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"I'm here to report. You guys are so inappropriate. Besides, I'm not addicted. I have a special constitution, and drugs have no effect on me."

"Let's check it out, it's also for the sake of your body."

The police uncle said so, Ye Chen couldn't resist, so he had to do a physical examination obediently.

"Are you sure you're on drugs?"

After inspection, no drug ingredients were found on Ye Chen's body.

This is a bit unreasonable, and it is beyond their knowledge reserves.

"Sure, I smoked a lot."

"..."

Ye Chen must be the only one in this world who can speak so righteously about drug abuse.

"You don't believe it? Don't believe that I will smoke it for you on the spot. No matter what kind of drug it is, I'm fine."

"..."

Everyone looked at Ye Chen as if they were fools.

This is a police station, not a drug den.

"Straight male points +1000."

"Straight male points +1000."

"..."

Inexplicably receiving such a lot of straight man points, Ye Chen is also very helpless, he is just telling the truth, how can he be straight.

These people, really, don't understand straight guy humor.

"But you are suspected of taking drugs, we will detain and detain you."

"Wait, wait, I took drugs purely to break into the enemy's interior. After receiving the first-hand information, I will tell you as soon as possible."

"You are repaying your kindness for your kindness, killing your donkey and being ungrateful."

Ye Chen can't be locked up, he has to be the main force to wipe out the drug den this time.

Otherwise, what should I do if the system does not accept the account?

"If you lock me up, whoever will take you to the den of drug bandits, who will guide you, the enemy has hot weapons, without my leadership, you will be very dangerous."

Ye Chen said so, there is indeed a little truth, after all, Ye Chen is the only one who has been to the den of drug bandits.

With Ye Chen's help, their actions could indeed be much simpler.

But how to deal with Ye Chen, you still have to obey the orders from above.

"How about it, is there anything wrong with this kid?"

"No, no trace of the drug in the body can be detected."

"No? It's not like you haven't taken drugs, come play us."

Hearing the director's questioning voice, Ye Chen was very helpless, picked up a bag of drugs, and sucked it hard, and the bag of drugs was gone.

Everyone didn't expect Ye Chen to do this, they just watched Ye Chen take the drug.

"This is highly poisonous. It can paralyze people's nerves. If it is serious, it will directly destroy the nerves and become a fool."

"Moreover, this drug is more addictive than any drug we have found before. Once it is used, it is basically impossible to quit."

"..."

At this time, the test results came out.

But what's the use of this, Ye Chen has already taken the drug.

"You are confused, how can you take drugs to prove yourself."

"It's our dereliction of duty, it's all our fault."

"???"

Seeing everyone beating their chests and stamping their feet in remorse, Ye Chen had question marks all over his head.

"I said I'm fine, do you believe me?"

"I'm standing here, is the drug addiction happening? What are you regretting?"

When Ye Chen said this, it seemed to be the same thing.

It stands to reason that if you take drugs, you will have a reaction in a few seconds.

But this guy Ye Chen is actually very good, there is nothing wrong with him, and he is still standing there teasing them.

"It's weird, what kind of physique is this guy, he can be immune to drugs."

"Could it be that there is a problem with the test report, this thing is not toxic at all."

The inspectors looked at the policeman who was speaking sadly, and the voice came out leisurely.

"Why don't you try it?"

How dare they try it? They don't have Ye Chen's special physique. Once they are tricked, their life will be ruined.

"No, just kidding, kidding."

"Okay, let's get down to business, what are you going to do, attack by force or outsmart."

"I suggest outsmarting, which can reduce casualties. This is my plan. Take a look."

"Roughly speaking, I will lurk in first, and then send you a message. Let's enter the village quietly. It's not good to shoot. It's best to kill them invisible."

Ye Chen made a gesture of wiping his neck.

Seeing Ye Chen being so excited, the director couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

"We accept your wishes, but you should not participate in this matter. You have done enough to send us information. After we catch these drug dealers, we will reward you."

"Go back and have a good rest, and don't take drugs anymore, although you have abnormal physique."

Sure enough, they would not let themselves participate.

If you can't participate openly, then go secretly, anyway, he knows where the location is.

"Okay, this is the location I recorded from memory, probably in a corner of this mountain."

After passing the information he knew to the police, Ye Chen quietly returned to the hotel and slept until dawn.

"Gypsum, putty, silicone gel, foundation, hair..."

Ye Chen got up early in the morning to start buying materials, and then started his plan.

"Dear audience friends, today, let's stop doing petty theft. Let's do a science popularization today. I will explain to you what is called oriental magic."

"These are the materials I prepared. Don't blink for the next steps. You will regret it forever if you miss it."

"First step, let's pour out a negative mold.

Then, we turned out the real plaster portrait of the human face on the female model.

In the third step, we use plastic clay to correct the plaster, so that the final model is released.

Then the mask is blown, polished, painted, further processed..."

Many viewers were attracted by Ye Chen, just watching Ye Chen messing around there alone.

"What is this guy doing? He doesn't make money, so he's doing a live broadcast here? You can't tip for this live broadcast."

"The layman shut up, don't make fools if you don't know, Ye Chen is teaching us oriental magic."

"Oriental magic? My wife knows it. Do I still need to learn it?"

"Your wife is a small way after all. What Ye Chen taught today is the ultimate invincible oriental magic. Read carefully and learn carefully."

Under the watchful eyes of the audience, Ye Chen's human skin mask soon took shape.

Coupled with Ye Chen's perfect portrayal, after putting on the mask, it's like a different person, and there is no abnormality at all.

"???"

"???"

"Where's Ye Chen?"

"This shit, no wonder it is said to be an oriental sorcery."

"I'm standing right in front of you, and I look a bit like your father."

Looking at this strange face in front of them, they really couldn't connect with Ye Chen.