Naruto I Can Fish Everything

"Well, your boss is seriously ill and needs a lot of operations and costs a lot, a total of 1000 billion, are you willing?" The psychiatrist said seriously to them.

"Let's not talk about 1000 billion, even one trillion, our boss can afford it, so just say, we must heal boss." Hashirama said.

Madara patted Hashirama and said, "Don't talk too much, if the boss doesn't pay enough, then we will have to deduct our wages!"

Hearing this, Hashirama's face darkened.

The psychiatrist said, "No more, no less. We are in business, and we will not come to cheat. You two 65-year-old comrades, as much as you say, 1000 billion per person."

"What, 2000 billion? Didn't you pay 1000 billion just now?" Madara was startled, and spit.

"That's right, one person is 1000 billion, and two people is 2000 billion. If you have more people, you will give more." The psychiatrist said righteously.

"Is there a mistake? It's not that we want to see a doctor, it's the boss, and he's alone!" Madara said again.

"Then is your boss the boss of the two of you?"

"Yes."

"That's right, it's the boss of the two of you, so you both have to pay, isn't that a problem?"

"It seems that there is no problem."

"That's right. Well, you can go out and call your boss in."

Hashirama and Madara left the room, called Ye Chen, and let Ye Chen enter the room.

After Ye Chen entered the room, he asked the psychiatrist, "Doctor, what's the situation, are they still helping?"

The psychiatrist smiled and said, "The treatment is perfect. Now the condition of these two people has improved a lot, but they still get sick. If they get sick, you must pretend to be sick, just to be cruel to them." , so that the patient will not attack you, otherwise your situation will be very dangerous."

"Well, do you have any orders?" Ye Chen asked.

"Oh, yes, that is, please call those two people in again."

After Ye Chen left, Hashirama and Madara came in again.

"Doctor, what's the matter? Is our boss okay?"

"Oh, it's difficult. He's still suspecting that there's something wrong with you two." The psychiatrist said, "I've been hinting to him that it's because he has a mental illness, but he always thinks that people with mental illness are the ones who have problems." It's the two of you."

"So what to do, psychiatrist?"

"I have a solution, that is, you must do your best. When he suspects that the two of you are starting to get sick, you must pretend to be sick, so that your boss will not hurt you. Because your boss has always He thought you were sick, but now that he is convinced, he will be relieved and will not hurt others anymore."

After hearing the psychiatrist's contact, Hashirama and Madara were enlightened, and kowtowed to thank the psychiatrist again and again.

The psychiatrist said, "Please pay back the money. The total is 3000 billion, thank you."

Madara felt puzzled and asked, "Isn't it 2000 million? How did it become 3000 billion?"

The psychiatrist said, "Because 1000 million of it is my mental loss cost. When treating your boss, I almost turned me into a mental illness, so the mental loss cost is 1000 billion."

"So that's the case, but we don't have that much money. We still have to ask the boss for it. The wool comes from the sheep. The boss is the one who heals. Of course, the boss must pay the money."

After Hashirama and Madara left, they immediately found Ye Chen again and asked Ye Chen to pay the fee.

Ye Chen felt strange, and asked, "Didn't you say that it only takes 1000 billion, so why is it [-] words?"

"Oh, 1000 billion of it is for mental damage, that is, the mental damage you suffered when the doctor treated you." Hashirama and Madara explained to Ye Chen.

After thinking for a while, Ye Chen said, "So, there are still 2000 billion yuan, of which 1000 billion yuan should be physical fatigue expenses, and 1000 billion yuan should be service fees?"

Ye Chen can easily think of these things. Although he thinks it's too expensive, it's still acceptable.

Ye Chen took Hashirama and Madara into the office and said to the psychiatrist, "This is your 3000 billion."

The psychiatrist said cheerfully, "I hope you will come to see me often again if you suffer from mental illness in the future!"

The three of Ye Chen got gas from their nostrils and left here in anger.

"Boss, how much of the 3000 billion is our military salary?"

Ye Chen replied, "1000 billion of it is our military pay for attacking other dimensions."

"Oh, what about the remaining 2000 billion?"

Ye Chen cried and said, "The remaining 2000 billion, of which 1000 billion is for my marriage with Kuizi, and the other 1000 billion is for buying a house, woo woo woo!
Seeing Ye Chen's crying, both Hashirama and Madara expressed sympathy and said, "Boss, after you have gone through this pain, you won't get nervous so easily in the future, because the price of getting nervous is too high, you Can not afford!"

Hearing this, Ye Chen calmed down, even though Hashirama and Madara were farting all the time, and the farting was talking mocking him, Ye Chen no longer got nervous.

……

Recalling this painful past, Ye Chen's heart aches all the time.

"Boss, what's wrong with you, are you sick again?" Hashima and Madara asked anxiously.

Ye Chen said, "Nonsense, I'm not sick, how dare I be sick!"

Ye Chen forcibly calmed down, not letting himself appear sick because of heartache.

To avoid going to the doctor again.

"Okay, everyone, calm down, don't get sick again, otherwise, I can't afford it." Ye Chen said.

"It's clear that the boss is sick." Hashirama and Madara muttered in a low voice.

"What?!" Ye Chen heard their voices.

"It's nothing. We mean, let's stop being crazy. If we go to a mental hospital at that time, there will be no money for bail."

"Well, try to be as normal as possible, otherwise it will be really scary, and I will feel scared when I think about it. A total of 3000 billion is not a small number."

"By the way, boss, this dimension should have been ruled by now, right?"

"Yes, after my Tathagata Palm's continuous sweep, even the poop on the ground has obediently surrendered. We have successfully ruled this dimension."

"Then let's go back quickly and return in triumph!" "

"Well, good!" Without saying a word, Ye Chen directly opened the space-time channel and successfully left this dimension.

After Ye Chen left, the places on the ground that were crushed by Ye Chen's Tathagata palm opened their mouths one by one, "Ye Chen is a big idiot, a big idiot!"

It turned out that Ye Chen really wasn't crazy, and the world really had some changes.