Crazy Naruto: I don't want to use ninjutsu

"Yo?"

Seeing that the young man in front of him dared to speak harshly, the leader of the Ronin Gang couldn't help feeling a little funny.

In fact, if he saw the outfit on Hanyu Izumi's body, he would be a little apprehensive, after all, most of the people who covered their faces were only ninjas.

However, Izumi Hanyu's performance just now really left a deep impression on him, that guy fell straight into the sea like this, and they were still pulled up by them.So now that Hanyu Izumi said harsh words, he couldn't help but feel that he couldn't help but laugh.

"The technique of instant body!"

Izumi Hanyu didn't intend to talk nonsense with them, he directly used the Blinking Body Technique to come to the boatman's boat with one-handed mudra, and stood firmly on the top of the cabin.

I have to say, Hanyu Izumi's hand matched his black suit is still quite handsome, if the clothes are not wet.

"This kid is actually a ninja!"

Seeing Hanyu Izumi's move, the members of the Ronin Gang pulled out their weapons and watched Hanyu Izumi standing on the top of the boat vigilantly, not daring to act without authorization.

"Everyone! Even if he is a ninja, he is not strong!"

Although the leader of the Ronin Gang is not a ninja himself, he was once considered a high-ranking thug on Kado's side.He once witnessed Zabuzhan's strength with his own eyes. In his impression, a powerful ninja must be able to walk on water. There is no doubt that Hanyu Izumi in front of him cannot do it.

"Kill it!"

When the members heard their boss say that Izumi Hanyu was not strong, and recalled Izumi Hanyu's embarrassment just now, they all jumped on the boat where Izumi Hanyu was, trying to rush to him and cut him with a knife.

"Shit escape. The technique of dung ball!"

Facing the members of the Ronin Gang who wanted to rush to the top of the boat and chop him, Hanyu Izumi had no choice but to use the dung ball technique, and five dung balls hit the face of the frontmost member precisely at once.

"This is ninjutsu!"

Seeing that Izumi Hanyu was able to use ninjutsu, everyone stopped in their tracks even though they didn't hear what Izumi Hanyu was shouting. No one dared to be the first to rush forward again.Can
Because the distance was too short, the Dung Ball Technique didn't exert its corresponding power, it just knocked down the few people who were rushing in front of them to the ground.

Although the person who was knocked down was a little pained by the sudden impact, a familiar stench followed immediately.One of them reflexively wiped the stuff on his face with his hand, put it under his nose and smelled it, and found that the smell came from the stuff on his face.

"this is"

The eyes of the member of the Ronin Gang were filled with disbelief, and he even stuttered when he spoke.

"You actually threw me with shit!"

Hearing the screams of their companions, those members of the Ronin Gang who had already boarded the boat jumped into the sea, crying for their father and mother, and stayed away from Hanyu Izumi who did not speak martial arts.

"Quick retreat, that kid is playing with shit!"

Seeing that his subordinates are like birds of fright, the boss of the ronin gang can't help but feel a little confused, but he still has some strength himself. Although he is not a ninja, he is still a ronin anyway, and he also followed Kado to hack Humans can be regarded as having some knowledge.

However, in the current scene, I really don't know what to ask him to say.

"Boy, you're playing dirty, aren't you! You're actually playing shit!"

Facing the condemnation from the boss of the Ronin Gang, Hanyu Izumi was also dumb and ate Coptis chinensis. He couldn't express his suffering, so he could only helplessly explain, "I can't help it, this is my unique ninjutsu."

"You fart!"

Ronin helped the boss see Hanyu Izumi's way of shirking responsibility, and couldn't help but get angry.

"You really have never seen a ninja when you are a labor manager, right? I have traveled all over the world, but I have never seen a ninja who uses shit as a ninjutsu!"

After saying that, the leader of the Ronin Gang drew his sword and slashed towards Izumi Hanyu.

"Fuck! Labor and management don't know physical skills!"

Faced with this knife that was so close at hand, Izumi Hanyu was helpless for an instant, but at this moment, the voice in his mind rang out in time.

[It is detected that the physical skill value of the opponent is 2, and the physical skill value of the host is hereby strengthened according to the physical skill. 】

Accompanied by a surge of heat, Hanyu Izumi suddenly found that the other party's swift movements actually slowed down in his eyes, so slow that he could easily dodge them.

Thinking of this, Hanyu Izumi knew that his skill and physical skill must have played a key role, so he jumped and dodged the fatal knife, and then quickly formed seals with both hands.

"Shit escape. The technique of dung ball!"

Once again, five dung balls appeared beside Izumi Hanyu out of thin air, attacking directly at the back of the leader of the Ronin Gang.

"Again?"

The skill of the boss of the Ronin Gang is not covered. He sensed something approaching him, and quickly used a knife to support his advancing body on the deck, and then twisted his body around with the force of his wrist, successfully dodged four attacks.

"Break it for me!"

Seeing that there was another ball of shit coming towards him, the boss of the Ronin Gang didn't panic, he directly drew his knife and cut the speeding ball of shit in two, but what he didn't expect was that the ball of shit was dry on the outside and thin on the inside After being cut off by his knife, the soup inside directly covered his face with the help of inertia.

"Uh"

Seeing the dramatic scene in front of him, Izumi Hanyu didn't know what to do.In fact, this is really not what he did on purpose, it's just that he is not proficient in the use of chakra in the dung ball technique.What's more, due to the hasty seal making, the dung ball is not as hard as a rock, so Izumi Hanyu doesn't know what to do now.

"Give me. Ugh."

The boss of the Ronin Gang just wanted to call his brothers to cut the damn kid in front of him into pieces, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the feces-yellow soup slid directly from his face into his mouth.

"vomit"

When the people around saw that their boss drank the golden juice directly, they all covered their mouths and retched. For a while, all the members of the Ronin Gang lost their ability to resist.

Izumi Hanyu saw that the boss of the ronin gang completely lost the courage to continue fighting, he didn't even bother to hold a knife, and directly plunged into the sea, using the sea water to continuously wash the golden juice on his face.

"Now is the time for me to play!"

Facing their current predicament, how could Hanyu Izumi let go of this opportunity, only to see his hands forming seals quickly, and a poop-yellow cloud suddenly appeared in the sky.

"Shit escape. Golden juice rain!"

Accompanied by the activation of ninjutsu, small beads of excrement the size of soybeans dripped down densely, covering all the members of the Ronin Gang who were lying on the deck retching, and for a while, the entire sea was filled with a strong smell of Ollie .

"Jump into the sea!"

Finally, someone responded in time. Under his call, everyone jumped into the sea one after another. Regardless of the coldness of the sea water, they just wanted to use the sea as a barrier to resist the little shit that was constantly dripping from the sky. beads.

However, as the existence of B-level ninjutsu in the legend of Xueji, how can it be so easy to resist.I saw that the feces-yellow cloud in the sky not only did not dissipate, but seemed to become more dense as time went by.

The densely packed small beads of feces fell on the sea surface like a downpour.Gradually, the sea water around Hanyu Spring has changed from blue to excrement yellow, and there are bursts of Ollie's stench.

"I surrender puke."

Finally, the members of the Ronin Gang chose to give in. Although they had done a lot of murders and money, they didn't want to be drowned in shit like this.

Accompanied by a person's lack of oxygen, not long after, people surfaced their heads in an attempt to take a breath.But as soon as they emerged, they found that the sea water had been dyed yellow with excrement, and as they emerged, the excrement-yellow film floating on the sea surface naturally covered their heads.

"vomit my life"

The crowd breathed in the fresh air out of the desire to survive, but the small drops of feces that kept dripping fell into their mouths with precision.

In this way, after coming and going, all the members of the Ronin Gang became weak, and they all floated on the sea powerlessly.

Standing on the boat, Hanyu Izumi proudly looked at the members of the Ronin Gang floating on the sea, and asked, "Now, do you still want to rob me of my money?"

"Don't dare. Vomit."

The current ronin gang members are really suffering and cannot tell, they dare not open their mouths at all now, after all, as long as they open their mouths, the golden juice can be easily swallowed by them.

"If that's the case, then I will spare your lives."

Izumi Hanyu looked at the members of the Ronin Gang below, and finally chose to let them go.It's not that he, Hanyu Izumi, was kind and dared not kill. This group of people probably did a lot of murder and extortion since Kaduo's death. It's just that I don't have any means to kill them now.

You can't jump down and chop them with a knife, can you?

Although Hanyu Izumi is a person who uses shit to escape, he doesn't want his body to be covered with Ollie, so Hanyu Izumi can only pretend to be generous and bypass them.

"Hand over all your money and get out!"

Seeing what Hanyu Izumi said, and seeing the feces-yellow clouds in the sky gradually dissipating, everyone took out their money and threw it on Hanyu Izumi's boat.

"This knife is not bad."

Hanyu Izumi looked at the knife left on his boat, pointed at the leader of the Ronin Gang who was still retching madly in the sea, and said, "You throw your scabbard up for me too!"

"what?"

Although the boss of the Ronin Gang didn't understand why the young man in front of him would take a fancy to his sword, but due to his strength, he finally had no choice but to take the scabbard off his belt and throw it on the boat.

"get out!"

Hearing Izumi Hanyu's words, everyone seemed to be pardoned, they didn't even have time to board their own boat, and hurriedly pushed their own boat to swim towards the distance.

"Okay, boatman, you can come out now."

Hearing Hanyu Izumi's call, the boatman quickly got out of the cabin, but he was immediately stunned by the scene in front of him.

"vomit"