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"Don't blame my younger brother for being ruthless, it's just that my younger brother has bad teeth, so I can only rely on this skill to make ends meet."

"The director team, the follow-up compensation will be handed over to you, and it has nothing to do with me."

The director team gave him a promise, as long as he doesn't kill people and set fires, he can do anything.

Are you making money? That's normal.

What can I do with 100 yuan, and I have to do it myself. Although Ye Chen's method is a bit despicable, it is very effective.

A donkey brand bag, the director team can still afford it.

But then, Ye Chen's actions brought the director team close to collapse.

Wherever Ye Chen went, not a single blade of grass grew, as long as Ye Chen was staring at him, no one would be spared.

Especially the rich women with donkey brand bags were all beaten by Ye Chen.

After all, in Ye Chen's heart, donkey bags are the best bags in the world, so these people are Ye Chen's first choice.

It's also thanks to Ye Chen for being uneducated, otherwise the donkey brand bags would not be the only ones suffering.

You must know that the donkey brand bags in this wealthy neighborhood are the lowest-end bags, and the real local tyrants are all private bags customized by famous masters.

"Two hours, more than 100 million, plus some gold and silver jewelry, 200 million should be no problem."

"It's not suitable to do too many things in a day, you can rest."

"Boss, how much is this bunch of grapes?"

"The price has increased recently, [-] strings."

"puff……"

Ye Chen almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, picked up the grapes and looked at them for a long time, but found nothing special.

"Is there anything special about your grapes? It's worth five thousand."

"The imported grapes shipped by air that day are plump and sweet."

"Gone?"

"Gone."

Ye Chen still underestimated the fun of rich people, there is nothing special about this grape, five thousand, unless you are mentally ill.

"Can't afford it, can't afford it."

After looking at the grapes, Ye Chen realized how poor he was, a mere one or two million yuan was only enough to eat a few grapes.

Not to mention delicacies such as durian here.

"Poverty, the original sin."

Carrying the money, Ye Chen left the wealthy neighborhood in despair.

"Open a presidential suite."

"18."

"open."

Rich and willful, although he can't fit 13 in the rich neighborhood, he can still afford a small presidential suite.

Lying in the presidential suite, Ye Chen stared straight at the pinhole camera.

"360 lines, every line will be the champion. If you want to make money, you must be down-to-earth. My approach of getting something for nothing is not advisable."

"And it's also a crime. If you don't have a solid background and a father named Ma, it's best not to try this kind of behavior."

"Otherwise, what you get may be a pair of silver bracelets, free dormitory, and free meals."

Ye Chen never forgot to teach the audience, for fear that they would learn from themselves and go down a road of no return.

"Okay, all that needs to be said has been said, the rest is up to the director, remember to compensate them for their losses."

After speaking, Ye Chen threw the pinhole camera aside.

Just kidding, my day can't be exposed to the eyes of the audience all the time, otherwise my secrets will be exposed.

"System, can I go back to the previous world?"

This is what Ye Chen is most concerned about now.

Although the world is not bad, Ye Chen misses the earth. After all, the earth is still restarting, who knows what will happen after he leaves.

"I can't go back at the moment."

"Currently?"

Ye Chen caught the language loophole in the system and cannot go back now, so there must be a way to go back.

"I can't go back now. Does that mean that there is still a way to go back?"

"Tell me quickly, what conditions are needed to return to Earth."

"One billion straight male points are the foundation. After completing the tasks issued by the system, there is a chance to return to Earth."

"..."

One sentence from the system persuaded Ye Chen to leave, and the billion points of straight men were just the foundation.

Ye Chen looked at the less than 100 million straight male points on his body, and his heart was half cold.

"Can that tell me what tasks I need to complete?"

"I can't disclose it at the moment."

"The system is a friendly reminder that the task will be more difficult to complete than a billion straight male points."

Well, my heart that was half cold was completely cold now.

"I think this world is pretty good, so I won't go back, it's pretty good here."

If it comes, it will be safe, Ye Chen can't make things difficult for himself.

"Countdown: 998 days 10:34:49..."

Suddenly, Ye Chen received a notification from the system, and was a little confused for a while.

"what do you mean?"

"The countdown is a thousand days. If the task cannot be completed within a thousand days, the host will be wiped out."

"..."

Ye Chen really wanted to give himself two big mouths now, why did he ask so much today.

It's all right now, I can't live a good life, and there are only more than 900 days left.

After more than 900 days, if it cannot return to the earth, it will be obliterated.

"Delete or take me to another world."

"Eradicate, completely obliterate, the soul is annihilated, and there is no way to reincarnate."

Now Ye Chen completely gave up.

"Forget it, let's take a step at a time, isn't it just a billion straight men, it will be completed sooner or later."

After Ye Chen made up his mind, he decided to go farther and farther on the road of being a straight man, with the aura of a strong man who will never return.

"Go to Miss Sister tonight to find out about straight men."

"Where are there more young ladies, and they are willing to repost."

"Bar, yes, as long as you have money, you are the most chic."

Leaving as he said, Ye Chen picked up the pinhole camera and led the audience to the late night bar.

"Is this a bar? You're so elegant, you actually know how to come to a bar to have a good time."

"Come on, open the best table and serve the best wine."

Ye Chen showed a lot of financial resources as soon as he came. Seeing Ye Chen's rich and powerful appearance, several younger sisters looked straight at him.

"Long-lost atmosphere, happy."

Ye Chen was sitting on the sofa, drinking some wine, quietly watching the many beauties having sex there.

"Zhenbai, really hi."

The little sister at the bar didn't make Ye Chen wait too long, and soon came to Ye Chen's side, just leaning on Ye Chen.

"Little handsome guy, are you alone? Do you need our sisters to accompany you?"

Ye Chen looked around for a while, with a wild smile on the corner of his mouth, he took out 2 yuan and put it in the arms of the two sisters.

"You two are too ugly, take the money and leave."

"..."

The two sisters who just received the money thought that Ye Chen was attracted to them.

Who would have thought that Ye Chen would say this suddenly, it's too ugly, take the money and leave.

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, Ye Chen even said that he was too ugly in front of him."

"Straight man, real straight man, but I like it."