Global live broadcast, start off angry green tea bitch

"System, hurry up and issue the third mission to me, I want to receive the reward for the second mission."

Ye Chen understands the rules, a chain of missions, one chain after another.

[Release task [-]: Abduction and trafficking case in Sichuan Province. 】

【Save the abducted disabled people, this gang is the same gang as the Niu Village kidnapped women, please uproot them. 】

[Location: Sichuan Province Railway Station, disguised as mentally retarded, sneaked in and wiped them out in one fell swoop. 】

[Task 10 rewards are being issued, god-level acting skills, god-level spear skills, straight male points +10W, popularity +[-]W, and the title of Friend of Women. 】

Note: Wearing the title of Friend of Women increases the charm by 100%, which is irresistible to women.

Cao thief?

This was Ye Chen's first thought. He didn't expect that one day he would also become Cao thief.

Regardless of whether Cao is a thief or not, the most important thing for Ye Chen now is to solve the problem of human trafficking.

This gang is too arrogant. They traffic women and disabled people. If they don’t break their legs, they don’t know what it’s like to be disabled.

"Dear audience friends, do you miss me?"

"Hero, I miss you."

"The unsung hero left gracefully, admiration."

"..."

Even Ye Chen felt a little embarrassed by all the praises on the barrage.

"Don't be like this, don't be like this, we are all serving the people, if you have anything nice to say, just say a few more words, don't be polite."

"Please smash me to death with nice words, don't be stingy."

They have already experienced Ye Chen's brazenness, so they are no longer surprised by it.

The most important thing is that Ye Chen is worthy of these good words.

"For the sake of your hard work, I will reluctantly give you a thousand-word compliment."

"Even if it's not for you, for the scars on your body, I have to write a paper for you to boast."

"..."

With everyone's praise, Ye Chen came to the station step by step.

Contrary to what the audience expected, Ye Chen didn't buy a ticket to take the bus, and didn't set foot on the way home. Instead, he found an empty corner and did it.

"???"

"What are you doing? What are you doing? Is this a new business opportunity?"

"Sure enough, I discovered it several years ago. Asking for money at the gate of the train station is a way to get rich. Of course, you have to be thick-skinned. It is because of my thin face that I have missed opportunities to get rich again and again."

"I'm calling you a good guy. Is Ye Chen starting this business now? It can be seen that there are huge profits in it. Brothers, don't talk about it. I change my clothes, take a stick and a bowl, and set off."

"Brother, remember, tear up your clothes, put some dirt on your face, and there must be stains on the bowl."

"Brother has experience, come and teach, how about we form a group?"

Seeing Ye Chen sitting there, they started researching new ways to get rich instead.

But jokes are jokes, they still want to know what Ye Chen is doing here.

Ye Chen definitely doesn't like such a 'tall' job as a beggar.

"Stop hiding it, what are you doing sitting here, and give an explanation to the brothers."

"That's right, you're going to drift off just after a few compliments, that's not okay."

"Say it quickly, brothers can't wait."

"..."

The more anxious they were, the calmer Ye Chen became.

"Cough cough..."

Ye Chen cleared his throat, and then gave the audience a mysterious look.

"According to reliable sources... Ka..."

Once again, the picture disappeared as expected, leaving only the bewildered audience.

"Fuck, fuck, this guy is playing this trick again."

"Reliable news, and then, it's like this every time. He secretly does big things by himself and doesn't disclose it to us. He doesn't treat us as his own at all."

"Forget it, the relationship has faded, and there is no love. Brothers, I will withdraw and go to the train station to beg for food."

"..."

"Straight male points +1000."

"Straight male points +1000."

"..."

That's right, this is Ye Chen's show routine. If you don't play tricks on them, they don't know how to contribute a little straight man.

No, after the reliable news, everyone has contributed straight man points, so happy.

"I have to dress myself up first, so that I don't look like a mentally retarded person."

Finding an empty corner, Ye Chen dressed himself up.

His clothes were torn into rags, his hair was a mess, his beard was unshaven, there was oil at the corners of his mouth, and his nails were full of dirt.

"This dress should look almost the same, at least the external conditions are met."

The external conditions are met, coupled with Ye Chen's god-level acting skills, isn't it easy to play a mentally retarded person?

"I'm back, you don't think I'm here."

"???"

"???"

"Fuck, where is the mental retardation?"

Seeing this comment, Ye Chen smiled with satisfaction, this is the best compliment to him, he is mentally retarded.

"It makes the brothers laugh, this mentally retarded person is me, and I am the mentally retarded person."

"Do you look like it, hehehehe..."

Ye Chen suddenly smirked at the screen, and the audience in the live broadcast room were startled by him.

"Fuck, how did Ye Chen become like this? Isn't this Nima mentally retarded? My dog ​​was taken aback."

"Retarded, retarded, absolutely retarded."

"Where is Ye Chen playing? Why haven't I seen you for a few hours? A good-looking person has become mentally retarded."

"..."

After getting their 'praise', Ye Chen smiled with satisfaction.

"Don't guess my purpose, guessing is reliable news."

"..."

"..."

They are now psychologically shadowed by this reliable news.

"Okay, okay, reliable news, you mentally retarded."

"Don't tell me, this mentally handicapped person is quite similar."

"Can you speak? Is this called impersonation? This is completely acting in his true colors. He is mentally retarded."

"Hello mentally handicapped."

"Retarded..."

Well, this is considered to be an opportunity for them to vent their anger with personal attacks, and they all use the word "mentally retarded" desperately.

Ye Chen just waited and chatted like this, until eight or nine o'clock in the evening, Ye Chen discovered the suspicious target.

"Okay guys, let's play and play, don't make fun of reliable news, I'm going to start my performance."

In the blink of an eye, Ye Chen turned into a mentally handicapped person, shivering in the corner of the train station.

But the position he is in is also the best position, which happens to be seen by those people.

"Come on, come on, I'm mentally retarded, you need someone, yes, yes, just come here, one step, two steps."

"Hey Hey……"

Ye Chen looked at the few strong men who came, and giggled silly.

"I know how to work, I can work, my father said that if I work, I will get rich, and if I have money, I can marry a wife."

"Fool? Interesting."

"Hey, idiot, what's your name?"

"I know how to work, I can work, my father said that if I work, I will get rich, and if I have money, I can marry a wife."