Naruto: Undercover Self-cultivation

Time passed, and in a blink of an eye, a week passed.

This week, Rin Ren and a dozen other children have been learning the various skills of Anzi from the water bear, which is referred to as Erwuzai's self-cultivation.

It includes expression control, how to integrate into the group well, a hundred ways to insert into the chat, how to pretend to be stupid, and how to use the advantage of being young to inquire about news.

All kinds of things can be called a crash course in sales.

It covers not only micro-expression control, child behavior, and even social psychology, it is ruthless.

This week, the tardigrade also changed from his previous serious appearance and turned into a spicy teacher. If the students made a slight mistake, he would be rewarded with severe criticism.

That is to say, this guy is a man, and if he were to be replaced by a beautiful woman, Rin would definitely have a love affair with her in a maternity leave.

The week-long class was over, and the students went home one after another to pack their luggage under the leadership of the supervisor Ninja. Only Rinto was still sitting leisurely in the water bear's office, drinking tea at ease.

It's not that he didn't supervise the ninja, but that his supervisor ninja was a water bear.

"The class is over, and I'm leaving tomorrow." Lin Ren put down his teacup, with undisguised satisfaction on his face.

"Hmph, do you want to leave the village that much?" The water bear snorted coldly with a stern expression.

Seeing this, Rin nonchalantly lined up tables.

"Okay, stop pretending, everyone is gone. Besides, I left the village, wasn't Mita and Master Hanzo responsible for it? How can I resist?"

Hearing this, the water bear fell silent for a moment, and its extremely mature face drooped.

To be honest, whenever water bears teach these children, seeing the anxious and immature faces of these children, water bears feel extremely tormented inside.

It was only when he stayed with the hippie smiling guy like Rin Ren that the guilt in his heart disappeared for a moment.

At first, he was very dissatisfied when he saw Lin Ren's expectant look, but as time went by, the more he got in touch with these children, the less he dared to look into their innocent eyes.

I am even more afraid that they will ask themselves innocently, Mr. Water Bear, can we go back to the village in the future?
I remember at the beginning, Lord Hanzo told himself: Do everything possible to protect the village, protect the children in the village, and when you face death, smile, and pass on the belief of protecting the village to the next generation who will thrive.

But now, Lord Hanzo said it was for the sake of the village, but he made the children of the village dark.

What kind of existence is Anzi, an existence that cannot see light, an existence that sleeps with one eye open, an existence that is restless for a lifetime.

Lord Hanzo!Hanzo!Salamander Hanzo!you!Lost faith!
With tears in his heart, the water bear became more and more silent.

Looking at the extremely gloomy water bear, his grim expression gradually darkened.

"Boom!" The table exploded, documents flew across the table, Ren Ren stood up abruptly, and grabbed the water bear by its collar.

"Go, I will take you to strengthen your faith!"

After speaking, he used brute force to pull the water bear and ran towards Kabukicho Street.

At this moment, he no longer hides his great strength.

Anyway, I will leave the village tomorrow, when the mountains are high enough for birds to fly, and the waters are wide enough for fishes to jump, a mere brain cutting technique will not be able to stop Lin Ren at all; the most important thing is that the water bear is his only bond in Yuyin Village. It is the existence of both teachers and friends.

He didn't want his friend to be on the verge of blackening all day long and frantically testing.

He was pulled by the hands of Renren and dragged along in an extremely shameful posture;
"Wait, let me down! Ping! Put me down, you bastard, how can you go to Kabukicho during the day?!"

At this moment, where does the water bear have any beliefs? Now his mind is full of shame, he is dead, and he can't find a wife.

Being dragged by the collar by a seven or eight-year-old child, rushing all the way into Kabukicho; this scene is simply picturesque.

Thinking that he would lose the right to choose a spouse forever, tears filled his eyes, and he covered his face and wept bitterly.

Mad, what a shitty village, what a shitty child, what I lost was the happiness of the rest of my life!

Seeing that the water bear was full of energy and grandeur, Lin Ren was relieved immediately, and said with emotion in his heart: Kabukicho is really a good place, and the distracting thoughts in the water bear's mind were washed away immediately.

Thinking of this, Lin Ren became more and more excited. Regardless of the strange eyes of passers-by, he stepped hard and rushed to the door of the 'Amei Unexpected Case'.

"Keep working hard, try to eliminate all the distracting thoughts in your heart in one breath, see your nature clearly, and strengthen your beliefs. Come on!"

After finishing speaking, he pushed the water bear into the private room of the 'Amei's Unexpected Case'.

The water bear seemed to know that he had no face to face people, so he half-pushed into the private room.

Seeing this, Lin Ren closed the door of the private room and went back to the hall.

In the lobby, Mikiko who was "privately appointed for life" did not appear, but instead was Tardigo's old friend, the girl named Miyu standing in the front hall.

"Hello, sister Meiya." Rinren greeted Meiya with a simple face.

"Hello, little brother." Meiya smiled back, then glanced at the sky outside, and asked curiously: "Why did you come here this afternoon, sister Yukiko hasn't washed up yet~"

"Eh~" Rin Ren rolled his eyes and smiled embarrassedly.

"Teacher Water Bear said that he couldn't hold it anymore, so he just wanted to see you soon and fall into your arms~"

"Really? Children will pee their pants if they lie~" Meiya looked at Rinren with a half-smile, obviously not believing what he said.

In their line of work, she has heard too many beautiful words, and she has long been immune to such common-level love words as the ones said by Lin Ren that are neither explicit nor euphemistic, let alone careless.

"Really." Rin Ren nodded confidently, and added pretending to be unconvinced.

"Teacher Water Bear also said that Sister Meiya is gentle and generous. It would be great if she could marry her back home!"

"Ah?" Meiya's beautiful eyes paled for a while, and she hurriedly asked: "He really said that."

"Really, if you don't believe me, just ask Mr. Water Bear, and you will say: Now someone is willing to marry you, would you marry?"

Hearing Rinto's words, Meiya could no longer be suspicious.

You know, for a woman of her birth, she would be thankful that she could find a good man to marry; although the tardigrade looks a little anxious, but with his special ninja status and his status as a golden bachelor, it is enough to make these maikos smash their heads up.

Moreover, dancers who are used to men who are false and false, often face a sincere relationship with more dedication than ordinary women, like moths to a flame.

As soon as Lin Ren finished speaking, Meiya turned around quickly and ran towards the back room without caring about his appearance. After a while, he heard a slight panting sound from the back room.

It looks like this guy has succeeded!

Since the water bear can't find a good wife to be his wife due to his own reasons, then he simply takes a step back and finds a sister-in-law.

And the water bear has said it himself, people are selling their art but not their body.

At this moment, another inner door opened, and Yukiko, who was neatly dressed, came out, looking suspiciously at her.

"Little brother, have you seen Mei Ya?"

Rin Ren raised his chin and motioned for the back room.

Seeing Yukiko going in, Rinto hurriedly reached out to stop her.

Just kidding, if Yukiko goes in, the affectionate confession will be transformed into a social death scene in seconds!

Thinking of this, Lin Ren's mind turned quickly, and he quickly said:

"Sister Yukiko, where is your boss, why didn't you see her today?"

Yukiko chuckled, walked up to Rinto and knelt down, reached out and pinched his face.

"I can't tell, you are still a seed of affection, but unfortunately, your sister Mikiko left here a week ago."

Seeing Yukiko calling herself the Seed of Affection, her face turned as black as coal.

Damn, that stinky bitch must have told these two women exactly what she said about molesting her!Damn, can this kind of love talk be nonsense? !
But after thinking about it, I will leave the village tomorrow, and my mood suddenly becomes beautiful again.

"Leave?" Rin Ren Zhuangruo asked unintentionally, "Then will she come back?"

"I don't know, maybe I'll be back tomorrow, maybe I won't be back for the rest of my life~"

Yukiko teased Rinren with a smirk on her face, she just felt that the handsome kid in front of her was even cuter than the boss said.

"What's the matter, do you miss her?"

Hearing this, Ren Ren nodded.

"Yes, I miss her, just like Mr. Water Bear misses sister Yukiko all night long."

After all, Yukiko is younger than Meiya, and her thoughts are much simpler.

She saw her little face turn red all of a sudden, she rolled her eyes shyly, and asked in a low voice: "Then what did he think?"

"How else can you think?" Lin Ren sighed in an old-fashioned way;
Then he crossed his hands, hugged himself, and said while twisting his body alluringly.

"It's like this: Trojan horse Trojan horse, Yukiko, you are like the rain in the village, it has been raining in my heart all day, drowning me, suffocating me, ah~ Sparasi~"

Seeing Rinto's extraordinarily enchanting appearance, Yukiko couldn't hold back any longer, her face turned red suddenly, and her whole head was like a boiling kettle, constantly emitting steam.

"Don't~ don't say it, I'm so ashamed~" Yukiko covered her face with her hands, feeling like she was about to faint.

She has also seen the kind of customers who like to play tricks and tell dirty jokes, but that kind of people only make her feel sick;

But this kind of love words that had never been seen before were a little bit explicit, and she didn't feel the slightest disgust when she said them from Renren's mouth, but she felt very weak.

While Yukiko was in a daze, Rinto suddenly realized his conscience and said.

"By the way, Sister Yukiko, are you doing art here instead of selling yourself?"

Yukiko nodded instinctively with her head in chaos.

"Yes, sister Mikiko is a very powerful person, she protected us very well."

Hearing this, the corners of Rin Ren's mouth twitched instantly, and his stomach welled up.

"By the way, sister Yukiko, Mr. Water Bear is talking in sleep again."

When she heard that it was a water bear, Yukiko's attention was drawn immediately, and her shining eyes were fixed on Rinto.

"It seems to be saying something, I want to save some money and marry Yukiko.

No, no, it should be: After becoming a Jonin, marry Yukiko.

Not right, oops!I don't remember what he said either!
By the way, sister Yukiko, don't tell him what I said~"

At this moment, the straight-eyed Yukiko's heart was already filled with sweetness, she still had no ability to think, and she just nodded passively with a happy face.

Seeing this, the heart laughed wildly;
Although I will leave the village tomorrow, and I won't be able to appreciate Mr. Water Bear's purgatory field, but I want to laugh when I think that all this is caused by myself.

Saying goodbye to the confused Yukiko, Rin left the 'Ami Uncovered Case' with satisfaction, took off the open sign, and locked the door.

It is predictable that Yukiko will definitely find a time to chat with the water bear alone tonight;

Lonely men and widows, chatting late at night, what else can we talk about?

That's not like talking to bed.

With the personality of a water bear, maybe he will marry these two women back at the same time;
That's good, anyway, water bears like them very much, and at the same time, it prevents these two poor women from getting deeper. Besides, with a wife, water bears will probably save money and live a good life!
Kill three birds with one stone, hey!I'm such a clever little ghost!

Patted himself on the shoulder.Rinto left Kabukicho [-]st Street with a sullen face, and left the place where this dream started.