My evil Pokémon are very cowardly

Monday, 10 a.m., Great Hall of Shenzhou University.

Zhao Tian was wearing a suit (bought now), and then faced thousands of students and teachers below, surrounded by helicopters and Rotom cameras that kept flying.

Zhao Tian never thought about this scene. He didn't expect Mr. Xue to make such a big show for himself, and he was a little nervous for a while.

"Hello everyone! Many people may already know my name. My name is Zhao Tian. I am an ordinary teacher and a small anchor by the way."

"Because I know some tricks, people who watched my live broadcast, thanks to the love, also call me Mr. Zhao. But today, I am not here to tell you some tricks, to talk about some little knowledge about the attributes of Pokémon."

"First of all, we need to know how the attributes come from. Students who have heard my legend class may know that Arceus, the origin of all things, and of course there is a legend that all Pokémon are descendants of dreams."

"Here I am more on the side of Arceus, why? Because Arceus itself is a general attribute, but through the stone slabs it divides, it can become another seventeen attributes."

"So I can even say that all attributes come from the general system. The general system is the origin of all attributes!"

As soon as Zhao Tian finished speaking, there were heated discussions among all parties. Some said what he said was pure nonsense, some thought what Zhao Tian said was very reasonable, and some listened to Zhao Tian from the perspective of watching the excitement.

"But the general type does not have the most types of Pokémon attributes, the most is the water type, think about why this is?"

"No matter what kind of Pokémon, even creatures need water. Even big rock snakes and giant carbon mountains that are four times weaker in water have to drink water, don't they eat tree fruits?"

"Water is also the most popular attribute in the battle. The reason is very simple. There is a weather tailor-made for them. Under rainy weather, the output of all water-type Pokémon will increase by 50% and the fire-type damage will be reduced."

"However, there is a characteristic called Youyouzi, which doubles the speed of Pokémon in rainy days. It is exactly the same. Pokémon with this characteristic are not very powerful."

"In contrast, the difference between the fire type and the sunny day is not 01:30. Although the same is to increase the output and reduce the damage, but think about it, even on a sunny day, the water-type Pokémon can do double the damage to the fire-type Pokémon, but on a rainy day, the fire-type Pokémon can only deal a quarter of the damage to the water-type Pokémon. This is the power of the origin of life!"

"A classmate said, isn't there chlorophyll in sunny days? Yes, but have you ever thought about what chlorophyll benefits from? What does grass have to do with fire?"

"There are also sandstorms and snow days. Needless to say, sandstorms, this is a weather comparable to sunny days. Rock-type Pokémon can improve special defense. As for snow days, I can only give two words! Garbage!"

"I know that what I said may be criticized by many people, such as a powerful trainer like the ice king Kona! But I can only say one thing here! Ms. Kona, I am your fan, I like you very much, please don't scold me!"

[I'm dying of laughter, Mr. Zhao is so funny! 】

[Kona is already an aunt, she's over 30, right? 】

[It is said that the last person who talked about Miss Kona's age has lost all the urns, so he rests upstairs to write books. ]
【Like Mr. Zhao, I am also a fan of Kona! 】

"Why do I say that? Because the ice system has no damage bonus, and only one hit bonus against blizzards. Compared with the other three, it is really not enough."

"Most of the ice-type Pokémon have a common problem. Except for the rare Pokémon such as the Ice Rock Monster and the Spiny Shell, the physical defense is as fragile as paper. Let me give you an example, Miss Lips! Geometric snowflakes! I can say a lot when I say it!"

"And they have a lot of weaknesses. If I throw any skill at them, it may be very effective! But the ice element is strong on the attack surface. If I hit it, the opponent will not be able to resist the ice element in all likelihood."

"Then what I want to say is what I think is the most miserable attribute, the insect type! It has many weaknesses and poor attack range. Out of ten Pokémon, eight of them can't be defeated."

"But it may be that the insects are too pitiful, so the Creator gave them a bunch of advanced features to pity them, such as colored glasses and compound eyes."

"Dragon type and steel type are both very resistant attributes. There are a lot of attribute immunity, and they are very strong attributes!"

……

"Although each attribute has its own advantages and disadvantages, Pokémon does not have them. Their existence has their meaning. Each of them can bring us happiness, hope and happiness."

"It can even be said that if any kind of Pokémon becomes extinct, it will be a devastating blow to the world and us!"

"Maybe what I said is not very good, maybe my words touched your bottom line, but I don't discriminate against any kind of Pokémon and its attributes. I hope everyone can treat their Pokémon well."

Zhao Tian talked for an hour and a half in the public class on attributes, and it ended when his mouth was dry.

Then there was thunderous applause from below.Zhao Tian bowed to everyone and walked out. In fact, Zhao Tian regretted some things after he finished speaking, and some things he couldn't say!

This is not a game. I said that the ice and insect types are not good, so I won't be chased and killed by various four heavenly kings and gym owners!Maybe he has been linked to the killer platform, and his life may be taken away at any time.

Of course, Zhao Tian's worries are undoubtedly superfluous. Most of the museum owners are magnanimous. In fact, they themselves think that their attributes may not be very beneficial, but because of their love for a certain attribute, they cannot give up on them.

Chi Hong, who was dressed in red on Baiyin Mountain, watched the live broadcast and suddenly smiled: "This teacher Zhao is a wonderful person, I dare not say such a thing! I am really not afraid of offending people."

A Bi, who was catching insects in a natural park in Chengdu, watched the live broadcast angrily and said, "Damn Mr. Zhao, I must challenge you! Give me a good exercise for the giant pincer mantis!"

Kola, who was watching live TV on Four Islands, was quite angry at Zhao Tian's words, but when he heard Zhao Tian said that he liked him, his face suddenly turned red, and he said, "He said, he likes me? Can I get married? Although I may not be as tall as me, and my figure is not good, but it is acceptable, no, I will go to Dandi to ask for contact information!"

Zhao Tian had to know that the elder sister Ke Na who was hated to marry was being targeted, and he wouldn't say what he said just now. Isn't this just making himself guilty!
Zhao Tian, ​​who walked backstage, was about to leave when Mr. Xue caught him on the spot, saying, "You are so bold! You dare to say anything!"

"I'm afraid, this video will be spread, and you will be scolded miserably, but I still admire your opinion!"

Zhao Tian pretended to be scared, and said: "I don't care, if I am raped by the Internet, I will say that you gave me the manuscript!"

Mr. Xue pretended to be angry, his two mustaches jumped up and down, and then couldn't help it, he laughed loudly: "I don't think it's a big deal, but I don't dare to let you have the second public class!"

Zhao Tian breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "If I had known about such a grand occasion, I would have said something recognized by the academic world."

Old Xue laughed: "If that's the case, why would I ask you? We old guys like to hear new insights from young people!"

Zhao Tian shrugged: "Anyway, what you said is fine, if there is any problem, I will be the first to find you!"

"Hey? What are you talking about? I'm getting old, and I'm a little deaf. Oh, I'm old, I'm old!"