Crazy Naruto: I don't want to use ninjutsu

"Boss! I want this!"

"Well, I want this too!"

Izumi Hanyu, who has practiced ninjutsu for a long time, is now feasting on the bustling snack street. Anyway, he is not short of money now, and Izumi Hanyu naturally pursues food requirements.

"Young man, can you finish eating so much?"

The boss who sold skewers was terrified by Hanyu Izumi's horrible eating appearance. The young man in front of him seemed to be reincarnated from starvation. It can be said that the boss has been running the stall for nearly ten years, and he has never seen such a young man who can eat.

"No! No no no!"

Hanyu Izumi, whose mouth was full of food, couldn't speak at all, and could only wave his hands repeatedly to indicate that he could still eat.

"Okay, okay, slow down, no one will grab you!"

The boss looked at Izumi Hanyu in front of him with a smile, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart that the young man in front of him was really delicious.But how did he know that Izumi Hanyu has been vomiting non-stop since this morning, plus he has practiced ninjutsu, and now Izumi Hanyu urgently needs a lot of food to replenish the energy required by his body.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

The originally bustling street was destroyed by the scolding sounds one after another.The original noisy human voices on the street disappeared, and some only the sound of wheels remained.

Izumi Hanyu looked at the carriage passing in front of him suspiciously, and couldn't help but wonder who was in the carriage.After all, Naruto in the original work must be based on Konoha Village, and the plot before him is undoubtedly something he has never heard of.

"Boss, who are the people in the car?"

Izumi Hanyu observed this extremely luxurious carriage curiously, and asked the boss beside him, "Are they the famous names of the wave country?"

"No."

The boss also looked at the luxurious carriage, and whispered enviously: "They are the ninja masters of the land of water, and these people are all distinguished guests of the land of wave, if it weren't for them to guard the land of wave , I am afraid that the Kingdom of Waves has long been reduced to the territory of other big countries."

Hearing what the boss said, Izumi Hanyu couldn't help but wonder, a ninja from the land of water?
If I remember correctly, at this moment, the Wuyin Village in the Country of Water seems to be still in the age of blood fog, right?
In the era of blood and fog in Wuyin Village, where did so many ninjas come from to protect the safety of other countries in leisure.Judging from this posture, these people probably defected, but now Wuyin Village has no time to talk to them.

Thinking of this, Hanyu Izumi touched his stomach that was already a little full, and burped in satisfaction.

"belch"

The originally quiet streets around were completely broken by Hanyu Izumi's full belch, both the passers-by and the guards on the carriage all looked in the direction of Hanyu Izumi.

"Ok?"

Seeing everyone around him staring at him, Hanyu Izumi scratched his head in embarrassment. In fact, he himself did not expect that his hiccups were so loud.

Accompanied by a moment of silence, the guard on the carriage showed dissatisfaction and waved towards Izumi Hanyu.

"How dare you disrespect the ninja adults, arrest him!"

Following the guard's order, several other soldiers beside the carriage hurriedly pushed away the crowd blocking in front, and walked fiercely towards Hanyu Izumi's position.

"Isn't it? I can't even hiccup?"

Hanyu Izumi never expected that a full belch would cause disaster to him.Looking at the soldiers who were getting closer and closer to him, Izumi Hanyu thought about his taijutsu with a value of 0, and finally decided to run first.

Immediately, Izumi Hanyu began to move his footsteps slowly, step by step and slowly backed away.

However, in the eyes of the guards on the carriage, Hanyu Izumi's small movements were like the head teacher watching the students.The guard yelled angrily and said, "That kid wants to run, don't let him run!"

"Damn it! Do you need it?"

Hanyu Izumi was taken aback by the guard's scolding, and immediately ran back.Seeing that Hanyu Izumi ran directly, the soldiers who were slowly approaching him also quickened their pace and rushed towards Hanyu Izumi.

"Don't go!"

"stop!"

Hearing the scolding from the soldiers behind, Hanyu Izumi hastily increased his speed to a higher level. At this moment, he recalled the few ninjutsu he had practiced in the morning.

"Fight it!"

I saw Izumi Hanyu running while slowly making seals with his hands.

"Separation technique!"

Accompanied by a puff of smoke, ten figures instantly appeared around him, fleeing in different directions.

"Not good! That kid is a ninja! He must be a spy sent by another country!"

The soldiers who were chasing saw Hanyu Izumi's sudden avatar technique, and hurriedly stopped their pursuit.

Although they are soldiers, they still don't have the guts to pursue the ninjas.Several people looked at each other, and then a soldier hurried to the carriage just now, and reported to the guards on the carriage that there were ninjas.

"Master Ninja, I need to trouble you to take action this time."

After hearing what the soldiers reported, the guards hurriedly reported the sudden situation into the carriage.

"Oh? Will there be ninjas from the enemy country in the land of waves?"

"Yes, my lord, please take action to capture him, our daimyo will definitely reward you handsomely!"

The people in the carriage were silent for a while, and finally said: "Okay, then the two of us brothers will make a move!"

After all, the two ninjas in the carriage suddenly turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared into the carriage
At this time, Izumi Hanyu not only used the clone technique, but also used the transformation technique to change his appearance and blend in with the crowd.However, at this time, Han Yuquan never imagined that his full belch actually attracted ninjas to hunt him down.

"Damn it, this Land of Waves is really magical enough, even a full burp won't work?"

While walking on the road, Hanyu Izumi cursed the guards in the carriage just now.In fact, the current Hanyu Izumi has completely lost the guilty conscience just now. After all, once the transformation technique is used, he doesn't have to worry about being recognized by others.

It's just that Hanyu Izumi never expected that the two ninjas on the carriage had already started looking for him, let alone that the two ninjas on the carriage were sentient ninjas.

Just like that, Izumi Hanyu returned to his village cursing, recalling the scene just now, Izumi Hanyu no longer had any worries.

In this world, only strength is king!

What happened to shit?
Who stipulated that shit can't be used to kill people?
This is still Lao Tzu's unique skill!

Having figured this out, Izumi Hanyu finally decided to abandon all distracting thoughts and cultivate his own Wugu reincarnation escape according to the system.Although this is really disgusting, at least you can protect yourself at a critical time, right?
"Then hurry up and practice the fart mist technique!"

Izumi Hanyu cheered himself up silently in his heart, then found a place where no one was around, and lifted his transformation technique.

However, in the next second, a deep voice came from Hanyu Izumi's ear.

"Sure enough, there is nothing wrong with our perception, it really is this kid."

Izumi Hanyu was startled by the sudden sound, and quickly looked in the direction of the sound, only to see two ninjas in the uniform of Wuyin Village looking at him playfully.

"Fuck? How did you find me?"

Izumi Hanyu really didn't expect that the ninja on the carriage would come to chase him.

Seeing the panic on Hanyu Izumi's face, the two Kirigakure ninjas standing on the tree became even more proud.

In fact, the two of them are nothing more than Chunin of Wuyin Village. In fact, they came to chase Hanyu Izumi with no idea.But seeing Hanyu Izumi's reaction now, it is completely confirmed that the person in front of him is just a rookie who just started.

"Hey hey, kid."

I saw one of the Kirigakure ninjas slowly pull out the ninja sword behind him, and said with a smile: "You didn't expect that, did you? Both of us brothers are sentient ninjas, and we are tracking you alone in the land of waves, where there are only ordinary people." People with chakra fluctuations are naturally easy to catch."

"Actually, boy, although I know that you have chakra fluctuations in your body, we also know that you are just a rookie who doesn't know how to get started, and you are not a spy of an enemy country at all."

Hearing the words of another Kirigakure ninja, Hanyu Izumi just wanted to beg the other party to let him go, but the Kirigakure ninja changed the subject and said: "However, it is really bad luck for you to meet us, after all, the guard said just now, As long as you are caught, your name will be greatly rewarded, so although we know that you have been wronged, are you a bastard if you have money?"

As soon as Izumi Hanyu heard that the other party asked for money, he quickly took out 10 taels of gold from the system space, and said, "Brothers, I have money with me, so I can use this money to buy my life, do you think it's okay?"

Seeing this little rookie in front of him unexpectedly took out 10 taels of gold, the eyes of the two brothers lit up.

"I really didn't realize that you are actually a rich man! But 10 taels of gold is not enough to buy us off."

Of course, Izumi Hanyu knew that the other party was trying to trick him, so he quickly pretended to be sad, and begged: "Brothers, this is already all of my property, please hold your hands high and let me live, okay?"

However, Hanyu Izumi's weakness did not help him out of the crisis. The two brothers in Wuyin Village saw the gold in Hanyu Izumi's hands and said with a smile: "Boy, have you ever thought that we will kill you? The money is ours too, and we can bring your head back for a bounty."

After all, the ninja who had drawn his sword slowly approached Izumi Hanyu, ready to kill Izumi Hanyu directly.

"Damn! Fight!"

Seeing the Kirigakure ninja slowly approaching, Izumi Hanyu quickly formed a seal with both hands.

"Blinking technique!"

In the next second, Izumi Hanyu turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared directly in front of the Kirigakure ninja.

"Don't be afraid, he can't escape!"

Seeing that Izumi Hanyu disappeared, the two ninjas did not rush to chase after him. Instead, they performed sensory ninjutsu with their hands in seals, trying to find the location where Izumi Hanyu was hiding.

"Damn, I don't have attack ninjutsu at all!"

Hanyu Izumi, who was hiding in the distance, looked at the two brothers who had already started looking for him, feeling desolate in his heart.He knew that soon the two Kirigakure ninjas would be able to sense their current location and come after them again.

"How to do how to do?"

At this time, Izumi Hanyu was very anxious, thought over and over again, and finally decided to give it a go.

"Success or failure depends on you!"

Izumi Hanyu made a seal with his hands again, and said, "The art of fart mist!"

Although it was the first time for Izumi Hanyu to perform this ninjutsu, since the difficulty of this ninjutsu was classified as D-level, it was not too difficult to release it directly.

With the activation of ninjutsu, a feces-yellow mist instantly enveloped the entire mountain, followed by a strong and pungent feces smell.

"This is?"

As soon as the feces-yellow mist appeared, it attracted the attention of two Kirigakure ninjas. They hurriedly looked around, but found that the visibility around them had become very blurred.

"I'll go, what does this taste like!"

As a strong smell of dung was drilled into their nostrils along with the thin air, the pungent smell exploded in their brains instantly.

"What kind of ninjutsu is this?!"

At this time, the Wuyin duo couldn't care less about the shock, and hurried towards the direction they came from.

However, they were surprised to find that their heads were dizzy and their bodies couldn't exert themselves.

"This mist is poisonous!"

Not far away, Izumi Hanyu was too shocked to speak when he saw that he had created such a large-scale mist of feces.Although his nose did smell the pungent smell, his body didn't become affected like theirs.

In the end, the two of them failed to escape from the feces-yellow mist, and fell to the ground one after the other.