[Comprehensive British and American] Unscrupulous house of everything

Fury, who just came out of the portal with a gun in his hand, was cursing in a low voice. He returned with great difficulty. Why did he snap his fingers again when he came up?
While sitting and waiting to disappear, only to find that nothing happened.

He immediately scanned the battlefield, and the magic eye immediately noticed something was wrong.

"Look over there!" Fury screamed, pointing to a Kirita not far from Thanos.

Everyone looked over and saw that the Kirita man was crazily fleeing with a strange branch in his arms, and he kept picking the fruit from the branch.

"Wait, something's wrong!" Jamie noticed the faint magic fluctuation, "Who is that?"

Thanos snapped his fingers, but there was no change at all. When he felt it carefully, he slapped the glove in his hand furiously. The glove actually shattered into foam under one blow, and the original appearance could not be seen at all.

Everyone looked at that strange Kirita man again, the branch in his hand had turned into a glove studded with gems, and what that Kirita man buckled was not fruit, but gems!

Tony looked confused, "What's the situation? Thanos' subordinates have mutinied?"

"How is it possible? The Kiritas are unlikely to rebel anyway, they are semi-mechanical life!" Sol directly refuted, "However, how does this method look familiar?"

"Loki!" Fury pulled off the blindfold, and the magic eyes rolled in his eye sockets.

The entire battlefield paused for a moment, Loki also noticed something was wrong, and everyone's eyes were on him.

He raised his head blankly, looked at the surprised Sol and everyone with complicated faces, smiled awkwardly, raised the glove in his hand, "Surprise!"

Sol laughed and rushed towards Loki, Thanos also reacted, and everyone started rushing towards Loki, causing Loki to run away with his head in his arms.

Thanos without the help of gems is no match at all with the addition of Captain Marvel. He can only rush towards Loki again and again, but he still can't stop Loki from bringing the gloves back to their camp.

"So what do we do now? Who will snap the fingers?" Jemini looked at the gloves with a headache.

Stephen also frowned, this was different from any future he saw, the future he saw did not have Loki.

Seeing Saul who was fighting happily, Banner stretched out his left hand, "I'll do it!"

"No, no, no! I think I should come!" Loki hugged the glove and did not let go, "After all, I am a god anyway, much more than you can bear!"

Jeminy rolled her eyes, "Stop making trouble, if I tell you to fight, you might as well give the gloves to Thanos, at least you can die like this!"

"Hey! How can you say that?!" Loki looked disbelieving, "I'm so sad when you say that! Anyway, I snatched it back!"

Jemini ignored Loki's expression, slapped off his hand, took the glove from his pocket, and carefully checked the gemstones on it, "Are you sure you didn't replace these gemstones?"

Loki looked aggrieved, "Am I that kind of person? You don't believe me at all!"

Jemini took a deep breath, "Stop talking, everyone in the audience saw what you were doing just now!"

Loki glanced at the covetous people around him, and immediately shut up in embarrassment, well, he has a criminal record, so it's better to shut up.

After carefully feeling the breath on the glove, I asked Stephen to confirm that Rocky didn't take off the gem. This is the best news so far. The only question is, who will snap his fingers.

Except for Saul and Banner, Jemini began to cast her eyes on those who had been restored. After weighing for a long time, Jemini's eyes lit up suddenly, and she called Rocket, "Rocket! Bring Groot here!"

With the characteristics of Groot's family, it would be best for him to snap his fingers!She swore to give the new Groot the best nutrition ever!She can even get dragon dung fertilizer!

And their physique is much stronger than that of humans, maybe they don't need to be reborn at all. If there is a lack of parts, for Groot, they can grow back after eating some, the best candidate!

The battlefield began to change, and everyone stopped rushing forward, and retreated one after another, protecting Groot who had already run to the front line, so that he could quickly return to the rear. Thanos no longer rushed towards crowded places, and the center of the battlefield began to move towards Groot in an instant.

Just as the rocket fled with Groot, a sharp blade appeared suddenly, cutting off one of Groot's legs, making him stop in place, unable to move forward.

Jamie looked over, it was Ebony Throat!
The five obsidian generals under Thanos!Jamie secretly complained, originally thought that they hadn't come, but who knew they were all hidden in the dark, and suddenly appeared at this critical moment, cutting off their hope!
There were four shadows standing behind Ebony Maw. Jamie recognized the Black Dwarf and Proxima Centauri couple, and one she didn't recognize.

"Be careful! She is a superstar! She can control the mind!" Nebula's voice sounded, and everyone suddenly turned their heads.

Nebula, who was missing a hand, was supported by Gamora and appeared behind them, "Ningyun? Where have you been?" Rhodes asked worriedly.

"Be careful! Who knows if she has been impersonated again!" Stephen said vigilantly.

Rhodes shook his head, "Her hand was injured when taking the gem. I've seen that injury. The imposter's hand is good."

"Sorry for causing trouble to everyone, I didn't know this would happen!" Xing Yun said with a face full of shame.

Jamie and the others shook their heads, "It's not necessary, maybe even if it wasn't for you, we would have faced other tests, at least we have dealt with Thanos before!"

Jeminy immediately spread the news that the guardians had already started confronting General Black Ridge, and if they got caught by accident, it would be a disaster.

The situation on the battlefield has changed again. Most of the combatants are entangled by General Black Day, while Thanos is entangled with Captain Marvel, Thor and other high-level combat forces.

Seeing the situation on the battlefield, Jemini felt overwhelmed, "If you can't, I'll do it!"

"You are crazy! This will kill people!" Everyone was shocked and tried to dissuade them.

Banner awkwardly moved his body to block Jemini, "I'll do it! Isn't it just a hand? Tony's craftsmanship is very good! No, I'll use a fake hand like Bucky!"

"Enough!" Jemini frowned, "I've decided, I'll do it!" After she finished speaking, she glanced at Stephen, who was still frowning and didn't know what he was thinking.

Seeing that he didn't object, Jemini understood that they had to sacrifice one of them this time, either Tony or her. Even if others got the gloves, they would lose the chance to snap their fingers for various reasons, such as Groot's leg.

Just when Jemini made up her mind to put on the gloves, all kinds of exclamations suddenly came from around her.

Jeminy looked up, and Thanos ran straight towards Jeminy at full speed, regardless of the attacks of Thor and Captain Marvel.

Everyone around went to intercept Thanos who was rushing over, but it was of no use.

Thanos is like a moving chariot, crashing into every obstacle it encounters.

Even Loki rushed over with his eyes closed while muttering about this, his phantom was completely useless to Thanos at this time, Thanos only had the glove on Jemini's hand in his eyes!
Jemini was just about to mobilize her magic power to escape, but found that she couldn't squeeze out any magic power. Even if she drank the medicine on the spot now, it was too late to wait for the medicine to take effect.

In desperation, Jemini could only endure the headache and turned around and ran, throwing the contents of the bracelet behind her while running, trying hard to stop Thanos' footsteps.

The spell was swung away, the magic weapon was dodged, food, drink and clothing were not blocked by those things for even a second.

Seeing that Thanos was getting closer and closer to Jemini, everyone ignored the miscellaneous soldiers and rushed over here, hoping to stop him.

Jemini's backpack and bracelet were all gone, and there was nothing left to throw out. She was cruel, picked up the Qiankun bracelet that the Jade Emperor had given her, and threw it fiercely at Thanos. Without even looking at it, she was ready to put on the gloves directly.

"what?"

Just when Jemini was about to put on the gloves, a light enveloped Jemini.

Jemini looked up, and there was a person sitting on the clouds in the sky. It was the Jade Emperor she had seen in the heaven, sitting on a high platform!

"What is this?" Jade Emperor looked curiously at Thanos who was blocked by him a few steps away, and the devastated battlefield.

"Jade Emperor? How did you come here?!" Jamie asked dumbfounded, what a surprise!
The Jade Emperor slowly floated down from the clouds, "Didn't I tell you? I left a magic seal on that bracelet. If you encounter an enemy you can't resist, just throw it out to summon a clone of me."

Jemini looked at Jade Emperor accusingly, "You didn't tell me!"

The Jade Emperor blinked, "Ah, didn't I say that? Hahahaha, I'm so sorry!"

"So now, are you in any danger?" The Jade Emperor pinched his fingerprints enthusiastically, and everyone outside the light became in slow motion.

"I think this should be a long story, don't worry, I just speeded up the two of us, you can start talking!" Jade Emperor took out a tea table in the shape of a tree root, put a few plates of snacks on it and a pot of hot tea, took out another chair, and looked at Jemini with bright eyes.

The corner of Jamie's mouth twitched, did the Jade Emperor hold back in Heaven for too long?Last time I saw you, I wasn't so gossipy!

With no other choice, Jemini sighed, sat down on the stool Jade Emperor handed her, and began to tell about their war.

It wasn't until Jemini finished speaking that Thanos' fist touched the light curtain just once.

"So it is like this!" Jade Emperor stroked his chin, looked at the glove in Jemini's hand, "Is this the Infinity Stone?"

Jemini nodded, "Yes, haven't you heard of it before?"

The Jade Emperor held the glove in his hand with great interest, and felt it carefully, "Well, I've heard of it, but I haven't seen it. For us, our own practice is the most important thing. Foreign things are foreign things after all."

"So, just put on this glove and snap your fingers?" Jade Emperor put his hand over, put on the infinity glove easily, and blinked at Jemini.

Jamie was dumbfounded again, Jade Emperor put on the glove as if it was just an ordinary glove, none of the reactions that tormented Banner appeared on him at all!
The Jade Emperor looked at Jemini's expression and smiled, "Don't look at me as a clone, but I have one-tenth of the power of my body, just snap my fingers, it's very easy."

After Jemini stammered how to snap her fingers, she saw Jade Emperor's avatar eagerly standing up, waved off the light curtain, and appeared in front of everyone.

Gently waving his sleeves, Thanos was blown away by the blown wind, and it was not so easy to come back again.

Everyone looked at the Jade Emperor as if he had seen a ghost. He showed the glove on his hand indifferently and pouted, "To be honest, this glove is really ugly. By the way, if I have a chance later, I will get you another bracelet. Just for the sake of hearing a good story this time, and our descendants, thank you too!"

After finishing speaking, he smiled, pinched his fingers, and made a light snap. The crisp snapping sound seemed to be inexplicably amplified, and it rang in everyone's ears.

Seeing that there was nothing he could do, Thanos sat slumped on the rocks beside him, watching his army slowly turn into ashes with a blank expression, and himself, gradually passing away with the wind.

Satisfied with the resolution of the matter, the Jade Emperor took off his gloves and threw them to Jemini, ignoring his blackened fingers.

Everyone stayed for a long time before they realized that Thanos and his army had disappeared. They had won this war!
Cheers resounded in the sky, and before the Taoist gates surrounded him, the Jade Emperor hurriedly used his remaining hand to drag Jemini out of their sight.

"Hey, I'm a doppelgänger! What are you doing! Besides, the snapping of the fingers is really exciting. I don't have much time to stay here. Tell me, what are the delicacies in the world now? I'm so tired of eating the same food in the Heavenly Court. Hurry up and take this opportunity for a change!" Jade Emperor enthusiastically dragged Jemini up to the cloud, floated in mid-air, looked at the cheering crowd below, and wanted to leave impatiently.

Jemini hurriedly stopped him, "Don't worry, my friends are still looking for me. Besides, why are you hiding from Taoism? If you want to talk about food in this world, it has to be from China. How about I help you contact the tour guide?"

The Jade Emperor hesitated for a long while, a little reluctantly, "I'm afraid they will treat me with respect."

The corners of Jamie's mouth twitched, "You think too much, now is a new society, and it's a far cry from your age, how about I help you get in touch and let them come over with something to cook for you? It saves you from running around and wasting time."

"Wouldn't mortals waste time running around? They can't fly, so I'm faster anyway." The Jade Emperor looked at Jemini suspiciously, feeling that she was lying.