Naruto I Can Fish Everything

"Ye Chen, say something."

"What do you want me to say, I can hardly eat anymore, what do you want me to say."

"But you can't eat anymore, it doesn't mean you can't eat anymore, it's just that you can't eat anymore. Actually, you can talk."

"Okay, I've said it just now, and now I'll say it too." Ye Chen was very helpless, facing Hashirama's non-stop questioning.

"But I want you to wait a moment." Hashirama said.

"Okay, I'll talk about it later," Ye Chen nodded, feeling a little helpless.

"No, I want you to say the exact content, for example, you have to tell Hashirama to stop singing." Madara said, because now Hashirama has been speaking, which is very unpleasant.

"No, I can't say that, because Hashirama's singing is very nice,"

"Oh, it sounds so good, but I have to let him sing, otherwise Hashirama will die of exhaustion directly,"

"It doesn't matter if Zhujian is exhausted, anyway, Zhujian is supposed to consume energy, and the final purpose is to make you collapse." Ye Chen said.

"Are you sure that I will collapse after I have no energy?"

"Yes, we are very sure that you will collapse if you have no energy." Ye Chen said.

They just like to compare themselves after eating.

"Okay then, Ye Chen, I won't bother you anymore, I'll go find Madara, Madara, and tell Hashirama to stop singing." Dahai suddenly made a voice, are you sure it's not Dahai talking?
"Dahai, why should I listen to you?"

"Because, I know that Madara is more expensive than you,"

"Okay, Haikai, I'll tell Hashirama not to sing right away. Hashirama, you don't sing any more."

"Madara, don't think you can fool me. In fact, you are the sea in disguise. Don't think I don't know." What Hashirama wanted to say was that Madara was pretending to be the sea.

"Hashirama, your singing voice is too bad, don't sing any more, or Ye Chen and I will die," Madara said, already feeling frightened, that's why he had to pretend to be the sea.

"Madara, you are actually Dai Hai in disguise, I have already seen it out." Hashirama said firmly.

"So what if you see it. You can see it, but there is still no way to change the reality. The reality is that even if I am part of the sea, my inner memory is still dark."

"No, you have become part of the sea, you are no longer Madara, don't insult Madara, Madara will not stop me,"

"you sure."

"Yes, I'm pretty sure,"

"But I'm Madara, and I'm not what you say,"

"No, you are no longer Madara, and now you are part of the ocean and the ocean,"

"Fuck, you're sure I'm the sea, why do I think I'm Madara in my memory."

"Indeed, you still have the memory of Madara in your memory, but since you have been swallowed by the sea, you are the sea, even if you are Madara, you are not Madara,"

"Hashirama, the more you say I am confused, then what am I?"

"You are the sea."

"Then am I Madara?"

"In one way, you are Madara, but in another way, you're not,"

"Why am I not?"

"Because you have been swallowed by the sea, so you are not, how many times do you want me to say this question?"

"I want you to say it three times, because important things are said three times,"

"Okay, this is the third time, listen up, you're not Madara,"

"Whoa, why am I not,"

"Blade, what's wrong with you?"

"I'm very sad."

"Why are you sad, Madara?"

"Because I'm not Madara, I'm very sad,"

"That's it, then I said squinting at you is, even if you are not,"

"I'll be sadder this way because I'm not"

"No, you are, I said you are what you are."

"Oh, my God, Madara, Hashirama, please stop talking."

"What's the matter, Dahai, didn't you tell me to tell Hashirama not to sing, I've already sat down."

"But you also have to tell him not to talk, or his energy will be consumed even faster,"

"That's okay, just consume it, water doesn't consume energy,"

"That's what I said, but the speed I want to make him consume is very difficult, slow but almost no consumption"

"Dahai, you can't do this, you might as well let Hashirama die."

"why would you say so"

"Because if the frontal lobe of thinking is dead, it will hardly consume energy,"

"No, if he dies, I will disappear immediately,"

"That would be better, and you won't have the trouble of consuming energy."

"What you say makes sense, but I don't think it's right,"

"What's wrong, you don't have to worry about consuming energy when you die, what's the problem?"

"No problem, there are no problems after death, but this is the biggest problem"

"what is the problem?"

"no problem."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, the biggest problem is that there is no problem,"

"Oh, I see, that said, the biggest problem is that there is no problem,"

"Yes, what I said is not very clear, you have to say it again."

"I'll say it again, and I want you to confirm if that's what you mean,"

"Then I can tell you, that's what it means,"

"Okay, then I understand, there is no problem,"

"You don't have a problem anymore, but I still have a problem."

"what is the problem?"

"I've said it all, it's just a matter of energy consumption,"

"If you die, there will be no such problem."

"Yeah, didn't I just say that the biggest problem is that if you die, there is no problem,"

"Then don't die."

"Of course I won't die, and I won't let Hashirama die either."

"why."

"Because Hashirama is dead, I will disappear too."

"Will we be able to return to the real world by then?"

"Yes."

"That's great, Hashirama, hurry up and talk, hurry up and consume energy, hurry up and die."

"Fuck, Madara, you're cursing me to die."

"Yes, Hashirama, let's talk."

"No, I don't want to talk, I want to sing."

"What's the point of singing, damn talking is fun,"

"Speak, what's the point?"

"Speaking is the most interesting thing. Singing doesn't require brains, but speaking consumes more energy."

"Oh, it looks like this, then I understand, then let's talk,"

"Yes, now we're not just talking."

"Yes, we're talking now, but we don't know what we're talking about,"

"Let the sea count us, what are we following,"

"Madara, Hashirama, I don't know what you are talking about, I just know you are bored,"

"Yes, we are bored, then, the sea should also speed up the dialogue, so that it will become more boring."

"No, if I speed up the conversation, you will speak less frequently. In this case, it will be bad for me."

"Why is it bad? If you speak less frequently, you will be able to reduce the energy consumption between the pillars."

"But I also consume energy myself. In this case, although the speed is too fast, the consumption will be doubled every time. This way, the consumption will be faster."

"Or, let's do it like this. You say something, I say something, and Zhu Jian says something. If you rotate like this, it will consume twice as much speed."

"Are you mistaken? How could it be consumed at double the speed? The consumption is nearly twice as fast as this."

"How did you calculate it? It's obviously doubled."

"No, my consumption is doubled, and the consumption between columns is doubled, so it is doubled. Although the rotation of gas has a buffer effect, it doesn't work, it will only reduce the multiple."

"Oh, I see. That's what I meant. It seems that my method still doesn't work. How about this? You answer all at once, and you answer all at once, so that the situation can be lowered."

"But if that's the case, it's still double, and I'm going to drop to double."

"It's too difficult to drop to less than double. You need to change your own structure to reduce the energy consumed by speaking."

"Using vibration to create a vibration when speaking will consume so much energy. Generally speaking, it is difficult to lower it."

"Yes, this is a problem with the material. Some materials can produce a relatively loud sound with a little vibration. In fact, the energy consumed is the loudness of the sound."

"Yes, it is true that the material is very important, but with the material, can I still replace my sound-generating device?"

"Yes, with the current technology, there is no device that can't be replaced. It's just something that can be easily fixed if it happens."

"Well, if it happens, it's easy to fix, but you need to have that technology to do it."

"Technology and so on, you can imagine it, after all, this is a fantasy space, you can imagine it whatever you want."

"It seems easy to say, but if you want to figure it out, you need to have a reserve of knowledge after all, otherwise how would you imagine it in quality control?"

"Yes, every detail must be conceived before he can appear. But you can change the way. You can imagine a technician and let him imagine it."

"Oh, what you said seems to be okay, but I don't think it's necessary to be so troublesome. I can just imagine you as a technician."

"Yes, imagine it quickly."

"I've already imagined it."

"However, I didn't realize that I became a technician."

"It seems that you have not become a technician, but in terms of strength, you are already a technician, hurry up and make it."

"No, I can't make it, because I have no idea,"

"You have no ideas, but you have the identity of a technician, you can cook,"

"No, I can't do it at all, because I only know that I am a technician, I only know that I have an extra identity, and other than that, I have nothing in my head."

"Why is this happening? Is it because my way of thinking is wrong?"

"Yes, I think the way you think about it is not right. I think you should imagine in another way."

"In what way?"

"You can imagine a technician and have the technician pass it on to me."

"I don't think it makes any difference."

"Yes, there is a big difference, because in this case, there will be real technicians."

"No, the technicians who appeared may just know that they have an identity, but they don't have the skills."

"No, and you'll see why when you imagine a technician from nothing."

"Okay. Let me imagine it. God, it's so hard."

"what happened?"

"I thought about it. He asked me to pinch my face and input my memory, including his knowledge. If I didn't input it, there would be no knowledge."

"So I said, if you want to come up with one, you must have the technology."

"But I don't have this kind of technology. If you want me to think about it, I can't do it."

"Yeah, so the whole question is, who will take the blame for this."

"This pot, I think it's better for you to carry it, Hashirama."

"Let me recite it. If you think too much, I don't want it,"

"why."

"There is no reason, I don't even want to give it to me."

"Then I'll buy it for you, do you want it?"

"I don't even want to sell it to me."

"Then I'll just throw it to you."

"I don't want it, I'll throw it to you again."

"I'll throw it to you again."

"I'll throw it to you."

"You lose again."

"I throw it again, you throw it again."

"I throw it again, you throw it again."

"Okay, I don't think it's interesting to look like this. Let's just destroy the pot, so that everyone doesn't have to share the responsibility."

"Yes, the best way to explode if you don't want to take the blame is to say that the blame is destroyed."

"But who should destroy this pot?"

"Anyway, I don't want it, don't let me destroy it."

"That's good, I think if we continue to argue, the water will not be able to destroy the pot in the end, or we will destroy half of it."

"Okay, but where is the pot?"

"Yes, we are facing a very serious problem, that is, the pot does not exist at all, it is our imagination."

"Yes, we imagined a pot, but this product refers to knowledge and technology, and we can't destroy it at all."

"Yes, there is no way to destroy it, so let's just throw it away."

"It can't be discarded directly, after all, he is not a specific thing, there is no way to discard it."

"You are wrong to say that, because knowledge and technology are a kind of information, information has a carrier, and we just need to discard the carrier."

"No, Dahai, what is in your hand?"

"This is the carrier of technology."

"My God, why didn't you take it out earlier, and only now, it's so many words?"

"Yes, if you don't count the words with me, I won't be able to get the book out."

"Okay, don't talk about it, give him input now."

"Still typing fart, you read the book by yourself."

Luffy: "..."

Sauron: "..."

Sanji: "..."

Liebu: "..."

Chopper: "..."

Nami: "..."

Robin: "..."

"........."

Everyone on the Straw Hat Pirate Ship was speechless.