My evil Pokémon are very cowardly

no more!I'm drowning and I don't have a girlfriend yet!Goodbye world, goodbye my Pokémon!
Zhao Tian died.

The book is over! (error)

Zhao Tian finally couldn't breathe for a while, and then woke up, he greedily took a big mouthful of fresh air.

Why is my chest so heavy, and my arms are numb, ouch.

As soon as Zhao Tian opened his eyes, he saw himself lying on the bed, and then his chest was heavy. He wanted to prop up his arms and sit up, but his arms couldn't be lifted at all, and they were numb.
Zhao Tian looked sideways, good guy, is this a Pokémon that gave birth to a bed?On the left arm is an Eevee, on the right arm is a pickpocket cat.

Although he couldn't see what was on his chest, Zhao Tian guessed it. If there was a big wolfhound on his chest, he didn't drown in his dream, but was crushed to suffocation in reality.

Zhao Tian poked his head to the right and put his lips on Mimi's ear: "Mimi wake up, I'm going to get up."

Mimi, who was dreaming a sweet dream, was about to get Zhao Tian's love, and was suddenly awakened by Zhao Tian, ​​her little head was shaking back and forth like a rattle.

It turned out that I was dreaming!Then I turned around and saw Zhao Tian's big face, with a blurred look in his eyes, as if he was not dreaming!This must be heaven!
But a burst of snoring woke up the pickpocket cat quickly, and then ran to the ground, seeing Ibrahimovic, Molubeke and the big wolf dog on the bed, their expressions were constantly switching.

you!You are so corrupt!One person sleeps in one bed with the four of us!
Forget it, there is actually a male one!I misread you, scumbag!

Thinking about it, Mimi left Zhao Tian's room with hatred for iron and steel, and then she was still fighting psychologically: Even if your smell is good, even if your arms are warm, me!It's impossible for me to accept you who are rotten!
Two years ago, you and I were together, just the two of us, wouldn't it be good to travel all over the mountains and rivers?Why did you leave me alone?

Now you are back, but you brought back so much, I, I am so sad!

Thinking of the pickpocket cat, Mimi ran out of the room, jumped from the corner to the wall, and finally ran to the roof to think about life.

Zhao Tian followed suit and woke up the sleeping Ibrahimovic. Ibrahimovic opened his eyes sleepily, and ran away shyly without looking back.

I.I actually slept with him!What a shame!No, no, I'm so ashamed!
Zhao Tian doesn't quite understand the situation of Ibrahimovic and Pickpocket Cat. Shouldn't it be that his limbs are weak and he doesn't want to do anything after waking up?Why are you so energetic that you all ran away?

Sure enough, the physique of humans and Pokémon cannot be generalized. It turns out that Pokémon wake up, they are all so energetic!
There was no pressure from the "heavy objects" on the two arms, and the blood flowed back instantly. Zhao Tian only felt that life seemed to have become better, and having a pair of moving arms was so perfect.

Now that the hands can move, the next thing is this little trash on the chest, Zhao Tian poked Molu Beike's cheek pouch with his hand, and a numb feeling swept over his whole body.

Eh?It seems to be quite comfortable, then I will poke it again.

Zhao Tian continued to poke Molu Beike's cheek pouch with his hand, and the current passed through Zhao Tian's arm and spread to every part of Zhao Tian's body. Zhao Tian let out a misleading moan when he felt comfortable.

It seems that the little trash is useless!It is still helpful for relieving stress. I knew that the poem written by Li Taibai was really right. I am born with talents and must be useful!

"Little waste, no, why did you say what was on your mind? Little cutie, wake up, dad is going to get up." Zhao Tian hurriedly covered up what he said at the beginning, how could he say this to the child!How bad it is to hurt a child's heart!

I am such an unqualified old father!Be careful next time!
"Molu?" Morubei rubbed his eyes with a small scratch, and then saw his old father looking at him with a "kind" face.

"Moru Moru!"

It's so nice to wake up and see Dad!Mo Lubeike climbed down along Zhao Tian's chest, then went to Zhao Tian's face, kissed him lightly, and rubbed his cheek against Zhao Tian's big face affectionately.

"Baby is so good! Dad didn't love you for nothing!" Zhao Tian sat up, and then held Mo Lubeike in his palm.

Mo Lubei was very happy to be praised, the two little jios were dangling there like swings, but because the short legs were too short, there was no beauty at all, if this is Xanadu...

No, no, if you think about it for a while, you won't be able to go out straight.

Zhao Tian held Molu Beike for a while, and felt his hands a little sore. Molu Beike was already [-] to [-] centimeters tall and weighed more than three catties. Sure enough, the little mouse grew fast.

Zhao Tian teased Molu Beike for a while, then gently scratched the eye gum on the corners of its eyes with his fingers, and put it aside: "Go out and play by yourself, don't leave the yard!"

"Mobe!" Molubeke patted himself on the chest as a guarantee, then walked out with the big milk bottle in his arms, a voice kept circling in his head.

Eh?I always feel like someone calls me a little trash!Is it dad?

how could it be possible!Dad likes me the most, how could he call me a waste, I am the cutest cutie in the world!Cuter than my sisters!hey-hey.

Watching a bunch of "daughters" go out one by one, Zhao Tian heaved a sigh of relief, just now he heard the big wolf dog purring, where is the big wolf dog?It's clearly in the house, why can't I find it?

Forget it, let this lazy dog ​​sleep!I go out and sit for a while.

Zhao Tian lifted the quilt and saw a mass of black things on the soles of his feet, good guy, so you are under the quilt, the quilt is so tightly covered that you didn't suffocate you to death, you were still snoring for me, it's you, my son of a dog!
Zhao Tian thought about taking his foot back, but found that his left foot couldn't be taken back at all, and then saw the canine teeth of the big wolf dog biting his sock, even biting a hole.

The two canine teeth firmly fixed the sock, and the sticky feeling made Zhao Tian feel uncomfortable for a while.

Just now he felt that his left foot was sticky, he thought it was his sweat and didn't care, good guy, it turned out to be your kid's saliva!

At this time, in the dream of the big wolf dog.It has been adding pig's trotters for a long time, and the taste is a bit weak, and there is even a little smell, not good!The trotters are going to break!

If you don't eat, you will be blind. Eat!Why is your mouth a little dry?It doesn't matter, it's no problem to drink water after eating!
The moment it opened its abyssal mouth, Zhao Tian felt as if it had been let go, and then he quickly retracted his feet, and then he saw the big wolf dog quickly closed his mouth, as if he was eating something again.

This moment annoyed Zhao Tian, ​​good guy, if I hadn't retracted my feet quickly, you would have eaten me!

The big wolf dog is also a bit confused, it's not my pig's trotter, why didn't I bite it?My teeth hurt so much from biting, where's my pig's trotter?As far as the mouth is concerned, the pig's trotters that are not willing to eat are gone?
"Big! Wolf! Dog!"

Following Zhao Tian's loud roar, the big wolf dog woke up in a jerk, and saw Zhao Tian's "nuclear" expression, as if he knew something.

I was just dreaming?What about my trotters?
Then it raised its head and saw Zhao Tian's left foot and the wet sock. It seemed to understand that what it had been licking was Zhao Tian's stinky feet!
Then it felt nauseous for a while, and I said, why is there a peculiar smell? It turned out to be your feet?I thought why did I feel thirsty, it turned out that the saliva was all on your socks.

It's so hard for me, vomit!

Seeing the big wolf dog gagging, Zhao Tian became even more angry like a wind balloon that was about to detonate, good guy, you made my socks all full of your saliva, I don't feel sick yet, do you still want to vomit?

Zhao Tianqiang endured his nausea, threw the socks on his feet on the ground, and then clenched his fists and pressed forward step by step. The big wolfhound seemed to know that he had caused trouble, and before the fight started, he let out a long and painful howl "Woo~~~".

Good guy, you belong to the villain and sue first, right?I haven't played yet, what are you pretending to be?

"Don't pretend to be pitiful for me. Although I really want to hit you, who made me kind-hearted? Now, give me, get out and mop the floor!" Zhao Tian let out his best skills and roared loudly.

Although the wolf dog itself is an evil-type Pokémon, it has no resistance to Zhao Tian's loud roar like a sonic boom.

It made a gesture of surrendering with both hands, with an expression of begging for mercy, as if begging for Zhao Tian's forgiveness.

Zhao Tian roared angrily: "Get out now! I will see you mopping the floor when I come back tonight, otherwise, I will eat cumin dog meat today!"

The big wolf dog has nothing against mopping the floor. Anyway, he usually does this job by himself, but the most urgent thing is, vomit!I can't hold it anymore, your feet are stinking!