Naruto I Can Fish Everything

"Who should I kill tomorrow? This is really a complicated and troublesome question." The man in black walked in while talking.

If he didn't know that this guy is called the man in black, it seems that Ye Chen would still suspect that he is black.

"This is the man in black? It looks so dark that you can't tell who it is. That's right, the men in black in this world are like this. If you can tell who it is, the police uncle would have taken him away."

Ye Chen thought in his heart.

At this moment, the man in black came to the side of the coffin where Ye Chen was lying, lay on the edge of the coffin, looked at Ye Chen inside, and showed a sly smile.

"Huh? Is there a dead person here? Since it is a dead person, then it should be removed from my assassination list."

"But this child is still so young, why did he die like this? What a pity for such a good skin."

The man in black seemed to be a pervert, and even reached out to touch Ye Chen's handsome cheek.

Ye Chen only felt that the other party's hands were cold, probably due to kidney deficiency.

For this kind of people with kidney deficiency, some of them are homosexuals. This guy wouldn't want to rape a corpse, would he? !
Ye Chen was frightened and frowned.

"This skin is so white!" The man in black continued to stroke Ye Chen's face, and tried to lick it with his tongue.

Ye Chen was so frightened that he almost died of fright.

Fortunately, at this time, footsteps came from outside.

The man in black became alert and hid immediately.

Bashirama walked in and said, "Boss, I'm so miserable, I was cheated by my part-time job! I paid a deposit of [-] million, not only would I not come back, but I was almost sold!"

Suddenly, Ye Chen foamed at the mouth, convulsed all over, and almost died of anger from Madara.

Being so stupid, Ye Chen really thought of the corpse and avenged Madara!
However, considering the presence of the man in black, Ye Chen still suppressed the idea of ​​lifting the corpse.

"Boss, why is your body foaming at the mouth and still shaking?!"

"Could it be, a manifestation?!"

"Boss has appeared! Boss, please bless me with smooth work in the future. Also, the liar boss had better kill him and avenge me!"

Madara quickly knelt down and prayed.

"Since you've been cheated so badly, what's the point of living? How about I send you on your way tomorrow?" the man in black sighed in the corner.

"Who?! Who was talking just now?! Come out!"

Madara heard the voice and looked around.

Pointing to the direction of the stairs, he shouted, "I saw you, hiding there! You are the man in black, don't think I don't know!"

The man in black was terrified, because he happened to be at the stairs, was... found? !

However, with the calm temperament of the man in black, it is impossible to expose himself so quickly, so he is still hiding.

After a while, Madara breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It seems that I was thinking too much. The men in black act at night, and it's not the time to kill. How could he kill me?"

"I'm already in such a miserable state, how could the man in black have the heart to kill me?"

Madara had an inexplicable thought, could it be impossible to be killed because of pity?It's just ridiculous.

Ye Chen's body continued to twitch, and he was really going to be pissed off by Madara.

You said that you have already found the man in black, why don't you go and capture the man in black and get rid of him, and keep the man in black for the New Year? !
If Madara directly dealt with the man in black, then Ye Chen wouldn't have to pretend to be dead in the future.

Of course, Ye Chen's current strength is also suppressed, he is equivalent to an ordinary person, and he will not take risks until he is not sure about the strength of the man in black.

But Madara is different, Madara is reincarnated from the filthy soil, and it doesn't matter how he dies.

After the man in black found that Madara was no longer paying attention to him, he quietly left the mourning hall.

"Fuck, this person can't stay, he must be assassinated tomorrow! This guy actually pointed out my location correctly! It's terrible!"

The man in black has made up his mind to assassinate Madara the next day.

night.

Ye Chen knew that the man in black would definitely come to assassinate Ban.

Madara kept guarding Ye Chen's spirit devoutly, which moved Ye Chen somewhat.

Ye Chen felt that he should remind Madara, lest Xia Ban be unprepared and let the man in black escape again.

It is already 23 o'clock in the evening, this time reminds, just in time.

Ye Chen climbed out of the coffin, ready to remind Madara.

Madara dozed off from time to time, but when she heard the movement from the coffin, she immediately became vigilant.

"What?! The boss cheated!!!" Madara was frightened!

"Don't panic, Madara, you are dreaming now, and I am entrusting you with a dream in a dream!" Ye Chen said.

"I... I'm dreaming?! It seems that I accidentally fell asleep during the vigil, damn it!" Madara said with some self-blame.

"Don't blame yourself, Madara, I used my strength to put you to sleep, otherwise I wouldn't be able to give you a dream. Listen carefully, there will be a man in black coming to assassinate you tonight."

"What, the man in black! I'm terrified!"

"Madara, you don't have to be afraid, because you are reincarnated from the filth, and you can't die. On the contrary, if you can successfully kill the man in black, then the setting of dying one person every day will disappear."

"This... I understand, don't worry, boss, I will definitely live up to your expectations!"

Hearing this, Ye Chen felt relieved a lot.

Touching Madara's head, he said hypnotically, "Now you feel that your eyelids are heavy, and you want to sleep very much, and then you really want to close your eyes and go to sleep."

"But I'm very energetic now, and I don't want to sleep at all. What if I fall asleep, I don't know if the man in black is coming." Madara retorted.

"Hey, why are you like this?!" Ye Chen was speechless, and said, "I told you that you are in a dream now, and you won't wake up if you don't fall asleep!"

Madara understood, and then closed her eyes.

Opening his eyes soon, he saw Ye Chen going back into the coffin.

Ye Chen was a little upset when he was found going back into the coffin, and said, "Open your eyes after half a minute, otherwise you won't be able to really wake up!"

Then, when Madara closed his eyes, Ye Chen immediately lay back in the coffin.

Madara counted the time silently in her heart, and opened her eyes after half a minute.

"Am I awake now?"

Confused, Madara looked inside the coffin, and saw Ye Chen sleeping... dead... lying very peacefully.

It seems that it was really a dream just now, it was Ye Chen who entrusted him with a dream and told him to be careful of the man in black!

"It's impossible for the boss to give me dreams for no reason. So, after 24 o'clock tonight, the man in black is really going to assassinate me?"

"It turns out that the voice I heard at noon is true. There is really a man in black who wants to assassinate me!"

Madara cheered up, focused his attention on vigilance, the surrounding was quiet, and he could hear the sound of a needle falling.

Madara's ears moved, and she really heard the sound of the needle falling!