My evil Pokémon are very cowardly

Chapter 70 I eat the handle

The opponents started Lie Bite Lu Sha and Kuai Long. Zhao Tianxie smiled charmingly and said, "He has given up the treatment!"

"Is there a possibility that the two of them collapse together?"

"I don't understand, what does Mukehawk do?"

"Why do you open the space without cover? What is the purpose of bringing a Mukhawk?"

The audience didn't know, so Zhao Tian must have his plan to bring Mu Keying, and that is to use Mu Keying's fairly good HP and speed to have a wave of exciting 1-for-1.

"Many friends are curious about what Mukeying is doing, and my operation will immediately blind your eyes, but in reality, everyone, please don't do this!" Zhao Tian put it off and said.

Entering the field, the Mukhawk directly threatened the opponent, reducing their attack by one level, and the polygonal beast was copied to the rough skin of the biting land shark.

I saw the fastest Muke Eagle in the audience spread its wings, turned into a blood shadow and ran towards the fiercely biting land shark, which is a life-threatening skill.

As the name suggests, it is to exchange my HP for your HP. I saw that the HP of Mukhawk decreased rapidly, and then died in the enemy's field, and the opponent's reaction to the land shark biting was quickly taken away.

"No wonder Mr. Zhao said don't use it in real life, I'll go for it. If you use it, the intimacy will be lost, and friends will become enemies."

"I'll go, what a quality! I'm here to fight for my life!"

Then Kuailong waved its chubby hand, gave the polygonal beast a dragon claw, and hit 20% of the polygonal beast's blood volume. Zhao Tian couldn't help but swear, "Is it so powerful when I go to Kuailong? The good guy turns out to be the life orb!"

Orb of Life will sacrifice 1/8 of your maximum HP in exchange for the effect of increasing the power of moves by 30%.

But it was useless, and the polygonal beast was able to safely open its trick space, and the situation was very good.

The opponent sent the Violent Dragon, while Zhao Tian sent Brimwen, and the whole game was moving towards Zhao Tian.

Zhao Tian directly super-gianted Brimwen, and the opponent also mega-evolved the Violent Dragon.

"What a big Brimwen! It's a pity that you can't see anything from below. It would be great if it was Xanadu!" Zhao Tian complained while looking at the super giant Brimwen.

Brimwen: Bastard!

Lying in the bathtub, Kaluni, who was watching the live broadcast, smiled and scolded: "This Mr. Zhao is such a hooligan who dares to say anything."

Xanadu, who was also soaking in the bathtub next to her, blushed, and scolded Zhao Tian who was talking nonsense in her heart: If it were me, the broadcast would not be available, and she wanted to see the bottom of my skirt, what a shameless rascal!Don't let me run into you, or I'll blow you away with the power of the moon!
But compared to Xanadu's anger, the barrage is much more interesting.

"I want to see Xanadu too!"

"Is Xanadu's skirt clothes or skin?"

……

Ka Luni looked at the barrage in Zhao Tian's live broadcast room, angrily turned off the barrage, and angrily said: "What kind of anchor is there, and what kind of audience is there, shameless!"

Zhao Tian didn't know all this, and then the controller Brimwen used the super giant scourge, but the opposite Kuailong and Tyrannosaurus both used defend to block, but even so, 1/4 of the extremely giant move passed through, causing damage to the Tyrannosaurus, but the freezing beam of the polygonal beast was completely blocked.

Zhao Tian scolded angrily: "Can you play games? How can there be two of them protecting together? I told you last time that dragging space should be protected or not, one side should be protected, the other side should not be protected, and the two should protect together. What about the next round?"

Sure enough, because both Pokémon had protected them in the next round, they both died in battle, and the last three-headed dragon was no match for three heads like Zhao Tian, ​​and was directly beheaded by the horse.

"This team is as simple as that. You only need Mu Keying to take one away, and then open the space and you're done! As long as you open the space, my grandma can become a master!" Zhao Tian said arrogantly to the barrage.

The second opponent Zhao Tian met was also controlled by Zhao Tian on the spot because he didn't have much control. Zhao Tian laughed arrogantly and said, "See, how lonely is Invincible? As long as you use this heavy space team, don't say anything else, as long as you have hands, you can become a master."

Sometimes you can't speak too slowly, otherwise you will be sanctioned. In the third game, Zhao Tian was lined up with a player who used the Charizard Sunshine team. Zhao Tian still started Mukehawk and Polygon, and his opponents were Coal Turtle and Charizard.

"It's still the same routine, fight for your life!" Zhao Tian said confidently: "But this time, we can only fight the fire-breathing dragon, because the coal turtle's fire-breathing dragon is more powerful, and the characteristics of the sun's power and sunny days are much more terrifying than the coal turtle's fire-breathing!"

But in the next second, 666 were all brushed up in the live broadcast room.

I saw Mukhawk waving its wings and rushing up again, but this time it wasn't the two Pokémon that died, but only Mukhawk.

"I exploded today! Can you play? The fire-breathing dragon wears a belt! This game is over, but fortunately, the fire-breathing dragon will be killed by the power of the sun or the life orb." Zhao Tian angrily scolded the fire-breathing dragon.

"Is the anchor the fish's memory? Isn't the charizard the belt?"

"Hahaha, this is also the first time I've seen a charizard wearing a momentum belt?"

"Is there a possibility that this fire-breathing dragon has the characteristics of fierce fire?"

Zhao Tian didn't notice it, but he saw the last barrage and smiled: "If someone has a fire-breathing dragon with the fire feature, I'll eat the handle on the spot!"

Then he saw that the blood of the polygonal beast was bleeding down quickly as if it had been hit by a major artery, Zhao Tian was dumbfounded: "I'll go! Someone really brought a fire-breathing dragon! I exploded today!"

"I'm dying of laughter, you can't follow what you say!"

"Anchor, what type of handle do you think is delicious, I'll post one to you right away!"

Then the coal tortoise breathed fire, and the polygonal beast, which was already in a bad state, was instantly killed.
The opponent has the speed advantage, and there are two Pokémon in the back row. It is impossible for Zhao Tian to win the game anyway. Angrily, he directly disconnected the game connection, and the words "NO SINGLE" appeared on the computer screen.

"I'm dying of laughter, the anchor can't afford to play anymore, and unplugged."

"Ms. Zhao's face was slapped!"

Zhao Tianping regained his composure and said: "Today we will stop here for the live broadcast, and we will continue to play super bamboo hat mushrooms tomorrow. I have nothing to do and practiced secretly. I will definitely not have such a meal tomorrow."

"Thank you, Mr. Zhao, for sending me the plane!"

"Um, I can't eat just one handle, and I can't play games after eating it." Zhao Tian argued.

"Thank you for sending you the plane with two handles! No, I can't take your handles. I must own them for myself!"

"Thank you, Mr. Zhao, for the rocket you gave me when you bought the handle. It's not broken, so don't buy it!"

Zhao Tian's disbelief made the barrage burst into laughter, Zhao Tian saw the situation was about to lose control, he was joking, eating the handle, that thing is so hard, can it bite!Who knew someone would actually use such a fire-breathing dragon, it's so disgusting!

"See you tomorrow!"

As soon as Zhao Tian finished speaking, he immediately turned off the live broadcast without even giving the audience time to react, and then saw Ibrahimovic sitting on the window sill looking up at the night sky.

Zhao Tian walked over to touch Ibrahimovic's head. Ibrahimovic obviously resisted and wanted to leave, but he didn't leave after thinking about it, because he felt that Zhao Tian must have something to say when he came here.

"Tomorrow, let's give your grandpa the goat a tombstone immediately?" Zhao Tian said softly.

Ibrahimovic turned his head, looked at Zhao Tian's face gratefully, and then, like a shy little girl, kissed Zhao Tian's cheek lightly, then jumped off the window sill and slipped away.

Zhao Tian touched his slightly moist face, and murmured: "I never thought that besides my mother, the first person of the opposite sex to kiss me would be a Pokémon. I'll go, you take advantage of me!"

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