My evil Pokémon are very cowardly

Zhao Tian was dragged and tied to the auditorium by the staff. Anyway, he was already a bit hopeless at this time. If he didn't sing later, he might be smeared as putting on airs.

Even Xiao Ju'er's personal invitation was a big deal, fearing that it would be swallowed up by Xiao Ju'er's fans.

Once I speak out, I am afraid that I will not be able to hide my identity as a Shaolin descendant in the future. After all, opening your mouth is a lion's roar. If you say you are not, people will not believe it.

Zhao Tian was very embarrassed and tangled.

Zhao Tiansheng's loveless expression was captured by a Rotom photographer and projected on the screen in the hall, all the audience burst into laughter.

At this moment, they don't have so many thoughts about whether they are shady or not. After all, it is quite uncomfortable to be dragged up and humiliated.

Especially for the viewers who watched the live broadcast, Mr. Zhao's unlucky appearance as if being dragged to the execution ground has become a supper material for thousands of netizens.

"I'm dying of laughter, even if this is a shady scene, I will admit it!"

"I won't refund the money, hahaha, it's too miserable!"

"Ms. Zhao: Let go of me, I won't go up there to embarrass myself!"

Seeing Zhao Tian's appearance, Xiao Ju'er couldn't help laughing, but as the protagonist of the concert, she could only try her best to restrain herself.

But is he that bad?Can you die if you sing a song with yourself?

Xiao Ju'er stretched out her hands in front of her chest, and the electric flying mouse landed on it with a spin, and then jumped back onto Xiao Ju'er's shoulders with a backflip.

"Okay, the lucky audience has been invited to the stage, but he seems a little reluctant!" Xiao Juer looked at the defense line where Zhao Tian was "invited" up, and then said pretending to be unhappy.

Zhao Tian was stared at by countless eyes, like a poor suckling pig who was about to be thrown on the grill.

Although many people stared at me when I was teaching the public class, it was because I was good at bragging about the mountains, so I didn't feel any embarrassment.

But it's too difficult for me to open my mouth to sing. Damn Xiaojuer, if it weren't for your cuteness, I would fight you hard!

Finally, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Zhao Tian arrived in front of Xiao Ju'er in a wheelchair.

No matter how funny this scene looks, it is difficult to describe this scene at all.

Like a beautiful young girl with a short and frustrated trash can?
No matter how you look at it, it looks like a very strange combination. No matter how you look at it, you want to laugh.

"Excuse me sir, are you a fan of Xiaojuer?" Xiaojuer asked knowingly, pretending not to know Zhao Tian, ​​and said to Zhao Tian.

Zhao Tian said listlessly: "I am your fan, I will always like you who is cute and cute."

Although it sounds like a pledge of eternal love, Zhao Tian's listless appearance makes Xiao Ju'er very strange.

After all, Zhao Tian gave her the feeling of a lunatic with a disease, the kind of pervert who wants to secretly take pictures when he sees beautiful women (himself), which is completely opposite to his social phobia, which is completely a manifestation of social bullshit.

"Eh? Cute? What does this mean?" It's true that it's not the first time Xiao Ju'er heard Zhao Tian say cute, but she's not from Heaven after all, so she didn't understand and wanted to ask for a long time.

Zhao Tian said: "It's beautiful and cute, the kind of big beauty that everyone likes! I'll go, she's so cute!"

Xiaoju'er gave a chuckle and said, "Then since you are my fan and I'm cute, why are you so unhappy?"

Zhao Tianqiang smiled happily, forced himself to smile, and then said with a fake smile: "No, I'm quite happy, so happy that I can't talk."

"Then Mr. Fan, can I invite you to sing a song?" Xiao Ju'er looked at Zhao Tian with a charming smile, and then said seriously.

Only then did Zhao Tian understand the lyrics.

"Why the more charming the more dangerous"

……

Zhao Tian really wanted to say "I refuse!", but before he could refuse, the audience started shouting even more anxiously than he did.

"Promise her!"

"Promise her!"

Then Xiao Ju'er sticks out her tongue playfully from an angle that only Zhao Tian can see, and whispers: "If you refuse, I will ignore you from now on, and I won't take you when I play games!"

Then Zhao Tian looked like "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return when he is gone", and then he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!"

"But I don't know many songs, so if I can't, don't blame me!"

Seeing that Zhao Tian agreed, Xiao Ju'er asked the staff to bring up a microphone and said, "The audience has already agreed, and today we will sing a song from the kingdom of heaven, "Myth of the Stars and Moon", okay?"

Zhao Tianren was paralyzed, he could not sing other songs, but he played games with Xiaojuer three times, he heard this song every time, Xiaojuer threw himself on the fire and roasted it!
"Is it okay?" Then Xiaoju'er asked Zhao Tian pretending to know nothing.

Can Zhao Tian say no?
But he complained fiercely in his heart: Sure enough, women are born to be able to act!Moreover, as expected of a woman who has won the Best Proud Pheasant Award for Actress, her acting is impeccable!

After receiving Zhao Tian's affirmation, Xiao Ju'er signaled that it was time to start, and two dancers, a man and a woman, began to accompany the dance behind, and countless bubbles surged up on the field.

The air bubbles covered Xiaoju'er's beautiful legs, and didn't disappear until her stomach, so the scene became funny again.

After all, Zhao Tian was sitting in a wheelchair, and the air bubbles covered Zhao Tian's face, except for a bunch of hair, which was exposed outside, and no one could see anything.

Even from some angles, if you don't look carefully, you won't realize that there are four people at the scene.

"It's so sour, Xiao Ju'er actually sang a love song with another man!"

"Woooooo, the princess is married, the prince is not me!"

"I'm dying of laughter, where is Mr. Zhao? Why didn't I see it?"

"Hahaha, Mr. Zhao is such a miserable man, I don't want to laugh at all, but I really can't hold it back!"

The audience felt sad, lost, emotional, and intoxicated, and all kinds of emotions spread in their hearts.

Suddenly, a crisp and beautiful singing came out from the speaker, and all the audience quietly closed their eyes, enjoying the auditory feast brought by Xiao Ju'er.

"The most beautiful scene in my life is meeting you"

"Looking at you quietly in the vast sea of ​​people is strange and familiar"

"Even though I breathe the breath of the same sky, I can't hug you"

"If I change my identity and name in time and space, I hope I can recognize your eyes"

The voice was soft and crisp, and Xiao Ju'er, who was dressed in a costume, seemed to be pouring out her own heart, making people mesmerized by it.

At this time, Zhao Tian had a feeling, wondering if there was a possibility that she was going to sing for himself.

But after all, I shook my head, how can I have such charm, if I have, I'm afraid I won't be single for 23 years.

Suddenly the climax of the song came, and the audience burst into violent cheers. The climax of the song was high and long, and the voice of a beautiful woman who had been missing for a thousand years was completely presented by Xiao Ju'er.

"Where will you be in a thousand years, what kind of scenery will you have around you?"

"Our story is not beautiful but it is so unforgettable"

Then the next verse was naturally sung by Zhao Tian. Zhao Tian felt a little uneasy. If you forget about embarrassment, let it be embarrassing. I don’t want to do it, but you have to let me do it.
When Zhao Tian was struggling, he was already half a beat behind, but suddenly a voice like a ghost from eighteen levels of hell came out of his mouth.

"Even though I breathe the breath of the same sky, I can't hug you"
"If I change my identity and name in time and space, I hope I can recognize your eyes"
Xiaoju'er is dumbfounded, is this meowing sound a human being can make? Giao, he had been expressing his feelings in vain for a long time, but in the end he was lost by Zhao Tian in an instant.

"Fuck! Teacher Zhao, don't speak up, you are your own!"

"I just got pregnant with my ears and now I'm having a miscarriage!"

"Damn it, as expected of Mr. Zhao, just give us zhao a whole job, laughing at me to death!"

Zhao Tian had already gone all out, and the more he sang, the more exciting he became, and he was directly intoxicated by it, stealing all the lyrics from Xiao Ju'er.

Xiao Ju'er stood numb on the stage at a loss, and the backup dancer also stopped moving. If anyone can work normally under such a terrifying sound, that would be too scary!

At the same time, what they don't know is that Zhao Tian has become famous and has been on the hot search...

A comment below says so.

Junming Junming: "Why do I hear Mr. Zhao's Xingyue Myth, and there is a feeling that the hero has gone to the [-]th floor of hell because he is unwilling? This feels like Mr. Teng is singing about the cycle of love?"

Then the first reply in the comment came from tenor Wang Teng: "Although my singing is outrageous, what I want to say is, is my singing so ugly?"