Final Valkyrie: I come from a mental hospital.

In the system space, Wu Chenxu walked to the dung pile and patted the dung pile on the head.

Wu Chenxu hadn't been in the system space for a while. At this moment, those giant leaderboards were still hanging above the space, shining brightly.

When the Hokage characters standing below saw Wu Chenxu coming, they all knelt down on one knee and called out for your lord.

Wu Chenxu nodded, but his eyes were immediately attracted by the strange behavior of a person not far away.

Under the power ranking list, there was a person kneeling there, kowtowing all the time.

Faintly heard the man say: "I swear here first that I will be loyal to my master from now on, and I will not do stupid things anymore, I will not do stupid things anymore."

Wu Chenxu saw clearly that the man was Lu Bu.

He still remembered that the last time Lu Bu wanted to kill Wu Chenxu, he was restrained by Wu Chenxu, and then he was taken away by the dung pile for discipline.

But this was only a few months ago. Looking at Lu Bu at this time, why does he look broken?

Wu Chenxu set up an arbor with his hands, and asked the dung pile beside him, "What's the matter with Lu Bu?"

The dung pile smiled mysteriously, and said in an unpleasant mechanical voice:
"It's such a father. I put Lu Bu in my time prison and let him spend 1 years there."

"I just let it out."

"What? 1 years? It's only been a month since he made a mistake, so why is it 1 years?"

"Father, it's not 1 years in a month, but 1 years in a day!"

After Dungdump finished speaking, he looked at Wu Chenxu, he seemed to have expression on his face, but also seemed to be expressionless.

But Wu Chenxu was at a loss for words.

"Father, didn't I upgrade a while ago? After the upgrade, there is an extra 'time prison' in my space."

"This 'time prison' is in a corner of my space. I didn't know what it was for, but because of the word prison, I put that disobedient Lu Bu in it."

"One is to punish Lu Bu, and the other is to see what's going on there."

"After putting Lu Bu in, I'll be busy with other things."

"I remembered it a day later, and when I went inside, I found that 1 years had passed in there!"

Wu Chenxu: "...!"

"Lü Bu saw me coming, and hugged my ankle tightly, saying that he would rather die than stay in this place!"

"I wanted to bring him out, but I found that the soul must have a master to be brought out by the master, otherwise it would not come out at all."

"At that time, I went to find you and found that you were busy, so I asked him to recognize me as the master first, and then brought him out."

"Father, you won't blame me for letting Lu Bu recognize me as master?"

Originally, Lu Bu wanted to recognize Wu Chenxu as the master, because Lu Bu felt that Wu Chenxu was too good, so he refused to recognize the master, not only that, but also wanted to kill him in turn.

But now that Lu Bu recognized the dung pile as the master, then the dung pile had to tell Wu Chenxu about it.

Wu Chenxu waved his hand, he took a few steps forward, got closer to Lu Bu, and looked at Lu Bu, Lu Fengxian.

Just looking at it, I was shocked by Lu Bu's change. The once high-spirited and incomparable number one general of mankind, now his eyes are dull, his saliva is drooling, his face is so thin that he has become a melon-seeded face, and he keeps kowtow to admit his mistake .

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I won't dare again, I won't dare again."

These two sentences were repeated in his mouth.

It's almost insane to watch him.

Wu Chenxu took a few steps forward and came to the opposite of Lu Bu.

"Fengxian, look up and see who I am."

"Don't dare, don't dare, you are a dog, you are a cat, you are my dick!."

Wu Chenxu: "..."

"Who is your little dick, look up and see who I am!" Wu Chenxu shouted.

The loud shout resounded through the heavens and the earth, shaking the whole space a few times.

It also made Lu Bu, who was kowtowing, tremble in fright, raised his head suddenly, and looked at Wu Chenxu with blank eyes.

Suddenly, the pupils of his eyes shrank, as if he recognized Wu Chengxu, knelt forward, came to Wu Chenxu's feet, put his arms around his ankle, and began to cry.

"I'm really wrong, master please, I'm wrong, don't throw me in there again, I can't stand it, I really can't stand it..."

Seeing Lu Bu's breakdown, Wu Chenxu couldn't laugh or cry.

"Father, he looks even worse in prison than now. Now it's fine, and he should be able to recover in a few days."

"Well" Wu Chenxu nodded: "It's good if you can wake up, and it will be useful in the future! Well, it's okay, okay, get up, as long as you are obedient. I won't put you in that kind of place again."

"Really? Master?"

"Call the big master!" Dung pile shouted.

"It's the big master..."

"Of course it's true. When will my words count?" Wu Chenxu patted his chest.

"Then master, you have to write me a promise."

"Or swear to me."

I send your mother!

……

After Wu Chenxu persuaded him for a while, Lu Bu stopped crying and stood aside.

Although he stopped crying, he was still sobbing there. It would take him several days to digest the 1-year grievance.

Wu Chenxu was also curious, what exactly is the space-time prison?In a day or two, 1 years actually passed.

What's more, it's incredible that Lu Bu, the greatest general in human history, can be wronged to such an extent.

"Dung pile, come, come with me, I want to see what's going on in this time prison?"

"Father, are you really...going to have a look?" Dungdump looked at Wu Chenxu with a look of surprise, "It's terrifying inside."

Although the face of the dung pile was expressionless, it could be heard from the words that it didn't want Wu Chenxu to go.

"What? Don't believe your father and me? I haven't seen anything. I've been on a roller coaster since I was 10, entered a haunted house when I was 12, and I didn't even see a flying saucer when I was 15..."

"Father, don't talk so much, it's hell within hell." Dungdump laughed and interrupted him.

Wu Chenxu looked inscrutable, and said meaninglessly: "Hmph, no matter how powerful hell is, in my opinion, it's nothing more than some pediatrics. Let's go, let me experience it."

"Father, let me give you one last piece of advice. You'd better not go there. It's really horrible inside..."

"There are all kinds of ghosts and monsters running amok, demanding endlessly, and there is really an existence more terrifying than hell."

After finishing speaking, the dung pile trembled a little bit, which meant that it scared me!
"Okay, okay, I can't see any fear from your expressionless look."

The dung pile was helpless, his face was expressionless.