Naruto I Can Fish Everything

384. Locust with dung and yellow stalk

The dung-holding locust is a very, very, very terrible locust. The reason why I said three verys is that you can know how terrible this thing is, and it can be used as medicine.

No, it should be said that the feces of the locust holding dung can be used as medicine, a medicine called yellow stalk, which can be used to make tea.

The dung-holding locust extracts the essence of the dung by eating dung, and finally condenses it into yellow stalks of dung, which are collected by people and finally used as a medicine to greatly enhance its strength.

In this era when eating poop becomes stronger, if you don’t eat poop, you will appear to be an extraordinary person. Whether it’s takeaway, movies, novels and other entertainment content, if there is no smell of poop in it, basically no one patronizes it.

However, the reason why dung-holding locusts are said to be scary is that there is another very, very, very, very, very, very, very, terrible, terrible reason, that is, dung-holding locusts can bite people, and after being bitten, life would be worse than death.

Just imagine how horrible it would be to be kissed by a mouth that ate shit.Maybe someone will ask, why people can tolerate feces, yellow pedicles, which are processed feces, but can't tolerate feces.

This is like asking why the fruit grown after fertilization can be eaten.

What really frightens people is not the horror of shit, but the horrible meaning represented by the name shit, so what is scary is only the horror itself, and it becomes scary because people give it a terrible concept.

"I understand why the locust, which has been extinct for a long time, suddenly appeared. This is because the fauna of our Romantic family has been extinct, so these little guys have jumped out again!"

Back then, the fauna obtained a large amount of scorpion stalks, which led to the extinction of the scat locust.

What?The dung-holding locust does not eat the yellow stalks of feces. Why does the dung-holding locust perish because of the lack of fecal yellow stalks? !

The answer to this question is a long story, because in order to obtain a large amount of fecal yellow pedicles, the zoology has been feeding feces to the locusts, causing the locusts to die. This is the real reason for their extinction.

The patriarch immediately chased after this insect-type dung-holding locust, and asked while chasing, "Little brother dei, where are you going?"

The dung-holding locust said, "Now the animal department is extinct, so we can go to the toilet of the zoology department in a fair manner."

The toilet of the animal department, that is, the canteen of the plant department, is also the canteen of the romantic family of insects such as dung locusts and dung beetles.

But when the dung-holding locust turned around and saw the patriarch, it was almost scared to pee, "Run away! It's the animal department!"

"Run away!!!"

"Run away!!!"

"!!!"

A large number of dung-holding locusts suddenly flew up from the ground, shouting in their mouths to run away, and flew towards the distance in a hurry.

"Fuck! Why are there so many?!" The patriarch followed behind as if he had picked up a treasure, thumping to catch locusts, just like a child catching fireflies.

However, this scene looks like driving away locusts.

A swarm of locusts entered the toilet of the Romantic family.

The patriarch also entered inside, and saw that a large number of dung-holding locusts had fallen into the dung pit.

Enduring the stench, he jumped into the cesspit and used a bug net to catch the locusts.

Locust holding feces: "You demon of the animal department, let us go!"

"You devil, let them go!"

"You devil, let go of the dung-holding locust!"

Suddenly, a loli's head emerged from the cesspit, it was Kuizi!

Kuizi, who had just had her fill of food, could no longer bear it when she saw the patriarch doing such a horrible and unconscionable thing, and a belief called justice sprouted in her heart.

For this belief, Kuizi decided to argue with the patriarch, "You despicable patriarch, let go of the locust!"

The patriarch snorted coldly, holding a large pile of locusts in the net in his hand, and threatened, "You are a plant with spicy chicken sunflower seeds, don't think that you are plump and make people want to knock, so you can talk nonsense .You are just food to me!"

After hearing the taunt from the patriarch, Kuizi was very angry. She angrily fought against the patriarch with Maomao Boxing. Be defeated.

Kuizi roared unwillingly, "Why didn't Brother Ye Chen come down from the sky at this time and come out to save me!"

She thought that the story in the fairy tale would happen. However, even if it did happen, Ye Chen would not get nervous and jump into the cesspit. He didn't have this kind of hobby of playing with mud.

At this moment, Kuizi seemed to think of something, "By the way, I can use my newly learned trick!"

Kuizi remembered, what was the name of the trick she learned after devouring the soldering iron?Anyway, it is the kind that can torture others.

At that time, Ye Chen was powerless in front of him and her move, so he could only willingly choose to endure her palm.

"What?! Is it the inheritance mark of Xinghen?!" The patriarch saw that Kuizi's palms turned red, and there was a burning power revealed in it, and the patriarch could see that once he was hit, he would not be able to reach it. It can produce more star marks, and it will not have side effects like a soldering iron, that is to say, you can have as many star marks as you want!
After understanding this, the patriarch was in a good mood, opened his chest, and asked Kuizi to mark him!

When Kuizi saw this, it was exactly what she thought, as long as she used this move, both Ye Chen and the patriarch would gladly accept her attack!

A big hammer appeared in his hand, hammering down on the patriarch's chest!
The patriarch immediately spurted three liters of blood, "Fuck, you don't play cards according to the routine!"

Puff puff puff!

Kuizi kept swinging the hammer and hitting, the patriarch was already sure that Kuizi would not inherit his star marks, what he did just now was just a bluff, in fact, he wanted to let the patriarch show his flaws, and then attacked with the hammer.

"Damn sunflower! I didn't expect me to hide the soldering iron in your stomach. This is a wrong decision! I thought you would not be able to digest the soldering iron because of indigestion, but I didn't expect your digestion ability to be so powerful. It's been digested too, if this continues, it seems that I really can't defeat Ye Chen, let alone Kakarot!"

The patriarch has already thought that Ye Chen often accepts Kuizi's star trace inheritance, so the patriarch feels pressure.

But when the patriarch wanted to capture the sunflower, he found that the sunflower had disappeared.

However, the water surface of the septic tank has been bubbling.

The patriarch knew that the sunflower must have been hidden in the cesspool.

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