridge?"

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, look at Qin Wan's expression, she's full of ignorance."

"Qin Wan: The clown is me after all."

"Liu Shiyao and Ye Chen are a little too unkind, and even threw the responsibility on Qin Wan's head."

"..."

After a day of comatose sleep and the delicious porridge, Ye Chen was already hungry.

It's impossible to count on Qin Wan and Liu Shiyao, and they can make a living by themselves.

I simply found a bag of instant noodles and ate a delicious meal.

"Shu Tan, I finally suppressed the smell of porridge."

After eating the instant noodles, Ye Chen lay there comfortably.

"Ye Chen, the porridge is ready, let's have a bowl of porridge. This time it's absolutely different from last time. Last time it was Qin Wan who made trouble. This time I made it by myself. It's absolutely delicious."

Hearing the word porridge, Ye Chen's heart trembled suddenly, and he felt bad all over.

"Well, I just ate and I'm already full, so I won't drink the porridge, I won't drink it."

It's a pity that Ye Chen's refusal this time was useless, Liu Shiyao came directly to Ye Chen's side.

Sitting on Ye Chen's lap, he hugged Ye Chen tightly.

Poor Ye Chen could only wash his face with milk.

Ye Chen was so frightened by this bold move that he sat there not daring to move.

"I won't leave if you don't drink. Today I will sit on your body and I won't go anywhere."

"My bowl of porridge, if you drink it, everyone will be happy. If you don't drink it, the two of us will always be like this, suffocating you."

It's not good to be soft, Liu Shiyao directly comes to be tough.

"Are you sure? It's not me who suffers like this. If you sit on me like this, be careful that I will punish you on the spot."

Ye Chen struggled to break free from it, threatening.

"If you wish, come here."

Liu Shiyao glanced at Ye Chen provocatively.

Just when Ye Chen was about to make a move, a pair of scissors suddenly fell from Liu Shiyao's sleeve.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, this is the tool I cut the end of the thread, it's nothing, you continue."

How dare Ye Chen continue, this pair of scissors directly frightened Ye Chen to wilt.

"This bitch is a bit ruthless, and she even carries scissors with her. Could it be that she wants to take advantage of Ye Chen's unpreparedness and give Ye Chen a snap?"

"Sitting on Ye Chen's body and threatening Ye Chen's little brother with scissors, only Liu Shiyao can do such a thing."

"The most uncomfortable thing is Ye Chen, brother, listen to my brother's persuasion, go with it, isn't it just a bowl of porridge, it is better than the little brother."

Ye Chen really thought so too, no matter how bad a bowl of porridge tastes, it won't kill him.

But if he was clicked by Liu Shiyao, his life would be gone.

"I'll drink it, isn't it okay to drink it? Isn't it just a bowl of porridge? Today I risk my life to accompany the gentleman."

Ye Chen was so decisive, picked up the porridge, tilted his head, and poured it directly into his mouth.

"vomit……"

"Ok?"

The bursting taste in his mouth made Ye Chen want to vomit, but seeing Liu Shiyao's threatening eyes, Ye Chen could only swallow the porridge reluctantly.

Seeing Ye Chen finish the porridge, Liu Shiyao jumped off Ye Chen's body contentedly.

"You're smart, I'll give you a kiss reward."

"..."

Ye Chen didn't have time to talk to her at all, he thought a bowl of porridge was no big deal, but after he drank it, he realized he was wrong.

The stomach and intestines couldn't stand this bowl of porridge at all, and began to twist together.

"Brother Ye Chen, what's wrong with you, is your stomach hurting, please drink some hot water."

Seeing Ye Chen's distress, Qin Wan hurried out of the kitchen and brought Ye Chen a bowl of porridge.

"Drink quickly."

Ye Chen didn't think much, took the bowl from Qin Wan's hand, and drank it down in one gulp.

But when he swallowed it, he realized that what he just drank was porridge.

This bowl of porridge became the last straw that overwhelmed Ye Chen.

The two bowls of porridge seemed to be competing for territory, and Ye Chen's stomach was overwhelmed. Even Ye Chen's strong body couldn't resist it.

"You...you...killed me..."