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"Potatoes, sweet potatoes, corn..."

"Bring your tools and let's go."

A group of three set off in a mighty way. When they came to the deserted land, they stared wide-eyed and didn't know what to do.

"Can you farm?"

"Do you know?"

"will not."

"I do not know either."

Two pairs of big innocent eyes just stared at Ye Chen in a daze.

Ye Chen patted his head with a look of helplessness on his face.

"Look at what I do, don't you know anything about it?"

"will not."

"will not."

The two of them can be regarded as pampered young ladies, they don't touch the spring water with their fingers, and they don't even cook at home, let alone farm.

"By the way, do you two know the name of the tool you are holding?"

The two scanned the ground, and finally fixed their eyes on the shovel at the same time.

"If I'm not mistaken, is the scientific name of this thing called a shovel?"

"This is the shovel."

Almost at the same time, the two said the name of the shovel.

"I said it first."

"Obviously I said it first."

"I go first."

"I go first."

Neither of them would back down, and they started arguing over the shovel, while Ye Chenzao on the side was helpless.

The shovel is something that everyone should know.

"Do you only know one shovel? There are so many tools on the ground, don't you know any of the rest?"

"Is this a nine-toothed rake?"

"Your math was taught by your physical education teacher. There are obviously ten teeth. If you want to call it a ten-tooth rake."

"Then this is the three-tooth rake."

"This is a five-toothed rake."

"..."

Ye Chen finally understood that these two young ladies are vases, completely big vases.

Cleaning up the house is their limit, and letting them farm the land is a fantasy.

"You two discuss slowly, I will hoe the ground first."

After all, it was Ye Chen who took care of everything alone, picked up the hoe and began to hoe the ground.

"Brother Ye Chen, let me help you."

"I am coming too."

The two jumped to Ye Chen's side.

Seeing that the land he had just hoeed was trampled by the two of them, Ye Chen didn't want to say anything, and couldn't say anything, so he could only turn around and start hoeing again.

"I'm laughing to death, these two guys are really vases, if you don't know how to do it, just stay at ease, and actually make trouble for others."

"Look at Ye Chen's helpless expression, if he is not responsible for the great plan of human reproduction, he must want to die."

"What is there to be helpless? Farming is a man's job. Haven't you heard the saying that men farm and women weave? From ancient times to the present, men have been farming. Shi Yao and the others are willing to accompany Ye Chen to work in the field." Live is great enough."

"Besides, if you don't know how to farm, can't he teach it? Anyone who knows how to farm from birth, Shi Yao and the others are not the favorites of the family. They will never be stinky farmers in their entire lives."

Male compatriots can still understand the saying that men farm and women weave.

But they couldn't bear to hear the female boxer insulting the peasants.

Eating the grain grown by the peasants, he even speaks ill of the peasants.

"Smelly bitch, say one more thing, believe it or not, I will slap you with a big mouth."

"One of the worst things a farmer can do is to overfed an ungrateful guy like you. Your brain is a good thing, but why don't you grow up?"

"Why, isn't the food you eat grown by farmers? Didn't you grow up eating Baijia Oli?"

"you……"

"What are you, don't come out and talk until your brain is fully developed. I'm ashamed of your father. Why didn't you put you in the toilet paper and throw it away?"

"Son, if your parents are in good health, I suggest you get another one. You are already a waste, so don't drag your family down."

"..."

This time, the male compatriots stopped holding back and fought back one by one. Even the army of female boxers was overwhelmed by the momentum of the male compatriots, and no one dared to speak up for her.

"Invincible female boxer, exit the live broadcast room."

"Brothers, she is gone, stop scolding her, pay attention to our quality."

"Take our patience as their shameless capital, what the hell."

"..."

After scolding people out of the live broadcast room, the male compatriots stopped.

"Brother Ye Chen, what can we do for you?"

"You just sit there and don't move, that's the biggest help to me."

Ye Chen didn't expect them to help, as long as they didn't make trouble, he would be thankful.

"It's okay if you don't help, is Ye Chen looking down on people?"

"That's right, I just look down on them. If they don't make trouble, Ye Chen should burn incense and worship Buddha."

"One thing to say, Ye Chen is still good at doing farm work. I am a student of the Agricultural College. Based on my experience, if this continues, Ye Chen may really live for a long time."

"That's right, the weather in City Y is favorable, the weather is smooth, and the survival rate of the farmers is very high. There will be a bumper harvest next year. Day after day, year after year, as long as Ye Chen stays here, he will definitely win."

"..."

Ye Chen has no spirit of exploration. The foreign candidates are desperately exploring, looking for surviving humans. The consortium has already arranged a series of plans for them.

But when it came to Ye Chen, they were stuck, and it could even be said that they made no progress.

Ye Chen stopped exploring, and just stayed in Y City with peace of mind, farming, teasing Qin Wan and the others, living happily ever after.

"Huaguo director team, stop Ye Chen's actions."

"Launch the doomsday operation tonight, forcing Ye Chen to explore outside."

Watching Ye Chen carefree every day, Hua Guo's director team is also very helpless.

Now with the instructions from the consortium, the director team decided to give Ye Chen a real end of the world.

"Inform the aircraft crew that hail will be artificially dropped, stones will be thrown, and fire will be artificially dropped tonight."

"Be sure to calculate the angle, don't hurt Ye Chen and the others, and destroy this city."

"Go and inform the release team that after the release of the man-made disaster, release the mice and destroy all of Ye Chen's food."

Ye Chen had no idea that there were already so many plans waiting for him in secret.

Now Ye Chen is still working hard in the field.

"Potatoes, potatoes, it's up to you whether you can harvest next year. You should grow such fertile land well."

After a day of hard work, Ye Chen returned home with two vases.

"Ah...so tired..."

"Let me help you squeeze your shoulders."

"Let me help you pinch your legs."

Ye Chen just stretched, before he could react, Qin Wan and Liu Shiyao rushed up to him and massaged his body.

"Poor children, enjoy the last happy time, and your road to survival will not be so smooth."