Red Alert Lord of War

It was about three or four o'clock when they arrived at the county seat.The streets are full of people, and there are voices of selling things everywhere.
"Candied haws! Fresh candied haws! This handsome guy, buy a bunch."

"Fifty cents, one yuan, two yuan, three yuan, pick whatever you want, choose whatever you want, big deal, big discount! Come and buy it!" This is a grocer selling mirrors, paper towels, toothpicks and the like.Many passers-by saw it and saw what good things they could buy in the store.

After seeing such a lively market, Li Xiaohui said to Natasha: "Why don't we go shopping!"

Natasha looked at his pitiful eyes, and reluctantly agreed to his request.

Li Xiaohui ran around happily like letting the wind go. Natasha had to warn him in a low voice to pay attention to his identity, and then he reluctantly followed Natasha.

At this time, Natasha saw a department store and said to Li Xiaohui, "Go in and have a look!"

Li Xiaohui was dumbfounded.Isn't this playing his rhythm?Who doesn't know that women like shopping the most!Then I bought a lot of clothes, and finally let my boyfriend go home with the things.

Natasha walked to a counter selling bags, and a young waiter in a blue uniform walked over happily.

The waiter said flatteringly: "Oh, you are a person who knows the goods at first glance. The bags in our store are all brand-name bags! What about Baodi, Tin, and all kinds of brand-name bags? You deserve it." have."

Li Xiaohui despised the waiter.Because this store is a luxury store!People who specialize in cheating people with a lot of money.

But Natasha ignored Li Xiaohui's secret words, and casually took a small red-striped satchel.Tried it.

The waiter even praised eloquently: "Oh, this beautiful lady, you can look like a fairy with this bag, and you will go to the next level. Really. The rate of turning heads on the street is definitely in the hundred. One hundredth!."

When Natasha heard the compliment, she immediately lost herself, so she asked Li Xiaohui, who looked bitter, "Does this little red bag look good on me?" After speaking, she looked at Li Xiaohui with cute eyes.Such poor Li Xiaohui has a big head.

Of course Li Xiaohui wanted to say no, it doesn't look good!The price is 99.8 yuan at a glance!I only have less than [-] oceans in total. If it really goes on like this, I can only sleep on the street at night.

But after seeing Natasha's begging eyes, he had no choice but to grit his teeth and say, "It's really beautiful, miss!"

Natasha felt elated in her heart.But when he heard the last two words, he knew he meant something else, so he asked angrily, "What are you talking about? I don't understand! Especially the last two words!"

Li Xiaohui broke out in a cold sweat.I didn't expect my little abacus to be seen through so quickly.I had no choice but to say embarrassingly, "Yes, my young mistress."

Natasha then asked: "Is this bag expensive?" Natasha also used this to trick poor Li Xiaohui.

Of course, how could Li Xiaohui, who is extremely smart, allow Natasha to play tricks so easily, so he said: "It's not expensive, it's not expensive, but the bag of Hei Shiqi next to it seems to be more affordable! And it's cheap, and it doesn't match at all. This red bag is bad. Are you right? Young Mistress."

Natasha heard Li Xiaohui's embarrassing words from Li Xiaohui's mouth, and immediately had a bottom line in her heart.

She deliberately put down the small red bag, and said, "This bag is too expensive! Let's go, Xiaohui." She really planned to leave here.

The waiter was shocked.Because she hasn't sold anything for a day.If she didn't sell it again, she would be scolded by the store manager again at night.

She hurriedly stopped Natasha and said, "Don't go, beauty. The price can be negotiated!"

Natasha immediately became interested and said, "How many concessions can you make!"

The waiter gritted his teeth and said, "I don't sell more, 88.8 to take home! This is our lowest price!"

Natasha replied calmly: "You treat me like a fool and have a lot of money! Don't buy it!"

"78.8 is okay!"

"Not buying!"

The waiter countered: "What about 66.6? It's too difficult for us beauties! It's really not easy."

Natasha spit out two words and the waiter vomited blood immediately. "Not buying."

The waiter was really confused.She had no choice but to say: "You make a price, and you get as much as you say!"

Natasha replied: "52.1 yuan, no, I'm really leaving."

The waiter quickly expressed success!Satisfied, Natasha asked Li Xiaohui to pay, and she left the counter with her bag on her shoulders beautifully.

After seeing Li Xiaohui and the others walking away, the waiter sighed and said to himself: "Fortunately, there is no compensation. The low price is only 45 yuan. If she lowers it further, I will not even be able to recover the cost." , and then welcome the next customer
Li Xiaohui asked suspiciously: "I said you? How do you know where the bottom line is!"

Natasha showed off her small red bag and said, "Although I am smart, I am actually an ordinary person."

Li Xiaohui was immediately confused.Ask: "What the hell is going on!"

Natasha hit Li Xiaohui on the head with a chestnut, making Xiaohui rub his head constantly, expressing why he hit me.

Natasha replied: "There are some things I can't say, I can only tell you that I used to be the first Commander of the Lord of War. But because of special reasons, I was forced to be the secretary of this command post. So don't think that I It’s a smart assistant, but I’m just like other ordinary people, and I can still have children!”

Li Xiaohui suddenly had a bad idea, and asked with a smirk, "Then can we?"

Natasha was convinced by Li Xiaohui.Because although she is no different from normal people, her body is equivalent to a clone.It is to use future technology to extract part of your DNA to reshape your body and achieve the purpose of strengthening your body.

Natasha gave him another chestnut, and Li Xiaohui clutched the small bag on the right in pain, and asked dissatisfied: "What do you mean, knock one on the left and one on the right. Give me a symmetrical one, right?"

Natasha replied: "You can have ideas, but you can't do this!"

Li Xiaohui asked almost idiotically: "Why!"

Natasha explained: "I am a special biochemical person, similar to the existence of a clone. It's just that some body parts are the same as normal people. Do you understand? A scientist once copied his wife, and Married her. It turned out very badly."

Li Xiaohui's curiosity was aroused.Ask: "How is it?"

Natasha replied: "Although they finally gave birth to a man and a woman, the man had a genetic mutation and lost his mind and crazily destroyed everything! Only by killing him did the tragedy end."

Li Xiaohui asked: "Then, what happened to the girl!"

Natasha replied: "The girl is okay, she grows up quite normal, and she has normal children, but the son she gave birth to is still the same, you know!"

Li Xiaohui said indifferently: "It's very simple. If you are pregnant, let's check it out. If you know it's a boy, a girl will be born."

Natasha looked at him like an idiot, and replied: "This is the N78 planet, not the earth! It is very concerned about human rights. The main thing is that you are pregnant. Without absolute proof, it is absolutely forbidden to have any sexual intercourse with the child in your belly." Any mortal injury! Except accidental miscarriage."

Li Xiaohui suddenly realized, and said: "I understand! Then can I still pursue you?"

Natasha replied: "Theoretically yes, but it depends on your current attitude!"

Knowing that Natasha looked down on him, Xiaohui replied, "You have to trust me! I can definitely become a great man in this world!"

Natasha chuckled, stretched her waist, and said, "I hope so, I don't want to end up as a bear instead of a hero!" After speaking, Xiaohui hurriedly followed her while shopping, fearing that she would overspend again.Because I really can only sleep on the street at night.