Crazy Naruto: I don't want to use ninjutsu

Of course, Izumi Hanyu is not that boring. For something like Heijue, he is not interested in being tortured there with him, so he just fed him shit for a long time. Until later, Heijue's figure has grown a lot In order to prevent him from vomiting, Izumi Hanyu specially made him a mask out of excrement, so that he can savor the lesson this time.

After doing all this, Hanyu Izumi directly used spiritism to summon his own baby maggot, and let it return to its world wearing a black weapon.

Just like that, Hei Ze, the third son of Kaguya, completely disappeared in the ninja world.

After solving Heijue, Izumi Hanyu did not stay away from Nagato, but told Nagato the secret of the reincarnation eye. In order to prevent Obito from recovering the eyes through the Kamui space, Izumi Hanyu also specially protected Nagato.

In fact, compared to this black zealot, Izumi Hanyu has more headaches.

The skill Kamui is too buggy, not to mention Obito's body has inter-column cells, which is enough to support him to use Sharingan frequently without blindness. Although Hanyu Izumi's system space has many detonating symbols, he does not Don't want to waste those detonators on Obito.

After all, isn't it good to sell this thing?
But what Hanyuquan didn't expect was that after three days in a row, Obito didn't show up, and Hanyuquan didn't know where this guy went, but compared to now, Nagato's determination is more important.

Looking at Nagato who was in pain, Izumi Hanyu didn't bother him, but left these answers to him to think alone. Taking this opportunity, Izumi Hanyu finally had time to check the rewards given to him by the system.

"Keep your eyes open!"

With the opening of fixed eyes, Hanyu Izumi instantly felt an unusual power.

At this moment, he fixed his eyes and saw a lot of shit balls around, some of them were dry, some were thin, and some were still wriggling in their intestines
Hanyu Izumi was not overjoyed by his special sensibility, on the contrary, he quickly took out the mirror and took a picture of his own face.

Fortunately, the opening of Dingyan only turned his eyeballs into shit yellow, and there were no other changes at all, which made Hanyu Izumi heave a sigh of relief.

However, Izumi Hanyu suddenly found that his fixed eyes were very tasteless.

When feeding Heijue shit, Izumi Hanyu discovered that this thing has no eyes!

In other words, Hei Jue can't shit at all!

Based on Heijue's characteristics, Izumi Hanyu judged that the Otsutsuki clan probably didn't have feces in their bodies, which meant that his ability was useless to the Otsutsuki clan.

After thinking about this point, Hanyu Izumi was speechless.

"System, what's the use of you giving me this thing? The Datongmu clan doesn't have feces in their stomachs, so this thing is also useful to humans."

Facing Izumi Hanyu's complaints, the system in his mind responded immediately.

[Then what ability do you want, host? 】

"cut."

Hearing what the system said, Izumi Hanyu disdainfully said: "I want too much! Can you open Susan? Can you absorb ninjutsu? The eyes you gave me are nothing but manipulating the shit in the human body. !"

[Oh, you actually discriminate against this system? 】

The system in his mind seemed to be irritated by Izumi Hanyu's words, and immediately sent out a new task.

[Mission: Please ask the host to persuade Nagato to lead Akatsuki to seek refuge with Orochimaru. If the task is successful, this system will help you upgrade Dingyan. If it fails, the host Dingyan will become a real buttock! 】

"Fuck? Are you so ruthless?"

At this moment, Hanyu Izumi admitted that he was intimidated
If his eyes were really pierced with a pair of assholes, Izumi Hanyu would probably choose to commit suicide directly
[Let you discriminate against this system!deserve it!Once the task is released, this system cannot be modified, so you can resign yourself to your fate as the host! 】

Hanyu Izumi is desperate
He can't guess what Nagato is thinking at all now, if he really fails, he is probably really doomed!
Immediately, Izumi Hanyu fell into deep regret and self-blame.

But now it's too late to say anything, Hanyu Izumi can only bite the bullet and come to Nagato, wanting to ask him what he thinks, to see if his eyes can be saved
"You're here? Tell me, what's your face like?"

Facing Nagato's inquiry, Izumi Hanyu waved his hand weakly, and said: "Don't mention it, my suggestion is that you lead the Akatsuki organization and me back to Tian Zhiguo to find Orochimaru. Those who go with you will be taken away, and those who don’t want to leave them alone, and we will help them after the ninja world is unified, this is my idea, please tell me what you think.”

After listening to Izumi Hanyu's suggestion, Nagato did not speak, but fell into deep thought.

To be honest, what Izumi Hanyu proposed is indeed feasible, and in his words, the person who claims to be Uchiha Madara is just a sad pawn, and there is no need for him to work hard anymore, but the person in front of him Is it credible?
Like Nagato, Hanyu Izumi is also lost in thought now, but what he thinks is whether Nagato will really lead Akatsuki to join Tian Zhiguo?If you disagree, what should you do?
Do you really have a pair of shit holes?
"Quan, let me ask you, what will you do if the great powers refuse to surrender in the future?"

Hearing Nagato's question, Izumi Hanyu replied without thinking: "Fuck him!"

"Uh"

Seeing Nagato's sluggish look, Izumi Hanyu added: "It is because of the five major countries that the situation in the ninja world is so tense! Because the five countries need to maintain a balance with each other, so we small countries will suffer from the disaster. If we unify the entire ninja world World, how can there be so much shit!"

After listening to Izumi Hanyu's words, Nagato suddenly felt that what the person in front of him said made sense. The teachings of Jiraiya before may be applicable to a big country, but not to the small country where he lives.

Thinking about the novel written by Jiraiya, Nagato suddenly felt that Hanyu Izumi was the legendary son of prophecy.

"Okay, then I will lead the Akatsuki organization to join Tian Zhiguo, or let me give you the leader of the Akatsuki organization. After all, I have been used for so long without being found out. I am really not a qualified leader."

"it is good."

Hearing Nagato's answer, Izumi Hanyu was so excited that he was about to jump up, so much so that his voice trembled a little.

I saw Izumi Hanyu strode forward, clenched Nagato's hand, and said with tears in his eyes: "I know the organization, it's like the pillar of the country!"