Naruto I Can Fish Everything

"Why, Lord Konoha, why don't you speak anymore? Where did you live so proudly with your mouth? Why, don't you dare to say it?"

Gaara continued to sneer.

"Come on!" Naruto said in support of Ye Chen.

"God of Konoha, if you have anything to say, tell me quickly, so that I will sentence you to death immediately!" Gaara frowned and said again.

"Come on!" Naruto once again gave Ye Chen the support.

"God of Konoha! Are you dumb when you talk?!" Gaara was completely angry this time, and Ye Chen looked at each other silently, as if mocking him.

"Big yo!" Adding that Naruto kept chiming in with his mouth, Gaara looked very funny.

"Naruto, shut the mouth you use to mock your enemies, I am not your enemy, I am a comrade in arms! So, don't open your mouth!"

Gaara blames Naruto.

"Come on!" Naruto let out a helpless mouth at last.

you want me to talkOkay, I'm talking, I don't care if I hear you or not.

Ye Chen opened his mouth and mouthed a curse on the Three Character Classic.

Gaara: "..."

"What do you mean? You can't speak clearly, are you dumb?" Gaara could tell that Ye Chen's mouth shape was the Three Character Classic.

Ye Chen suddenly said in a voice that everyone could hear, "I'm sorry, what I said just now can only be heard by smart people, not even fools."

This is... a very familiar routine... I seem to have read it in which story book?
Gaara thought about it, and finally remembered a book of Grimm's fairy tales. In it, there was a story about the emperor's new clothes. What the tailor said was, my clothes, only smart people can see.

Could it be that the God of Konoha wanted to use this trick to mock them?Taunt the entire ninja world?

"Did you all hear it just now?" Ye Chen smiled and asked the whole ninja world.

Tian Tian hesitated and said, "What did the God of Konoha say just now?"

Sakura looked surprised, "Tiantian, didn't you hear that?"

Tiantian smiled awkwardly and said, "How is it possible, of course I heard it, I just asked you to make sure you heard it."

"Of course I heard it too, after all, I'm not a fool!" Sakura put her hands on her hips, as if it was a matter of course.

No one will admit that he is a fool, even if he is willing to be fooled.This is the fragile heart.

"I heard, I heard what the Konoha God said!" Some people even began to be complacent about it, making it seem like he really heard it.

"What did you hear? Tell me!" Someone said with a look of surprise.

"I didn't tell you, idiot!" The man mocked in turn.

Anyone who shows that they didn't hear what Ye Chen said just now will be treated differently and treated as a fool.

That's the risk you have to take if you don't want to be fooled.

Humans are self-conscious creatures, so they all pretended to hear it.

Ye Chen watched this scene with satisfaction, turned around to look at Gaara, and said, "Gara, didn't you hear what I said just now?"

My Gaara flickered, shocked in my heart, "No way, the mouth of the Konoha God is the same as the one in the legend, it's too scary!"

My love Luo felt guilty, because Ye Chen made him look like a fool.

Of course Gaara had to choose to be fooled, saying, "Of course I understand what you're saying."

Since Gaara took the initiative to jump into the trap, of course Ye Chen would not miss this opportunity, and immediately closed the net and said, "Then tell me, what did I just say?"

Gaara hesitated for a while, but with a smile on his face, he said, "God of Konoha, you just said that you are going to kill Kuizi yourself!"

Ye Chen raised his brows, he didn't expect Gaara to be so clever, he never forgets to trick himself.

But Ye Chen didn't show weakness, and said, "Actually, to tell you the truth, I didn't fucking say anything just now!"

As soon as this remark came out, the entire ninja world triggered a tsunami.

"How is it possible, I heard what the Konoha God just said!"

"Yeah, I heard it too, I really said it!"

"But why did Lord Konoha say he didn't say anything?!"

Everyone panicked, unwilling to admit that they had been fooled.

Because admitting to being fooled at this moment is more like being a fool than being considered a fool.

"Everyone, tell me, did Konoha God just say that he wants to kill Aoi himself?!" Gaara suddenly raised his hands, trying to save the entire ninja world.

That's right, his words are just right and can arouse the resonance of ninjas in the ninja world.

Almost all the ninjas in the ninja world responded in a group, and their voices continued.

"Yes, I heard it. The God of Konoha did say it. He said that he would kill Kuizi himself!"

"That's right, the God of Konoha said that he wants to kill Kuizi himself, he said it himself just now!"

"God of Konoha, since you have said it, you must do it. People must pay attention to integrity!"

Ye Chen: "..."

I didn't expect Gaara to put it on, Ye Chen looked down upon Gaara a little bit.

"My Gaara, you've grown up, it's really unexpected?" Ye Chen praised.

"Of course, I've been watching the brainteasers all these years, and I'm the one who overtakes every time in a corner, what do you think?" I love Luo Zhi and said proudly.

"Then have you ever thought about it, I advocated not to kill Kuizi just now, but fortunately, how could I say the words of killing Kuizi? So, Gaara, you are lying!!!" Ye Chen pointed at Gaara's The nose said, "If you have evidence, then the foolish people in the entire ninja world are willing to testify for you, but you have no physical evidence to prove that I really said that sentence!"

"It is necessary to pay attention to the evidence. It is impossible to listen to the wind as the wind and the rain as the rain. Do you still want to use your family's words to distort the whole world?" Ye Chen said sonorously.

"Physical evidence?" Gaara hastened to use his brain teaser.

In her head, there was a detour, Ye Chen and him were going through a detour, but at this time Ye Chen was already far ahead.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

At the same time, they also came up with countermeasures.

"Physical evidence! This is the physical evidence you want!"

Gaara suddenly condensed a video recorder out of sand and started playing a sentence.

"I, the God of Konoha, swear to kill Aoi Zi!"

That's bullshit because it's squirting out of Gaara's ass.

Gaara can't use his mouth to speak. In that case, he will be found flawed, so he can only use chrysanthemums.

Therefore, this sentence is a bit vague and distorted, and it is still a tasteful sentence.

"Ah! The words of the Konoha God stink! It stinks!!!"

After hearing this, the ninjas in the ninja world faltered.

Ye Chen: "!!!"

I didn't expect Gaara to be so cheap, using such a move.

But Ye Chen wasn't afraid either. Seeing the tricks, he said, "Gaara, when can your shag be used for recording?"

Gaara chuckled and said, "My sand contains semiconductor silicon, which forms a natural recording function. Although it is a bit distorted, it is barely okay."

What Gaara said is reasonable and well-founded. Under the natural environment, there are certain rock formations containing semiconductor silicon, which forms the conditions for recording. When there is no lightning, it can record and play back.

Ye Chen understood this truth and said, "Everyone understands the truth, but fools don't understand it. Although your shackle has all the functions, it needs electric power to drive, and it doesn't use Thunder Dun. You record the sound of wool? Don't think I don't know, what you said just now is simply your farting, and it stinks!"

"What... Gaara is farting?!" The ninjas in the ninja world reacted, "No wonder it smells so bad!"