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Chapter 44: Lighting wood with a lighter

Three seconds later, Ye Chen fell directly on the bed, snoring loudly.

"???"

"???"

"???"

"..."

Everyone was stunned, looking at the picture in front of them in disbelief, the last trace of sleepiness disappeared.

"Nani? What the hell is this? Are you so sleepy? You're about to succeed, so you just fell asleep?"

"It's hard to imagine that Ye Chen's sleeping skills have reached the level of returning to the basics. He can sleep when he wants to, and it doesn't take even a second."

"Beauties don't even have any attraction to him. It's because he was so anxious just now, it's all just pretending."

"Look, Liu Shiyao was so frightened that he almost called for help, but he feinted, and he couldn't get up, so he fell asleep directly."

It is true that Liu Shiyao was terribly frightened, she thought she was about to lose her virginity today.

Unexpectedly, Ye Chen fell asleep.

Liu Shiyao looked at Ye Chen sadly, feeling a little lost in her heart.

"My old lady has cooperated with you so much, it's only a matter of time before you fall asleep like this."

The more Liu Shiyao thought about it, the angrier she became, she hit Ye Chen's chest twice, seeing that Ye Chen didn't respond, she sighed heavily.

"Director, you don't need to come. Ye Chen fell asleep and didn't do anything. It was all pretending before."

"However, Liu Shiyao's appearance is a little dissatisfied. Does she want to be with Ye Chen, hehehe."

"No way, no way, has she been attracted by Ye Chen in just two days?"

"The big brother on the list spent so much money to win her heart, but Ye Chen captured her without doing anything? Isn't the one who doesn't spend money the best?"

"Ranking [-]: Weeping and fainting in the toilet."

"Ranking two: close behind."

"Help three: in line."

"Ranked Four:..."

Everyone was teasing Ye Chen, but they didn't know that this was not what Ye Chen wanted.

After all, Ye Chen couldn't control himself.

Today he made a big determination, decided to sacrifice the happiness of the rest of his life, and have a tumultuous battle with Liu Shiyao.

But in the end, he was sanctioned by the system and went into a dormant state directly.

This sleep lasted until the next morning before Ye Chen woke up.

"Ah... so heavy..."

Ye Chen wanted to stretch after waking up, but found that he couldn't move.

"Ghost press? Impossible, it must be two pigs."

Ye Chen immediately denied the ghost press.

He turned his head and saw that there were two pigs on his body, making him unable to move.

"He's such an old man, he doesn't sleep honestly, he deserves a beating."

Ye Chen's passion from last night has completely disappeared.

Now that I think about it, it’s a good thing I didn’t have any impulsiveness last night, otherwise my future sex life would be gone.

"Hey, wake up, wake up, get up and pee, the sun is drying your ass."

"Why are you two as fat as pigs? You can't even sleep calmly. If you continue like this next time, you don't want to sleep in my bed."

Ye Chen gave a slap on the butt alone, this slap didn't show mercy at all, it directly woke the two of them up.

Turned over, came under the bed, and did a simple exercise for a while.

"Hey, hey."

"Ha ha."

Ye Chen was exercising there, but there was disdain in the live broadcast room.

This time, even the male compatriots couldn't keep Ye Chen.

"What's the use of exercising well, it's not a waste at the critical moment."

"That's right, a man who can only sleep is a waste."

Even Qin Wan and Liu Shiyao looked sad, although they didn't really want Ye Chen to possess them last night.

But if Ye Chen falls asleep halfway, that is a denial of their charm.

What women care most about is themselves in the eyes of others. If they can't even seduce Ye Chen's desire, then they are a failure.

"call……"

"Clean up, I'll prepare food for you, find some dry firewood by the way, and light the fire."

The lighters are all here, if they can't even light the fire, then there is no need to keep them.

Of course, there is no change in the food today, it is still rats, snakes, and insects.

Soon Ye Chen prepared the food.

When he came back, he saw the two of them frantically getting firewood.

As for the lighter, it has been scrapped and was charred and thrown aside.

"Which of you two can tell me what happened, how can a lighter be burnt by lighting a fire."

It's good that Ye Chen didn't mention it, but Liu Shiyao and the others got angry when they mentioned it.

"What kind of broken lighter is this? It didn't even ignite a piece of wood, it became scaldingly hot, and then exploded directly, almost hurting my hand."

"..."

Listening to Liu Shiyao's words, the corners of Ye Chen's mouth twitched slightly.

"You guys, take a lighter and light some wood?"

"That's right, didn't you say let us ignite it? It won't light at all. The quality of the lighter is too poor."

Liu Shiyao still complained, and Ye Chen almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

What a stupid brain to come up with such a way to light wood with a lighter.

Even a titanium alloy invincible lighter can't light a piece of wood alone.

"My good fellow, if you don't have a cerebral hemorrhage for ten years, you will definitely not be able to do this kind of thing. Take a lighter and light wood, what a genius."

"One thing to say, they have too little common sense in life, and they can't do this kind of thing well. What's the use of keeping them. If I were Ye Chen, I would just give them up."

"Didn't Ye Chen say that? He asked Shiyao and the others to light the fire. If it's not the lighter, what does it have to do with Shiyao and the others?"

"That's right, it's just that the lighter is not good, but you put the blame on Shi Yao and the others, who are you?"

Listening to the female boxer's speech, the male compatriots were all overjoyed.

"I'm so funny, this group of little Ke (S) Ai (B) is really the best in the world, use a lighter to light wood, why don't you use your butt to eat?"

"Anyone with a normal IQ knows that to ignite wood, you need to ignite flammables. Use flammables to ignite wood, and use a lighter to light it directly. Mad, mentally retarded."

"..."

After the male compatriots taught them some common sense of life, they all shut up.

"The cooked food is gone today. If you want to eat, you can eat these. If you don't want to eat, then go hungry."

Ye Chen didn't bother to say anything to them, and threw his backpack on the ground.

Rat meat, snake meat, and white worms all leaked out.

"???"

"???"

A big question mark appeared on Liu Shiyao and Qin Wan's little head.

"Is this a rat snake and a bug?"

"Yes."

"What about the rabbit we ate yesterday?"

"These too."

"These? Ugh..."

What they ate yesterday was rat meat, snake meat, and those little white bugs.

The most important thing is that they eat with relish, and their mouths are full of oil.

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