From live broadcast to top stream: I became a yin and yang star

"Xiao Xiao, if possible, I really want to see him again!"

Seeing Lin Yao's sincerity, he was once again full of hope for love.

"Sister-in-law Rabbit wants to see you so much, so hurry up and show up!"

Xiao Zhang stood up from the sofa, took out the psychic card and shook it at him.

Zhang Tu's figure suddenly appeared in the living room, and Lin Yao rushed over to see the familiar figure.

Xiao Zhang could already think of the miserable scene for a while, so he quickly took out the pillow and prepared for it.

Lin Yao directly passed through his body and rushed towards Xiao Zhang.

She bumped heavily into the pillow he had prepared in advance, and the two of them...wrong, one person and one ghost were a little dazed.

"Little rabbit sister-in-law forgot to tell you just now, you people and ghosts are not on the same latitude, so you can't touch each other." Xiao Zhang explained
"Xiao Xiao, then you should quickly think of a way!"

Seeing that Zhang Tu was anxious about Xiao Zhang's playfulness, he was the last one left anyway.

He had enough dog food on the way, so he decided to scare him.

"There is a way, but you, Xiaotu, know my identity. After all, people and ghosts have different paths. You understand me when I say that!"

Lin Yao heard tears streaming out again, although she didn't understand Xiao Zhang's meaning, he still understood that people and ghosts have different paths, her husband really died.

"Xiao Xiao, stop making trouble, look at your sister-in-law's eyes and stop crying!" Zhang Tu looked at his wife distressedly and said.

"If you two want to continue living, there are ways, but there are three taboos that you must not touch."

The small flame of hope between the two rose again, and they looked at Xiao Zhang expectantly.

"First, we must pay attention to basic necessities of life, food, housing and transportation. Don't eat rice, noodles, miscellaneous grains, wine, meat and eggs, and eat less."

Lin Yao asked a little puzzled, "Does little ghost Xiao not need to eat?"

"Of course you have to eat, but the ghosts eat incense candles, and ghosts such as wine and meat may arouse the fierceness of the little rabbit."

While Xiao Zhang was talking, Lin Yao took out a small notebook on the coffee table and memorized it seriously.

This made him feel that this was very similar to Liu Xin, and she continued to speak without speaking.

"Eat, I finished talking just now, and the next step is to wear. Xiaotu will only wear paper clothes bought in specialty stores in the underworld in the future. There are no requirements for housing and transportation."

Watching the two of them write down the precautions, Xiao Zhang nodded in satisfaction.

"Xiao Xiao, didn't you say three o'clock? What are the other two?"

"The second point is that because the little rabbit is a ghost, try not to be exposed to the sun during the day, although ghosts are not afraid of the sun, ultraviolet rays will greatly reduce the yin energy.

The third point is also the most important point, the two of you can have sex but don't have children. "

Lin Yao was still taking notes, but her face turned red when she heard Xiao Zhang's words.

"I can understand Xiao Xiao's other things. Why can't you have children?"

"The child born of a human ghost is a ghost fetus, as long as the child is born, it will be at the level of a ghost king.

But you can rest assured, if you let me know that you have children, I will definitely not be soft! "

As Xiao Zhang spoke, he showed an evil smile, and Zhang Tu and the two were made to tremble.

"If you really have a child, what will you do!"

"We are good friends and we will be merciful!"

The two breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, but their hearts rose again when they heard what Xiao Zhang said later.

"We are friends. If you really have a child, the sister-in-law and the child will go to Huangquan together, and the little rabbit will die, you all remember!"

The two nodded. They were really frightened by Xiao Zhang.

Xiao Zhang also had no choice but to allow them to get back together even though they were friends.

But no one can break the regulations of the underworld. Although he said the consequences are very serious, it is for their own good.

Xiao Zhang took out the psychic card and asked him to reach out and press it, and a burst of golden light flashed, and the word Xiao appeared on Zhang Tu's arm.

"Now you are my contracted ghost. If you encounter a ghost who asks you, just extend your arm and they won't make things difficult for you."

After he finished speaking, he opened the backpack in the system space, and took out the Yin Control Pill that he had bought in advance and handed it to Zhang Tu.

"The name of the elixir of Xiaotu is Controlling Yin Pill, after eating it, you can be like a normal person.

But the validity period is 1 year, if the time comes, you can find me! "

Zhang Tu vomited without saying a word, and the two of them immediately knelt down.

"Xiao Xiao, our husband and wife really thank you, we can't repay your kindness!"

Xiao Zhang quickly helped the two of them up, what is this all about?What kind of society is still playing this?

"We are friends, so don't mess with this, I have one last thing before I leave.

Xiaotu is already dead in Yangjian, so you can't expose his existence! "

"Don't worry about this, we don't understand other things, but we still understand the difference between yin and yang." Lin Yao promised.

This night was a hell of a time for him, and when he walked out of the room, he always felt that he had forgotten something.

"Did I forget something about the system?"

【You gave people the medicine, did you give the vessel for ghosts to live and cultivate? 】

He slapped his head and then remembered, bought two ghost jades and walked back.

Entering Zhang Tu's house again, the two looked at him suspiciously.

"Xiao Xiao, is there anything else you haven't said?"

Xiao Zhang took out two pieces of ghost jade and gave them one each.

"Xiaotu, your jade pendant is a ghost jade made by a ghost, and wearing it on your body every day will help you cultivate.

Sister-in-law's is a jade bracelet, which can be used as a hiding place for you, and it is also of great benefit to sister-in-law. "

Xiao Zhang really finished speaking this time, put on the high-end official clothes in front of them, and left the room through the wall.

"Husband Xiao Xiao, isn't he a star? What's going on?" Lin Yao asked suspiciously.

"Let me tell you that he is not only a star but also an official of the underworld. He is really not as simple as we think."

If such a thing hadn't happened, the two of them definitely wouldn't have believed that there would be ghosts and hells in this world.

But when they actually experience it, it makes them feel how small they are.

Two hours later...

The sky was already bright, and Xiao Zhang dragged his tired body back to the apartment.

This Yin Chayi is really cheating, seeing that he is going somewhere.

It was because of a rooster crowing that it lost its function 5 kilometers away from the apartment.

After taking out the psychic card and asking Meng Xiaoxiao, she learned that the clothes she gave were only effective at night.

When Xiao Zhang walked into the apartment, he saw Liu Xin curled up sleeping on the sofa in the living room.

He shook his head and felt sorry for his sister, she must be worried that he stayed here all night again.

He took out a blanket from his bedroom to cover her, wrote a sentence on the paper on the table and returned to the bedroom.

Because he was so tired, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep...