Jackie Chan's Adventures: Marrying Xiaoyu at the beginning
Chapter 426 Brother King Kong and Zhao Erfat
Capital
"There is still an hour, I don't know how you are preparing!"
Longyou's white youth sat on the supercar, and the corner of his mouth curled up a little: "Look forward to this hour, this hour may be your last chance!"
"Cousin, the voice in my head is becoming more and more obvious. In one hour, all the corpse brothers are going to attack humans, and they are all rushing towards the capital."
Hei Fei sat there cross-legged and opened his eyes: "This spaceship is not slow, but it will take three hours to reach the capital."
"Don't worry, you two, since my master (Master Immortal) asked me to come to the capital to assist you, it must mean that I am the savior; so you don't have to worry too much!"
Appetizing Milk looked at the little monk with thick glasses and scratched his chin: "Really?"
"Monks don't tell lies!"
"No matter how you look at it, you are so weak, can you really protect us?"
"My fighting ability may not be as good as the two, but I'm not a vegetarian either!"
"You don't even eat meat, what's so great about it?"
"I~"
"Okay." Hei Fei stood up: "Since the Immortal Master asked Master Tong to come, it means that Master Tong must have his own merits, and he is definitely not here to die!"
"Why do I feel that I let him die~"
The appetizing milk couldn't help muttering: "After all, Master Immortal was suffering from Alzheimer's disease at the time, so he might not even remember what he said~"
Hitomi: "..."
Hei Fei: "..."
……
L city
"Uncle, I'm really hungry!"
Xiaolu looked at Bai Xiaofei, with snot bubbling from his nose, looking pitiful.
"Brother Fei, I'm hungry too!" Xiao Yanzi looked at Bai Xiaofei listlessly.
After hearing this, Bai Xiaofei touched his pocket silently, looked at the money in his pocket and sighed: "Let's go, what do you want to eat!" There are only 200 left!
"I want to eat prawns"
"The little deer wants to eat Xiao Bao Bao!"
Bai Xiaofei: "..."
"Um·?"
He stopped for a moment and looked at Bai Xiaofei over there: "That should be the Bai Xiaofei that the master asked me to pay attention to, right?"
Immediately looking at Bai Xiaofei who walked into the restaurant over there, a purple light flashed on his body, and the whole person became a rich and fat man, and the overall appearance was better than before when he was not zero.
Shun adjusted his clothes and walked in: "This way you won't attract his attention!"
bag shop
"Boss, here are 20 big bags!" Bai Xiaofei walked to the counter and shouted.
"Boss, 10 bags!"
Bai Xiaofei looked at the fat middle-aged man: "Uncle, are you alone?"
The middle-aged fat man looked at Bai Xiaofei and nodded: "What? I'm that old?"
"Eh~, big brother!"
The middle-aged fat nodded: "I am alone!"
Bai Xiaofei: "Brother has a good appetite!"
"What? You have two children, you don't realize it at your age!"
The middle-aged fat stared at Xiaoyanzi with a very strange tone.
"I'm not married yet!" Bai Xiaofei couldn't help complaining, "Am I just so anxious?"
"Haha!" The middle-aged fat man looked at Bai Xiaofei: "From L City?"
"Yeah!" Bai Xiaofei nodded after recovering from a daze, "Brother, where are you from?"
"City H!"
When Bai Xiaofei heard it, his hand holding the big bag and plate shook: "It's actually from City H!"
The middle-aged fat man looked at him: "I have been working in L City, and I escaped by luck!"
Bai Xiaofei nodded after hearing this: "It's really lucky."
Bai Xiaofei came to the seat with 20 bags and sat down, looked at Xiaolu and Xiaoyanzi: "Eat."
"Brother Fei, you are really my dear brother!" Xiao Yanzi took a bite of a bag, and shouted at Bai Xiaofei with a happy expression on his face.
"Uncle is so kind~ Xiaolu is so happy~!"
Bai Xiaofei smiled and patted Xiaolu's head, then looked at Xiaoyanzi: "Why are you doing this so I panicked!"
"Have you? My sincere smile!"
Bai Xiaofei: "..."
Bai Xiaofei looked at the fat middle-aged man sitting next to him: "Brother, did you go the wrong way?"
"No." The middle-aged fat man looked at Bai Xiaofei: "I heard that your accent has a very serious H city flavor, are you a survivor who just came back from there?"
Bai Xiaofei was taken aback when he heard it: "Can you hear this?"
The middle-aged fat man watched him grab a bag and started to bite: "No, the accent you spoke just now reminded me of the sturdy language system in City H."
"Brother is not easy!"
Bai Xiaofei looked at the middle-aged man: "I learned this accent in L City!"
The middle-aged fat man looked at him: "Nonsense, city L is not as tough as city H. I've been here for so long, and the tough language there is almost worn out, and people in city H look down on city L and don't want to come here. Do you know how lonely I am~"
"Um~"
Bai Xiaofei shrugged embarrassingly when he heard it: "This is it~"
"Come on, why don't you eat!" The middle-aged fat handed over a bag to Bai Xiaofei.
Bai Xiaofei took it and took a bite: "Thank you, brother, my name is Bai Xiaofei!"
"My name is Zhao Erpang!"
"Second Fat Brother~"
Bang~! !
"Fuck!"
Just as Bai Xiaofei was about to speak, he saw the only red ticket in his pocket being grabbed by a middle-aged man and ran away: "Damn it! You dare to steal money from the uncle, and you are so aboveboard!"
Bai Xiaofei yelled and ran out after him: "That's the only money that uncle has, you stole it and you can only eat air!"
The middle-aged man in a black sweater looked back at Bai Xiaofei who was chasing after him: "It's so fast!"
boom!
"There is actually a cos gourd baby, and the gourd on the back is quite delicate."
boom!
"I'm sorry!" Bai Xiaofei yelled, turning back while running: "This is the cos gourd baby? Why does Mao look familiar? But he spit blood on the ground?? There are really all kinds of species now!"
"Cough cough cough cough forehead!"
Brother King Kong stood up with the gourd on his back: "It was hard to get back into human form, but he was stepped on right after he came out, and one of them was actually Bai Xiaofei!"
"It's incredible, you can even spit out people's words!"
After King Kong heard this, he turned his head and looked at the fat man: "Who are you? But you have so much meat on your body, you must be able to eat it to your heart's content!"
After finishing speaking, a huge blue python suddenly rushed out from Brother King Kong's gourd. The giant python opened its bloody mouth and bit towards Zhao Erpang.
boom!
Zhao Erpang dodged the boa constrictor: "That's right, you barely reached the heavenly level, but you are still almost perfect for me!"
Brother King Kong saw that Zhang Erpang easily dodged his attack, and red fleshy wings appeared behind him: "Goodbye!"
After finishing speaking, Zhao Erpang squinted his eyes at brother King Kong who flew into the air and left: "The master said that a gourd baby corpse brother can be kept, it should be this one~!!"
……
"There is still an hour, I don't know how you are preparing!"
Longyou's white youth sat on the supercar, and the corner of his mouth curled up a little: "Look forward to this hour, this hour may be your last chance!"
"Cousin, the voice in my head is becoming more and more obvious. In one hour, all the corpse brothers are going to attack humans, and they are all rushing towards the capital."
Hei Fei sat there cross-legged and opened his eyes: "This spaceship is not slow, but it will take three hours to reach the capital."
"Don't worry, you two, since my master (Master Immortal) asked me to come to the capital to assist you, it must mean that I am the savior; so you don't have to worry too much!"
Appetizing Milk looked at the little monk with thick glasses and scratched his chin: "Really?"
"Monks don't tell lies!"
"No matter how you look at it, you are so weak, can you really protect us?"
"My fighting ability may not be as good as the two, but I'm not a vegetarian either!"
"You don't even eat meat, what's so great about it?"
"I~"
"Okay." Hei Fei stood up: "Since the Immortal Master asked Master Tong to come, it means that Master Tong must have his own merits, and he is definitely not here to die!"
"Why do I feel that I let him die~"
The appetizing milk couldn't help muttering: "After all, Master Immortal was suffering from Alzheimer's disease at the time, so he might not even remember what he said~"
Hitomi: "..."
Hei Fei: "..."
……
L city
"Uncle, I'm really hungry!"
Xiaolu looked at Bai Xiaofei, with snot bubbling from his nose, looking pitiful.
"Brother Fei, I'm hungry too!" Xiao Yanzi looked at Bai Xiaofei listlessly.
After hearing this, Bai Xiaofei touched his pocket silently, looked at the money in his pocket and sighed: "Let's go, what do you want to eat!" There are only 200 left!
"I want to eat prawns"
"The little deer wants to eat Xiao Bao Bao!"
Bai Xiaofei: "..."
"Um·?"
He stopped for a moment and looked at Bai Xiaofei over there: "That should be the Bai Xiaofei that the master asked me to pay attention to, right?"
Immediately looking at Bai Xiaofei who walked into the restaurant over there, a purple light flashed on his body, and the whole person became a rich and fat man, and the overall appearance was better than before when he was not zero.
Shun adjusted his clothes and walked in: "This way you won't attract his attention!"
bag shop
"Boss, here are 20 big bags!" Bai Xiaofei walked to the counter and shouted.
"Boss, 10 bags!"
Bai Xiaofei looked at the fat middle-aged man: "Uncle, are you alone?"
The middle-aged fat man looked at Bai Xiaofei and nodded: "What? I'm that old?"
"Eh~, big brother!"
The middle-aged fat nodded: "I am alone!"
Bai Xiaofei: "Brother has a good appetite!"
"What? You have two children, you don't realize it at your age!"
The middle-aged fat stared at Xiaoyanzi with a very strange tone.
"I'm not married yet!" Bai Xiaofei couldn't help complaining, "Am I just so anxious?"
"Haha!" The middle-aged fat man looked at Bai Xiaofei: "From L City?"
"Yeah!" Bai Xiaofei nodded after recovering from a daze, "Brother, where are you from?"
"City H!"
When Bai Xiaofei heard it, his hand holding the big bag and plate shook: "It's actually from City H!"
The middle-aged fat man looked at him: "I have been working in L City, and I escaped by luck!"
Bai Xiaofei nodded after hearing this: "It's really lucky."
Bai Xiaofei came to the seat with 20 bags and sat down, looked at Xiaolu and Xiaoyanzi: "Eat."
"Brother Fei, you are really my dear brother!" Xiao Yanzi took a bite of a bag, and shouted at Bai Xiaofei with a happy expression on his face.
"Uncle is so kind~ Xiaolu is so happy~!"
Bai Xiaofei smiled and patted Xiaolu's head, then looked at Xiaoyanzi: "Why are you doing this so I panicked!"
"Have you? My sincere smile!"
Bai Xiaofei: "..."
Bai Xiaofei looked at the fat middle-aged man sitting next to him: "Brother, did you go the wrong way?"
"No." The middle-aged fat man looked at Bai Xiaofei: "I heard that your accent has a very serious H city flavor, are you a survivor who just came back from there?"
Bai Xiaofei was taken aback when he heard it: "Can you hear this?"
The middle-aged fat man watched him grab a bag and started to bite: "No, the accent you spoke just now reminded me of the sturdy language system in City H."
"Brother is not easy!"
Bai Xiaofei looked at the middle-aged man: "I learned this accent in L City!"
The middle-aged fat man looked at him: "Nonsense, city L is not as tough as city H. I've been here for so long, and the tough language there is almost worn out, and people in city H look down on city L and don't want to come here. Do you know how lonely I am~"
"Um~"
Bai Xiaofei shrugged embarrassingly when he heard it: "This is it~"
"Come on, why don't you eat!" The middle-aged fat handed over a bag to Bai Xiaofei.
Bai Xiaofei took it and took a bite: "Thank you, brother, my name is Bai Xiaofei!"
"My name is Zhao Erpang!"
"Second Fat Brother~"
Bang~! !
"Fuck!"
Just as Bai Xiaofei was about to speak, he saw the only red ticket in his pocket being grabbed by a middle-aged man and ran away: "Damn it! You dare to steal money from the uncle, and you are so aboveboard!"
Bai Xiaofei yelled and ran out after him: "That's the only money that uncle has, you stole it and you can only eat air!"
The middle-aged man in a black sweater looked back at Bai Xiaofei who was chasing after him: "It's so fast!"
boom!
"There is actually a cos gourd baby, and the gourd on the back is quite delicate."
boom!
"I'm sorry!" Bai Xiaofei yelled, turning back while running: "This is the cos gourd baby? Why does Mao look familiar? But he spit blood on the ground?? There are really all kinds of species now!"
"Cough cough cough cough forehead!"
Brother King Kong stood up with the gourd on his back: "It was hard to get back into human form, but he was stepped on right after he came out, and one of them was actually Bai Xiaofei!"
"It's incredible, you can even spit out people's words!"
After King Kong heard this, he turned his head and looked at the fat man: "Who are you? But you have so much meat on your body, you must be able to eat it to your heart's content!"
After finishing speaking, a huge blue python suddenly rushed out from Brother King Kong's gourd. The giant python opened its bloody mouth and bit towards Zhao Erpang.
boom!
Zhao Erpang dodged the boa constrictor: "That's right, you barely reached the heavenly level, but you are still almost perfect for me!"
Brother King Kong saw that Zhang Erpang easily dodged his attack, and red fleshy wings appeared behind him: "Goodbye!"
After finishing speaking, Zhao Erpang squinted his eyes at brother King Kong who flew into the air and left: "The master said that a gourd baby corpse brother can be kept, it should be this one~!!"
……
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