Naruto: Undercover Self-cultivation

The tardigrade looked at the back of Sansho Hanzo leaving in dismay, like a frost-beaten eggplant, propped his hands on the table, and sat down slowly and weakly.

"Mr. Pingping, don't be discouraged. Things like chakra attributes can be cultivated. It's not a big deal."

Seeing the tardigrade with a bitter smile on his face, who was stumbling to comfort him, Rin Ren wiped his nose with some emotion, and stuffed the Chakra test strip into the ninja bag on his back, a blue light flashed.

In the ninja bag that no one could see, the chakra test paper fell, and then, like a magnet, it was tightly attached to the only kunai in the ninja bag.

'Magnetic', to give an object a magnetic force and to attract a magnetic object.

Rin was well aware of the changes in the chakra test paper, but on the surface, Rin still put on a stubborn look.

"Tch, I'm not sad, my ambition is to eat and die!"

Seeing that Lin Ren was still pretending to be calm, the water bear fell silent.

After an unknown amount of time, Rin Ren's door was pushed open again.Sanjiaoyu Shenda stood triumphantly at the door, looking down at the room.

"By the way, there is something I didn't say, Zhu Kangping, your house has been expropriated, and this is your new address."

After speaking, he threw down a piece of paper with the address contemptuously, and then looked at the water bear whose pupils gradually grew angry.

"And you, water bear, your next job is to continue to teach the son of a famous family. I wish Kangping will leave you alone."

After finishing speaking, he let out a breath from his nose, shook his head, and closed the door with a sneer, while mocking voices continued to come from a distance.

"Garbage is garbage, it has no value at all~"

In the room, the water bear suddenly stood upright, staring at Lin Rendao with gleaming eyes.

"Ping! Don't pay attention to others, what you have to do is to strengthen your belief!"

"Life is very simple, just find the goal and run towards it!"

"cheer up!!!"

Seeing that Lin Ren still looked half-dead, Water Bear suddenly thought of something, and his eyes lit up suddenly.

"Come with me! I will take you to strengthen your faith!"

After speaking, he rushed to Rin in an instant, grabbed his hand, and pulled him out of the room.

In Yuyin Village, where there are many high-rise buildings, water bears and people walk on the road at the bottom of the village.

Because of the perennial rain and the high-rise buildings, the cramped roads on the lower level are extraordinarily dark. At the same time, on both sides of the road, various orange lanterns exude warm light, which is quite interesting.

After passing the street corner, the water bear led Lin Ren into a narrow alley.

At first glance, the alley is very deep, and there is no end in sight. The walls on both sides of the alley are covered with dense and colorful signboards.

Among them, the red lanterns and signboards are particularly eye-catching. Pedestrians are everywhere on the street, and they generally have happy smiles on their faces. At the open doors on both sides of the street, big sisters with rippling smiles are facing the pedestrians. Keep waving.

The voices of Yingying and Yanyan are melodious, and this lovely alley seems to exude a sense of ecstasy everywhere.

In this gloomy world, it seems that the faint light hidden at the bottom can bring warmth and happiness to people.

Lin Ren raised his head with a strange expression, and read out the signboard at the entrance of the alley word by word.

"Kabukicho First Street?"

"Teacher, the firm belief you mentioned is not here?"

Hearing this, the tardigrade kept looking at the big sisters on the street with gleaming eyes, drooling.

"Don't you feel that when you come here, all your troubles and worries are eliminated?"

After finishing speaking, he wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and raised his fist with a dignified expression.

"My generation of ninjas is to eliminate the distracting thoughts in my heart in this great Yibangai, to see my nature clearly, to fully realize the goal I most desire in my heart, and to strengthen my faith!"

Hearing this, Rin put his hand on his forehead.

Damn it, you are lewd and lustful, you are so sanctimonious!
I misunderstood you, I thought you were a decent person, but I didn't expect you to be such a bastard.

Standing on the moral high ground, Rin Ren severely condemned the water bear for ten seconds, and then grabbed the water bear's cuff with a serious face.

"Teacher, do you welcome children?" After finishing speaking, Lin Ren raised his eyebrows frivolously, and his expression gradually became lewd.

Hearing this miraculous question, the water bear frowned, and said hesitantly: "This... I really don't know, after all, I have never brought a kid here to play."

"Then try?" Rin Ren asked softly with his eyes shining.

"Try!" The water bear nodded heavily.

I saw two wretched guys, one big and one small, walk into this mysterious alley with their shoulders crossed and their movements in unison.

In the alley, the water bear familiarly led the people to walk through the streets and alleys, and found a small door in the corner with ease.

There is a dilapidated red lantern hanging on the door, and the signboard reads 'Ami's Uncovered Case'. In the bustling alley, this place looks a bit deserted.

Speechlessly, Lin Ren glanced at the impatient water bear beside him, and pointed to the big brightly lit signboard opposite and the young lady holding an advertisement at the door with a childish face, and asked.

"Teacher, why don't we go to that 'Ikebana Ichome', it looks like there."

Before Lin Ren finished speaking, the water bear covered his mouth.

"Shh, keep your voice down, go to that kind of place once, teacher, I can only eat instant noodles for a month."

Lin Ren secretly slandered, it's so expensive!Is it gold inlaid with jade?
Breaking away the water bear's hand, imitating his appearance and asking questions in a low voice.

"This flower arrangement, the consumption is so outrageous?"

Hearing this, the water bear nodded like pounding garlic.

"It's not outrageous, it's very outrageous! Only big figures like the Daimyo of the Rain Country and Lord Hanzo have the financial resources to spend here every day.

It is said that the owner of this Kabukicho is from the country of Tang, and there is also a ikebana in Tangyin village of Tang country. "

"Yang Zhiguo!" Lin Ren sighed with emotion, and infinite reverie suddenly appeared in his heart.

Soaking in a hot spring with a girl in your arms, this kind of life is simply not too pleasant.These damn ninjas are going to enjoy it!
Rin can't help but think of Kawabata Yasunari's "Snow Country" in his previous life. This book is simply majestic and pornographic. One of the scenes he remembers most clearly is that the heroine in a yukata said to the hero: You often touch On the one hand, it makes me big and small at the same time.

Just thinking about it makes your nostrils hot.

However, there is no chance to go in and stroll around for fun.After all, the water bear's wallet can't bear the two of them doing this.

Seeing Lin Ren still looking enviously at the other side, the water bear gritted his teeth, took his hand tremblingly, and was about to walk towards the other side.

"Don't!" Lin Ren subconsciously grabbed the water bear, and the huge force immediately pulled him back.

"Let's go this way, I'm afraid you don't have enough money, and we will both be taken down to wash the dishes!"

After finishing speaking, he pulled the water bear with a moved face into the somewhat cold 'Amei's Unexpected Case' in front of him.

Normally speaking, as a special jounin, the water bear is responsible for teaching the daimyo's son, and his salary is still very considerable.

However, "Hanato Ichome" is a complete gold-selling cave, which can kill his one month's salary in one go.On the contrary, the price of 'Ami' opposite to 'Flower Road' is much more affordable.

Water bears come here every now and then, and they can save some money to marry a wife.

Pushing open the creaking double wooden door, the tardigrade walked ahead with pride, without the slightest shame of bringing a brat to a prostitute.

"welcome!"

"Oh, isn't this Uncle Water Bear? Why did you come here? The sisters are all looking forward to your coming~"

The charming voice is gentle and ecstasy. Just by listening to the voice, one can tell that this is a mature woman who is charming and boneless.

Sure enough, he followed the water bear into the house and saw the owner of the voice, a curvaceous and beautiful big sister.

Rin's first reaction was big!

It's not just big, it's as big as a cow!

Subconsciously, three words came to his mind: 'Gentle Township'.

Compared with this woman, other women can only be called "Gentle Village", which is almost an administrative level.

The charming woman has a pair of moving eyes like water waves, as if one can see the bottom of her heart at a glance; her small and tall nose is just right; her warm and delicate red lips can't wait for people to taste the sweet taste immediately.

Mad, it's a goblin!

Lin Ren secretly determined the danger level for this woman.

If it is said that the more beautiful a woman is, the more dangerous she is, this stunner is on the same level as a nuclear weapon.

When the beautiful woman saw Lin Ren, her eyes lit up immediately, and she squatted down covering her red lips as if she saw something strange, and her chest trembled violently again.

Linren shrank his head subconsciously, only feeling dizzy for a while, and couldn't help worrying about the kimono worn by this stunner.

Ma De, the quality of this kimono is too good, can it hold up? !

Although Lin Ren had read all the major forums in his previous life and was called a professional yellow appraiser, he had never seen a monster of this level a few times.

With a pure smile on her face, the female goblin squatted in front of Rin Ren, showing off her slender curves; she stretched out her slender hands to grab Rin Ren's cheeks.

"Little brother, so cute!"

"Cough girl, Aunt Shi, please respect yourself!" Lin Ren coughed lightly, and smacked off the woman's little hand solemnly.

"Hey~ little friend, she's not an aunt, but the Lun family is a sister." The goblin smiled with her beautiful big eyes, stretched out her hand again unconvinced, and grabbed Rin Ren's cheek.

As if seeing the embarrassing situation, the tardigrade smiled and clapped his hands.

"Miss Mikiko, let's take us in!"

Hearing this, the goblin named Mikiko nodded with a smile and stood up.

"Okay, Mr. Water Bear, please wait here for a while, I'll let the girls prepare."

After speaking, the white foot bag stepped on clogs, swaying and moving, and walked into the back room.

Taking advantage of this time, the water bear quickly squatted down, leaned into Rin Ren's ear, and said softly:

"Ping-kun, this is Miss Mikiko, the owner of this store.

Don't underestimate her, the 'Hanado Ichome' on the opposite side spent a lot of money to invite her to the opposite side, and even the level of 'Yu' who doesn't need to pick up customers didn't invite her to the opposite side. "

Lin Ren was not surprised when he heard this. After all, wherever this kind of goblin is placed, it will bring disaster to the country and the people.

"Then she is here, doing business by herself?" Rin asked curiously.

"No!" The water bear shook his head, "She only opens a shop, she doesn't serve people."

While the two were chatting, the door of the back room opened, and Mikiko Yingying stood in front of the door, waving at the water bear and Rinto.

"Master Water Bear, the girls are all ready, please come inside~"

"Okay!" The water bear nodded again and again, with unconvincing tears streaming down the corners of its mouth.

However, this guy is reliable after all, he didn't forget Rin Ren's comrade-in-arms, and dragged him into the back room.

This is a small room with dim lights inside, dry and warm, facing the door, a large and spacious sofa occupies half of the room, two fair-looking women are sitting on the sofa, their body In front of him, there was a low tea table filled with wine bottles and glasses.

The water bear sat in the middle of the sofa carelessly, hugged the two girls one by one in each hand, and looked exactly like Brother Pig.

"Why are you standing still, come and sit down!"

Two women, one poured wine for the water bear with a charming smile, while the other writhed in his arms.

Ma De, it's awkward, did you get prickly heat from riding a horse?Rin Ren thought maliciously.

The water bear is really annoying. He eats more than he eats, and he acts like he's entertaining guests.Obviously everyone came out to be happy, you guy let me watch you for my eyes?

Rin Ren, who was not very depressed before, is completely depressed now!

Sullenly, he walked to the water bear, sat down across from the girl with prickly heat, and silently picked up a glass of juice with a strange color.

We can't blame the water bears entirely for this matter, it may be because Rinren speaks and acts too maturely and naturally. Not only does he often forget Rinren's age, but even Rinren himself sometimes forgets the fact that he is only a seven-year-old child.

Soon, the two girls left the sofa and walked across to the water bear, one playing the piano and the other dancing.

With a smirk on his face, the water bear moved closer to Rin Ren, put his elbow on Rin Ren's arm, and said softly.

"How about it, this is a good place, I didn't lie to you!" The water bear's eyeball chicken thief gestured to the Kabuki in front of him.

Seeing Rin Ren nodding, the water bear laughed in satisfaction, patted Rin Ren's shoulder vigorously, and spoke again.

"That's right, what is it without attributes, even if you don't have chakra attributes for a lifetime, you can still practice physical skills!
And, let me tell you a secret, ninjas who are good at taijutsu are more popular with sisters in Kakacho [-]st Street!

If you think about it again, you should practice martial arts well, become a ninja, do missions to make money, and come to Yibangjie to strengthen your beliefs!Then continue to practice with a firm belief, earn more money, find more beautiful girls with whores, and sharpen a firmer belief.

This is simply a perfect virtuous circle!

Ping, believe me, in the end, you will become a great ninja like Master Hanzo! "

Shit!Rin Ren stuck a big hole in his chest, almost suffocating him to death.

Well, you water bear, full of fallacies and heresies, what a bullshit cycle!
I have every reason to suspect that you are the spy of the evil god sect who came to Yuyin Village!

The purpose is to turn all the ninjas in Hidden Rain Village into soft-legged shrimps to complete your evil conspiracy to invade the Land of Rain!

Having said that, Rin Ren still accepted the water bear's fallacious reasoning dumbfounded.

After all, he could feel the sincere heart under the water bear's unscrupulous appearance.

The reason why the water bear does this is nothing more than two points, one is to resolve the depression of Rinren being ruthlessly abandoned by Sanjiao Hanzo;
After getting along for half a month, he discovered that Rin was actually a guy with no goals; the second reason he said this was that he hoped that Rin could find his way forward sooner.

After saying such a long paragraph, the dry-mouthed tardigrade picked up a glass of sake and gulped it down.

"What about you?" Rin Ren suddenly said.

"What me?" The water bear asked back with a puzzled expression.

"Why do you take care of me so much?"

Hearing this, the water bear scratched its scalp, slightly dodged its eyes, and then pretended to laugh.

"Hahaha~ Ping Jun, don't think too much, I am so kind to every student! Who made me a gentle person!"

As soon as the words fell, the two young ladies rushed into the embrace of the water bear with admiration on their faces.

"Yes, yes, Brother Water Bear is the gentlest~"

"Brother, please have another drink, my sister admires a man like Asahi like you the most!"

The water bear who was coaxed around by the young lady laughed again.

Listening to the sweet talk of this couple, the face of the stern man suddenly became as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Made!Give me back my touch!

Getting up depressed, Lin Ren silently opened the door and walked out of the room.

Outside the door, Mikiko knelt on the futon with blurred eyes, the charming temperament on her body subsided a lot, and the innocence of the sister next door emerged spontaneously.

"What a fickle goblin." Rin Ren muttered, strolling to the door of the store, watching the people coming and going outside, the water bear's words echoed in his head.

Although the theory didn't know where it went wrong, Rinren still received what he wanted to express.

Then I, myself, a visitor from another world, how on earth am I going to survive in this world?

First of all, it is impossible to stand out. This world is so dangerous, and it is Shinigami and Sage of the Six Paths; it is as strong as Senju Hashirama, and catching Nine Tails is like catching chickens. Or is it that Uchiha Madara has been slapped.

Therefore, it is the kingly way to stand up!
Moreover, this world is a world of bloodlines. Guys without prominent backgrounds can only play soy sauce.

so?
Go to Konoha to invest in real estate?

Or go to Tang Country to invest in a custom hotel?

Or go to the country of iron to make a living?

It is impossible to fight a war, and it is impossible to fight a war in this life!
"Little brother, what are you thinking about?" A soft female voice suddenly sounded from behind. Without even thinking about it, the body reacted instinctively, and instantly rushed forward to distance itself.

Looking again, Mikiko, the owner of the custom shop, was squatting where she had just stood, looking at herself innocently.

"Mom, you woman can walk without making a sound!"

As Rinto spoke, his eyes glanced at the wooden clogs under Mikiko's feet, as well as the cardamom toes that were raised mischievously.

"Hee hee~" Mikiko smiled mischievously, covering her red lips like a little girl who managed to make trouble.

Seeing this, Ren Ren's eyes straightened instantly, and he felt emotional in his heart, this woman's ability to charm is simply amazing, she really can control any style!
"Just teasing you, what's the matter, were you driven out by Mr. Water Bear?" Mikiko patted the non-existent dust on her knees, stood up slowly, and stared at Lin Ren with a smile.

"It's about the same, men are like this." Rin said old-fashionedly, and walked to Mikiko's low table, took a futon and sat cross-legged.

When Mikiko heard this, she rolled her eyes at him with amorous eyes, and knelt down opposite to Rin.

"It's as if you're not a man, you won't be greedy in the future, that's a nonsense~" Mikiko laughed angrily.

"Oh, what you said is wrong." Rin Ren waved his hand, and took a sip from the teacup on the table.

"To be precise, before I have the ability to do bad things, all men are big pigs;"

Mikiko looked at Rinto holding the teacup she had just used, blushing slightly: "Then what will happen after you have the ability to play tricks?"

"Then we have to talk about it carefully." After speaking, he took another sip of tea, slammed his mouth, and interrupted.

"This water is delicious, where did it come from?"

"Oh, tell me, little devil!" Mei Jizi opened the small folding fan in her hand, covering her red face, and urged her in a coquettish voice.

If someone else had dipped her own cup, Mikiko might have drawn a knife and killed someone, but this old-fashioned little guy in front of him, seven or eight years old at the top of his head, couldn't bear it in his heart.

Moreover, this little devil's talk is quite interesting.

Seeing Mikiko's beautiful eyes full of affection, Rinto said: Since there is no way to show respect with a slight hardening, then I can only watch it for the eyes.

"When I can play it badly, men in this world will automatically be divided into two types in my eyes."

"Which two?"

"Well, most men are friends, but if any man marries a beauty like your sister, then he is my enemy!"

Hearing this, Mikiko let out a snort, and her laughing branches trembled wildly;

In an instant, Rin Ren only felt that the house was full of flowers in full bloom, and the sun was shining on the earth.

Niang Xipi, this woman is so charming with every frown and smile, I really can't bear it!

In line with the principle of no evil, what a shame!Lin Ren said, I am a seven-year-old child, and no one can stop me from watching the beautiful young lady tremble.

At this moment, he felt that his body was simply too high!
Everyone hates Momonosuke, but everyone wants to be Momonosuke!
After laughing for a while, Mikiko breathed a sigh of relief, but her chest was still heaving.

"Little brother, you really can talk. Is my sister as beautiful as you said?"

"Yes!" Rinto nodded immediately, and said in his heart that compared with you, Mrs. Laura, Mijiu-senpai, and Meiliang-senpai all stood aside.

Mikiko laughed again and trembled wildly.

Every woman likes to be praised, it's in her DNA.

And Mikiko, as the owner of a custom shop, is charming and charming. She has heard too much flattery and praise, and she has long been immune to it.

Lin Ren praised her beauty in different ways, which was both novel and interesting.

Smiling and laughing, Mikiko suddenly paused, the corners of her mouth curled into a sly arc, she leaned forward, approaching the formidable person, showing a thrilling arc
"Since my sister is so beautiful, when you grow up, would you like to marry my sister?"

Hearing this, Ren Ren's head suddenly shook as if it was about to break off.

"You brat!"

Seeing Rinren shaking her head desperately, Mikiko straightened up, her face turned cold instantly.

Rinto didn't seem to notice Mikiko's change, so he continued on his own, "I don't want to wait until I grow up, but now I want to marry my sister as my wife!"

Mikiko was stunned for a moment, the frost on her face melted like snow in spring, and the small fan blocked her shy and reddish face.

"Then it's settled~ My little man, you have to grow up quickly and be responsible to the Lun family~"

Lin Renren nodded his head like a kid, and smiled in his heart.

Hehe, who is serious and who is a fool, do you really think I can't see the fun in your eyes?Treat me like a child, and the uncle will play with you, anyway, I won't suffer.

"By the way, my little man, what's your name?"

"Rin" Rinren blurted out instinctively, and immediately reacted, and changed his words instantly: "Zhu Kangping, my name is Zhu Kangping!"

As soon as the stern voice fell, the inner door opened, and the water bear, whose face was full of lipstick marks, pushed open the door reeking of alcohol, and walked out tremblingly with the support of two young ladies, still shouting. Have another drink.

Rinto smiled apologetically at Mikiko, then got up, stepped forward quickly, and supported the water bear who couldn't even stand still.

"I'm sorry, I'll take him back." After speaking, he helped the water bear out of the 'Ami Uncovered Case'.

Mikiko leaned on the door frame, looked at the backs of the two with half-smiles, and asked Rinto as if she suddenly thought of something.

"My little man, remember to visit me often~ My sister has been waiting for you here!"

"Are you taking money?" Rin asked without turning his head.

"Take it~" Mikiko's warm and soft voice came.

"I'm your husband, and I want to collect money?"

"Well, the Lun family wants to eat~" Jiao Didi's voice sounded again, attracting the attention of passers-by.

Hearing this, Rin Ren staggered, turned his head to look at Mikiko who had peach blossoms in his eyes, and clasped his hands together.

"Farewell, goodbye by fate."

After finishing speaking, he grabbed the water bear and hurriedly walked, as if there was some scourge behind him, he dived into the crowd and disappeared without a trace.

Mikiko, leaning on the door frame, looked at Rin Rin's disappearing back, turned around and entered the room, closed the wooden door, with a nice arc on the corner of her mouth, and muttered to herself, "Rin Rin? Hehe~ What a Funny kid!"