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Chapter 4 Fuck!Teacher Saitama?

"Lean your waist a little further to the left, yes, that's it."

Peter held up the camera, stared at MJ in the lens, quickly pressed the shutter button, and his thoughts flew.

He didn't even notice that there was a mutant spider slowly approaching him above his head.

The mutant spider went all the way down, finally landed successfully, and circled around the back of Peter's hand.

In the research institute, there was not even a single fly. After three days of starvation, he stared at the big lump of meat in front of him, and swallowed greedily.

Not far away, seeing this, Meng Fei muttered in a low voice, "Quick bite, don't hesitate!"

The mutant spider seemed to understand his lips, and smiled evilly, revealing scarlet eyes and sharp fangs, and bit down hard.

Peter, who was immersed in Mary's charming appearance, received a slight delay in the pain signal received by the cerebral cortex.

A few seconds later, he felt the strangeness of the tiger's mouth, and couldn't help but yelled.

"what!"

Peter's panting frightened Mary who was posing.

Just as she was about to go forward to comfort her, she was dragged away by her best friend.

After Mary left, Meng Fei stepped forward quickly, staring at the row of teeth marks on the back of Peter's hand, and said with a smile, "Old fart, congratulations, congratulations!"

At the same time, Meng Fei quickly left a glass bottle behind him. Through the glass bottle, he could see a colorful spider inside.

Peter looked at the red seal above the tiger's mouth, and listened to Meng Fei's sarcastic remarks.

He frowned, lowered his head, and comforted himself: "Bless Jesus, I hope this spider is not poisonous."

Then he raised his head and smiled at Meng Fei: "Congratulations, congratulations!"

Looking at Lao Pi's unwilling face, Meng Fei knew that the other party was thinking wrong.

But he couldn't tell Peter clearly that you could become a superhero right away, so he could only helplessly say, "Go, I'll accompany you to vent, vent."

inside the toilet.

Meng Fei just took off his pants.

I heard a moving alto voice in my mind.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully signing in and getting a three-star reward, the Rabbit Charm! 】

[Rabbit Charm: It can improve the owner's speed, reaction, and perception! 】

[Ding, the new check-in location has been refreshed, please check in at the Chinatown Traffic Squadron in New York City! 】

As the system sound slowly fell, a gray stone appeared in Meng Fei's hand.

While shitting, he looked at the gray stone.

I didn't expect this system to get me the Rabbit Charm from The Adventures of Jackie Chan.

What about the Holy Lord?
Meng Fei gloated.

As far as he knew, the Rabbit Charm was a jewel that could turn light into a backdrop.

To get a feel for how fast it is.

Lifting his pants, Meng Fei rushed out of the toilet.

He didn't hear Peter's call from the other end at all.

"Lao Meng, give me some paper."

Come to the road.

Holding the Rabbit Charm in the palm of his hand, Meng Fei yelled 'Ollie' and shot it out.

On the road, the Tesla owner was reporting today's work to his wife.

"Hey! Honey, I'll be home in five minutes."

"Honey, I miss you so much!"

"Honey, I miss you too."

"Wait for you to go home for a meeting!"

"Okay baby, hang up first."

After hanging up the phone, the Tesla owner directly accelerated the speed to two hundred yards.

Tesla still galloped past Meng Fei, clearly exceeding the speed limit on this road.

As a law-abiding citizen, how could he tolerate such violations.

After a vigorous step, he chased after him.

"bump!"

"bump!"

Tesla owners heard windshields creaking.

Looking back, he almost had a heart attack.

I saw a rather handsome bald boy pressing his face against the window glass of his car.

He put down the glass, just about to start a fight.

He heard the bald young man speak righteously to himself:

"Hi sir, according to the latest traffic regulations promulgated in 2015, you are already speeding."

"New York City's Third District Transportation Commission reminds you that there are tens of thousands of roads, and safety comes first. Driving is not standardized, and loved ones cry."

After hearing this, the Tesla owner thought that Meng Fei was a plainclothes law enforcement officer, and hurriedly apologized.

"Comrade Law Enforcement Officer, I will definitely pay attention next time."

Seeing that the Tesla owner admitted his mistake sincerely and nodded, Meng Fei reminded him not to do it again next time, and left the law enforcement scene.

The Tesla owner looked at Meng Fei who was running forward, and gave him a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart.

The current law enforcement officers are so dedicated that they don't even ride motorcycles anymore.

Suddenly, he seemed to notice something.

Damn, what about the motorcycle?
Could it be that this is the legendary super policeman! ! !
New York City, Chinatown, Chenghua Avenue.

Two young traffic enforcers were standing by the side of the road, fiddling with the new equipment the bureau had just given them.

"Li Si, I heard from the bureau that this is an infrared sonar speedometer with a speed range of 800m/s." Zhang San looked at the young law enforcement officer opposite and said with a smile.

"Really? It seems that this round has cost a lot of money?" Li Si touched the speedometer in front of him with his hand, which was called a liking.

"Yes! It is said that this thing is still a monitor, which can automatically record video to preserve evidence."

"Haha, let me see who dares to speed up now!" Li Si raised his proud head, still looking confident.

"Buzz!"

The two young law enforcement officers had just finished speaking.

There was only a sound of breaking wind, and a black shadow whizzed past him directly.

They were blown upside down, and their hats fell straight to the ground.

At the same time, the sonar speedometer exploded and started to emit an alarm sound, and the original green screen turned red.

"Drip! Drip! Drip..."

Two young law enforcement officers directing traffic picked up their law enforcement caps from the ground, put them on again, and looked at the speedometer in unison.

"Unable to measure" These four characters are displayed on the speedometer.

"Damn! Who dares to be so arrogant in front of me!"

Zhang San straightened his hat, tilted his head, came to the speedometer, opened the video he just recorded, and checked the video playback in the speedometer.

In the video, a 1.8-meter-tall, bald-headed, sandal-wearing man whized past the camera, leaving behind a dashing back.

"Damn it! Saitama-sensei?"

Li Si looked at the characters in the video playback, dumbfounded, tilted his head, and the hat fell to the ground again.

……

At the foot of the Statue of Liberty, Meng Fei was panting heavily, the crow's feet at the corners of his eyes were almost overflowing, Yan Ran looked like he had a kidney deficiency.

This system is poisonous!

He was growling inside.

The Rabbit Charm did increase his speed, reaction, and perception, but his body consumption also increased.

It is almost an increase in geometric multiples.

If he had been faster just now, he would probably only be skinny now.

To know.

This was after he drank the potion of great strength, and his body was strengthened ten times.

Going back to the past, I guess I am so tired that I don't even have the energy to speak.

It seems that I have to use this thing less in the future.

"Hey!"

Life is not easy, Meng Fei sighed.

Right now, he can only end his sightseeing early and choose to take a taxi home.

the other side.

In the toilet of the research institute.

Peter was still knocking on the partition door of the toilet next to him.

"Lao Meng, give me some paper!"

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