In Naruto Universe, time travel to become Naruto's sister

"Of course I know this, but Kyuubi likes to beat you very much. As a reward for offering chakra, I think I should let him beat you as much as he wants."

[Haha, you are right.Be good, let me punch you again.This is the best way to unwind after all the ridiculous situations Green Pool put me through. ]
Hashirama could feel his eyebrows twitch slightly.I don't know why, I don't know why, he feels a little pitiful for Kyuubi.He quickly pushed the idea away and labeled it nonsense.After all no way is true.

"I don't know how I should answer, but aren't you worried about the other fights? Even if Tobima's power is limited by the resurrection, I don't think those two Anbu will be able to defeat him."

Hearing this, Luchi just shrugged.

"That's right. Or to be more precise, those two were defeated long ago."

Hearing this, Hashirama's eyes widened.

"Then what are you playing? If you have a way to seal me, then act quickly."

However, Lvchi just shrugged again and chuckled lightly.

"Hehe, no need, Hongdou is currently receiving the tray, so it should be fine."

"Should be fine, right? That doesn't sound very convincing. Wait! How do you know? Are you still a powerful sensory ninja?"

"Hehe, who knew... oh? The Tori Room was just sealed. Sure enough, Hongdou succeeded."

"Oh? That woman sealed him? It seems that Tobima is really lazy, hahaha!"

Seeing Hashirama suddenly burst into laughter, Lvike was a little surprised.

"What the hell," he burst out laughing. Is his head all right?
[You are really not a person who should comment too much on whether a person's brain is good or not.As for your question, I don't know him that well, considering I've been sealed most of the time, but as far as I can tell, the guy has always been a weirdo. ]
'oh?He is always portrayed as stoic and stern.Guess they changed his personality to make him look more imposing and awesome.I guess I shouldn't be surprised by this.However, he was somewhat right.We should end the fight.I'm almost exhausted. "

[Yes, I can see that.It's so fucking pissed off, I would have liked to punch a few more times. ]
"Well, we had a lot of fun, but I decided to call it a day."

As soon as Hashirama heard this, his body automatically entered a fighting state.

"Oh? It looks like you're going to zoom in. The chakra needed for your ninjutsu is gathering in large quantities, which is good."

Hashirama clapped his hands and began to gather chakra...

[Wood escape:.]
...However, Lvike flicked his finger, and the entire area was illuminated by the seal.Each of them is hidden and protected by a thin layer of ice.

Hashirama's eyes widened when he saw the seals all over the battlefield, and he was even more surprised when his body completely froze after being activated.Rather than saying that the body was paralyzed, it would be better to say that the body controlled by [Dirty Soil Reincarnation] stopped moving, unable to carry out even the simplest movement.

"You... controlled [The Reincarnation of Dirty Soil]?"

「[Soil Reincarnation]? Is this the ninjutsu that revives you? Regarding your question, not really. All I did was stop you from moving. Now your body doesn't fight on its own, but is forced to shut down. It took me a while to figure it out, but it looks like I won, hehe.

Hashirama nodded in acknowledgment.

"Although I don't know how you did it, it's still very powerful and well done."

"Haha, of course. Now is the time to seal you well."

After speaking, Green Pool began to rummage in his pocket and took out a scroll.

"Indeed, you should hurry up. Even if Tobima is defeated...why did you take out the cake?"

Green Pool looked at the cake that just appeared from the scroll, and then looked at Hashirama with innocent eyes.

"Because I wanted to punch you in the face."

"..."

"..."

"why?"

Green Pool pondered for a moment, then nodded.

"It's our tradition."

"What tradition..."

*Snapped*
"..."

[Hahahaha, that feels great too! ! ! 】

Just as Hashirama was about to scold Lvchi for what he was doing, could he be more serious, the remaining cake on his face began to shine, and the seal began to crawl out, covering his whole body.

"What the hell..."

That's all he can say, all he has left is a small token with "Sealed ID001" written on it.

“[Supreme Prank Ultimate Sealing Technique: Cake Sealing Technique]”

Green Pool nodded in agreement with the name she just came up with.She could hear the Nine Lamas groaning in her head, but wasn't sure what the problem was.She just shrugged, thinking it was because he dropped the punching bag.

Naruto stood on top of Bunta's head, looking at Gaara, Gaara seemed to grow out of Shukaku's head.

"It's strange, is it Gaara who is controlling, or Shukaku?"

Wen Tai jumped sideways at crazy speed to avoid another wave of huge sandstorms.Despite moving very fast, Naruto still stood firmly on Bunta's head.

"Stinky boy, stop talking nonsense, is there any good way, if this continues, both of us will be killed?"

"Hey, sorry boss, but there's nothing I can do about that crazy sand."

"Don't you have a lot of chakra reserves? Just shoot a bunch of ninjutsu and try to hit that kid standing on the crane's head."

"Haha, I'm sorry boss, I'm almost out of strength."

"Then why did you summon me!?"

"Ha ha."

"Do not laugh!!!"

Another wave of sandstorms approached them, but Wentai avoided them again.

"Isn't that nice? You can easily dodge these."

"Damn, when this battle is over, I will..."

"Okay, okay, boss, calm down, just kidding, or if you hide for a longer time, I added some wind attribute chakra to your blade to make it sharper, then you can cut this guy directly."

Wen Tai clicked his tongue angrily, but agreed.

Bunta spends the next few minutes dodging around the arena while Naruto tries to somehow apply the proper amount of wind chakra to Bunta's blade, which isn't an easy task at all considering its size.

"Got it, boss!"

Without saying a word, Wen Tai dodged another wave of sand, grabbed the hilt of his sword, and rushed towards the figure of Shouhe.His long sword slashed upwards, easily cutting off one of Shuhe's arms.

Wen Tai couldn't help being surprised by the sharpness of the sword.

"Yes, boy, not at all. I hardly felt a revolt when the arm was cut off."

"no problem"

Naruto's words were interrupted, and an earth-shattering roar echoed on the ring.

"...Kill you!!! I will definitely kill you!!! I want to show you!!! I want to show you its true power!!!"

"[The Art of False Sleep]"