Crazy Naruto: I don't want to use ninjutsu

"you"

Izumi Hanyu looked back in horror, and found that Itachi, who was squatting on the tree, came to his back at some point, and stabbed his back with a kunai.

"Although I don't know who you are, your ninjutsu is really disgusting."

When Uchiha Itachi said these words, he almost frowned, which shows that Hanyuizumi's ninjutsu just made him sick.

"Ghost shark, go!"

Itachi knew that his illusion seemed to be ineffective against Izumi Hanyu, and now that he had just recovered a little, he didn't dare to use the Kaleidoscope Sharingan again.

Kisame, as a teammate, of course knew about Itachi's current physical condition, so he quickly broke free from his restraints, and crawled out with a look of embarrassment.

"Thank you, Mr. Itachi."

Kisame showed his white shark teeth towards Itachi, and then turned around to fish for his shark muscles.

"Are you the Uchiha Itachi who slaughtered the entire Uchiha clan by yourself?"

Hanyu Izumi was stabbed in his internal organs, and his speech was obviously not as powerful as before.

"It's none of your business."

Itachi hated the shit-using ninja in front of him now, he had never seen such a disgusting attack method, so he stabbed Kunai hard again.

But with this effort, Itachi discovered that what flowed out of Hanyu Izumi's body was not bright red blood, but feces-yellow liquid.
"Oops!"

Seeing the foul-smelling excrement-yellow liquid flowing down Kunai to his hand, Itachi knew that Hanyu Izumi in front of him was not the main body, but the avatar just now.

"Ghost shark, be careful! This is a clone!"

"hold head high?"

Hearing Itachi's reminder, Kisame, who was trying to pull the shark's muscle, turned back impressively.

In the next second, the clone exploded!

"boom!"

Whether it was Itachi or Kisame, his face was instantly covered by the liquid in the feces avatar, especially Kisame. When he made a questioning sound just now, his mouth was open, and the splashed dung juice was directly poured into it. in his mouth.

As soon as the dung juice entered his mouth, a pungent stench rushed straight to the top of his head, and Guixie felt that he was sublimated at that moment.

"vomit"

Immediately, Kisame couldn't care less about the shark's muscles, and hurriedly knelt down and vomited, but no matter how Guishui vomited, he always felt that his mouth had a strong smell of excrement.

Compared with Kisame's tragic situation, Uchiha Itachi here is not much better. He is located in the center of the explosion, and his face was directly covered with feces. His originally flowing hair began to tick non-stop. The dung juice, the coat representing the Xiao organization, also turned directly into the yellow color of excrement.

"vomit"

Itachi does not have the coldness of the Uchiha clan now, the disgusting smell really makes him unable to be cold, but compared to Kisame, Itachi is still more rational, he wants to escape from the huge monster under his feet while throwing up. cesspit.

But in the next second, Itachi felt that his ankle was grabbed by two hands, and before he had time to react, he sank into the cesspit.

"How dare you backstab me, how courageous you are?"

Izumi Hanyu's figure slowly emerged from the cesspit, but to Itachi's surprise, Izumi Hanyu's body was not stained with a trace of feces yellow.

"I fought with you!"

Seeing Izumi Hanyu appearing again, Kisame immediately became crazy and rushed towards Izumi Hanyu.

"do not."

Izumi Hanyu looked at Kisame who had been dyed yellow, and quickly formed seals with both hands.

"Pfft!"

With the activation of ninjutsu, the originally thick dung juice on the soles of Kisame's feet suddenly turned into dung water. With this sudden scene, Kisame had no time to make any adjustments, and fell straight into the dung water.

Seeing Onikime fall down, Izumi Hanyu waved his finger.

"Congeal!"

Under Hanyu Izumi's order, the originally diluted feces condensed into a thick form again, making Kisame unable to move.

"Both, is it fun?"

Izumi Hanyu looked at Itachi and Kisame who had fallen into the cesspit, and said triumphantly, "Actually, I'm just doing it for money, so why don't you just pay me obediently? Do you have to fight with me?"

Facing Izumi Hanyu's questioning, both Kisame and Itachi were silenced without saying a word.

"Since you don't speak, don't blame me for being cruel."

Seeing that neither of them said a word, Izumi Hanyu used the golden juice rain again, densely packed small drops of excrement kept dripping, hitting the faces of the two of them like a torrential rain.

"This is your punishment!"

After saying this, Izumi Hanyu walked away with a step of disapproval.
Small drops of excrement kept dripping, and the stench after another was so suffocating that the two could barely open their eyes, but they had no choice but to wait for the rain of excrement to stop.

After nearly three hours, the "torrential rain" finally stopped, perhaps because Izumi Hanyu walked away, and the two actually felt that their bodies were gradually able to move slightly.

After feeling the changes in their bodies, Itachi and Kisame both rushed to break free from the cesspit at the same time.

"Mr. Itachi, what should we do next?"

Guixier could not help but be speechless when he smelled the stench emanating from his body.

This time, both of them are completely marinated!

"Find a river and take a bath!"

When Itachi said this, his mentality had completely collapsed.

The two didn't talk nonsense along the way, and found a place with a water source to wash their bodies and clothes, but to their despair, no matter how they washed, they seemed to have the smell of a cesspit.

"Itachi, Kisame, the leader tells you to go back quickly."

Just when the two of them were about to lose their skin after washing, Jue's body emerged from the ground.

"Are you two taking a mandarin duck bath?"

Seeing that the two were wiping their bodies frantically in the river, the lively Bai Jue asked curiously: "Isn't it said that only a man and a woman can wash like this? Why do you do the same?"

Ferret:
Ghost Shark: .
Good guy, Bai Jue's question made the two of them completely ashamed.

"Warning, if you two speak out, I will definitely kill you."

Itachi stared at a pair of scarlet kaleidoscope sharing eyes, and his words were full of threats.

"Okay, it's fine if I don't say anything, but the smell on your body reminds me of the past."

Seeing that Bai Jue was still mentioning this matter, Hei Jue on the other side quickly scolded: "Idiot, shut up now!"

Just like that, Itachi and Kisame returned to the Akatsuki Organization with unhappy faces, and bumped into Xiaonan head-on.

"Welcome back, you guys."

Normally, for the members who came back from the mission, Xiao Nan would say a few words about hard work, but this time, Xiao Nan was completely interrupted by the smell of the two of them.

The smell emanating from Itachi and Kisame made Xiao Nan not know what to say, but as one of the managers of the organization, Xiao Nan decided to comfort them.

But Xiao Nan didn't know what to say when it came to things like the ways of the world. After holding back for a long time, he only uttered one sentence.

"Did you two fall into the cesspit?"